"Ssangyong Detective Agency" Gaiden - Christmas Day Chapter

On Christmas night, the thick festive atmosphere is accompanied by snowflakes flying over the brightly lit city, and then gently falling on the faces of passers-by, kissing their foreheads, shoulders, and bodies...... The crescent moon in the night sky also hung faintly in the sky, smiling at the people celebrating the festival on the street, the men and women in Christmas costumes everywhere laughed and walked through the bustling and colorful streets, with the Christmas songs playing in the square gently swaying, in this red festive festival, the people of Ssangyong Detective Agency also ......

"Fuck off!" At this time, Cheng Shuai suddenly jumped out and scolded: "If you don't write the text of the sequel to "Double Dragon Detective Agency", what kind of nerves do you have to write a fart Christmas short story!" Lao Tzu is Chinese, Christmas is about my! Don't think that if you are the author, I dare not scold you! What other snowflakes? The background is now in July, you brain-dead author don't want to engage in 'July Flying Frost'? ”

…… All in all, in this cheerful Christmas atmosphere, the people in the Ssangyong Detective Agency are also ......

Cheng Shuai: "Damn, are you ignoring Lao Tzu!" If you can't see Lao Tzu less, go and update the text of the sequel! ”

…… Ahem! A snowflake was blown up by the warm wind in the city, smiling and visiting every corner of the bustling city, and finally gently fell on the window of the Shuanglong Detective Agency, originally the people of the Shuanglong Detective Agency should have smiled to accept the Christmas blessings brought by this snowflake, but at this moment they were each silent with sad faces, everyone frowned with different expressions, and had an unnatural expression, because, not long ago, everyone received bad news, Cheng Shuai was hit in the head by a flower pot that suddenly fell from the sky when he went out for a walk, and was killed on the spot!

Cheng Shuai: "...... Fuck you......"

For this sudden bad news, everyone in the Ssangyong Detective Agency was deeply shocked, Tang Peng frowned, sat on the sofa without saying a word and thought about his thoughts, Li Han opened his mouth wide, his expression was stunned in place, Chang Jing stared at the big watery eyes, covered his mouth with his hands, tears kept rolling in his eyes, he couldn't speak for a long time, after Sakura heard the news, he fainted on the spot, Liu Min's eyes were blank, and his mouth repeatedly read "This is not true", tears, Finally, it spurted out on that pretty face that was already sluggish...... It all came so fast, so suddenly, that the harsh reality made it too late......

"That, the author is big, can you describe the incident in detail?" Tang Peng suddenly raised his head and said with a serious face: "I want the time, place, characters and every detail of the time." ”

…… Belch...... Elapse...... Oh, that's right, Cheng Shuai was strolling down the street at the time, and then suddenly a flower pot fell down with a "bump", and he hung up with a "wow" sound...... Then someone who knew him on the road hurried to call you......

"Huh?" Tang Peng frowned, and looked ahead with a deep gaze: "This is the whole process?" ”

Kindness! I vouch for Saddam's life!

Li Han came back to his senses and pretended to be deep in the same way as Tang Peng:

"Then it seems that Cheng Shuai did die accidentally!"

Cheng Shuai: "Kill you!" Lao Tzu is still alive! Don't listen to the author's nonsense! Lao Tzu's healthy ......"

At this time, everyone missed Cheng Shuai too much, and they couldn't help but have auditory hallucinations in their ears that Cheng Shuai claimed that he was not dead......

Li Han: "Oh! It turned out to be an auditory hallucination, which scared me, just now I thought it was really Cheng Shuai talking......"

Cheng Shuai: "...... Big, you're ruthless! Li Han, your IQ is low enough! ”

The Christmas music outside the window was still cheerful and beautiful, but Tang Peng didn't have any heart to listen, at this moment he was frowning again, thinking about something without saying a word? Next to him, Liu Min ......

Chen Weiwei: "How is it?" Tang Peng, did you find anything strange? ”

Alas! Chen Weiwei, I don't seem to have arranged for you to appear, how can you ......

"That's it!" Liu Min next to him blushed angrily, and said very unconvinced: "It was supposed for me to appear, what kind of drama did you come out to steal 'abacus'!" ”

"Yes!" Chang Jing also pouted and made a grimace at Chen Weiwei: "Originally, Sister Liu Min's role should be mine, Brother Chen Weiwei, you are too much!" ”

That one...... Changjing. Although I'm not embarrassed, but Liu Min's description is over, and I am not ready to continue writing about you......

Chen Weiwei glanced at Liu Min and Chang Jing, and said disapprehantly:

"Christmas! It's just a cameo, but it's big, this appearance fee has to be calculated separately, brother, settle the account! ”

…… I didn't even arrange for you to appear, and the plot development at this time should have been ......

(Suddenly, the door was kicked open with a "bump", and Wu Wenfei and Wan Li led Bi Chengcheng to appear in front of everyone)

Wu Wenfei: "Tang Peng, I knew you would be suspicious, so I brought you the eyewitness who called you at the scene to inform you!" ”

Wan Li: "I had a premonition that something was going to happen in the detective agency when I was drinking coffee at home, so I rushed over!" ”

Bi Chengcheng: "I am an eyewitness!" ”

…… You three, it's not like this to deceive the camera, is it...... I didn't even have you arranged...... And Wu Wenfei, haven't you been sluggish all the time and can't wake up? When did you become so spiritual, and besides, weren't you a traitor? And Bi Chengcheng, when did I arrange for you to be an eyewitness? And you're not already ...... in Chapter 26 of the eighth case of the sequel

Bi Chengcheng: "Ahem! Great attention, and readers who haven't seen it there, don't spoil it...... Anyway, in this story, I'm an eyewitness! ”

Wu Wenfei: "Yes, I admit that he is!" Christmas, everyone cheers up...... We're going to take care of it...... Yawn! Well, I'll sleep first...... Whew......"

