The person in the mirror was obviously a little flustered, smiled awkwardly, shook his head and said, "I can't say this, I have an agreement with those two, and I can't tell you a lot of things." But since you asked, you can't open your mouth in vain. Well, let me ask you a question. The old bald donkey said that he was willing to be a calla lily, even if it was stepped on, he would leave a lingering fragrance for others, and the ugly ghost said that he did not want to be so humble, and that if he wanted to do it, he would make a steep mountain that would make you stand on top of your head, but you had to pay a price. I ask you, which one do you prefer? ”

After Xie Zhi finished speaking, he pretended to be careless, but in fact cautiously paid attention to Chen Mushan's subtle expression.

"If you soak dog shit, it's not dirty, so you can step on it." Chen Mushan said leisurely.

"Shit?" The person in the mirror didn't expect such a strange answer anyway, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.

Chen Mushan had something in his heart, and he was not in the mood to continue chatting, and scolded, "Get out, don't bother me!" Then he lay back in the house, and his heart was mixed.

It's been almost thirty years, and in the first ten years, he didn't feel that he was any different from other friends, until a car accident, after being hit by a big truck and flying more than ten meters unscathed, a lot of messy memories suddenly appeared in his mind, and at the same time he saw a completely different world. His family thought he was crazy, after all, he was hit by a car, and it was impossible for him not to be injured at all. After a few years of "neurosis", he decided to pretend to be a normal person to live and study, and more than ten years passed in peace.

Now, he knew that his mother's birthday was approaching, although he didn't want to believe it, but as Xie Zhi said, he could really consult the book of life and death. He has long been accustomed to not interfering in the life and death of others, but when it is his mother's turn, he can't help it, unfortunately, he has never tried to change the life and death of others, and naturally he doesn't know what to do to change his mother's life. The life and death account in his mind recorded that his mother would not see his grandson, and he was determined to start with this matter first, after all, couldn't he control the matter of seeing his grandson? So after the fiftieth blind date failed today, he finally frantically forced a cat to help.

One thought is born, one thought is extinguished.

He knew that if he had this thought, his life might change.

"No matter why you gods and ghosts run to me, getting married and having a baby is Lao Tzu's top priority." After cheering myself up, I finally fell asleep peacefully.

In the next few days, the big orange in the Western restaurant did not do his best to be the old man as Chen Mushan expected, he originally pretended to be reserved, he couldn't bear it anymore, he was not a generous person, even if the other party was just a cat, he should be calculated.

After work that day, he deliberately went to a western restaurant again, and was surprised that he didn't find the cat. Without waiting for him to ask, the clerk who had stopped him that day saw him enter the door, and hurried over, with anger in his eyes, and asked if he had stolen the cat.

Chen Mushan, who was confused, knew that not long after he checked out and left that day, the big orange that never left the Western restaurant was actually lost, and it was no wonder that people regarded him as a thief. Chen Mushan thought to himself, it is estimated that the cat was too scared, so he escaped, but he couldn't explain this to the clerk. Chen Mushan, who has always had a bad temper, grabbed the other party's neck, and the person who was more than 100 catties was almost caught in the air by him, and everyone gave up after a good persuasion.

The boss is a woman who rushed to hear the news, and when she saw Chen Mushan's face, she didn't know why, and her heart was excited. Although the cat is ordinary, its meaning to her is extremely important, and in the past few days of losing the cat, her whole person is like losing her soul. It is said that she is the most anxious, but I don't know what's wrong, the originally tense face immediately showed a professional smile, said good things vigorously, and finally asked the staff to pack two cups of good coffee, before the "scoundrel" who sat on the chair and didn't leave and asked for an explanation noisily asked for an explanation.

Seeing Chen Mushan swagger away, the shrewd and capable female boss frowned and said to the employee: "He will come again in the future, treat him well, don't offend!" ”

The employees were very puzzled: "Boss, isn't he just a scoundrel, are you afraid of what he is doing, the legal society, are you still afraid of him making trouble?" Besides, in addition to you, the big orange never lets others touch it, we can't serve him so much, but we are obedient to him, and must have followed him, that's your favorite pet, you can't just forget it. ”

"It's just a cat, and if you lose it, you don't have to look for it. Alright, remember what I said and get to work. ”

commanded, turned around and left, the slender back was a little sluggish for some reason.

Chen Mushan came out of the store, scolded 10,000 sentences in his heart that the eunuch cat was not a thing and did not keep his promises, and after drinking the coffee leftover cup, he threw it to the side of the road casually, walked two steps, and turned back to pick it up and threw it into the trash.

