Chapter 26: You Can't Understand My Routine

The head catcher came over with a few catchers.

The steel knife is bright and murderous.

Tan Yushu didn't want to eat the knife, so he immediately urged the demonic wind and evil qi to pounce on the head catcher and catch the fast!

They shouldn't have official authority, right?

However, the demon wind rushed away, which only made the catchers collectively shiver!

It seems that the fast catchers wear soap clothes in the public gate, which also has a suppressive effect on the demonic energy.

Coupled with the official master and his big seal, an aura was formed, which made it difficult for Tan Yushu's demon style to work.

"It's really demonic!"

The head catcher was also stunned for a moment, hesitated, held the knife, and did not dare to cut down.

The official came over with the big seal in his hand and shouted, "What's the matter? Why not cut? Do you have to wait for three o'clock in the afternoon? ”

"I'll cut it!" The catcher gritted his teeth, picked up his waist knife, and slashed at the trunk.

"I'll blow!" Tan Yushu hurriedly urged the demon wind and struggled to death.

There was a local sound, and the headcatcher's waist knife slashed at the trunk of the tree, and the blade ate half an inch.

Hiss!

Tan Yushu twitched in pain, and continuously urged the demonic wind and evil qi.

However, the effect is very limited, and it only slightly reduces the strength of the catchers.

The head catchers and fast catchers, against the demon wind, swung their knives and slashed.

Ding Ding!

In an instant, Tan Yushu was hit by more than a dozen knives......

Waist knives are used to kill.

If you use it to cut down trees, it is not suitable.

In addition, Tan Yushu's current cultivation is hard, so the injury is not serious, it can be regarded as a skin injury.

But so many skin injuries also made Tan Yushu feel desperate!

This Nima is a thousand cuts, Ling Chi is executed!

No, you can only use the demon method of 'bewitching the people' to speak and scare them!

But Tan Yushu has no bottom.

If you speak by yourself, will the official master be more convinced that he is a demon tree and resolutely eradicate himself?

When Tan Yushu was in a dilemma.

The wind fluttered, and the second parrot came out of nowhere, swishing towards the official master, knocking his black gauze hat to the ground!

"it!"

The official master was taken aback, and opened his mouth to shout: "Escort, escort!" ”

The sky is high and the emperor is far away, and this official probably thinks of himself as the emperor.

The catchers were also surprised, and hurriedly withdrew to protect the official master's side.

Tan Yushu was grateful.

Talkative parrot two, finally did a good thing.

At this time, Parrot Er had already flown away, standing on a Tsubaki tree a few feet away, flapping his wings and shouting: "Dog official, don't even let go of a tree with a crooked neck, are you still a person?" ”

The official master was furious, pointed at the parrot, and shouted: "This parrot is a monster, shoot it down for me, shoot it down!" ”

Two catchers with bows and arrows immediately opened their bows and arrows and shot at Parrot II.

It's a pity that their archery skills are too poor.

Two feathered arrows were shot, and not even a single hair of Parrot II was touched!

The parrot laughed, flapped his wings and flew towards Mopan Village, shouting: "Dog officer, you have the ability to fly over and catch me!" ”

"Catch it, catch it!"

The dog official was so angry that his face turned the color of pig liver, and he didn't sit in a sedan chair anymore, and chased after Parrot Er with the catchers and officials.

The eight sedan chair men were stunned for a while, hurriedly lifted the sedan chair, bent their waists, drilled under Tan Yushu's crooked neck, and chased after the dog official.

Whew......

Tan Yushu breathed a sigh of relief, and had a sense of the rest of his life after the catastrophe.

He is still too weak, and he can't even fight a seven-rank dog official in the human world.

Fortunately, Parrot II is interesting enough, otherwise, I would have finished playing today!

The dog officer led the fast catchers and rushed into Mopan Village.

The village immediately came alive.

Chickens and dogs jump, ghosts cry and wolves howl, just like the robbers came.

Even more so than the robbers came, making a fuss.

Tan Yushu was about to use his thoughts, following the roots of the ground, to Mopan Village to have a look.

The wind sounded, but Parrot II returned.

"Hee-hee, I'm back again, Daxian."

Parrot Er stood on Tan Yushu's crooked neck and said with a smile: "That dog officer can't fly, he can't catch me." By the way, Daxian, people cut you with knives just now, why didn't you let go of the flying knives? ”

Is it still called bald?

I don't let go of a flying knife, keep it to commit suicide?

Tan Yushu sighed, but said, "I don't want to kill people, I'm afraid that they will die here, and the corpse will stink and affect my cultivation." ”

Although Parrot II behaved very righteously this time.

However, Tan Yushu still didn't dare to tell the truth to it.

It's too talkative, and it will leak its secrets and expose its own family background.

Parrot Er also sighed and said, "Then you can blow off their clothes and let them get out of the way like you did with vultures that night!" What kind of routine is it that you don't move, let others slaughter you, and make yourself bruised? Why bother? ”

Tan Yushu had to continue to lie and brag: "You can't understand my routine...... You don't know, I deliberately let them cut me, and I used other people's attacks to practice......"

"That's ...... so"

Parrot nodded, as if he had realized.

The chickens and dogs in Mopan Village are jumping, and it is becoming more and more noisy.

The officials are angry, and the women are bitter.

Tan Yushu asked, "Parrot Er, what is that dog official going to do when he comes to Mopan Village?" ”

Parrot Er shook his head and said, "How do I know? I'm a bird, you're a tree with a crooked neck, what do you care about the Terran business? ”

"Okay, I'm cultivating."

Tan Yushu no longer took care of Parrot Er, diverted his thoughts, and went to Mopan Village to have a look.

Although what Parrot Er said made sense, Tan Yushu felt that he was not a simple crooked neck tree.

At least, I used to be a person.

And now, too, there are human minds.

When the dog official came to Mopan Village, he must have wanted to harm the villagers again.

Tan Yushu could have left it alone, but after eating more than a dozen knives just now, he was angry, so he planned to go over and take a look, looking for a chance to take revenge!

As soon as his mind moved, the root of Tan Yushu's ambush in Mopan Village emerged from the soil.

Still in the same position as last night, next to another old elm tree on the edge of the threshing floor.

The villagers were also concentrated on the threshing floor by the dog officials, just like last night.

On the north side of the threshing floor is a Taishi chair, on which the dog officer sits.

Tan Si didn't know what he said, he was beaten and his mouth was bleeding, his nose was blue and his face was swollen.

Tan Yushu almost didn't recognize it!

The dog-headed master held a bamboo fan in his hand, pointed to the villagers and said:

"Our eldest lord has eyes like lightning, and he already knows about your collusion with bandits in Mopan Village! Hurry up and confess, otherwise, all the men in the village will be arrested and imprisoned, and the women will be sent to Qunfanglou! ”

The village chief cried with a sad face, bowed and said, "No, master, we are all law-abiding and good citizens, how can we collude with robbers?" ”

"Dare to make a fool of the people!"

The dog official was furious, the horizontal flesh on his face trembled, and said: "Not long ago, your Mopan Village sent thirty people to Taisui Mountain to help the bandits build fortifications, thinking that this master didn't know? ”

The village chief was startled, and hurriedly said: "The eldest lord is clear, it is all forced......

"Fart!"

The dog officer shouted again and said, "Those robbers and bandits, why don't you force me to repair fortifications for them?" Obviously, it's all your own volition! ”

"......" The village chief's face twitched, and he was speechless.