1. One day, I was at home with my mother and was watching a TV series. The heroine fell in love with a foreigner, and the family objected to it and finally broke up, so I asked my mother, "What would you do if I were to marry a foreigner......?"

2. One day, my wife said to me badly, "Husband, do you want two wives?" I asked suspiciously, "Do you want to hear the truth?" Me: "Yes!" "Well, great, good news for you, I weighed myself today, exactly twice as much as when I first got married......!"

3. I opened a room with my girlfriend last night, the phone rang, and I received a question: "What's the matter?" The other party said delicately: "Xiansang, do you want a massage?" "In the wee hours of the morning, Pol.ice knocked on our door...

4. On the Didi car, a man rushed over and stood in front of the car: "Okay, I caught the scene, others told me, I don't believe it yet, you really found a little white face..."

5. The old man accidentally hit the BMW parked on the side of the road while riding a bicycle, and after the collision, he rode to leave, and the BMW driver got out of the car and scolded, old thing, you are blind, I will run away if you hit it?

The old man turned his head and said, "Young man, if you want to say that, I'll lie down!" The BMW driver said, "Uncle, I'm playing with you, go slowly!"

6. When I got up in the morning to go to work, I had to walk sideways up and down the stairs with pain in both legs, and my colleague: "What's wrong with you? Colleague: "Why do you squat if you don't win?"

7. Today I went to the bath with my girlfriend to take a bath, and a big sister rubbed her girlfriend's back. After rubbing a test, the big sister who rubbed the bath slapped her best friend's buttocks, and those who have rubbed the bath know that this beating means that the guest will turn over. But my best friend pouted her ass and pouted it......

8. God can't be trusted, and he scrapes down the big poplar tree. Yesterday I wore a skirt, today I wear cotton pants! It's hot and stupid, it's freezing, and it's crazy to alternate between hot and cold. God, give me a word, what will I wear tomorrow!! God said: down jacket with short sleeves, skirt with cotton pants!