"These two are two ways of forming a horse immortal."

Brother Erman is the head of the Tao to explain the meaning for me, I am like a little white who has just entered the bloody wind and rain, listen carefully and carefully, involving all kinds of issues, I don't know much, specific knowledge has to rely on these thigh belts, fortunately the thighs are knowledgeable, otherwise they may not be able to move me.

"Soga, what did you say when you were sealed?" I'm very desperate to know what Brother Erman said when he needs to be sealed, for example, like in the movie, I look at you like three donkey balls and dung eggs.

Brother Erman said a little proudly: "I belong to another kind, it was the black mother who was sealed for our batch of small ones at that time, and after the sealing, she sent us down the mountain, and practiced the Dao heart in Hongchen, and each small one was specially selected by her according to her personality, and I was sent to my first horse hall, as an incompetent talisman to report the horse."

"Oh! I thought you were called a three-donkey ball dung egg, that's it! Then you're pretty good, too! "I scratched my head and blew Brother Erman.

Brother Erman was praised by me, and he also wanted to go to heaven a little, without the posture of a fairy family, and his waist and tail were cheerful: "Can I not be powerful?" Who am I? ”

"Gotta get it, I'll be my dead fat house, you be your mascot, neither of us can say anything, after all, there are several big brothers above." I said obediently to the fox fur.

Brother Erman's tail is so old: "Don't believe me, although I am less than five hundred years old, I have cultivated the Tao for more than three hundred years in my previous cultivation, and in my generation, I can be regarded as a leader."

"What do you mean by pre-repair?"

I also learned two days ago that how tall the Taoist is does not necessarily mean how old he is, this thing all depends on personal talent and whether he is diligent, like Brother Xu, regardless of his age, the Taoist is indeed a thief in place, and the general age may not be able to compare with him.

Today's Erman Brother really does everything he can ask and answer: "Our cultivation is divided into pre-cultivation and post-cultivation, that is, how much cultivation is done before the end of life, and how many years the soul has been cultivated after death.

I frantically patted my ass: "And these words, you can also repair them after you die!" According to what you say, you are indeed very powerful, this is not dead, you have been repairing for more than 300 years, and after the braids are dead, you must not repair more! When the time comes, you'll have to cover me and protect me, a weak flower. ”

"Go, go, go." Brother Erman was not very satisfied with the beckoning cat, waved his paws and said: "I have cultivated a lot in this life, how can I cultivate more than after death, and I have to be real, so my goal is to cultivate the previous path to a thousand years before my yang life is exhausted."

I hid the emotions in my heart and glanced at his fat body: "If you cultivate like this, I don't think you can cultivate enough to cultivate to the front path for a thousand years."

"I call this a normal heart, not anxious for quick success, not crawling in the red dust, how to turn my Dao heart into perseverance, empty Taoism is like an attic in the air, and when he encounters a hurricane one day, the building collapses and the house collapses, it is just a mirage, fishing for the moon in the well."

Brother Erman said a bunch of very philosophical words, but when it reached my ears, how harsh it sounded, I was very careful and tentative: "So this is an excuse for you to play LOL and spray your teammates?" That's your mantra is WD

MD's excuse? That's your excuse to eat a pot of rice at a meal? That's the excuse you know to sleep all day long? My mother, that's it? That's it? ”

"What a nonsense, tell the truth! Quietly, this is to let the black mother know that I am so presumptuous, and she will definitely whip my ass. Erman blinked his eyes wide and sneered, and hurriedly covered me with his paws, and two blushes appeared on his originally fiery face.

This...... Is this Brother Erman shy?

it! Tomorrow the sun has to hit the west and come out!

I pulled his paw away and spat out a mouthful of bearded hair: "Phew! I swear to God, you can cultivate to the first thousand years before you die, I will do a handstand! Live Jump Dragon Tower! Have a winter tour in the Songhua River! ”

“wd

That's what you say!" Brother Erman pointed at my nose with his paw and began to shout.

I smiled disdainfully and contemptuously: "Hmph, what I said is all what I said, there is no need to find the murderer, it is me."

"Just say this to you, I will cultivate to the top 1,000 before I die." Brother Erman swore to the lamp, and then broke free from my arms, jumped on the table, facing the door of the store, and made an independent leg movement of the golden rooster, raised his hands above his head and buckled in the center of his head, making a heart-to-heart upper body movement, and then meticulously kept the whole body still, and couldn't even feel his breath, it was really like the mascot statue placed at the door of the store.

I looked at him in confusion, and finally couldn't help poking his ass with my fingers: "Brother Erman, what are you doing?"

"Cultivate!" Brother Erman still kept his body still when he spoke.

it? What kind of cultivation method is this? Can the heart still strengthen the Tao? Is it because I really can't keep up with the pace of the times?

I kept poking his ass with my fingers in confusion: "What kind of cultivation method are you?" The pose is so unique! ”

"You are nothing day by day, I call it the stars and worship the moon, the most basic cultivation law of wild immortals is to rely on the power of heaven, earth and stars to strengthen their own ability."

When Brother Erman spoke, I could already clearly see that his right leg, which was supporting his body independently, began to tremble slightly, which was a sign that he could not support it.

Sure enough, Brother Erman didn't repair for three minutes, his right leg couldn't support his body, he sat on the table with his buttocks, and there were beads of sweat rolling down his hair, and he looked as embarrassed as he wanted, and there was no power of the stars to save him.

I sneered, not caring about Brother Erman's face, and complained ruthlessly: "Repair! You're here to repair! What's the matter, you'll wilt in less than three points, and you can't do it either! ”

Brother Erman, who was sitting at the table, frantically rubbed the fat on his lower abdomen, sighed and said, "WD."

No, I have to lose weight, it used to be easy to use my real body to do the action of catching the stars and worshiping the moon, but now it's over, Brother Erman is not the Brother Erman of the year!"

"Let's minus, let's reduce it together." I rubbed the fox's head, took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it, smoking a cigarette to refresh myself.

Brother Erman was not moved by my words, and still cried with a sad face: "Woo woo woo~ When I go back to Tiesha Mountain in the future, I will definitely not find a girlfriend!" I'm going to be like my brother! Doomed to die alone! What can be done, how can this be done? ”

"Ahem, ahem!"

I choked on a puff of cigarette and coughed violently three times, so that I could not choke out of my throat, rubbed my throat lightly and said angrily, "What do you mean? Do you look down on me, you are Chiguoguo's discrimination! ”

"Don't force it, I'll teach you to worship the moon with stars, you see if you can practice!" Brother Erman forgot about the weight problem that made him sad, and regained his former majesty, and wanted to point me out.

Although he is obedient in this action, but what about the external one? Isn't buddy just another skill? How many skills are not pressing!

Very happy, I nodded and walked to the construction site in front of the front desk, with my back to the store door and facing Brother Erman: "How do you practice?"

Brother Erman began to command me: "Pose well, you must be independent, yes, yes, just like you, raise your legs a little higher, a little higher!" Didn't eat at night?! Raise your hands above your head and press them in the middle of the hair swirl, it's off, why don't you ** your nostrils? I can't touch the whirlpool! ”

"Phew! Take the opportunity to take revenge. ”

I scolded Brother Erman, but my body was very honest and did what he told me to do and try to make standardized movements.

Don't say it's hard.