In the middle of the night, he was asleep when he was woken up by a terrible cat meow and a shrill scratching of the door. When I opened the door barefoot, I saw that it was the big orange, and I didn't know what was going on, and the supple hair was actually scorched by the fire, and I was extremely embarrassed. The neighbors had already run out, they didn't dare to recruit cats, they could only keep scolding, seeing that the cats stopped barking after Chen Mushan came out, the leaders finally couldn't help but scold: "Take care of your cat, it barks like this in the middle of the night, scaring to death, we still have children at home." ”

Chen Mushan glanced coldly at his neighbor, who didn't take much care of his face on weekdays, and didn't bother to explain: "What's the matter, believe it or not, Lao Tzu closed the door and let it continue to call." ”

The neighbor was scolded back by him, and he didn't dare to squeak, they were too familiar with this neighbor, and he was really violent. The house he lives in now was originally a businessman, obsessed with gambling, and lost all his property, and this house was mortgaged to many loan sharks, but then he couldn't turn around, and secretly sold it to the next student in front of him at a low price and ran away. The creditor can't find anyone, so he comes to deduct the house, this kid is not afraid, there is no good word to say hello, he scolds his father and mother when he meets, and he is angry to collect debts, but he does it, the most powerful one, there are more than a dozen strong men with iron rods, and he is stunned that he can't beat anyone, but this posterity excuses that he was beaten and blackmailed the other party for a lot of money. Once, the other party was really scolded by him and took out a knife to scare him. As a result, this kid was clearly able to dodge, but he didn't dodge, but took the initiative to get up, for fear that the other party wouldn't dare to stab, so he was stabbed, and in the end, he got a lot of compensation.

If it weren't for the cat's meow that frightened the child today, who would dare to talk loudly to this master. The neighbor went back to the house in a huff, and did not dare to close the door loudly. The big orange also took advantage of the situation to enter the house, and Chen Mushan raised his foot and kicked it out.

"Where are you hiding?"

"Big guy, help, can you come into the house and say, you're not afraid of your neighbors being suspicious." Tachibana pleaded.

"You think I'll care?" Chen Mushan said with a straight face.

Da Tang was dumbfounded, lying on the ground, not bothering to lick his wounds, trembling and begging: "It's not to save my life, please." ”

Chen Mushan didn't have the slightest sympathy, and said lightly: "Did you do anything for me?" ”

Da Tangerine froze, his heart was as uncomfortable as a needle prick, and his heart said that why is this person so cold, is there no humanity, he is like this, but at this moment he can only find someone to help, prostrate himself, endure severe pain and come to the foot of Chen Mushan, and try to show goodwill: "Yes, I have been doing things for you these days." ”

Chen Mushan turned his ankle, pushed the big orange into the room, closed the mountain door and said, lay down on the sofa and said, "It's about the same, let's say, what's the matter, who to save?" ”

Da Tang was grateful, but he was also afraid that he would regret it, so he quickly told the matter one by one, without hiding anything.

It turned out that the place where the big orange and the owner used to live was a little remote, and there was a Taoist temple next to it, and there was a little female cat in the temple. In the words of Big Orange, the little female cat is a stunning beauty in the cat world, and she naturally admires it. But the little female cat is the same as the pair of old and young Taoist aunts who live in the temple, and she is pure and has few desires, and she doesn't care about it at all. The rats that were painstakingly caught, and the meat stolen from the house was given as a gift, and the little female cat didn't smell it. One plan can't be a plan to regenerate, Da Tang thinks, it's all cats, you can't bypass the natural hair rules, you don't even have the desire to breastfeed, right? It relies on its rough skin and thick flesh to defeat other male cats who climb the wall one by one, and the Taoist temple keeps it for a few kilometers, and every late night, proudly "singing" to show off the charm of their males.

As a result, the little female cat did not react, and when her owner found out, she was ashamed and thought that her pet was blasphemy, so... I was sterilized! Shame on cats!

Later, Da Tang stayed in the restaurant with low self-esteem and never went out again until Chen Mushan appeared. It thinks that if he hugs a thigh, the male will inevitably be vain, so he has the heart to show off in front of the little female cat and regain a little bit of the dignity of the male cat. As a result, it ran to the Taoist temple and learned that the old Taoist aunt in the original temple had just passed away, leaving only a small Taoist aunt. After burying the master, doing the rituals sadly, the little female cat has been with the master, and the big orange has to watch from afar.

But something incredible happened, just tonight, a demon suddenly appeared in the Taoist temple. The monster said that the matter was over, and it had already given the deceased enough face, so let her leave the Taoist temple immediately, otherwise you would be welcome, and the little Taoist aunt refused to obey, so she fought.

"Stop!" Chen Mushan suddenly interrupted, and then asked a very deep question: "How do you know that he is a demon?" ”