Chapter 213: The Relationship of the Food Chain
This monkey is so fierce!
I was scared.
So......
"Did you hear that, when you come to the ghost market in the future, don't come to this place, remember?" I turned to Fan Xueqi and said.
Fan Xueqi cried: "Brother, you don't need to remind me otherwise!" Next time I won't come~~! β
Listen, this voice is out of tune!
"But you knocked over all the eye drops in other people, you have to admit it, right?" I asked.
"......" Fan Xueqi's face darkened suddenly.
"Let's go." The episode was almost over, and with a wave of my hand, karma paved a way for us, and the animals and ghosts were afraid of karma, so they automatically opened a path.
These ghosts are not human beings after all, there is not so much human nature, and the way to communicate with them can only be the simplest and crude survival rule in nature, that is, the law of the jungle, natural selection, once I remove the karmic fire, they will pounce and devour the two of us alive.
Fan Xueqi was really frightened by the horse monkey this time, and when he walked out, he hugged my arm tightly, which made me feel painful.
After staying away from this area, Fan Xueqi finally relaxed a little and said to me, "Uncle Xiao, I know!" How about you give me this spell to set fire before I come next week? I've seen you set fire to it many times, and as soon as you let it out, all the demons didn't dare to come closer. The next time I come here, I'm sure I'll be in danger, so you're going to teach me this spell, okay? So that I am not afraid of anything! β
I smiled helplessly, but I still warned her very seriously: "No, this spell is unique to our soul assassin, you have already worshiped under the door of Fusheng, even if Fusheng doesn't care about you, but you are always a person with a master, without the permission of the master, you can't secretly learn the kung fu of other sects." This is a great disrespect to your master, and it is also a violation of the rules of the rivers and lakes, so this kind of thing will not work......"
Before the words fell, Fan Xueqi shook off my hand, pouted and said, "If you don't teach, you won't teach, be stingy!" β
After that, I won't talk about this topic anymore.
I sighed, seeing that she didn't take my reasoning to heart, but forget it, the words are already here, I won't just teach her the magic of karmic fire.
At this time, I noticed that Fan Xueqi was missing her talisman on her neck, the piccolo, so I asked, "Where's your flute?" β
Fan Xueqi said depressedly: "I was snatched away by that dead monkey, I told it, this is a powerful magic weapon!" As a result, it threw itself into the fire without thinking about it...... Hum! A monkey is a monkey, I don't know the goods, if it is a person, I heard that it is a magic weapon, I must stay and keep it for myself, so that I will have a chance to grab it back after I get out of trouble. Now, it's gone! β
This flute of hers was made by Lin Shi on a whim, cutting a piece of bamboo, and it was made for her, with the blessing of Lin Shi's thousand-year-old spiritual power, which can be regarded as a small magic weapon. Now that he has been burned by the horse monkey, Fan Xueqi is angry, not all because he has lost a magic weapon, but because it is a gift from a friend.
I comforted her: "It's okay, go back and let your second brother Zuo make another one." β
"I haven't seen Second Brother Zuo for a long time, when will he come?"
"I don't know, just let it be."
"......," she bowed her head in frustration.
I patted her on the shoulder and said, "Okay, don't be listless, don't forget, Xiaoran is gone." β
"Huh? By the way, what about Xiaoran? Isn't Xiao Ran always with you? Why is she gone? Fan Xueqi asked in surprise, "She, isn't she really waiting for you somewhere?" Or where did she go? β
"She was also lost after you disappeared."
"What?" When Fan Xueqi heard the news, he was first taken aback, then extremely angry, and turned around and rushed back towards the carnivore shop: "Damn monkey! β
At first glance, I knew that she had misunderstood that Bai Xiaoran was also caught by the big horse monkey, so I quickly grabbed her by the collar to stop her from running back.
Please, the big horse monkey has already shown that it is incompatible with us humans at that time, and there is no room for negotiation, if she is allowed to go back again, this time it is really God who can't save her!
"Hey, Xiao Ran is not with the monkey!" I said helplessly.
Fan Xueqi was stunned for a moment: "How is it possible?" When I disappeared, I was tricked away by the dead monkey. If Xiaoran is missing, she must have been captured by a dead monkey! Uncle Xiao, this kind of thing can't be delayed, if it's a little later, Xiaoran will be made into snake soup! β
I couldn't stop crying: "Hey! Do you know what makes you different from Ran? β
"Where?"
"You're human." I paused and said, "But she's not." β
Fan Xueqi is embarrassed!
I touched her head and said, "Now you understand, right?" Only you and me are not welcome in this place, but Xiao Ran will not have any problems here...... ......"
Before we could finish speaking, smoke billowed ahead, and a group of ghosts were running frantically towards us, shouting as they ran, "Helpβlifeβahββ! There are - monsters - monsters - ah!! β
Rumble......
All the ghosts pass through our bodies and continue to run for their lives!
This penetration...... Cool to the heart~!
Me: "......"
Fan Xueqi: "......"
When the smoke rolled up by the fleeing ghosts disappeared from our field of vision, I retracted the last sentence I had just said, and said to Fan Xueqi: "Now, you understand, what is the biggest difference between you and Xiaoran, right?" β
Fan Xueqi covered her face, so desperate: "Unexpectedly, here, I am the bottom of the food chain, and Xiao Ran is the top of the food chain...... οΌtatοΌβ
"Let's go, let's go find Xiaoran." I said to Fan Xueqi, and, let's go.
Fan Xueqi was surprised: "Huh? Didn't you say you didn't know where Xiao Ran went? β
I said, "If you look in the opposite direction to them, youkai will always be found." β
"Clever!"
So we walked in the direction of the ghosts, the ghost market is particularly dark today, hidden by the fog, when I came in the past, the ghost market will light up the green ghost fire, used for lighting, but today may be because of some "accidents", so the ghost fire lanterns in the ghost market are not lit, we living people walk here, and we can't see the ghost fire hidden by the fog at all.
It's a bit like the fog in the capital.
After searching for about ten minutes, I only heard a scream: "Ghostβahββ! β
Boom!
Bumped into a full bosom!
But this time I grabbed Fan Xueqi's hand tightly, last time, let go a little for a second, Fan Xueqi disappeared, alas.
At the same time, I also caught the person who hit me: "Xiaoran, it's me." β
Scold!
As soon as the words fell, two green lights lit up in the fog, and I recognized that these were Bai Xiaoran's eyes!
"Hell!" In the next second, Fan Xueqi screamed and hugged me.
"Ghosts! Where are the ghosts? No way? I've run so hard, and they're still chasing after me? Bai Xiaoran looked around nervously, and the pair of eyes were like flashlights, shooting everywhere......
Fan Xueqi: "......"
Embarrassing not?
Your own people scare your own people.
"Ahem!" Fan Xueqi let go of me.
I took a breath and said to Bai Xiaoran: "No, all the ghosts were scared away by you." β
Bai Xiaoran said in surprise: "Scared away by me? Are you kidding? It's the first time I've seen so many ghosts, and I'm almost scared out of them! It was me who was scared to death, how could it be that they were scared away by me! Do I look scary as they are?! β
"......" Fan Xueqi, who is from the bottom of the food chain, doesn't want to talk to you anymore.
I explained, "You're a demon, and it's inevitable that a ghost will be scared when he sees a snake demon for the first time." β
ββ¦β¦ Demons are also cute! Bai Xiaoran said unconvinced.
Skin, very happy.
Tonight, I feel cured of my recent boredom, and my body and mind are much lighter. But if I continue to toss and toss, it will be dawn, and if I can't buy what I want this time, I will have to wait another week.
I stopped laughing and said to the two girls, "Okay, let's go buy 'eye drops' now." β
Fan Xueqi asked curiously, "Where are we going to buy eye drops?" β