The owner of the village, "Love Constipation", lamented: "It would be nice if I could turn my few loud farts into a few pieces of." ”

The purple-eyed fox said: "I think this second Lang Zhong is a little more clever than the first Lang Zhong's medical skills, as long as we go and invite another Lang Zhong with more medical skills, maybe this stubborn disease of yours will be cured, the king!" ”

"Is it really as good as you say?" The owner of the village, "Love Constipation", said in disbelief, "Then please 'master' you go to find a better doctor." ”

"Hey! Wrap yourself around me, my lord. I'll go now. As soon as the words fell, in the blink of an eye, there was no trace of the purple-eyed fox.

Summer is scorching, scorching heat, at noon, a big bear walked and suddenly fainted on the ground, happened to be seen by the perilla panda passing by here, hurriedly came up to check, opened the eyelids, tried to breathe, felt the pulse, it was clear that the big bear was suffering from heat stroke, and quickly took out a slender and sharp bamboo stick from the bamboo medicine box, inserted it into the bear's middle navel point, gently squeezed and twisted slowly.

About half an hour later, the big bear woke up, opened his eyes and saw Shiso, and immediately sat up in fright, and asked, "Who are you, what's wrong with me?" Did I faint just now? ”

Taking out the bamboo skewer from the big bear, Shisu said to it unhurriedly, "That's right, you did faint from heat stroke just now." I'm a panda doctor, and I just gave you an 'acupuncture' treatment, and your heat stroke symptoms have been greatly alleviated, but you still need to rest more, drink more water, and stay in the shade as much as possible. This is my advice to you as a doctor. ”

"Thank you, thank you for the rescue!" The big bear said gratefully, paused, and asked, "So, sir, your medical skills must be amazing, right?!" ”

"Medical skills, in our animal kingdom, it is average, the third in the world." Shiso said embarrassedly.

"Ahh Third in the world, so powerful! Aren't you a miracle doctor?! Big Bear was shocked.

"That's it! They gave me a little nickname, 'Little Divine Doctor'. Sorry to make you laugh. Shiso said a little proudly.

"Ahh You're a miracle doctor! If you are so young, you will be a little miracle doctor, and when you are old in the future, you will definitely be a great miracle doctor. That's great! This is called 'stepping on the iron hoof and finding nowhere to go, and it takes no effort to get it'. Haha, hahaha...... The illness of the king of my family was finally saved. The big bear said with great joy.

It turns out that this big bear is the stupid bear of the tiger cottage, yesterday by the purple-eyed fox commissioned to look for a miracle doctor for the king "love constipation" to treat constipation, this morning went out to look around, walked many places, tired, thirsty and hot, but when he walked here, he happened to faint from heat stroke, and happened to meet perilla, and was awakened by perilla, so it was a coincidence.

"Your king, what kind of illness do you have?!" Shisu hurriedly asked.

"Hey, hey! After many years of illness, the king of my family often poops and can't come out, unlike me who has never been picky eaters, eats everything, what rats and hares, wild vegetables, honey, corn cobs, etc., what to eat, so the old bear I have always been in good health, eating is fragrant, and I have never been sick. ”

"And what happened to you? Since your body is so good, why did you faint from heat stroke? ”

"Hey, hey! Sorry, bragging is too much. Actually, I don't have anything else wrong, I just love to brag, and every time I brag, I forget what my surname is. ”

"And what's your name?"

"Because I don't have a good memory, I don't even remember my real name. After arriving at the cottage, the king gave me a nickname called 'Stupid Bear'. ”

"Then what's the name of your king?"

"I don't know the real name of the king of my family, and I don't dare to ask. I called him 'King' to my face, and secretly, I also gave him a nickname called '**Pain'. Because every time he couldn't pull out the, he still pulled desperately, and as a result, a lot of blood came out of the **, and the pain made him die, so I simply called him "**pain"! ”

"I don't think you're stupid at all, you're very good at giving your king a nickname! You look stupid, but in fact, you're a 'little ninety-nine'! Haha, hahahaha......" Zi Su looked at the big bear in front of him who was honest and stupid on the surface, but was actually full of flowers, and couldn't help laughing happily.

Looking at the laughing Shisu, the stupid bear scratched his head with his paws embarrassedly, and then lowered his head and smirked "hey, hey, hey......

"So, is your king's constipation disease getting better now?" Shisu asked suddenly.

"Hey! I'm patronizing and chatting with you, but I've forgotten about the serious things. Today, I was tired from heat stroke because I wanted to find Lang Zhong to treat his ** disease for the king of my family, and I ran around. Now it's okay, not only has I found Lang Zhong, but he is also a very powerful miracle doctor. Doctor God, please follow me to see the king now! The stupid bear pleaded with Shiso.

"It's nature. I'll go with you. You lead the way! With that, Shisu picked up the medicine box and stood up.

When the sun was about to set, the stupid bear with the perilla came to see the owner of the village "love constipation", and reported to the tiger owner with joy: "King, great joy! I've brought you a miracle doctor this time. This is a real miracle doctor, I fainted from heat stroke on the road just now, it was this little miracle doctor who treated me, it's really amazing! ”

"Really? Didn't you bring a charlatan to the middle of the river and lake that time, not to mention you, the braggart king, who brought it? Hum! I see if you are bragging and blowing too much, curing a little heat stroke, may not be able to cure my ** disease! "Tiger" loves constipation "doesn't seem to believe what the stupid bear says at all.

"Okay or not, you'll have to try to find out, right?!" Shiso, who was following behind the stupid bear, came in and said.

Seeing a giant panda carrying a bamboo medicine box suddenly appeared behind the stupid bear, the tiger "loves constipation" couldn't help but be stunned, hesitated for a moment, and said: "You are the 'miracle doctor' that the stupid bear just said?" ”

"yes, isn't it like?!" Shiso asked rhetorically.

"Miracle doctors are made, not blown out. I don't think you're a miracle doctor like this! "Tiger" loves constipation" explained with a look of disbelief.

"So what do you say, what does a miracle doctor look like?" Shisu thought it was funny and couldn't help but continue to ask.

"The hair, eyebrows, and beard are all white, but the face is shiny and ruddy, without the slightest wrinkle, like a fairy, and you have nothing to do with it." Tiger "Love Constipation" went on to explain.

"You're talking about the miracle doctor in myths, not the 'miracle doctor' in reality. In reality, it is difficult for you to see the miracle doctor from his appearance, which is called 'people cannot be seen, and the sea cannot be measured'. Shiso retorted.