Why are you so diligent today? You are suddenly like this, you mother, I am really a little uncomfortable and unaccustomed.

Honestly, didn't you hold back any good fart?" "Damn, my mother is my mother, and she has always been rude and rude."

I grinned and replied, "Mother, today is the Lantern Festival, the New Year, what do you ask if you hold your farts or not, how rude it is." Also, my mother is so beautiful, why don't she beat me or train me, she doesn't look like a beautiful woman should be gentle and lovely. Beware of an overheated liver, it will ruin your appearance!"

"Cut! Little bastard's skin is itchy and begging for beating, right? "Old lady, I still want you to teach this little brat?" My mother didn't expect me to say this, and looked me up and down suspiciously, and I couldn't help but feel a little weak, I pretended to be calm and said: "Mother, why are you looking at your son like this? I don't know your son? Or do I have flowers on my face?" I don't see you growing flowers and becoming better-looking, but seeing you grow acne and become ugly. Hee-hee. Other people's sons become more and more beautiful the longer they grow, but our sons get uglier and uglier the longer they grow. Hey, it's really unfortunate for our Feijia family, the uglier the ugly son grows older!Hey, the flying door is unlucky!" In the end, my mother deliberately hurt me, and she sighed for a long time.

I was very annoyed and said to her: "Mother, you hurt me so much, be careful that I don't get married when I grow up, so that you don't have grandchildren to hold." Unexpectedly, the mother smiled and said, "It's good if you don't get married." lest you be like your father and your mother, and give birth to an ugly son. I don't want to be ugly and weird, I want my beautiful grandson. I was really angry, and I protested loudly: "Mother, you are so biased! How can you conclude that in the future, my son will be an ugly bastard, maybe a talented and beautiful man like Song Yu? How can you conclude that my sister's son will be beautiful in the future? Maybe the wife I found is more beautiful than Yang Guifei, and the husband my sister is looking for is shorter than Tuxingsun? Maybe I, I ,...... Before I finished speaking, my mother picked up a broom and beat me, and I said while running: "Mother, a gentleman doesn't use his mouth, why do you start beating people while talking?" If you don't beat you, you won't fight in vain, and if you do, you will fight in vain. Dare to talk nonsense, and dare to curse your flower-like sister, see that I don't break your legs and tear your mouth. As I fled, I shouted in an exaggerated manner: "Daddy help! Sister help!" Just as I was having a quarrel with my mother, an uninvited guest came in at the door, and it turned out to be the young woman next door, the stinky sister-in-law who had degraded me yesterday and had seduced me.

I looked at her dumbfounded, and when my mother saw me like this, she also looked at Sister-in-law Yun. Sister-in-law Yun smiled sweetly and said charmingly: "What, little bird, I don't recognize you Sister-in-law Yun?" Aunt Xiaolian, I'll borrow some salt from you, my cousin's house is out of salt." Sister-in-law Yun greeted her mother.

My mother's name is Chen Xiaolian, a native of Chen Zhen, Hejian Prefecture. The mother came back to her senses and hurriedly went to get salt. Sister-in-law Yun followed behind her, and when she passed by me, she pinched my skinny and small ass hard, I

"Oops" screamed, and my mother hurriedly turned around and asked, "Little bird, what are you suddenly called by a ghost?" I couldn't say it, and I was scolded by my mother, so I said angrily: "I like ghost calls, can't I?"

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, it's really unreasonable, this kid has changed a lot recently, he's nervous, and he's going back late!"

Sister-in-law Yun smiled and said, "Auntie, children are like this, let him go, can he still turn the sky?" I looked at Sister-in-law Yun's graceful back blankly, and thought to myself, what kind of medicine is sold in Sister-in-law Yun's gourd?

Didn't she tell me yesterday that she wouldn't give me trouble, why did she ** me as soon as we met today? Pinch my ass, and still work so hard, is it to get revenge for pinching her ass before I break off relations with me?

No, it's more likely that I'm still **. Damn, I just decided in my heart last night that I wanted to break off relations with her and stop chasing her, did she guess that I was going to break off relations with her, and she was reluctant to break off relations with me, so she came to ** me early this morning?

In this case, it means that she still loves me. No, how can a big man in my house be swayed by a woman, and he can't be fooled by her, saying that he loves me for a while, and that he doesn't love me for a while.

From now on, I only fell in love with Yang Yuyan, who sold fritters, and thinking of this, I decided not to associate with Yun's sister-in-law anymore and avoid her, so I picked up a book and walked to my bedroom.

I sat down and didn't finish a page of the book, but I saw Sister-in-law Yun and my mother come to my room, Sister-in-law Yun smiled and said, "Little bird, come to my house to help me hold my baby, your mother agreed." Today's Lantern Festival, I'm very busy, I don't have time to take the baby. I didn't want to, so I deliberately pretended to be angry and replied, "Didn't you see that I was reading?" "Sister-in-law Yun didn't expect me to be so impulsive, I felt wronged, but when I thought that I hurt me with my words yesterday, I was relieved, but my mother didn't give up, and she didn't expect that I would suddenly be so unkind to Sister-in-law Yun, I used to see that I got along with Sister-in-law Yun very well, better than Yang Yuyan.

She scolded suspiciously: "Stinky boy, did you take the wrong medicine today? During the Chinese New Year, why are you not big or small, and you are so rude to your sister-in-law Yun? I used to see that you were very good to your sister-in-law Yun, but today is really strange." Why don't you go and take the baby for me obediently, or I'll smash your little ass!"

It seems that you have to go, otherwise the tigress will be in full swing again. Heroes don't suffer immediate losses, I'd better go.

I reluctantly lazily said, "Okay, Sister Yun, you can open the way ahead." ”

"What's on?" my mother said angrily, slapping my little ass coldly,

"Who are you? You're just a little kid. It's not big or small, I'll make your little ass bloom first. The mother laughed mischievously, and the sister-in-law also gloated, only I had a bitter face and was lazy and silent.

Today is the Lantern Festival, the Chinese New Year, why am I so unlucky? A woman pinched my buttocks, and a woman slapped my buttocks, both very hard, which hurt me physically and psychologically.

When we arrived at Yuyan's house, Yang Yuyan was holding Yun's little baby, and when she saw us coming, she smiled and said, "Cousin, did you really call this little kid over?"