At this moment, the "Xiehe" black-haired monkey doctor was in the bedroom of the owner of the village, "who loves constipation", and treated the tiger owner of the village...... I only heard the doctor of "Xiehe" say to "Love Constipation": "Wang, the main reason why you are prone to this disease is because all aspects of your body are not harmonious and uncoordinated, and we call this phenomenon "disharmony". Now that I'm starting to treat you, it's about harmonizing the functions of all parts of your body. I've got a pill here, you take it first. ”

As soon as the words fell, the "Xiehe" doctor took out a black pill the size of a "ping pong ball" from the medicine box, handed it to the owner of the tiger village, and asked him to swallow the pill. ”

"Please turn over first, get on your knees, and raise your hips high, and then a little higher, and a little higher, and all right. Very good! The monkey doctor nodded.

"Doctor, why do you want me to raise my ass so high, do you want me to fart to the sky?!" The owner of the village "loves constipation" asked puzzled.

"Yes, yes. King, you're so smart! "Concord," the doctor nodded approvingly.

"Then if I fart like this, isn't it the same as a 'sky-high fart'?" The owner of the village "loves constipation" and asked again.

"Your told, you're too smart. That's right again! You just want to make a big fart so that God can hear it, and God will come down to help you! It's called 'Upper Concord'. Later, after a few loud farts, the king will pull out the, and that will be called 'Lower Concord'. Isn't this 'harmony' cured of your illness? ”

"Doctor, after I took the pill you gave, I felt my stomach 'gurgling', but I couldn't fart. You say, why can't the heavens come down to help me? I kind of can't wait. Otherwise, come over and kick me in the ass and see if I can break my ass. ”

"My lord, I dare not offend your noble buttocks. I once heard a saying called 'a tiger's ass can't be touched'. Now, you want me to kick the 'tiger ass', don't you want my life? ”

"Tell you to kick, and you kick. Where is all this nonsense? Kick it off, or I'll tell you 'you can't eat and walk around.'" ”

"Yes, I will obey the order." "Concord" Dr. Black Monkey walked over and kicked the tiger in the ass very lightly, which was similar to touching it with his hands.

"You kid hasn't eaten for three days, what's wrong? It's not as good as a. Kick me hard, kick hard, push hard......"

"Your noble ass, oh no, your buttocks, are about to be swollen from the kick. Why don't you fart yet? ”

"Get out, get out, you get out of my way! What a quack, no, just a piece of waste. Kicked Lao Tzu's ass swollen, and he hasn't cured Lao Tzu's illness yet! ”

The black-haired monkey "Xiehe" doctor was so frightened that he quickly put the medicine box on his back and fled in a puff of smoke.

But just when the owner of the tiger village felt sorry for himself, the purple-eyed fox slipped in and asked with concern, "King, are you getting better?" ”

The owner of the tiger village, "Love Constipation", shook his head, told the purple-eyed fox about the general situation of the incident, and then touched his red and swollen buttocks, and lamented: "My poor ass! Everybody says, 'A tiger's ass can't be touched.'" And my tiger ass actually let that bad hairy monkey who is not as good as a human be kicked and swollen, and kicked willingly, my originally noble tiger ass has now become so humble and pitiful. Why am I suffering? Ay! It's not to treat this ** disease in my body, so I practice myself like this! ”

"King, why be so pessimistic. As the saying goes: the West does not shine and the East shines. I'm going to find you another really good doctor. After the purple-eyed fox finished speaking, he ran away again.

Half a day later, the purple-eyed fox brought a wolf doctor named "Renhe Will" (a big bad wolf who walks upright like a human) and recommended it to the owner of the village: "The king, this wolf doctor, said that he has superb medical skills and knows the art of 'benevolence'. ”

"What, the art of 'benevolence'?" The owner of the tiger village was puzzled, "What is the difference between your 'benevolence and willingness' and other people's 'willingness to be in harmony'?" ”

"My lord, I don't know what the 'Concord Will' is. However, I know that my 'benevolence and will' is to serve patients wholeheartedly, and that doctors are benevolent. My 'benevolence' technique promotes: kindness, love, harmony and beauty......" Doctor Wolf gushed.

"Wait, let me interrupt, how will you serve me? I didn't see you bring a medical kit, could it be that you came to serve me empty-handed? The owner of the tiger village asked impatiently.

"The 'benevolence and harmony' technique of my 'benevolence and will' never needs to use medicine, and of course I don't need to bring a medicine kit. We heal by doing physical movements. ”

"Ahh You can cure diseases without taking medicine and exercising, you won't be a charlatan, right? ”

"King, how can I be a charlatan? If you're not convinced, we can give it a try first. ”

"Yes, my lord. There's nothing better you can do now anyway. Let's take a 'dead horse as a live horse doctor', and simply be a fool again, listen to this 'benevolent and willing' doctor, and do a campaign. Let's see if we can cure the disease, won't we? The purple-eyed fox chimed in.

"Looks like I'm going to have to give it a try. It's really uncomfortable to hold my stomach. Come on! The owner of the tiger village finally nodded in agreement.

"Wang, look at me, follow my demonstration, and do exercises together. Ready, Begin ...... Hello everyone, come on, let's do sports together: three circles on the left, three circles on the right, twisting the neck, twisting the buttocks, laughing and crying, will be in a good mood; Shake your head, shake your feet, take deep breaths, and bounce, and you will be in good health. Three circles on the left, three circles on the right, twisting the neck, twisting the buttocks, shouting and yelling, will be in a good mood; Shake your head, shake your feet, take deep breaths, and bounce, and you will be in good health. Dr. Wolf sang a nursery rhyme while shaking various parts of his body.

Just listen to "poof, poof, poof" The owner of the tiger village finally let out three farts in a row.

"King, you've finally farted. Great, great. What a gratifying congratulations! The purple-eyed fox was immediately pleasantly surprised and immediately complimented.

"Love Constipation" couldn't help but smile, and followed the lyrics of Dr. Wolf more diligently, shaking his hips and twisting his waist, exercising desperately...... However, I only heard the sound of fart, but I didn't see the coming down. After being busy for a long time, "love constipation" or constipation, gradually, the owner of the tiger village sat down with exhaustion, dejected, and a bitter face.

The wolf doctor, who was still roaring at first, saw this and had to flee in disgrace.

The purple-eyed fox hurriedly crawled to the side of the owner of the village, "Love Constipation", and comforted: "King, although you haven't succeeded yet, I think you're not far from success." You know, how hard it is for you to be able to let out these few loud farts! As long as you keep up the good work, I think you will be able to succeed. ”