When Yang Lingbao heard this, he didn't even think about saying it directly

"It's okay! You can eat boldly with confidence, and with my brother, a weight loss expert, here, I guarantee that your body will always be great! Club! Club! The figure is always beautiful! Beauty! Beauty! What's the mood! ”

Lin Ya glared

"How I didn't know you were going to lose weight! How are you going to lose weight for me? ”

Yang Lingbao smiled evilly, and then stared at Lin Ya with a squint

"Haven't you heard that life is in motion! The best way to lose weight is to exercise in a rhythmic manner, so I'm going to eat and warm up with a hundred push-ups first, then I'll give you a leg press and do a hundred sit-ups! Until you sweat profusely! Turn your round belly into an airport-like smoothness! ”

Lin Ya's face flushed instantly when she heard this, and she took a piece of egg and stuffed it into Yang Lingbao's mouth

"You're not afraid to tire you to death! I don't believe that such a delicious meal can't stop your stinky mouth! Why is it that the suspect is an airport, and he pinched it hard all day, can you be more bad?"

Then the two looked at each other and smiled faintly, feeding each other a pot of instant noodles, and after about ten minutes, the instant noodles slowly came to an end in a warm and romantic atmosphere.

Lin Ya stood up and stretched, threw a wink at Yang Lingbao, and said with a wicked smile

"Shameless! It hurts people to eat too much, and you see that your stomach is round! I can't digest it later, and tomorrow there will be an extra meat or two on my stomach, and you will die well! ”

Yang Lingbao lit a cigarette and walked towards the sofa, looked at Lin Ya's airport-like belly, and thought to himself that you are eating instant noodles, and it is not 502 pig feed, how can you gain weight at once, then took a hard puff of cigarette, and then said unhurriedly

"Oops! Some girlfriends don't worry about getting bigger every day, you eat a bowl of instant noodles, what is there to worry about! It's so sad! Don't worry, you let me make your belly bigger day by day, this is a little difficult, but to make your belly smaller in an instant, it is a matter of minutes, so that you will not die and come back! ”

When Lin Ya heard this, she immediately came over and grabbed Yang Lingbao's ear, and said through gritted teeth

"Good boy, you dare to provoke my bottom line in person, do you think I'm air? Honestly explain how many goblins have been aborted! ”

Yang Lingbao was instantly dizzy by Lin Ya's strange question, and hurriedly stuffed the cigarette into the ashtray and held Lin Ya's hand tightly

"Why are you doing such a big fire? Why did the good ones get involved in the flow of people again? Besides, you are waiting for me to be my first love, I haven't had a test drive yet, how can I get pregnant? Take you to the hospital, no one has any stomach to flow, what! ”

Lin Ya smiled very proudly when she heard this, and then said a little mischievously

"You'd better be honest with me, dare to cross the thunder pool half a step and be careful of your life! After the fairy addiction, I quickly washed the bowl, and my sister went to take a bath! ”

Yang Lingbao pursed his lips, thinking that grandma wants to bully people, you can really come up with any trick, I really obey you, I recognize all these brothers, who let me take a fancy to you, but brother, I am so big, my brother doesn't say that he will open his mouth to stretch his hand, but he has never been in the kitchen, and he has not washed dishes and brushed dishes around the stove, it is a bit of a joke, but now he is in love, because of two bowls and a pot for cooking instant noodles, and if he completely falls out, it is indeed not a good deal, and then his eyes rolled, So I was a little puzzled

"Eggs are boiled with instant noodles, let's eat instant noodles, this will be almost digested, and the fire under the pot where the eggs are boiled has not stopped, when you count how long it will be cooked, it will not be enough for your face!"

Lin Ya turned around and glared fiercely

"Digested so fast, are you a rectum! Hey, if it's a rectum, then I suggest you eat less in the future, because eating more and eating less is for nothing! And no wonder today's eggs are so hard to cook, it turns out that it is just as stupid as you! May I ask if the egg is boiled in the pot, will it be able to run, or will it become a chick and fly? You bitter gourd face, where can you run if I don't leave? Dressed so thickly, you lie down like an uncle, I am tied up with clothes, take an egg and put it on you, how can there be such a cheap thing in the world! Don't think about being lazy, go to your aunt and grandmother quickly, wash the pots and dishes, and put them in the cupboard! If you rush me out of the shower and haven't washed or haven't washed it clean, be careful that there will be no tears when you cry! ”

Yang Lingbao pursed his lips, smiling like an old bitter gourd, and said with a few defeated cactus flowers on his face

"Hurry up and wash it! This little work is not enough to warm up! If you can't see the bowl when you come out, I'll chew the bowl for you! ”

Lin Ya smiled very proudly when she heard this, quickly returned to the room to change into pajamas, hummed a little song and walked towards the bathroom, and after a while, her beautiful singing voice came.

Yang Lingbao lay on the sofa, quickly finished half of the cigarette, looked at the dishes and chopsticks in front of him, and wanted to kick it out of the clouds, but then think about the little girl, since she has changed into pajamas just now, it seems that nine times out of ten she will not go back, thinking of this, he stood up with a swish, quickly washed the dishes, chopsticks and pots, and then called Yue Gang and Liu Baoxu, saying that they were playing hanging bottles, and it was too late to finish, and he was going to come back to the school gate and the door of the apartment building, I am afraid they are all closed, and he is going to stay in the guest house in the town for one night, and go back tomorrow morning.

In the face of Yang Lingbao's nonsense, Liu Baoxu and Yue just happened to be people who had seen the world, everyone tacitly did not expose it in person but agreed, and then Yang Lingbao sat on the sofa, changed the TV program randomly, and the singing stopped while sitting in the bathroom, he thought it was wrong! Girls usually take a bath in hours, it is only ten or twenty minutes, Lin Ya can't wash it so quickly, thinking that the water should not be stopped or something, so she hurriedly ran to the door and whispered

"Yaya! What's wrong? Do you want me to help? Why did the water stop all of a sudden?"

Lin Ya hurriedly clasped her hands to her chest and screamed loudly

"You're insane! People are making shower gel, how can you get it without turning off the water? You don't like to watch TV, why are you doing here?"

Yang Lingbao rolled his eyes and said with an unusually attentive smile

"I'm afraid you're too lonely, come over to talk to you, and don't you rub your back if you need help?"

Lin Ya was directly anxious, and hurriedly came over with her body, carrying the door of the toilet, and roared angrily

"The surname is Yang! Although the lock of the toilet door is broken, but the lock is used to prevent thieves, not to prevent gentlemen, I hope you don't do anything worse than pigs and dogs, let me look down on you, and don't let me down! ”

(End of chapter)