Chapter 156: Dare to move the quilt and unscrew off your head

Zhang Zhaochun glared fiercely, and then said with a wicked smile

"Mr. Geng, I only knew that you liked to mess with flowers and grass, but I didn't expect you to be involved in such a wide range, so tell me what the white tiger looks like! It was an eye-opener for me! ”

Geng Buyue glared fiercely

"Now shave the beard around your mouth, what a white tiger looks like! If you still don't understand, then go to the Internet café and search for it! If you still don't understand, then go to the girls' toilet and take a magnifying glass to find it slowly! ”

Zhang Zhaochun glared, then looked at Geng Buyue with a squint, and touched his chin inattention

"I won't go to the women's bathroom, I'm afraid that I will be carried out horizontally if I go in vertically! What's more, that thing is hard to find, and besides, why should I ride a horse to find a donkey, isn't there a ready-made one in front of me? Ah! Mr. Geng! No wonder you don't grow a beard, it turns out to be a white tiger! ”

Geng Buyue opened Zhang Zhaochun's hand, and said with round eyes

"Get out of here! Trouble me how far my mind goes, please k immediately give me how far away! Otherwise, I'll stuff your kid's head into the women's toilet and let your kid see enough! ”

Zhang Zhaochun smiled

"That's it! I'm not playing with you anymore! I'm still busy, don't forget what I've told you! Mr. Geng's bye-bye! ”

Geng Buyue blew angrily and waved his hand impatiently

"Quickly disappear in front of my eyes, look at you more, you can eat one less steamed bun at noon, and you can live ten years less!"

At this time, Wang Jinbao had just lit a cigarette and took a hard puff

"Oops! It's cool! It's been a long time since I've been so carefree! ”

Shi Wentao stared at the smoke ring while spitting it, and said in an extremely complicated and contemptuous tone

"I smoked a cigarette at the door of the toilet, didn't I just finish shopping in Bada Hutong, as for such an exaggeration? If you are careful and overjoyed, and if you are not careful, you will be planted headlong in the pit, and it will be a stench for 10,000 years! ”

Wang Jinbao just turned around and walked into the toilet, quickly took a puff of cigarette and extinguished it, turned his head and began to walk out, but it happened to hit Shi Wentao's arms, only to see Shi Wentao still smoking a cigarette very calmly

"What's wrong? Didn't you come to smoke cigarettes? Just lit and extinguished, what are you doing in a hurry?"

Wang Jinbao was angry, took Shi Wentao's hand, and came to the door of the dry toilet

"Oops! I know you don't have good eyes, but you don't even see such a big living person when you're blind, right? Didn't you see the big tall man in the student union, squatting in it and smoking? Aren't you afraid that he will give us tobacco and water?"

I saw Shi Wentao smile coldly, then put his arms around Wang Jinbao's neck, and walked towards the toilet again and said

"It's okay! The one who gave our brothers to drink tobacco and water was not unborn, but it was still brewing in his father's crotch! Why can't we smoke here when they can smoke here? Isn't your kid, really scared, so many freshmen are smoking, and no one is afraid of you! Come on, brother, I'll light it for you! ”

Wang Jinbao held the cigarette in his hand and said timidly

"Oops! No matter what, smoking is not allowed in school, and if we get caught with pigtails, we will have a hard time in the future! ”

Unexpectedly, Shi Wentao grabbed it, lit the cigarette, and said with a wicked smile

"Look at you! We don't smoke big, smoke, what's there to be afraid of! Besides, when did you become so obedient, you weren't allowed to smoke in school before, didn't you learn the same! The school doesn't allow you to fall in love, not only do you talk about it, but you also love it to death, and you almost become an unmarried father! Therefore, they are all foxes for thousands of years, so you don't want to talk about fasting anymore! Not only is it meaningless, but the most important thing is that it is too embarrassing! And standing at the door of the toilet and smoking, being discovered by the teacher is the most dangerous thing! ”

Wang Jinbao took a puff of cigarette when he heard this, followed Shi Wentao towards the toilet, walked in and took a look, only to see the tall man smoking a cigarette, and from time to time he looked at the freshman wearing red skin who was undergoing military training without saying a word.

The freshmen who smoked in the toilet were even more exaggerated, directly looking at Brother Gao, a fart for the chemical name of the air that could not breathe, floating through his eyes from time to time, and then spitting clouds and fog, talking and laughing, how magical it is.

Wang Jinbao saw this, and also took a deep breath of cigarette, thinking that it seems that he really ordered too much, in the past, when he was in middle school, the toilet was a paradise for students to smoke secretly, although this is a technical school, but after all, it is still a school, a member of the student union, and in the final analysis, he is still a student.

After smoking, Wang Jinbao and Shi Wentao just returned to the dormitory, and were instantly deeply attracted by the quilt on Zhang Zhaochun's bed, so they quickly walked to him, and just stretched out his hand to him, but he didn't expect Geng Buyue to say in a hurry

"If you don't want to live, then mess with other people's quilts! Don't blame me for not reminding you, kid! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he glared at Geng Buyue fiercely

"Oops! I went out to smoke a cigarette, but I didn't think that not only Lao Shaan's bed had an extra quilt in the barracks, but also when did we Geng always become the followers of the emperor! ”

Geng Buyue glared, and kept pinching the quilt water chestnut, and said impatiently

"Whatever you kid says, anyway, when people leave, they say that if they dare to touch his quilt, then they will screw off their heads!"

Wang Jinbao stopped the moment he stretched out to the quilt, because although the school year was not long, Zhang Zhaochun was difficult to see people at other times except for returning to the dormitory to sleep every day, and it was impossible to participate in the collective activities of the dormitory

"As long as he doesn't get the quilt wet, nothing else has anything to do with me!"

After Shi Wentao got the quilt three times and divided five by two, he walked away and tossed his quilt, Wang Jinbao instantly felt that his face couldn't hang up, thinking that he was the same man, why is the difference so big, is he really scared, as the saying goes, if you don't fight for face, you fight for breath, so he took the plunge and deliberately touched Zhang Zhaochun's quilt and the four square water chestnuts

"Oops! I thought this kid was cheating, looking for some branches or wire, hard to hold up the water chestnut, but I didn't expect that there was nothing in it, I didn't find it but I pinched it out with my hands, it's just too unbelievable, how did he do it! ”

Geng Buyue glared fiercely

"Hurry up and don't be poor anymore! No matter how good your mouth is, it is impossible to fold your ball of cotton balls into a horizontal and vertical quilt like a human family, hurry up and give that obsessive-compulsive disorder, pinch the quilt water chestnut, and then quickly roll up and pinch your ancestors! ”