Wang Jinbao glared fiercely

"your brother monkey, why don't you say I pinched your ancestors' thighs! And are you sick? A broken quilt pinched from the morning to now, let's not say that your hands are sleepy, and you are not afraid of being irritable by pinching the quilt?"

Geng Buyue gritted his teeth angrily and glared at him helplessly

"That's it! You don't have to spray feces all over your mouth anymore, the quilt is not like this slippery head, how can you be irritable! I dare to say anything! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly

"Fortunately, the quilt can't speak, otherwise your kid would not only have his mouth broken, but even this pair of dog paws would have been chopped off! Why do you say that you kid is so unkind, except for you, Liu Bin and Wang Bao, who just went out, in the dormitory, they have been tossing the quilt constantly, and everyone else has folded the broken quilt and walked outside, what do you two want to do so actively? Don't you know that the gun shoots the first bird?"

Liu Bin lowered his head, still finger after finger, and said coldly and unhurriedly while pinching the quilt

"Hey! My brain is slow! How can you compare to you smart people! ”

Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, thinking to himself, brother, I don't dare to say that there are countless people, but at least other people in the dormitory can understand more or less at a glance, and you stand in front of me, except that you only know that you are a man, but you don't know anything else, so if you are an honest person, then I am afraid there will be no honest person in the world, but before he could refute in a hurry, I didn't expect Geng Buyue to pinch Wang Jinbao's arm

"You kid really dare to say anything, you think my brother and I are willing to pinch this thing, you think everyone is like you, you can poke an awl with thick skin!"

Wang Jinbao broke his hand away

"Get out of the way! Do you think that your brother's arm is not your sister's leg, and you can touch it when you want to touch it? Let's not say that you don't get tired when you live without heart and lungs, and you get twice the result with half the effort if you have a dead skin! Haven't you heard that once a person has a cheeky face, he has quite a lot of passes, and if you have an extra sense of humor, it is equivalent to buying an insurance! Therefore, my brother is so thick-skinned, it is completely for survival! You said that you pinched it for a long time, and the quilt was still the same as before, and I didn't see you pinched into a silk quilt! It's okay to pinch your own face, and you can pinch your face thickly! Can you do something meaningful?"

Geng Buyue rolled his eyes

"Get out of the way! Do you think that there are only a few more people in the world who know that people must do meaningful things in life! Don't stand and talk all day long without backache, please figure it out, who doesn't know the uncle, don't know the hand in the trouser pocket, this dormitory in, that dormitory out of the uncle is comfortable! But tidying up housekeeping is not for others, but for the sake of a better living environment for you, tidying up housekeeping for yourself, what should you do in a hurry! I'm still busy! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, thinking to himself who doesn't know, the quilt in the dormitory is folded into tofu blocks, which is better than the quilt folded into a round wheel, but we are here to study, not to fold the quilt, at this time the bell rang after class, and the fried noodles on the No. 3 stove, the tempting taste, instantly flashed in his mind, stimulating his taste bud system, swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, turned around and opened the cabinet door, took out the lunch box and said with a bad smile

"It's time for me to eat, what should I do! You fold it well to see if the quilt can be folded! ”

Geng Buyue threw the quilt away, and also opened the cabinet door and said while taking the lunch box

"my uncle! In order to fold it, Lao Tzu's fingers hurt! If you delay eating in order to stack it, then I'll be half a brain like you! ”

Wang Jinbao is straightforward and fast-talking, plus he doesn't pay attention to proportions when he speaks, and he doesn't pay attention to the occasion and place, in other words, honest people only tell the truth, and they don't like to be played by their classmates, let alone play with their brains, so they let many people lose face in front of everyone, so they gave the name half of the brain.

Wang Jinbao usually pursed his lips angrily when he heard this, and when he heard this, although he felt very uncomfortable, but the big guy didn't look up and looked down, so he smiled faintly, and it passed, but today he looked at other people's boxy quilts, and his own was still a cotton ball, and he said a little irritably

"Hey! Geng, you have half of your brain all day long! Half-brained called! You've got a good brain! If the brain marrow is dug out, it may not be as much as my half brain! ”

Geng Buyue smiled extremely disdainfully, touched Wang Jinbao's head, and then patted Wang Jinbao's shoulder, and said sarcastically

"Hey! My brother doesn't dare to say that my brain is full of brains, but my brother's head, not to mention anything else, is half as big as yours! Therefore, whether the brain is good or not, this has nothing to do with the cerebral medulla, but with the brain capacity! Let's eat and go! ”

Wang Jinbao wanted to drag Geng Buyue's salty pig hand over and break it directly, but after all, it was a class, so he smiled faintly

"Oh! It turns out that whether the brain is good or not has nothing to do with the cerebral cord, but is determined by the brain capacity! But some people have brain marrow in their brains, while others have fat in their brains, and even more people have wheat straw in their brains! But now I'm a little confused, Mr. Geng's head is about the same size as a pig's head, is your brain the same as a pig's brain? What's in your head? I'm curious about this, can you tell me about it! ”

Geng Buyue was instantly anxious when he heard this, and pushed Wang Jinbao away

"Wang Jinbao, what do you mean, call you half a brain, that's looking at you! Why are you scolding me in a good way? You're just going to make it clear to me now, who's going to have a pig's head?"

Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth, then rolled his eyes upward, thinking that Lao Tzu didn't give you a punch, so that you kid understand that the soil on Tai Sui's head is not moving if you want to, then it will already give you face, but after all, people sleep in their own bunks, plus fighting alone, it is not their strong point, so he said with a cold smile

"Thank you for your kindness, I don't need an upper-class person like you to look up to it, I just need to look up to myself! As for you asking me who is the pig's head, in fact, people and pigs are mammals, if the old ancestors at that time called people pigs, then our dormitory is all pigs' heads! If the old ancestors called the pig an adult, then it was a human nose with an onion and an elephant, not a pig's nose with an onion and an elephant! Hurry up and eat and go, Coke will be easy to buy later, but you will have to wait for half a day for fried noodles! ”

Geng Buyue pursed his lips

"Oops! It's really a half-brain, and he can't even tell whether he is a human or a pig! ”

Wang Jinbao was instantly enraged when he heard this, and grabbed Geng Buyue's hand

"Don't be too arrogant! Don't think that because your head is bigger, you feel better than me! Don't open your mouth and close your mouth half of your brain! Today I will put this talk, my Wang Jinbao is not born with half a brain, but with a person like you who is fat, stuffed with a brain, half of the brain rests, half of the brain plays with you, that's like playing with the horizontal bar! ”