Finally, it was time for Miss Hu to show off her learning. Miss Hu sat on the edge of the bed by herself, little by little, slowly rolled up her skirt, revealing a pair of slender and well-proportioned beautiful legs, and opened the neckline of her blouse, revealing a white and tender shoulder, her eyes were like silk, beckoning, and said: "Come, come, your brother married me, but he only cared about drinking outside, leaving me here alone, depressed, come, let's have fun." ”

Martha originally wanted to use strong means, but I didn't expect the girl to take the initiative, that couldn't be better! Ma Da stuck out his tongue, licked his lips, looked obscene, shouted "Lady" and walked towards Xiaohu girl, to kiss and hug and hold high, and have a good time. Don't forget, Miss Xiaohu has made up for the class, and her professionalism is very high, and when she opens her mouth, she just says, "Uncle, come and play". When Xiaoyun went to the window, he heard this paragraph.

When Xiaoyun went up to the roof and looked down, Martha had already walked to the bedside, sat next to Miss Hu, took Miss Hu's hand, and stared at Miss Hu with squints. The little bearded girl also threw flattering eyes at him. Martha could not suppress the excitement and joy in his heart, one hand had already wrapped around Miss Hu's waist, and the other hand held Miss Hu's chin, and he leaned over to kiss her.

Xiaoyun waved his sleeves and wanted to throw a few tiles from the roof to scare the daring Martha, but his hand stopped halfway down. If an ordinary woman is bullied, Xiaoyun will definitely lend a hand, but in this situation, there doesn't seem to be anyone bullying anyone, besides, she knows that Sister Xiaohu is not an ordinary woman, maybe her sister is carrying out some kind of cultivation, and if she makes a rash move, she may harm her sister instead.

After a moment of hesitation, when he looked closely, Xiaoyun wanted to laugh again. Martha sat on the edge of the bed, hugged the little Hu girl to kiss, defenseless, stretched out a pair of small hands under the bed, hooked Martha's ankles, and pulled them under the bed. Ma Da bent his knees, and his face slapped to the ground like a dough cake, and the whole person fell face down into a "big" character.

This fall was not light, the horse's head was buzzing, and he almost didn't faint directly, maintaining a handsome posture with the word "big", lying on the ground and slowing down, before barely standing up. It was another unsightly deed, no matter how painful the fall was, he was stunned from beginning to end, covered his nose with one hand to stop the nosebleed, held the wall with the other, opened the window behind the house with his arm, and jumped out.

Don't talk about Martha, Miss Xiaohu is scared silly, she doesn't know anything about men and women, what she thinks in her heart is, what kind of martial arts is this set of martial arts performed by Martha? Legend has it that there seems to be a kind of toad that is extremely powerful, that is, lying on the ground, imitating a toad. Martha's imitation can be said to be vivid. Miss Hu thought that this was a new way to play a small game, and was ready to show her fists and feet, and learn from Martha, who knew that Martha was "whooshing" until her nose bleeded, stood up and covered her nose and ran.

Miss Xiaohu was depressed again, she finally had a playmate, why couldn't she help but play? Gone crazy with practice? It's boring to run away after playing like this! Lying on the bed, he sighed helplessly, and felt a force under the bed, which pushed up the two wooden bed boards he was lying on, and his body also followed the bed board up, rose a section, slowly descended, and rose up again, and descended. Little Hu girl "clucked" straight music, good, this is fun!

Miss Hu~ It's such a character, she doesn't care about anything, as long as she thinks it's fun. Xiaoyun watched from the rooftop, secretly thinking to himself: Why did Miss Xiaohu hide one on her wedding night

Who is hidden under the marriage bed?

Who else could it be? It's Xiao Xi, the bear child. When he hid under the bed, no one saw. At that time, the bride and groom visited the church, and everyone's eyes were focused on the bride and groom, even Miss Xiaohu only remembered that she was going to be a bride today, forgetting that she was still a child's mother. This is a matter of course, she can't turn her head and ask, "Where has my child gone?" while worshipping the church, right?

Everyone was so busy planning the wedding that they ignored the child. The boy lay down under the bed first. This kid is a chicken thief, and he understands everything that Miss Hu doesn't understand. If you want to take advantage of Miss Hu, you have to ask this bear child first.

Xiao Xi raised her legs under the bed and kicked the bed board a few times, but Miss Hu only cared about playing and didn't look at what was under the bed, so Xiao Xi didn't bother to tease her. Miss Hu began to wonder: What is the situation? How can the bed board move on its own, and why does it stop and not move? Poked his head out and looked under the bed, grinned, and reached out to carry Xiao Xi to the bed, "I said why did that Martha have a nosebleed, it was a good thing you did, right?" ”

Xiao Xi sat on the lower abdomen of Miss Xiaohu, and reasoned with his mother: "Mother~ You are steady, don't play blindly, you are a girl now, you have to be reserved, do you understand, don't you shout "Uncle to play" when you see everyone, if you play with Ma Da tonight, you will be spurned, Ma Er doesn't want you anymore, you will fall out of love again." And when you meet people like Ma Da Ma Er, they are obviously coveting beauty and want to take advantage of girls, so you can't let them touch you casually. I've told you so many times, don't you understand, mother......"

