Chapter 154: The Sorrow of the Woman in the Green Building
Geng Buyue immediately sat on the edge of the bed
"Shi Wentao! Stop! ”
As a result, Shi Wentao pulled the door shut and stood outside the door and said proudly
"I'm sorry! I'm still busy! What's the matter, wait until my brother finishes taking oxygen! You'd better hurry up and fold the quilt honestly! ”
Geng Buyue swallowed his saliva angrily, just lying on the bed, he didn't expect Wang Jinbao to sit on his bed with a swish, so he asked extremely puzzled
"Why don't you roll on the donkey and go with you when you die?"
Wang Jinbao said with a weird smile while putting on his shoes
"Roll around! I'm going to smoke a cigarette too, and I'll change my brain by the way! ”
Geng Buyue looked at it in some surprise
"Are you crazy? This will smoke in the water room, aren't you looking for death? ”
Wang Jinbao pursed his lips angrily, I wanted to give a sentence, you think everyone is the same as you, the brain-dead, go straight back, but thinking about it is not necessary on the one hand, the most important thing is that after speaking, this guy will definitely have to toss with himself for a while, and when he goes out, I am afraid that he will not even be able to find Shi Wentao's shadow, and some of them ran to the grove next to the playground, so he said with a wicked smile
"Hey! The short is life, the long is the tribulation! Smoking is a chronic suicide! Sooner or later, you're going to die, so why don't you get comfortable for a while! But you have to cherish your body, don't smoke or drink, and strive to create a world Guinness record and live for a thousand years, or ten thousand years! If you continue to practice your toad skills, I won't bother! ”
Geng Buyue smiled faintly at first, and then said very proudly
"Hey! Let's not say that smoking is harmless, in fact, my brother I also want to ride the clouds and live a fairy-like life, but smoking is to take money to smoke, this is all your rich man's game, I can't afford to play the children of poor peasants! Hurry up and smoke it! You say that it doesn't matter if I roll on a donkey, or practice toad skills, as long as the quilt can be folded well, I won't be scolded tomorrow Amitabha! I'll fold the quilt well, you hurry up and smoke it, it's better to smoke two more! ”
Wang Jinbao glared at him angrily, thinking why didn't you say it and just smoke it to death, and then said with a wicked smile
"Yes! Smoking is indeed harmless, as for burning money and smoking, the game of the rich, I don't agree with this, look at your suit and leather shoes all day long, a typical rich child, so this is not a matter of money at all, but you cherish yourself too much! ”
Wang Jinbao hadn't finished speaking, but Geng Buyue directly interrupted him
"Nonsense! Haven't you heard that being a human being begins with self-love?"
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, thinking that you are still fat and panting, and then said with a wicked smile
"Mr. Geng, can I ask you a question?"
Geng Buyue was a little floating in an instant, Le's eyes narrowed into a slit, and he said happily
"Look at you, what are you polite to me? If you have any questions, just say it! ”
Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled
"Mr. Geng, do you know what the difference between a bitch, a son and a young lady is?"
Geng Buyue was stunned at first, and then said seriously
"Nonsense! Miss is everyone's best girl, but bitch, the son is purely in the skin and meat business! Why don't you understand this common sense?"
Wang Jinbao was taken aback, sighed angrily, and then said a little irritably
"Oops! If you don't pretend to die in front of me, do you? Since you pretend to be confused for me, let's get straight to the point, what is the difference between the ancient Qinglou women and those women who called and delivered to the door?"
Geng Buyue continued to pretend to be stupid and asked, a little puzzled
"The Qinglou woman and the telephone woman are both women literally, but on the Qinglou women's TV series, there is more or less understanding! But it's the first time I've heard of a woman who calls for home delivery! What kind of woman is she?"
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, and then said helplessly
"Could it be that when you were staying in a hotel, there was no young woman calling in the middle of the night to ask, sir, do you need special services?"
Geng Buyue smiled evilly
"Since ancient times, laughing at poverty and not laughing at prostitutes! You don't have to bend around for me, just talk about these two women now, what's the difference?"
Wang Jinbao said with a wicked smile
"Oh well! Since you want to know so much, then I'll tell you about it, the Qinglou woman not only wants to make a lot of money at zero cost and enjoy life, but also wants to set up a chastity archway! The telephone women just take what they like, give you a single dog, bring infinite happiness, and don't think about the torii thing! ”
When Geng Buyue heard this, he said extremely depressedly
"You kid is so decent, what are you telling me all this? I didn't travel back to ancient times to visit Qinglou, and I didn't have a hotel called a special service in the middle of the night! ”
Wang Jinbao said as he walked towards the door
"Did you just say you don't smoke because you don't have money? But I see that you spend several times more money on girls all day long than in front of us! Therefore, as a student, it is the parents' money that is spent, if we smoke a telephone woman, then a playboy like you is the woman who wants to set up a memorial arch, it is simply the sadness of the woman in the green house! As for you just now, you didn't say that you don't smoke, but out of self-love, first of all, I understand that you are poor and no one loves you, you can only comfort yourself, and secondly, you take your life too seriously, in other words, you are too selfish! You work hard to live him for a thousand years! ”
After saying that, Wang Jinbao slipped with oil on the soles of his feet, and Geng Buyue immediately got up to chase after him
"You are the thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old turtle, why are you scolding me in a good manner? If I don't find out the archway I set up today, then I will set up a tombstone for you today! Let's see if you dare to bully your brother in the future! ”
Wang Jinbao sneered when he heard this, and ran down the stairs as he spoke
"Oops! You haven't lived to be 100 years old, so you start talking nonsense, don't you know, only children and grandchildren erect monuments for their elders, we are bunk brothers! ”
Geng Buyue saw that Wang Jinbao had already run downstairs, and said angrily
"You'd better not come back at noon, otherwise I'll see you hit once, and use the needle that the girl has sewn into her underwear to sew your broken mouth on!"
Wang Jinbao snorted, thinking that the girl had sewn a needle in her underwear, once it passed through your hand, I am afraid that you could smell it from miles away, and your disgusting bad breath smelled, so he quickly caught up with Shi Wentao and hugged him around his neck
"Aren't you going to smoke? What are you doing in a Muslim restaurant?"
Shi Wentao glanced at it, it was not the dormitory just now, but the common hobby of smoking, and then his eyes rolled
"Just come with me! What are you doing with all this nonsense?"
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, and through the grove next to the water room and the bathroom, a smoky dry toilet appeared into view, and he was immediately overjoyed when he saw this
"Oops! I didn't expect that there is also a place outside the law of the student union in the stone school! In the future, I don't have to finish eating, I run to the playground to smoke a cigarette and come back, how much I have already digested! ”
But just when Wang Jinbao and Shi Wentao just walked to the dry toilet, Zhang Zhaochun stretched out his two arms, put the boxy quilt on the side, and kicked the dormitory door with his foot
"Open the door!"