Song Ziyu said beautifully: "If you can let me kiss Fang Ze before I die, I will die without regrets." ”

The two Daotong sneered: "Boy, there is a way that people are about to die, and their words are also good, and they generally think about what their relatives will do in the future, but you are thinking about what girl will kill you first, are you scared to the brain?" ”

Song Ziyu's eyes widened and said, "What, I'm just thinking about the beautiful girl, what's the matter......"

The two Dao Tong said with a look of: "No, it's okay!" You're all alone! When you go to the underworld, you're also a ghost, okay! ”

The elder Taoist boy added: "But let me tell you, we are here to cultivate Taoism, not to put away your sister's room, so put away your shameless thoughts and-eating expressions, and we will give you another chance to realize your last wish in life, please say it quickly and fart quickly!" ”

Song Ziyu thought like a telegram and said: "Then bring me a bowl of wonton noodles, I want to be a full ghost on the road." ”

The two Dao Tong sneered: "This kid is neurotic, what wonton noodles do you want to eat when he dies, no!" ”

Song Ziyu said: "Then order me a pizza, I'll finish eating the pizza and then go on the road." ”

The two Taoist boys sneered: "You can't even eat wonton noodles, and you still want to eat pizza, are you especially Saphi (Shabi)?" ”

Song Ziyu grimaced, and said helplessly: "Then what do you have to eat in this kitchen?" Make me a copy on the spot. ”

The elder Dao Tong said: "I'm too lazy to do it!" If you are too hungry, you will go up to the Nai He Bridge for a while and ask Meng Po to cook you a bowl of Meng Po soup to drink, and maybe give you a bowl of rice noodles across the bridge to eat. ”

Song Ziyu was about to speak, but the elder Taoist boy waved his hand to stop him, and said: "Okay, your wish to be a full ghost will come true soon, and then you can wait for death with peace of mind, tomorrow the rooster crows three times, and you will be soaked in formalin, and then donate you to the medical school, which can be regarded as your last contribution to the world." ”

The young Taoist boy echoed: "Don't worry, our Taoist family is compassionate, and we said before that we would throw you into the wilderness to scare you, as long as you don't make trouble for us tonight, we promise to leave you a whole corpse and find you the best home." ”

The older Dao Tong stretched his waist, yawned, and said, "I'm sleepy, second child, you're on duty tonight, I'll go back to the house to watch the American blockbuster first." ”

"Why? I made all the dinner, and I washed the dishes and chopsticks, so you didn't do anything and went back to the house to go to the kang, are you eating the pig's head waiting to die? The second child said with a wide eye.

The boss was furious, and his eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he said, "Yo! Do you still dare to order your eldest brother now, and you dare to pretend to be majestic in front of your eldest brother? ”

"Are you embarrassed to call you big brother? You're lazy and lazy all day long, looking like a stupid dick, you don't do this or that, I said you are a pig and insulted the pig! Not to be outdone, the second child said.

The boss stepped forward angrily and slapped him in the ear, and the Hedong lion roared: "Is there such a disrespectful person as you? Just let you work a night shift, and you will come up with so much nonsense, are you eating too much and spraying feces? ”

"I'm not worth it?! You say you're lazier than Zhu Bajie all day long, shouldn't you let your degraded hands and feet move well? Tell me, what did you do today? The second child also let out a thunderous rage.

"I didn't sweep the floor?" The boss asked rhetorically in an unquestioning tone.

"Didn't I make the rice? Didn't I wash the dishes and chopsticks? The second child's eyes widened like a vicious dog.

"Didn't I tie the stupid cock lying on this board?"

"Didn't I carry this up alone?"

"This, I didn't pull the in this pit?" The boss begins to upgrade the vexatious trouble.

"Poof!!"

The second child almost killed the boss with a mouthful of salt soda, but he was already laughing, bending over and laughing weirdly: "Then, then I also said that the tree in front of your grave was not watered by me with urine?" ”

The implication of this sentence: Labor and management I once peed in front of your grave, brother mighty?!

The old man was so angry that his nose was blowing, his eyes were on fire, and his hair was angry, he showed a terrifying look of grinning teeth, and said, "I'll let you see if you were beaten flat by me tonight?!" ”

After that, the boss opened his teeth and claws to the second child, and the second child also roared when he saw the injustice, and the two of them hugged each other and scuffled, and after a while, they rolled to the ground and started to wrestle on the ground.

And Song Ziyu also seized the opportunity to survive in the PUB, he noticed that there was a kitchen knife on the board, so he slid and rubbed to the front, cut the rope with a kitchen knife, and then roared, an arrow flashed to the second ball, just like the god kicked the two balls out of the house, the two balls landed in a perfect parabola, fell to the sky, and before he could shout pain, Song Ziyu, who was chased out, hit the back of the head with the back of the knife, and both were knocked unconscious.

……

After a while, the two Dao Tong opened their heavy eyelids one after another, but suddenly found that they were tied to a rope on the board, and the more they struggled, the tighter they were tied, this rope was the rope they used to tie Song Ziyu.

"Ahh Big brother, we, how can we be tied to the board? Where's that? The second child said with a panicked expression.

"You haven't woken up yet? The bastard took advantage of the fight between the two of us to untie the rope and then kicked us down and subdued us, and he must have escaped by now. The boss said angrily.

The second child gritted his teeth and said, "Big brother, it's all your fault!" If you hadn't done it with me, would that stupid dick have a chance to escape? ”

"If it weren't for your laziness, would that dying fish still be able to jump out?" The boss also scolded.

The second child was about to spray people again, and the boss hated the iron and said, "Okay! Let's stop eating dogs here, hurry up and shout for help, and let the Taoist come over to save us. ”

"Oh, I almost forgot about it with excitement."

"Someone! Help me! Someone! Help me! The two of them shouted for help.

"What are you shouting? The can't be pulled down, you?! ”

The two were shouting, and Song Ziyu suddenly appeared from the kitchen door, startling the two of them, and said dumbfounded: "What? You, you didn't run away? ”

Song Ziyu looked up to the sky and laughed three times, and said: "You family of beast-faced Taoist priests owe me too much, I don't torture you well, how can I bear to walk away?" ”

The second child trembled with fright, and said in a trembling voice: "You, what do you want to do?" We are a place of pure cultivation, and my brothers are even more muddy and not stained, clear and ripples but not demons, you can only watch from a distance and not blaspheme my brothers. ”

"Second brother, what kind of nonsense are you talking about?" The boss said with a look of, "Boy, if you know each other, hurry up and run for your life, otherwise you will alarm the Taoist chief for a while, and you will die without a place to be buried!" The boss threatened Song Ziyu.

Song Ziyu looked up to the sky and laughed three more times, then clapped his hands, and another figure appeared on the stage.

The two Dao Tong were dumbfounded, and their eyes widened to see that the Dao Chang was also tied up by the embarrassed Wuhuada, and he also looked at the two dogs on the board who hated iron and steel, and they had the mind to kill these two dogs with a mouthful of salt soda.

And Song Ziyu was smiling like a villain on the side.