This foolish girl can't do anything else, but one thing is still very good: she has a clear understanding of her own strength, has a strong desire for knowledge, and listens to persuasion.

Miss Hu asked Xiao Xi for advice: "Then when can I play?" What kind of person do I have to meet so that he can touch me? "She's still a little fox in her nature, she just wants someone to play with her, rub her and hug her, she has never felt that being touched by a man is a loss, and she doesn't think of her as a human girl in her own consciousness, so she wants to complete her cultivation, and she doesn't know how long it will take to learn to have a little bit of what a girl should be, it's really endless......

Xiao Xi hesitated for a moment and replied, "Uh...... What kind of man is a good person, it's hard to see accurately, but according to the mother's play...... In this way, when you call him to come and play, if he moves his hands and feet as soon as he comes up, he is a bad man, and you can't play with him; If he plays with you for a few days and still keeps his distance from you, well, keeping his distance means that he doesn't touch you, or if you touch him, and he deliberately dodges it, that's a good man, you can play with him. ”

The mother and son were chatting on the bed, and Xiaoyun on the roof listened on his stomach, secretly admiring: "This is what Sister Xiaohu said, the child they picked up, Xiaoxi, said that he was only four or five years old?" That's too smart, isn't it? It's much more reliable than Sister Xiaohu, who is a mother~ Is this her managing the child, or is the child teaching her? Thinking so, I snickered in my heart.

Xiao Xi leaned into Miss Xiaohu's ear and said, "Mother~ The whispers I whispered to you were overheard by a beautiful sister." Xiao Yun also heard this sentence. My heart is sweet, what a naughty and likable child, knowing that I can hear what he says, I deliberately said that it was a "beautiful sister" to me.

"Huh? Where? Little Hu bent down and hung her head from the bed to look under the bed.

"Not below, above."

Xiaoyun was afraid that this babbling sister would make a fuss when she saw her on the roof, so she might jump directly to the roof on a whim, and said that she should not tease her, covered with tiles, took off in a circle, and floated down the roof.

"Where? Xiaoxi, you lied to your mother, your skin is itchy, isn't it? "Miss Xiaohu looked up and looked around, how can there be any beautiful sister? Pretending to be angry, pinching Xiao Xi's face, "whooping" like a big bad wolf, opening his mouth wide, sticking to his face, where was he willing to bite down, and only lightly gnawed Xiao Xi's ear. Hands tickled on him, teeth grinded against the roots of his earlobes, making him laugh and roll on the bed begging for mercy.

Xiaoyun returned to the hall, and the fat man was already snoring. He was tied, and the more he struggled, the more uncomfortable he became, so he simply ignored what was going on outside the window, sat down in a chair and closed his eyes, and after a while, he fell asleep with his head down. Xiao Yun wiped his mouth and the placket on his chest with a handkerchief, and sneered: "It's such a big person, it looks really ugly to sleep." ”

The fat man's eyes opened a slit and complained: "Yes, you look good, I was tied here, and I asked you to help me loosen the rope, you turned around and left, and came back to laugh at me." You're doing things more and more like my little sister Hu now. ”

Even if he was as warm as a small cloud, he couldn't stand the fat man saying this, his eyes widened and he said, "You, you!" "I won't go on, I wanted to say, why do you scold people when you open your mouth, saying that I am like Sister Hu? I thought about it again: Sister Xiaohu is very good, saying that I am like Sister Xiaohu shouldn't be a curse, right? As soon as I heard this, I thought he was scolding me, no, no, I think so, I'm so sorry for Sister Hu.

"Huh?" The fat man also wrinkled his eyebrows and glared, "What are you doing?" Are you still not happy to praise you? ”

Xiao Yunxiu bent her eyebrows, and her eyes smiled into crescent moons, "You're right, are you praising me or scolding me?" "I'm not a bad guy, or you, a dead fat man, are you going to be a bad guy, say it yourself, is "like Sister Hu" scolding?

The fat man muttered, "What do you say...... No one is perfect, right? My sister is usually very sensible, but look at me now, tie me up like this, like words? "It doesn't have to be a compliment, and it doesn't have to be a scolding: loosen my bonds, you will be very sensible, and you should praise; Seeing me tied up like this, you are still happy, and if you don't help me, you are just like the sister who tied me up, you should be scolded. You can do it.

spoke in a roundabout way, but Xiaoyun still understood the meaning at once: was tied up by his sister, and I deliberately didn't let him go, he was a little angry.

"You're just scolding," Xiao Yun straightened his face, turned his head and left, "My sister's big day, what's wrong with tying you up?" You're stingy. ”

"Hey! Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun~ My aunt and aunt, okay, okay, help! "How can he have much resentment with Sister Xiaohu and Xiaoyun? It's better to have a stronger desire to survive.

Xiaoyun smiled, turned back and helped the fat man untie the rope, "What mother and grandmother, what are you shouting nonsense?" You are serious, praise me twice. ”

The fat man said, "Hey! Look at your face, tsk...... The eyebrows, the eyes, the nose, the mouth, tsk......"

"What do you mean?"

"It's all like my little sister."

Xiaoyun was untying the knot, halfway through the untie, and after hearing this, he tied the rope again and tied a few dead knots.