(a)

This thousand-year-old divine realm is somewhat festive.

The second royal highness of the heavenly family married, the second princess of the East China Sea married, the water monarch of the North Sea woke up and returned after 50,000 years of death, the emperor of the Southern Wilderness climbed down from the lotus seat, and returned to the Southern Wilderness as his emperor after not being a monk, and my Xuanyuan country - the eldest lady of the Xuanyuan country, that is, my mother, finally added a little princess to my father and gave birth to a sister under my 110,000 unwillingness.

So, all over the world, the gods and goddesses of all sizes began to give gifts and congratulations from the beginning of the millennium, from the heavenly court, to the East China Sea, from the East China Sea, to the North Sea, from the North Sea, to the Southern Wilderness, and finally come to my Xuanyuan country to have a visit.

Ben Gongzi looked at the naughty little man who turned out to be more and more naughty, and was a little melancholy.

The old man named his precious girl "Nangong", and there is a palace into a palace, which is combined with my name, just to show that our country of Xuanyuan has money - a group of palaces, and thieves have money.

The old man was probably old enough to have children, and he was very happy, so he used his name to show off his wealth.

As soon as I said that the old man was "old enough to have a son", the old man was going to beat me - "Your father has a second child, can you grow up and add a grandson to me and your mother!" ”

I said, "I refuse." If you want to give birth, you can give birth, I can't control you, but I can control myself. ”

When the little guy Nangong came to discuss with me to give a congratulatory gift to the emperor who was not a monk in the Southern Wilderness, I was waxing my Thousand-Eyed Bodhi pendant.

Seeing that I didn't pay much attention, she flew to my desk and touched the pendant in my hand: "Listen to my father, this is your heart." ”

"Hmm." I don't really want to pay attention to her.

"Then your heart is ugly." She said.

I want to scold my mother, but I'm a mother with her. But I still couldn't help but curse out a "fuck".

She was smart: "Are you scolding your mother?" ”

Seeing that my face was getting greener, his little hand rubbed my brows, and "comforted" me: "I understand that you don't want to leave the country of Xuanyuan, but you are now the eldest prince of the country of Xuanyuan, and you represent the country of Xuanyuan." You have to do such diplomatic etiquette and face-saving work with each other, don't you? After all, you're the heir now. ”

Nangong, this little girl, has no other advantages, but she is very fine.

I said, "Just say it, what do you want to do in the Southern Wilderness?" ”

She stopped pretending to be with me, but leaned close to me and said, "I'm going to see my fiancé, I haven't seen him for three hundred and twelve years." ”

"What do you say?" I had some suspicions that I had misheard.

She rolled her eyes: "You heard me right, I'm going to see my fiancé, Jiuque is my fiancé." ”

I knocked her on the head with a pendant: "You are only five hundred years old, and your fiancé is more than your grandfather." He is still a monk and is not close to women. You don't have much hope in your life, so die as soon as possible. ”

She glared at me and said solemnly, "He hasn't been a monk for many years!" I don't mind he's older than me either! ”

I continued to wax the pendant, and she saw that I didn't want to go, so she hugged her arms and raised her eyebrows: "If you don't accompany me, then I will reveal the things that you were beaten by mortals back then." ”

My hands trembled, and the Bodhi pendant almost fell.

(b)

Back then, I spent some time in the mortal world with the lamp.

Lamp dyes don't like me, I know it. But I just want to accompany her, probably because she is too imaginary in the same book, and I think even if I can't get her, it's good to be able to accompany her.

At that time, I was still very strictly guarded by the old man, and he did not allow me to go down to earth, so I did it without his eyes.

Because of this, I don't really know the many rules of the gods in the world, and when I saw a ruffian man beating a girl on the street, I didn't think about it, so I picked up my palm, and the palm of my hand brought fairy wind, and a palm fell on the rogue face, knocking out the rascal's full mouth.

I turned back to the girl who was being molested and said, "Don't be afraid, girl, I've already subdued him." ”

Unexpectedly, the girl was not only not grateful, but her face was sad, and she staggered a few steps towards me, and I was actually a little moved, I felt that this was really a good girl with affection and righteousness, and this good girl should thank me for a blood.

I didn't guess the beginning of the story, let alone the end of the story. I saw that the girl walked up to me in a few steps, and before the sentence "no thanks" in my heart was said, she rounded her arm and slapped my son......

She wiped her tears and scolded: "I have no grievances with you, why did you harm my father-in-law!" ”

I blinked.

At that time, the crowd was full of light dyeing.

She stepped out with her arms crossed, no longer willing to be the audience of eating melons, walked up to the girl, and said in a slurp: "On the street, in front of so many people, you do it, such a husband, don't you keep the meat dumplings for the Dragon Boat Festival?" ”

The girl was stunned.

