After pacifying the spider sisters, the perilla mantis came to the guest's side, and if it wanted to entertain the guests well, it had to sit with it.

It will ask the chief to eat this, and then he will ask him to hold his fart and eat that, which makes these two "dung balls" excited like something.

Once you've had your fill of food and drink, it's time to get down to business.

Chief Gao first said that he came this time to recruit An Zisu, and on behalf of the Great Stomach King and the cabinet ministers, he came to officially invite Zisu to go to the Blue Country to be an official.

What officer? , said that he would try to be a deputy commander of the Air Force and a member of the National Defense Committee first, and if he performed well, he could continue to be promoted.

Looks like it's not bad.

Shiso pretended to be modest and said:

"I've heard you've got an Air Force deputy commander called a guy with no hair.

If I go, won't you have another deputy commander? That's not good for people to have no hair but hair in their hearts! ”

Chief Gao hurriedly haha:

The Flying Gods smiled.

There are many positions of deputy commander, and it is not up to the lack of long hair to decide.

This is a decision made by the Prime Minister of the Cabinet, and it was also agreed to by the King of Stomach. No one can change it. ”

Shiso said again:

"But I always feel that it's a bit redundant to have two people in one position, which will be superfluous.

Anyway, there is no more than me, and no less than me. Otherwise, I won't go.

Save people from growing hair and feel hairy, and think I came to rob it of the job. ”

Chief Gao immediately said, "Then how can it be done?" If you do this, I won't have the face to go back. ”

Holding his fart, he waved his tentacles and said, "Yes! You've embarrassed us by doing that! When I go back, I can't give an account to the big stomach! ”

"You see I still have a lot of things to deal with in my house. How about I take care of these things before I go to work? Shisu thought for a moment and said.

"I see! So how long do you plan to get your stuff done? Chief Gao said.

"About three months."

"Three months? It's been too long. No way. We'll give you a maximum of a month to get your own things done. ”

"A month is too little, that's definitely not going to work. How about two months? ”

"Two months, a month and a half at most."

"Oh well. One and a half, just a month and a half. Deal. Shiso said.

"Good. I'll report this to the Big Stomach King and the Prime Minister. Chief Gao nodded with relief.

"Now that an agreement has been reached, when are we leaving?" Hold back a fart and wave your tentacles and ask.

"We'll leave right away." Chief Gao said, and then, standing up, politely said to Shiso, "Thank you, Your Excellency, for your hospitality." We're going back to our lives, so we won't bother you anymore. ”

"My hospitality is nothing compared to the gifts you have given me.

It's okay, when you go back, please convey your gratitude to the big stomach king and the crying and fart prime minister for me.

I will go to the appointment as soon as possible after taking care of my family affairs, please rest assured. Shiso said.

"We will definitely convey it, please rest assured. Good bye! The two of them said in unison, and soon, they were returning home with the ant transport brigade.

Looking at their backs as they went back, Shisu thought: "The ghost will go to the appointment."

I'm not going to be that stupid Song Jiang who barks like a pig.

If you want to calculate me, no way!

Now, we don't have time to pay attention to your little ant wolf.

Once I've settled my rear, see how I clean up your sinister and cunning turtle grandsons.

After the uneasy and kind party had gone, Shiso went up to the twenty or thirty male spiders and sternly warned them not to provoke the female, otherwise he would kill them all mercilessly.

Shisu's words frightened the male spiders and silenced them.

Since then, these male spiders who were so frightened by perilla that they didn't dare to come out of the atmosphere that they saw the female spiders all stayed away, let alone provoked, and they didn't even dare to squeak.

However, for the personal problems of the Spider Sisters, Shiso still has to be solved.

The day after sending off the gift team, Shisu went to the forest for the spider sisters.

It searched for male spiders everywhere, visited many portals, and finally contacted more than 100 male spiders and invited them to go to Three Trees the next evening for a free party blind date.

When Shiso told the good news to a spider sister, there was a cheering voice, and everyone was satisfied.

On the evening of the blind date, the mother spiders all dressed up and restlessly stayed in their boudoir (spider web), anxiously waiting for the lover to come to the door.

At this moment, a confident male spider raised his forefoot and carefully flicked the web woven by a female spider, rhythmically plucking the web like a string, and it meant to say, "Beauty, what are you doing?" Can I come to your website? ”

"I'm looking at my phone. If you want to go online, you can go online. And no one is stopping you. The mother spider said.

"What's a cell phone? Why haven't I heard of it? The male spider asked with another flick of the net.

"If you don't go online, how do you know?" 'The phone' is when I look at my palmistry, to see if you have a chance to be my husband. You are a modern illiterate person, you don't even understand this simple truth, it seems that your chances of becoming my husband are slim! The mother spider said.

"I only have feet, where do I get my hands?" The male spider asked puzzled.

"Say you're modern illiterate, you're still not convinced?

I call the shots of my hands and feet, and I say that my front feet are called hands, do you have an opinion?

This is called 'cybersquatting', do you understand?

The latest provisions of the modern trademark law stipulate that whoever registers first will own the copyright.

Now I say that my feet are hands, do you dare to disagree?

If you don't agree, I'll let you go to court, so that you can't eat and walk around. The mother spider said with a glimpse of words.