Chen Mushan pretended not to hear, held back a bad laugh, took advantage of the dozing orange cat on the card seat not paying attention, hugged it in his arms, and after holding the cat up and down with his hand, he arrogantly held the cat in front of him, and said fiercely: "Little beast, you have been castrated, and you still have the face to talk about me." ”

Perhaps, this is the moment when it is most suspicious of the cat: "You, how can you understand me?" No way? ”

The cat's frightened question, to the ears of others, just screamed, which immediately alarmed the entire restaurant, and immediately a waiter came over: "Sir, please put it down immediately, don't hurt if you don't love it." ”

Chen Mushan glanced at the waiter, and did not intend to stop, and smiled faintly: "You misunderstood, it was happy to see me and took the initiative to play with me." ”

"Active? No way! The waiter said categorically that in his opinion, the vicious expression of the guest in front of him and the way he caught the cat were not good people at first glance.

"Don't believe me? I can prove it to you, kitten, if what I say is true, then wagging my tail three times, remember, it's three times, don't shake too much. ”

Under the watchful eye of the waiter, and under the deterrence of the fierce light in the corner of Chen Mushan's eyes, the poor big orange cat obediently wagged its tail three times.

"This 。。。。。。" The waiter was unbelievable.

"Still not convinced? Kitten, learn to teach him to beckoning the cat and swing its paws. ”

The big orange cat heart said, it's not a good person in front of me, I'd better take the initiative. So he shook his paws, and took the initiative to get into Chen Mushan's hand, enduring the nausea and posing very intimate. Now it was the waiter's turn to doubt life, and he was silent for a long time and said, "Sir, you better put it down, if it is willing to play with you, I... No comment, just please be gentle, it's our boss's baby. ”

Chen Mushan had no choice but to put the cat down, and when he saw the waiter walking away step by step, he continued to say to the cat with a wicked smile: "Little beast, say, is Lao Tzu's humor not?" ”

"Meow, humor!"

Chen Mushan nodded with satisfaction: "It's almost the same, to tell you, if you tell me today's events, I won't let you enter reincarnation." ”

Animals such as cats and dogs are reincarnated in the world to atone for sins or repay gratitude, so they don't have to drink Meng Po soup like people, and the memories of their previous lives are vaguely remembered. The reason why it came to this table was because everything about the underworld in the man's mouth was something he had seen with his own eyes when he was in the underworld, and it was completely true, and he came here out of curiosity. At this moment, thinking back to the plot of his story, and the words he threatened himself, something suddenly came to mind.

"You won't be the emperor, Bodhisattva, when you bet 。。。。。。"

Before he finished speaking, he was slapped hard.

"Little beast, do you want to be scattered?" Chen Mushan's tone was suddenly extremely cold, which reminded the orange cat of the extremely cold hell, shivered all over, and immediately stopped speaking.

Chen Mushan looked at the empty seat opposite, sighed, and immediately thought of something: "Little beast, you know my secret, you shouldn't keep you, and you have broken your roots, in fact, it's not interesting to live." ”

As soon as he heard this, the orange cat suddenly exploded in fright: "Meow, don't, big guy, there is still a little female cat who is willing to be my soul mate, don't worry, I promise not to say half a word." "I was still suspicious just now, but now the big orange cat has confirmed his guess, this fierce god must be the person who has spread all over the underworld.

"It's okay to keep you, then you have to do something for me, how are you doing in the cat world?"

The big orange cat's eyes rolled and understood: "Big guy, do you want me to help you inquire whose girl is in her prime, what her interests are, what her hobbies are, whether she needs comfort, or whose little daughter-in-law is alone in the empty room, and it is easy to get it." Don't worry, I'm also a character in the cat world, and I also have some friendship in the paparazzi world. ”

Chen Mushan was in a sentence, and he couldn't keep his mouth shut: "Little guy, is it very good, forget if you have a family and a room, you can't destroy people's feelings, what about you, just help me pay attention to some good girls with gentle personalities, sweet and generous, listen to their thoughts or something, you know what I mean, right?" Or... Ahem, help me create some opportunities or something, such as making your friends, especially the owner a beautiful girl, the best, let them see me, and take the initiative to come up, so that their owners feel that they are very close to me. Hey, isn't it shameless for me to do this? ”

"No, it's not shameless at all, you are a god with great love to save a depressed girl." Between life and morality, Da Tang decisively gave up the bottom line, and he was afraid that he wouldn't shoot well, of course, it was afraid to do so, and it was very important to know that if the hero of the big event in the underworld in front of him was really the hero, it would not be an exaggeration to say that he was a god.