Lamp Dye said again: "This son taught you a lesson, he was standing in you like this to help you out of anger, you beat him here, are you lacking in heart?" ”

The girl reacted and cried angrily: "Our little couple is flirting and scolding, where can we use him to do it!" ”

The lamp dye squinted, and his face was capitalized, bold and underlined with disdain: "When you flirt and scold back home, it doesn't matter if you are tied up and beaten, what's the matter on the street?" There are so many enthusiastic spectators on the street, not to mention that they only knocked out their teeth, what should I do if I killed you for you? ”

The girl said that she couldn't dye the lamp, and finally took her husband away.

At that time, the light was dyed, the nose was blue and the face was swollen, and it was really not good-looking.

A few days ago, I passed through the jade that Nie Su often tied around his waist before his death, and when I accidentally saw this scene, Nangong was also there, and she remembered that I was beaten by a girl in the mortal world.

Nangong said: "Seriously, Nanxiao, I think this girl with a blue nose and swollen face is great, but you may not get her." ”

I asked her how she could see it.

Nangong spread his hands and said: "Isn't it obvious, tens of thousands of years have passed, if you get her, my niece may be born earlier than me and older than me." He patted my leg again (she was too young to reach my shoulder, so she patted my leg with her hand), "Nanxiao, don't worry, there's no shame in being beaten by a mortal girl." If you are so obedient, I will not preach it to you. ”

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(c)

Three days later, spring is full of joy, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, and begonias are growing everywhere in the southern wilderness.

Benjun soared through the clouds and took Nangong to see her fiancé.

I didn't think it was good to be taken advantage of by her every time, so I found some gossip about the Southern Wilderness Emperor and told her: "Do you know that your fiancé has worn a green hat many times? "At that time, I just learned about the glorious deeds of Emperor Nanhuang's blind date a hundred times but his marriage was lonely, so I wanted to use it to stimulate Nangong.

Nangong hugged his arms and raised his eyebrows: "Forty thousand years old, his aunt told him about the first kiss, but that girl has a leg with his father's generals; At the age of forty thousand and two hundred, his aunt told him a second marriage, but the girl was pregnant with the child of his uncle's brother; Later, in order to compensate him, his aunt also told him to kiss, this time the girl disliked him for not looking good, and turned her head to marry his third brother, and now the doll has given birth to four. From 40,000 years old to 70,000 years old, he went on a blind date one hundred and eight times, but before fate, he was very lucky not to marry other girls. Is there anything else you'd like to add? ”

“……”

She smirked: "If you want to marry a man, you have to know what happened to him." Know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles. If you had learned this principle earlier, you wouldn't have been able to marry a daughter-in-law now. ”

Horse-ridden.

When my mother wanted to have a second child, I should fight to the death and refuse.

(iv)

The truth that one thing descends one thing, this gentleman only learned it after meeting the Emperor of the Southern Wilderness - Jiuque.

Nangong is beside Jiuque, like a nymphomaniac.

I think Nangong's psychological quality is very strong, and in the face of such a plain and even a somewhat ugly face, she can still be so natural and sincere as a "fiancé" nymphomania, she is strong.

Only occasionally he would turn my leg with his arm, and glare: "You hurry up and go to other places for a turn, you leave me a little space with Xiaoque!" ”

The title of "Xiao Que" made Ben Gongzi almost vomit out the overnight meal.

When I came back, Nangong said to me: "Look, my name and his name are connected to 'Nangong Jiuque', which is really nice and a good match." ”

I said, "You should marry him earlier, and if you leave, the property of the country of Xuanyuan will be mine." ”

Nangong said: "If he marries me, don't say that it is a country of Xuanyuan, that is, ten countries of Xuanyuan, and I am not rare." It's enough for me to have him. ”

Occasionally, I feel that these words don't quite sound like a five-hundred-year-old doll saying them.

I told my mother that my dear sister was precocious, and my mother frowned: "Can't you?" She also said last night that she wanted 'Nangong to be hugged by her beautiful mother before she was willing to sleep', and when she saw small flowers and grasses, she would take a detour, and she would touch her head when she saw small animals, how could such a cute child be precocious," she thought about it and blamed me, "I know that my mother doesn't like your sister, but you are at least a brother, you don't like her, and you can't slander her, right." ”

Mother, have you really never seen her look at Erlang's legs, in front of me, asking me to bring her tea and pour water, and facing the Buddhist scriptures given to her by Jiuque, looking like a "fiancé"?

I went to find the old man, and the old man was so angry that his beard trembled, and he smashed my head with a book: "If you say bad things about your sister again, I will!" I just! I'll arrange a blind date for you! ”

…… Her dad's.

Jiuque, I hope you can quickly take this little demon girl away.

I'm willing to give her half of the property of the country of Xuanyuan as a dowry, as long as you are willing to accept her.