Geng Buyue thought that Wang Jinbao and Shi Wentao were back, so he lay on the bed and roared extremely angrily

"Knock what? What's there to knock on, the door is unlocked, and you don't have long hands?"

Zhang Zhaochun pursed his lips extremely helplessly, and then a little irritable, he kicked the door with his feet again and said

"Mr. Geng! I'm Lao Shaanxi! Don't be upset anymore! Hurry up and open the door for me, I can't hold it anymore! ”

When Geng Buyue heard this, he was extremely reluctant, got up from the slightly thin quilt he had just pressed, and pulled the door open

"What are you hugging! The door is about to be scrapped by your kicking, and people who don't know still think that you are here to report the funeral! ”

Zhang Zhaochun saw that the door opened, his upper body remained unchanged, and he hurriedly took a big step back, and then said with a very strange smile

"Mr. Geng, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you!"

Geng Buyue was stunned for a moment, then looked at the boxy and angular quilt on Zhang Zhaochun's arm, and said in great surprise

"Oops! Could it be that I really met the hell in broad daylight, how did you turn a lump of cotton into a decent tofu block! ”

Unexpectedly, Zhang Zhaochun was extremely proud, and said while walking towards the dormitory

"Mr. Geng, look at what you said, the unyielding chaste martyr to death, I can turn him into a tender little fairy in minutes! A quilt is not worth mentioning at all! ”

Geng Bu twisted his mouth angrily, but looking at the quilt on Zhang Zhaochun's arm, his heart was not itchy, but directly placed in the peach frame, so he stepped forward very diligently

"Old Shaanxi, didn't you just shout that your arm was sleepy? Come and I'll help you put it on the bed, and teach me how the hell did you get it?"

I saw Zhang Zhaochun smiling evilly

"Thank you, Mr. Geng! I'll do it myself! If you break it for me, won't I be tossing for so long in vain! As for how I did it, now I can only say to you with great regret, I'm sorry, the secret of heaven cannot be revealed! ”

Geng Buyue glared fiercely, swallowed as if he had been soaked in saliva by Coptis chinensis, and said coldly

"Hurry up and invite your master in, and quickly close the door! Ah! I finally understood today what a full barrel does not sound, and half a barrel is ringing! Don't leak the opportunity, fold a broken quilt, you think you can stack Arhats, look at the people and cattle, and know what your surname is! ”

Zhang Zhaochun made a grimace, just came in and kicked the door closed with his foot, and then he didn't dare to breathe, carefully put the quilt on the bed, and was just about to leave, he turned around and picked up the quilt carefully and put it in the bed

"Hey! Lao Shaanxi! Why don't you go out and buy an incense burner, give you this quilt that can smoke flies, kowtow three times, then burn five yellow watches, and finally insert five pillars of incense, like offering to immortals? As for making such a fuss?"

Zhang Zhaochun pretended not to hear, and after putting the quilt against the wall, he slowly turned around and glared at Geng Buyue fiercely

"Mr. Geng, talk about it! Didn't you just let you open the door for me? As for such endless bullies? If you feel like you're at a loss, go out now, kick the door twice with your foot, and I'll just bring you in! And you can eat indiscriminately, but you must not talk nonsense, which eye do you see, my quilt smoked flies? Where are the smoked flies, if you can find out, I'll eat them for you right away! ”

Geng Buyue saw that Zhang Zhaochun was in a hurry, and immediately patted him on the shoulder and said

"Oops! Look at your little bit of interest, why are you still in a hurry! Let's not say that it's snowing in late autumn now, and the flies don't know where to fly, and besides, you're not a gecko, so you can eat flies and mosquitoes or something! ”

Zhang Zhaochun glared fiercely when he heard this

"Why don't you say I'm a white tiger? Since there are no flies, why do you say that my quilt can smoke flies? Is there such a bully as you?"

Geng Buyue smiled evilly when he heard this, and then said with a flushed face

"Why don't you say that you are a white tiger, don't you combine yourself to touch it, what do you look like? As for why you say that your quilt can smoke flies, haven't you noticed that no matter at noon or night, as long as you take off your shoes and shoes, the whole dormitory is like overturning, a jar of old vinegar that has just been boiled, the pungent sour smell is mixed with the pungent rancid smell, although the big guy doesn't say it, but they all use practical actions to make a strong protest! ”

When Zhang Zhaochun heard this, his face instantly turned red from the tip of his nose to the root of his ears, and he asked extremely puzzled

"What kind of protest is the big guy, why don't I know?"

Geng Buyue glared

"Didn't you notice that as long as you take off your shoes, as soon as the windows of the big guy's dormitory are opened, they all go out one by one, go around the courtyard below, or wander around other dormitories, and don't come back until the house smells normal?"

Zhang Zhaochun scratched his head helplessly, and then said with some embarrassment

"Oops! I'm really sorry, I have athlete's foot so the smell is a bit big! In addition, during this period of military training every day, I am as tired as a horse, and I don't wash at all! ”

Geng Buyue glanced at it

"What do you mean to wash a little little, I've been here for so long, I haven't seen you wash your feet, so it's not normal if you don't have athlete's foot! Besides, most people wear leather shoes now, and many people have athlete's foot, like me, but why don't my feet smell as big as your feet?"

Zhang Zhaochun's eyes lit up when he heard this

"Mr. Geng, tell me quickly, what home remedies did you use to cure beriberi? How can I keep my feet from smelling?"

Geng Buyue glanced at him and said coldly

"Pay attention to personal hygiene!"

Zhang Zhao rolled his eyes angrily

"That's it! Don't think that in the school's public bathhouse, you took the first bath in your life, and you will become a city person! I admit my foot odor, may I ask what does foot odor have to do with my quilt smoke flies?"

Geng Buyue looked at the dry bath towel and gritted his teeth angrily

"Alright, what should I do! Now I don't want to say a word to you, your feet can smoke away a dormitory of people, please ask the quilt to cover your feet, how much do you have to absorb every day, toxic and harmful gases, smoke flies to death that is to give you face, not to say smoke a cow, you are content! ”

Zhang Zhaochun angrily opened the door and walked away when he heard this, but he didn't come in for a minute, and said with a smile

"Mr. Geng! Please tell the person who is not there, it's better not to touch my quilt, otherwise I'll come back and play with him! ”

Geng Buyue glared

"Get out of here! Except for you, rest assured that no one has moved! ”

Zhang Zhaochun asked extremely puzzled when he heard this

"I've folded the quilt so well, won't it be until they learn?"

Geng Buyue sneered

"Your quilt is indeed very well folded, but we definitely don't dare to study, because we are not afraid of nausea, nor are we afraid of diaphragm, and the key is that we are afraid of beriberi and syphilis! Hurry up and do what you should do! ”