Chapter 29: Mad Maux
What is it like to shoot an arm-thick explosive bomb with a rate of fire of eight rounds per second, Meng Nan has no time to think of adjectives, just one word - cool, burst cool, cool explosion, cool explosion!
It is said that guns are a man's romance, and it is true. Every vibration of the cannon body was transmitted from the hands along the arms to the whole body, every bone, every muscle was shaking, and the feeling was 100,000 times more refreshing than a strong vibration massage, and almost the whole body was crispy.
Not to mention the deafening DuangDuang sound penetrates the musculoskeletal and penetrates deep into the internal organs.
This is almost a massage from the outside in, which can refresh your flesh!
The red tongues of fire that erupted from the muzzle of the cannon continued to shine brightly, and every time the bomb hit the earth, it would explode into huge fireballs, and then spread out like fireworks, leaving an indelible mark on the earth.
As fiery as Eros and as cold as Death, this is the romance of orcs.
Meng Nan's whole person has become fanatical, he feels that the machine gun in his hand has turned into an extension of his body, every roar of it is his own roar, and every violent vibration of it is his own full attack.
“Waaaaaaagh!”
This loud and continuous yelling is his most simple and direct inner expression, and this expression also affects the bones around him and the fart hiding in the car.
For a while, the sound of Waaagh continued, and it could really be described as a chord trio of "Waaagh when the road is uneven", "Beat a weak chicken when you see it" and "Hold the cannon and don't let go".
Maux didn't think much of it on the way here.
After all, he is the boss of the Evil Sun Clan, and the thief has flown away, and the guy who stays behind must be an unpopular outcast, can this kind of guy have anything powerful?
So you just need to take your own boys and grab him.
When he got closer, he found that the other party only had one combat tractor, and Maux had to admit that the other party's combat tractor was larger and more sturdy than his own open-top off-road, which was the car that the boss should have.
Jealousy arose, and the idea of snatching the combat tractor became more and more determined.
Maux decided to rob and naturally did not turn around and leave, but when he saw only two orcs standing out of the car, he couldn't help but become more confident that he had brought eight of the best Okron Kids in the clan with him!
When the enemy was still far away, he opened fire first, which was a clarion call for battle and a sign of his resolve. Soon after, the other party began to counterattack, and the powerful firepower was eye-catching, but this did not frighten Maux, but made his desire to possess it stronger and stronger.
He imagined himself driving back the thief Waaagh's battle tractor, attracting countless envious glances, and then driving it to lead his boys to slaughter all sides, unifying all the clans on the entire continent.
He even had a name for his new car, which he called "The Apostle of the Rampage."
The enemy's artillery is strong, and that's not a problem, just rush over, get close to it, and slaughter those two orcs, then jump into the car and slaughter the rest of the guys!
"Bass, let my Runaway Apostle go faster, faster!Waaaaaagh!" Maux ordered his deputy, yes, his current car is also called "Runaway Apostle".
"No problem, Boss!" Bass climbed from the passenger to the back of the SUV, opened the baffle, and sucked fuel out of the tank and spat it into the intake pipe.
Then the roar of the engine became louder, and the black smoke emitted became more, and the "Runaway Apostle" suddenly stood up and rushed forward as if he had been stimulated, and the sudden surge of acceleration almost threw Buzz out of the car, feeling the push back power brought by the acceleration, Maux laughed and praised: "Well done, Bass, great job!"
Several other orcs also patted Buzz on the back excitedly, and they, like Boss Maux, reaffirmed Buzz's mechanical prowess.
Bas kept drinking fuel and spit it into the intake pipe, but he wondered if he could tie a few fuel Scroogs to the back seat in the future, and when needed, just step on it, and the fuel could be injected into the engine by itself. Otherwise, if you keep doing this, you will not only get a mouthful of fuel, but you will also lose the chance to shoot.
The orcs of the Evil Sun Clan are trying their best to speed up, and they are not idle, and their sensitivity to speed is far greater than that of ordinary fart spirits, so it quickly discovered the abnormality of the opponent's vehicle.
"Damn, they're speeding up, I have to speed up, I can't lose to them!"
But how do you speed it up...... It hadn't thought of a way yet.
However, this matter was quickly solved, because the two sides were already close at hand, and they were almost about to collide, but at this time, no one cared if they would actually bump into each other, because they were both "carnivaling" like dementia, except for lack of heart.
Its carnival is racing, yes, it's all about extreme speed, but that's not all, crashing into an opponent's car isn't in its pursuit. With a steering wheel, the huge combat tractor brushed past the opposing vehicle like a light butterfly.
This kind of operation caught Maux off guard, and he was ready to jump to the gang to grab the car!
At the same time, he was also amazed by the other party's driving skills, and in his clan, there were only a handful of children who could perform such superb driving maneuvers.
With a slam on the steering wheel, the SUV turned around almost on the spot, and then continued to slam on the accelerator, Maux wanted to catch up with the combat tractor of his own and snatch it over: "Stop, that's mine!
Will the lack of heart and eye make him get what he wants? Of course not.
"Haha, I've seen the secret of the girls, my 'procrastination crash' can also do it, the girls can only inhale exhaust behind me forever!Waaaaagh!"
Yes, the Heartless Eye not only avoided the collision of the two cars, but also saw the orc Buzz, who kept spitting oil into the air intake, and decided to do the same on the combat tractor himself, but before that, there were still two Furious Motorcycles waiting to be thrown out of the way.
It's a strange operation, isn't it......
First walked in the opposite direction, and then left the other party far behind after taking a look, there is quite a feeling that Lao Tzu wants to look at Ya and then dump Ya, but this is the drag racing logic that lacks heart, and the chaos seems to make some sense.
Boom!
A speeding motorcycle is hit by a bomb and turns into a giant firework. This was done by Meng Nan, and after firing nearly a thousand rounds of explosive shells, he finally hit!
"Waaaaagh!" Meng Nan shouted excitedly, as did the bone man beside him, and the fart spirits also shouted.
The heartless shout was particularly different: "Damn! Macho boss, I know it was Ya who did it! Damn! Ya killed my drag racing opponent!"
Enraged, Heartless grabbed the wrench at his feet and threw it out......