"Very good, if I can solve my lifelong affairs for my uncle, I will make a good note for you in the merit book. Gotcha, let's go, if there is a situation, go to 302, Block B, Taishan Apartment to find me. ”

"Promise to complete the task, even if I check all the girls to be married in the city for you."

"What, pay attention to the wording."

"Little lady, little lady."

"That's pretty much it."

When I got home, I talked to my mother on the phone for an hour, and discussed in depth the philosophical issues of unfilial piety and three nothings, and thirty years of loneliness, and finally hung up angrily under the blow of my mother's sentence "If you look ugly, take the initiative to lower your requirements".

Chen Mushan, who was physically and mentally exhausted, collapsed on the sofa for a while, looking at the 140-square-meter house that had worked hard all these years but still lived alone, and couldn't help sighing. Finally, he reluctantly walked to the bathroom, washed his face, hesitated, and removed the cloth that covered the mirror.

In the mirror, a handsome and bewitching face couldn't stop smiling.

Chen Mushan's appearance and beauty can't be saved, so the person in the mirror is naturally not him, but it is not accurate to say so, the face in the mirror can also be said to be him, but not all of him.

"You said you, if you really have the ability, let me look like you, I don't have to worry about finding a partner, but you don't have that ability. It's okay if you don't have the ability, you always love to come out and chill me if you have nothing to do, you say, only I can see your broken face, others look at me as ugly as that ugly, there is a fart, I look at you now disgusting, I seriously suspect that you are a shemale. Chen Mushan scolded angrily in the mirror, his words were unceremonious and extremely sarcastic.

The person in the mirror was not angry, but smiled even more happily: "Don't wronged me, others look at you and think you look like Zhong Kui's ugly ghost, but those goblins see you, which one will not be impressed by the charm of this king, Leng pounced up, don't you want to be good, there is one to say, this little girl on the street, no matter how beautiful they are, can there be goblins beautiful?" ”

Anyone who hears these words will be shocked and don't know what to do, but Chen Mushan seems to be used to it.

"Get out of the way, don't you know that those things are in my eyes, either skeletons or brutes, my special mother has no more products, can you get your hands on them?"

"That's no trick, you have to blame those two, the old bald donkey has taken possession of your heavenly soul, the main god of the heavenly soul, so you can directly see the essence of what you see. Zhong Kui's ugly ghost is a little worse, he occupies your earth soul, the main soul of the earth soul, don't you look like him. I want to grab them, but I can't grab them. The man in the mirror looks innocent.

"Xie Zhi, do you want a face? You have not taken my seven spirits to balance them. I really don't know what sins I did in my last life, I offended the three of you, but if there is one less, it's okay, let me be like a god, like a ghost, like a demon, I admit it. ”

The person in the mirror is called Xie Zhi, a demon, but not a shemale, but a veritable demon king. In Chen Mushan's body, there are two more, that is, the old bald donkey and the ugly ghost in Xie Zhi's mouth.

"I have to complain for those two, the Bodhisattva gave you a pair of discerning eyes, because of Zhong Kui, you can check the book of life and death at any time. There is also this king, so that you are invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, you can't hit the car to death, you can't jump off the building, the gods of heaven don't have your ability, be content. Don't talk about it, I'm curious, you kid has endured it for almost thirty years, and you never take the initiative to use the power we gave you unless you are forced to, what's wrong with it now, why are you willing to talk to that cat? Do you know that even if that beast doesn't talk about it, as long as you move your mind, your life will be a different scene in the future. ”

"Hehe, how could you not know." Chen Mushan smiled dismally: "It's rare that you don't call them bald asses and ugly ghosts, why, you don't want to be a demon anymore?" ”

"That's impossible! Little baby, are you prejudiced against us demons? ”

"How dare you! Let me ask you a question, what kind of bet did the Bodhisattva and Zhong Kui make back then, why did they attach themselves to me, and what did they want to prove? Chen Mushan finally asked the doubts that had been haunting him, and for the first time in thirty years, he took the initiative to ask.