Chapter 28: You're Coming, Welcome
Everyone thought that the lack of heart and eye drag racing was crazy.
The dentist rushed in with a wrench to snatch the driver's seat back on the grounds that the macho boss had already handed over the driving rights to himself, but he didn't know that the small universe of the heartless eye exploded, not only snatched the dentist's weapon, but also knocked the dentist to the ground in one fell swoop.
Meng Nan thought this guy was really crazy at the time, but the turn of events soon appeared.
To the west, at the limit of the horizon, on the horizon red by the setting sun, smoke rises, and the sky gradually blends with the earth, and then the blood becomes a piece that is difficult to distinguish.
"Let's go, I think that guy can't control himself. "It's a bit unexpected, the bone man was the first to remind him.
Before getting into the car, Meng Nan looked at the direction of the smoke and dust again, and probably guessed who was coming. Everyone got into the car and didn't sit down, and even the door hadn't closed, and the lack of heart was already impatient to step on the accelerator: "Waaaaaagh!!"
The atmosphere of this drag race is obviously a little different from the previous two.
Except for the unconscious dentist and the anxious and screaming, the other farts looked nervous, and they knew what was going to happen next, so they were scared.
The bone-man had a look on his face that he had long known that the fart spirit was unreliable, he stared at the fart spirit sitting next to his feet and squeezed his fist, and then couldn't help but look at Meng Nan, and finally gave up. He remembered that the fart at his feet seemed to be called a rotten nose, and this kid seemed to value it a lot, and he beat it to death for fear of provoking the stupid Ou Krypton to turn his face.
Lacking his heart and eyes in the wholehearted drag racing, this time the little guy changed his past style, and drove the combat tractor he was driving into a straight missile, straight and indomitable towards the yellow smoke in the west.
The two sides walked in the opposite direction, both speeding up to the extreme, so it only took a short time to see each other and the smoke billowing behind the cars of both sides.
Meng Nan saw through the car window the orc boss holding a big gun in the open-top off-road, and the two racing motorcycles followed closely behind. As for why Meng Nan could recognize the boss sitting in the car at a glance, because the off-road vehicle was welded with a metal battle flag, and the flag was painted with a big red smiling face, which was the symbol item of the clan boss.
There was a sound of metal hitting behind him, Meng Nan turned around and saw that the bone man was opening the roof of the body, and hurriedly asked, "Crazy, what are you going to do?"
"Haha, I don't think these evil boys are here to pick her up. The skeleton man retracted his leaning body and grinned with his head down. "Hey, scumbag, go get me the ammo, hurry up!"
Of course, the scum does not refer to Meng Nan, although he does not admit that Meng Nan is the boss, but he does not dare to call Meng Nan so. He was ordering the rotten nose, according to tradition, the orc's ammunition and materials were almost all carried by the fart, and if the movement was slow, he had to be beaten, in the eyes of the orc brothers, the fart was a slave, and of course the slave had to do these things that were not Waaagh at all.
The rotten nose looked at his boss aggrievedly, uh, his boss nodded in agreement.
agreed that the bone man would call the nose rotten, which was out of Meng Nan's own considerations. As the bone man said, the orcs of the Evil Sun Clan on the opposite side would definitely not hold flowers, carry banners welcoming the leaders to come and inspect, and then honestly shout slogans to welcome their own people.
Traditionally, when we meet for the first time, both sides shout Waaagh in their mouths and talk about a fight.
What's more, Meng Nan was sent here by the rotten gambler captain, the plan is to seize power, and it is his ambition to use his fists to create a green-skinned force of his own, so the first step to do is naturally to deter by force, or even directly kill the boss of the other party, and then successfully seize power by force.
So Meng Nan not only agreed with the bone man to make a bad nose, but he also let go of the rope and pushed open the roof cover on the other side. Leaning out in the bump to check if the cannon on the roof of the car was alive, Meng Nan got back into the car and gave orders to all the farts who had nothing to do.
"Get me moving, move quickly, bring more ammunition to me and the bones, and the slowest ones will have no rations tonight. ”
His words are much better than those of the bone man, and the remaining few farts also moved, no way, these little guys are so lazy.
The car drove fast, the wind on the roof of the car was really whistling wildly, Meng Nan could hardly open his eyes above the station, let alone open his mouth, it was simply impossible to check the cannon. According to his idea, the inspection must be to disassemble the cannon to see if there is mud and sand in the barrel, but he put his face on it and searched for a long time, and found that many parts of the cannon were welded to death!
How can you check the cannon with this manufacturing process, and how can you check it? If you don't go through the inspection, you can fire the cannon directly, and what if it blows up, this cannon shoots an explosive bomb!
Seeing that the distance between the two sides was getting closer and closer, and the other party took the lead in shooting, the gunfire exploded, Meng Nan's heart became more and more anxious, but fortunately, the other party's marksmanship was really stinky, and not a single bullet hit the body.
Knock knock!
Meng Nan's side also made a loud noise all day long, there is no doubt that it was a cannon fired by the bone man, the reason why the word cannon is used is because this guy is really a cannon, and each explosive bullet fired is as thick as an arm, which is far beyond the caliber of ordinary orc guns.
The bone man's marksmanship is also very smelly, or he didn't aim at all, just turned the barrel to aim in a general direction and pulled the trigger, and every time the cannon sounded, he could see his right arm shaking violently, but this guy didn't realize it, just excited WaaaaghWaaagh screamed.
Taking advantage of the fact that there were other fart spirits to carry and reload ammunition for the bone man, Meng Nan bent down and called the rotten nose over.
"Rotten nose, I ask you, how did the bone man check the cannon. ”
"Check?" Rotten Nose looked at his boss in great surprise, as if he had never known him. "Macho boss, don't I just shoot the cannon directly? As long as it doesn't explode, it means that the inspection is qualified." ”
Forgot about this stubble...... Meng Nan thumped his head: "No matter, if you can fire it directly, it shouldn't blow up!"
Thinking so, he grabbed a long chain from his feet and put it into the loading port, and before he could pull the trigger, he heard the skeleton man who was hitting Waaagh roaring: "Waaaaaaa!
When he was still on the Black Springboard in the past, he hid and even dared to provoke the captain of the bad gambler, sometimes this guy is really crazy.
Of course, Meng Nan was not happy after hearing this, what is the snot essence, it is a subspecies of orcs that is not even as good as the fart essence, if the fart spirit is the slave of the orc, then the snot spirit is the slave of the fart spirit, and the status is almost on the same level as Sgurge.
This is unbearable!