…… The previous "radiant" appearance was really pretended, this sleeping god ......

"That, eyewitness?" At this time, Tang Peng suddenly turned his head and asked.

Bi Chengcheng: "Here!" ”

"At that time, you saw Cheng Shuai being hit by a flower pot, didn't you?"

"Yes, I was practicing Tai Chi on the street at the time, and then suddenly ......"

"Then why didn't the first reaction be to call an ambulance or come forward to confirm whether Cheng Shuai was serious, but to call us directly and say that he was dead?"

"Uh, this...... Greatly? ”

What do you want me to do? You're the witness!

Bi Chengcheng: "Uh......"

Cheng Shuai: "Hmph, hum, hum - hey, hey, hey, hey, hahaha!" Look at how you continue to make it up! ”

At this time, there was another auditory hallucination of Cheng Shuai's speech in everyone's ears.

Cheng Shuai: "...... Fuck you......"

"Please give me an answer." Tang Peng raised his head and looked at Bi Chengcheng with a serious gaze: "And although Cheng Shuai's stupid guy has a lot of nerves, he has also studied martial arts for five years, so it is impossible to be hit by a flower pot casually." ”

Bi Chengcheng: "This ......"

"Huh! Tang Peng, you are still so careful. (Suddenly: Hu Ling in "Shadowless" appeared at the window at some point, and next to her, Guozi stood beside her without saying a word) Hu Ling glanced at everyone, showed a charming smile, and looked at Tang Peng with provocative eyes: "That's right, all this is designed by us without shadow!" ”

Hey, hey! You guys were exaggerating, and I just said a few words like that...... If you want to cheat and appear, don't mess with the plot......

Cheng Shuai: "Damn, do you admit that you are blind?" ”

At this time, Cheng Shuai's voice appeared again......

Everyone: "Auditory hallucinations, huh?" We know, and we'll treat him as if he didn't exist! ”

Cheng Shuai: "......"

Yes, as a bonus, I won't interfere and you will continue......

Hu Ling: "Hehe, I can't think of it!" In fact, not only that, the author was very late for work, got lost for a walk, and was criticized for his work was also planned by us 'Wuying'. ”

Everyone: "......"

…… Really...... Why don't I know?

Hu Ling: "Hehe, of course it's true, so the author Da You'd better write the ending of our 'No Shadow' better." ”

…… I know......

Li Han: "Nani? Is that okay? The author is big, I can't hide it, in fact, I'm also an undercover agent hidden in the detective agency without a shadow! My nickname is 'Handsome and Invincible'! ”

Everyone: "......"

Chang Jing: "So far, people can't hide it, in fact, they are Sailor Moon!" Tsukino Hare is my cousin! ”

Liu Min: "I also blew up my family, in fact, my brother and I are the reincarnation of Romeo and Juliet, and we were ...... back then"

Sakura: "...... My original name was Zhu Yingtai, and the sloppy detective was called Liang Shanbo before he lost his memory......"

Fruit: "...... Don't look at me, I won't go crazy with them......"

Wan Li: "Actually, I'm the only Saiyan left......"

Bi Chengcheng: "I'm a Super Saiyan. ”

Chen Weiwei: "I won't hide it from everyone, in fact, my cousin's name is 'Bill Gates'." ”

Wu Wenfei: "Actually, I am an alien, and my home planet is a planet where people don't have to go to work 24 hours a day and can sleep at home every day......"

Tang Peng: "......"

…… I'm running out of more words...... Tang Peng, so far, you should follow them crazy again! I don't mind whatever you say.

Tang Peng: "...... On behalf of all the characters in DDA, I wish all readers a Merry Christmas! ”

Move! Moved to death! Sure enough, you are the most reliable......

"And I also hope that the author can update it quickly, and don't always find a lot of reasons to delay the update." Tang Peng sighed, shook his head and continued: "It's not that I'm complaining, but our this one you updated is too slow, originally you could have updated it well during today's holiday, but suddenly something 'Christmas short', as far as I know, the author has always advocated that Chinese are not foreign, I guess the main reason for you to write this short story is actually in the word 'short', right?" ”

Cheng Shuai: "Tang Peng, you idiot is finally sober!" This idiot always claims to be busy so he doesn't update, but in fact, he sleeps in the bed every day! What's the 'Christmas Short Story'...... That's right. Although the Chinese are not a foreign festival, this joyful and upward festive atmosphere Lao Tzu is not excluded, so here, on behalf of all the characters of "Double Dragon Detective Agency", I wish all readers a Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! In addition, if readers want to urge updates or call to scold this lazy and irresponsible author, you can call this number 1502......"

…… Ahem, what's that? That's it, that's it...... Dear readers, Merry Christmas, and if you can, help me throw a few drifting bottles every day, or recommend it to your friends, and let's promote this one together, okay? Thank you!