Chapter 158: Cotton Eggs Practice Iron Sand Palm
Shi Wentao saw the tension between the two people, and hurriedly walked over happily and pushed the two people away
"Oops! One and a half brains, one pig brain, how can this good end be on the bar! Let's eat and go! ”
Unexpectedly, Wang Jinbao and Geng Buyue said in unison
"What's the matter with you brainless!"
Shi Wentao angrily played in place, although he said helplessly
"Grandma's! I finally understand today, what is disgusting and disgusting, it's really disgusting uncle! Good! You two are going to fight now! I'm cheering you guys! ”
Wang Jinbao and Geng Buyue glanced at each other, and one of them pulled Shi Wentao's arm together, and said in unison
"What else do you want to do! Is there such an ugly cheerleader as you?"
Then the three of them scuffled together, Liu Bin saw that there was some crying and laughing here, and said helplessly while pulling the cabinet door to get the lunch box
"It seems that they are not lightly ill? It's not easy to rest for a day, I have nothing to do dog-eat-dog play, and it seems that I am still not hungry! You bite slowly, I'll eat first! ”
After some frolicking, after eating together, Wang Jinbao and Shi Wentao went to the dry toilet at noon to finish smoking, and returned to the dormitory together, Shi Wentao went to someone else's dormitory, and he went directly to bed and began to sleep.
After lying on the bed for a while, he stretched his head out and lay on the head of the bed to see, except for Lao Shaan, everyone else was tossing the quilt and thinking that this group of neuropathy seems to be really not light, and not sleeping at noon is against the quilt! Then he glanced at the boxy quilt that was placed on Zhang Zhaochun's bed, and smiled extremely helplessly, thinking that he was really worthy of being a master in the people, but he didn't expect this guy to be a master without showing his water.
Thinking of this, Wang Jinbao lay on the quilt again, looked at the somewhat yellowed ceiling, and thought to himself about the previous senior brother, how did they fold the quilt into a tofu block, thinking of this, he smiled bitterly, how did the senior brother fold the quilt into a tofu block, or fold it into a brick, and he has a relationship with himself, but now everyone in the dormitory is on the father's quilt, and now there is a living specimen where to put it, although the tofu block is not easy to fold, but it is not a difficult technical job, as long as you are willing to work hard, it is a person who can fold it into a tofu block.
Wang Jinbao made it, put a cushion under the quilt buttocks, sat on it and shook it a few times, and instantly Geng Buyue flew the soil foam on the top of his head, and jumped off the bed with a whoosh, his eyes glaring like two red-hot table tennis balls roaring angrily
"Are you the uncle crazy, and you forgot to take medicine in the morning, what are you dancing on it?"
Wang Jinbao sat on the quilt, kept twisting his buttocks, and said with a wicked smile
"If I'm mad, you're hopeless! And you kid, why do dogs bite Lu Dongbin and don't know the hearts of good people! My brother wants to tell you that like you, it seems that your fingers are suppurating, and the pinching out can always be like a tofu block! Now I want to teach you how to use a man's masculinity, like a conqueror to a woman, to turn this lump of cotton into a charming little young woman with all kinds of charm! ”
Wang Bao, who had been tossing the quilt in a muffled voice, suddenly turned around and said with a bitter face
"Wang Jinbao! Wang Jinbao! What good things do you think about all day long, and a bewitching little woman with all kinds of charms, when you press the quilt as thin as mine, it is probably impossible for the quilt to become a charming little young woman, and it will become a cold glow, and there are not many mummies of the Iron Lady! ”
Wang Jinbao glared
"Are you sick kid! With such a soft quilt, why should it be as thin as yours! A good little young woman who doesn't hug all kinds of amorous things at night, hugging a mummy who doesn't know when, only has air in and no air out, you are so panicked! ”
Wang Bao smiled helplessly
"Your quilt can't hold me down so thin, so it can't be folded like Lao Shaanxi's! No matter how you toss, even if the folded boxy quilt is folded, it is only similar to the shape, and it will never reach the god-like! ”
Wang Jinbao said with extreme disdain when he heard this
"That's it! Stop being alarmist, and stop fooling people! We're not soldiers, just fold a quilt and draw a tiger like a cat! Don't act like the real thing! Who can't draw a scoop according to the gourd! ”
Wang Bao just smiled faintly, and then said helplessly while shaking his head
"Okay! You Wang Jinbao is a celebrity, we ordinary people, but we don't have your brain, let alone your craftsmanship! I'll pinch my water chestnut slowly first, and I'll see it later, what you spend is a scoop! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this, he thought that he didn't need your kid to say it before, everyone knew that his brother was a celebrity, but now that his brother is falling into the plain, Wang Jinbao's three words are at best a personal name, I didn't expect that your kid would dare to fall into the well, and the mockery in disguise bullied his brother This honest man, but fortunately, he bragged and didn't pay taxes, so he played with your kid, and stuffed a question in your ears by the way, put a fly in his mouth, and if you are not deaf, then you will be disgusted and disgusted, so he said in a long voice
"No problem! Later, please put on that pair of glass pieces that have no power at all, and witness the miracle! ”
After finishing speaking, Wang Jinbao grimaced at Wang Bao and Geng Buyue, and began to talk about folding the quilt and sitting on it in a circle, but it turned around for about ten minutes, but I didn't think that the buttocks had just been raised, and the quilt that was not thick was originally pressed, but I didn't expect it to return to its original state after a while.
When Wang Jinbao saw this, he smashed two punches at the quilt and said angrily
"Grandma's! The surname Jiang and my brother are right, forget it! It's not easy today, this terrible one is not here, he monkey brother sent you this broken quilt, and continue to fight against my brother, do you bully people like this?"
As soon as the words fell, Wang Bao came directly
"Oops! Eighteen Arhats practice iron sand palms, and people use red-hot sand! You're a half-brainer, and you actually use cotton to practice! I can't figure out right now, whether you kid is folding tofu block quilts, or are you here to be funny and enrich everyone's amateur cultural life! Is this how you let me witness miracles! ”
Geng Buyue hurriedly got out of bed, and said with round eyes
"Oops! Wang Jinbao! You've really made me so insightful! The quilt is about to be tossed crazy by you, why is it still exactly the same as the one you just brought back! But my brother still has to tell you, young people remember that trains are not pushed, cowhides are not blown, and there is no shortcut to stacking tofu blocks! Hurry up and spread out the quilt and press it off little by little! Otherwise, Instructor Jiang won't be able to train you to death tomorrow, and you will also be trained to death! ”
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely,