Looking at the second brother's rice bowl full of subterranean flows, and his cute body, I lost myself in that moment, God knows what this fat man is going to do.

The second brother raised the jar and said, "I don't know how to drink in North Koreans, I did it." ”

He?

Dry?

Finish!

I saw the second brother raise his neck and drink it all.

We normal people are all drinking with coo-dong and coo-dong, right? The second brother is pouring it in, knocking, knocking, like a water dispenser, and his throat and eyes are one step to his stomach. It was as if he was flushing the toilet with a large basin of water, and poured it in with a bang. Yes, this description is more appropriate, it is not called drinking, it is called pouring wine into the stomach, the stomach of the second brother and the wine in this world, that is the principle of a connector. If there is a competition about the speed of drinking in the world, the second brother must be the world champion.

Two bottles of liquor, mixed with a can of beer, disappeared in an instant. At that time, all the young people who were about to move were extinguished, and they didn't dare to pant hard, and there were no changes in magic, you belong to magic.

Since then, no one in this dormitory has dared to drink, let alone say that they can drink. Now you ask me what wine is, I can only tell you wolves, wolves, geese and dogs, I have heard a legend, the legend has a second brother, the thing he drank seems to be called wine.

However, second brother, I have to say that you don't drink at all, because humans who can drink can drink too much, not only do you not drink much, but from a biological point of view, your behavior is not called drinking at all, and you are blind if you give you wine.

It is said that the second brother's deep-water atomic bomb was swallowed, and a good dinner party was disturbed, because everyone was scared silly. What about friendly exchanges? What about a harmonious society? So everyone ate meat and began to escape from reality. After about five, six, seven, eighty, ninety minutes, everyone came back to their senses a little. Big Brother Says:

"Zhengxin, you're too awesome, do you North Koreans drink like this?"

The second brother began to speak in Korean: "Asi, that sister Lengda Salong Ou Yinga is called Gen Bird Jia!" What a little bit of wine is? ”

I said, "Second brother, my head is buzzing now, it's like letting people use a sledgehammer wheel, and you're too fierce." ”

Brother Chong: "I'll go, second brother, your amount of alcohol is too good, you can go to the central government to accompany the bartender in the future, Jin Zheng will accompany you." ”

Xiaobei: "Let's give the second brother a nickname in the future." Ay! Right! It's called Okubo. ”

Fourth brother: "Why is it called Okubo?" ”

Xiaobei: "Big wine bag!" ”

Everyone: "Hahahahahaha! ”

Red dust is a companion, and when you sing about wine, you have a lot of fun in life. At that time, we clinked glasses, we booze. Satirizing politics, satirizing teachers, and ridiculing each other. Talk about food, dreams, sex, and the beauties in the class. The deformed paper cups slammed together, the room was full of splashes of hops and the sound of shouting as they toasted, these times, the money has not changed.

I must have drunk too much that day, and before I got drunk, I sent a text message home:

“wohenkaixin,yiqiedouhao.”

After that, the ghost sent another text message to the thin senior sister:

“caicaiwoshishui?”

Then I fell asleep.

The next day, half-asleep and half-awake, I felt that someone had been singing beside me, and the singing was very strange, tick-tock-tock. When I came to my senses, I found that my eldest brother was standing on the lower bunk and kept singing: "Big Didi Di Da Di, Big Di Da." "Why is this tone so familiar? The tune is a bit like Big Brother's phone ringtone.

After listening to it a few times, I opened my mouth and asked my eldest brother:

"Big brother, your eldest brother is big, your big brother is big, which is your brother?"

When the eldest brother saw that I was awake, he smiled excitedly, stood on the edge of his bed, put his head on my bed, and said to me:

"Xiao Wu, what should I do, I'm in a hurry."

"What's wrong?"

"I don't know why, the alarm set yesterday didn't go off, I pretended to be an alarm here for a long time, and they couldn't afford it."

Holy... "What time is it?" ”

"It's half past eight."

After waking everyone up in a hurry, our group of deserters-like little brothers rushed to the camp. Along the way, I was thinking, this time it's scrapped, what reason to make up, I'm late for bed, and I can't justify it. Or the heating in the bedroom exploded? No, it's only September. So who was sick in the dormitory last night? It's too late to think about it, it's almost here, and that's all. Anxious and uneasy, we arrived at the playground.

The calves are over, and the instructors and instructors are there.

The instructor chattered at us and shouted solemnly: "It's only been a few days since the military training, and I'm late for bed, what time is it, don't you know what time to gather!" What's going on! ”

The crowd was silent, and the silent wait was terrible, just when I couldn't bear it anymore, and I was about to say the mantra of food poisoning all over the bed, and secretly applauded my own wit.

The eldest brother replied weakly, "We are asleep." ”

Finished. Time froze, the air froze, and I seemed to have seen the instructor's domineering spirit leak out, and this thing was full of anger and was about to transform into a Super Saiyan.

After hearing this, the instructor completely exploded: "Asleep? Fall asleep! ”

"When you fall asleep, you don't know how to assemble? When you fall asleep, you don't know that you want military training today! (Apparently)

The eldest brother smiled as if crying, looked at the instructor pitifully with small squinted eyes, and said in a cute tone: "Teacher, people are unconscious when they fall asleep, and they don't know anything." ”

After a moment of silence, all the students in the playground were crazy, and the instructor ran out of power when he said this. Pointing to coax for a long time, he held back a sentence: "A few of you, wait for the punishment, get over, return to the team, don't delay the time of other students." ”

At that time, while walking back, the eldest brother muttered to us: "What I said is right, what consciousness do people have when they are asleep, right?" ”

A few of us held back laughter, and our stomachs hurt.

This late arrival successfully made several of us celebrities in the eyes of our classmates, and when the military training was resting in place, the close classmates would often chat together due to geopolitics. There was a girl named Liu Hanhan with little tiger teeth and white skin (Xiaobei gave her the nickname "Xiaohu") and said to the eldest brother: "Why are you late this morning?" ”

The eldest brother replied, "Last night we had dinner in the dormitory, drank some wine, and overslept. ”

"You're so funny, you're so happy in the morning. But what about the few of you, and how will the instructor punish you? ”

The eldest brother said coaxingly: "I still care about her, what is she, what's the matter?" You can fire me, love what. ”

Xiaohu bared his little tiger teeth and said with a smile: "It can really blow." ”

The third brother and the eldest brother are about the same height, and they are all relatively close.

The third brother continued: "He's a fart, and he's blowing it, what's the matter, you put all the satellites in the sky?" ”

The eldest brother said cheaply: "Fart too." ”

I said to my eldest brother, "What can I do?" You can't find parents. ”

The eldest brother said: "My parents are in Spring City, she is looking for a hair, and she will scare and scare us." ”

When I think about it, I don't worry so much. Let me think about it again, your parents are in Spring City, but my parents are in Ice City, this old calf......

During the military training in the afternoon, the eldest brother kept squeezing his eyebrows and making Xiaohu laugh, and asked the instructor to roll him up several times. I can see that the eldest brother has taken a fancy to Xiaohu. On the way back to the dormitory after military training, the eldest brother said to a few of us: "It's cute to talk about that little tiger tooth with us today." ”

The third brother said, "Well, it's a little interesting. The little girl is quite pure. ”

I said, "Big brother has moved the hearts of mortals." ”

The eldest brother was a little embarrassed: "What! Don't talk nonsense, just make a pot friend and do a good job. ”

The third brother and I looked at each other and smiled, and the third brother said, "Okay? Okay, if you're not interested, I'll chase her. ”

The eldest brother was stunned all of a sudden, who could compete with the third child, it was Dongsen Kaneshiro Takeshi, but he also knew that the third child was joking: "Hey! What's going on! you! Isn't it a joke to touch your eyes? ”

After playing all the way, I went back to the dormitory. As soon as I opened the bedroom door, oops, I'll go, this mess, the table was a mess, cans all over the floor, liquor boxes, chicken bones, facial tissues. The brothers were drunk last night, and they were already weak, coupled with the hard work of military training, they really had no intention of tidying up, and it would be excellent if they could rest with some food at this time.

So the great third brother, a great man who was both virtuous and handsome, went downstairs again and brought up 6 bags of instant noodles. After eating, everyone fell asleep without saying a word.

I don't know how long I slept, but I only heard the sound of slamming the door, and someone shouted outside the door:

"Open the door, hurry, special, open the door!!"