Chapter 60: A Donkey Rejoices

We started to get busy with the various exams before the winter break. The remaining courses are arranged for one subject in two days, and they can basically eat. The school had a power rationing during the exams, which was particularly hated, and every night you could hear the symphony, and what kind of kettle and wine bottles were falling from the upper floors at midnight. The two living treasures in our dormitory, these things are indispensable to them, and they shout when the lights go out every day, are you ready? Then he threw the plastic bag filled with water from the upper floor, and danced when he heard the sound. Of course, I also threw a few large bottles downstairs after the lights went out at night, which kind of filled in a few notes for this piece.

Aunt Lou has always said that the students on the first and second floors are doing well, and the students on the third floor don't pay attention to their image, and then I thought about it because they have a bad geographical location, and the anti-theft windows on the first floor can't throw things, and the people on the second floor want to throw but can't hear the crisp sound, so they simply don't throw it. Therefore, it can only be the students above the third floor who do such things in order to serve everyone. The exam was too torturous, and I felt like I was being baked, but when I looked at everyone's performance, I knew that everyone was confused and crazy!

Fan Xiaobo has been saying recently: "I can't eat it!" Can't drink! Sleepless nights! "I don't think he's just being tortured by exams. In order to alleviate Fan Xiaobo's tired state, Xiao Na and I accompanied him to the Internet café outside all night, and we didn't care about the exam.

You can never refuse to grow up, just as you can't go back to your childhood when you're older. But childhood can be remembered, but the future cannot be predicted.

After the exam, Xiao Na and I went to Fan Xiaobo's hometown of Handan.

When you are in Handan, the most real experience is that you can't help yourself!

There is such an experience mainly because of Handan's wine table culture. In the past, I came to Handan just because I wanted to help foreign translators recruit students, and I returned to Shijiazhuang after sending some information, and I didn't really experience this "national historical and cultural city". The history of more than 8,000 years has been cast into the top ten cultural veins of Handan.

On the first night of arriving, Fan Xiaobo's father arranged a drinking party to welcome Cortana and me. The relationship between our iron triangle, it is estimated that Fan Xiaobo also told his family, so they took good care of the two of us, pouring wine and pouring wine. At the beginning of the banquet, Fan Xiaobo's father "sent" 6 to me, saying that the elders like the juniors, so they have to send wine to the juniors first, and they don't give chopsticks to the banquet first, don't let you eat, you have to drink the first three cups when you meet for the first time, and then there is Fan Xiaobo's hair small, and a few brothers or something, and add a few cups, just like that, I didn't eat anything, and I couldn't refuse to drink the small twenty cups of wine, and then the banquet was opened, and everyone let go of eating and drinking, and the foundation of my dozens of cups was there, didn't eat a few bites of food, and got drunk directly, and Fan Xiaobo's family didn't know how to get back later, it was really embarrassing.

When I got up the next morning, it was already past nine o'clock, my head hurt, and I wandered around the house, only to see that I was alone on the second floor of Fan Xiaobo's villa, and when I went downstairs, Xiao Na and Fan Xiaobo's mother were chatting downstairs, and they smiled when they saw me. It made me hairy.

Later, Cortana told me that I was throwing up and making trouble last night, and the snoring was so loud that they didn't sleep on the second floor. As soon as she said it, I was even more embarrassed, and took Fan Xiaobo outside to eat Lanzhou ramen, which was considered sobering up, and I was embarrassed to have breakfast at his house.

Fan Xiaobo drove the family car and took Xiao Na and me around. Huangliang Dream Town is famous for "a pillow of Huangliang", and the "Dream Culture" formed by the interpretation and development of Huangliang Dream has left a gorgeous picture in China's vast and profound historical and cultural collection. The wonderful story of Huangliang Dream is not only well-known in China, but also famous abroad, and even appeared in Japanese elementary school textbooks. Dream culture covers historical, psychological, physiological, folklore, religious, literary and artistic fields, and has mysterious characteristics. Looking at the cultural introduction in the Huangliang Dream Lu Immortal Temple, thinking about the various dreams I have every night, I want to study and interpret them. It's a pity that although this place is called the "Land of Sweet Dreams", I can't dream of being here.

When we went to Huangliangmeng, we went to the ancient city of Guangfu where Fan Xiaobo's house was. A generation of Taiji masters Yang Luchan and Wu Yuxiang were born here, making Yongnian County the birthplace of the two major schools of Chinese Taijiquan - Yang-style Taijiquan and Wu-style Taijiquan, and Yongnian was named "the hometown of Chinese Taijiquan". The scale of the ancient city is not large, and the only thing that seems big is Taiji Square, which can have the area of four or five football fields. I wasn't interested in any of this, but I was very interested in the all-donkey feast for dinner.

As the saying goes, "dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the earth". Donkey meat is warm in nature, rich in nutritional value, and has a variety of functions such as nourishing qi and blood, nourishing beauty, nourishing yin and nourishing kidneys and benefiting lungs. Fan Xiaobo took us to their more authentic all-donkey banquet hall here, with dishes divided into 12, 18, and 32-dish sets, of course, you can also order a la carte. There weren't many of us, so we asked for a set meal of 18 dishes. The cold dishes are garlic donkey ears, mustard donkey belly, brine donkey joy, ginger donkey lips, water-dipped donkey liver, and sauce donkey mouths. Hot dishes include stewed money with astragalus red soup, donkey skin pot with seasonal vegetables, kung fu donkey meat, roasted donkey tongue, garlic donkey belly, silver bud donkey roll, nine turns donkey intestines, donkey fillet in thick soup, butterfly donkey jian, donkey treasure in the palm, four treasures of aphrodisiac donkey, and fortune donkey meat soup.

When these dishes came up, I hadn't eaten a lot of things, and Fan Xiaobo's buddy recommended the brine donkey Huanxi to me, saying that it was a dish with a story. I didn't understand what it meant, so I tried to taste it, and the meat was tender and delicate, but I couldn't tell what it was in shape. Fan Xiaobo's buddies watched me eat with relish, and some talked and laughed and let me drink a few glasses of wine, I was always curious and asked them, what part of the donkey's body was this, they all said they didn't know, and shirked and asked me to ask the waiter.

I didn't think much of it, so I called the waiter and asked what part of the donkey was the dish. The waitress was a lesbian, and when she heard me ask, she blushed and said to me: "Why are you so rogue!" ”

She was stunned for what she told me, and I didn't know what the situation was. However, when the waiter said this, the table full of people, except for me and Cortana, laughed somewhere, which made me embarrassed and confused. They laughed for a long time, and Fan Xiaobo quietly told me that the donkey's joy was the female donkey's genitals. I tasted the name carefully, and I was happy enough, no wonder the waitress called me a hooligan. The dish is a good dish, but unfortunately I didn't eat it at all, but I tasted the four treasures of the donkey treasure and the aphrodisiac donkey in my palm, and I didn't drink less wine, and let them pour me more.

Returning to Shijiazhuang, we went to Congtai Park and learned some idioms and allusions, such as Hufu riding and shooting, Handan toddler, returning to Zhao after completion, and taking Jing to ask for guilt, etc., all of which are related to Handan, of course, the main purpose is to buy two bottles of Congtai wine, and prepare to take it back to drink with Huzi.

Xiao Na, we arrived in Shijiazhuang, and then she went home by herself, I didn't plan to go home so early, so I stayed in the Huzi unit. The main thing is that I want to find some internships to do, so that I can prepare for the job after graduation.