This is a very good talk, what a professor of electricity.

Could it be that the current level of charlatans is so high-end?

Or is it that we have lost our eyes, this Xia Ziwen is really immortal, he has an adventure, according to him, he met the guidance of the old immortal, and then got a thunderbolt spell?

Contemporary Electrotherapy Qigong Masters?

I didn't move, lay on the bed, stretched comfortably, and said, "Master Xia, you won't really be the Heavenly Thunder Gong, right?" Does Lei Gong also talk about science? ”

"What is thunder and not thunder, it is all feudal superstition, this is the age of science, the end of science is theology, and it also has its own basis, but the current science cannot explain it."

Xia Ziwen said with a straight face.

I was stunned, except for the embarrassing Mandarin of the countryman, this theory is the first to be the truth, and even I, who is doing yin, feel very organized.

I was quite comfortable with this electricity, and his fingertips began to massage back and forth with the palm of his hand behind my back slowly, and a tingling sensation permeated my whole body, relieving fatigue.

It seems that it is false to say that the treatment of cancer and AIDS is false, but it really has a little refreshing massage effect.

I said, "Master, is there any other use for this electrotherapy qigong of yours?" ”

"Yes, I'll give you a manicure." Xia Ziwen said: "Electricity is used to burn you, and electricity changes your magnetic field, changes your soul, and makes you temperamental, charming, and popular." ”

Come on.

All of a sudden, it lured to the point.

I said, "I'm interested in nail art, so master, get me one and change my magnetic field?" ”

Xia Ziwen said no problem.

I said there was a template for me to see?

"It's the one I have in my hand, and I have it on my finger, whatever you want." Master Xia stretched out five fingers, each finger was that strange dragon pattern,

I nodded.

I can see that the five fingers and the five clawless and scaleless dragon patterns are indeed five ghost thorn diagrams, or ghost totems, which have Yin Chong, but what is the specific effect, I don't know, I have to take a look.

I'm looking forward to it.

The first time I met a fellow tattoo artist, although this tattoo artist was different, but I saw his yin art with my own eyes.

Next, I was so shocked that I was numb.

It seems that the meridians are really opened, and the stimulation of acupuncture points with electric shocks seems to have similar effects.

When the electricity was over, I said, "Master Xia, this experience business is also done, why don't you get me this nail tattoo first?"

"The electrotherapy service just now was a free experience, but now, it's time to collect money." Master Xia said: "Three thousand pieces of one nail, generally ten nails work best. ”

I was stunned.

Isn't this a black shop?

A picture the size of a fingernail will collect 3,000 yuan? It's not permanent yet, the nails grow out and cut off, and there is no such thing.

I laughed, "Master Xia, isn't this charge too expensive?" ”

"Expensive? It's too expensive to go to other places, my electrotherapy qigong, you have also experienced it just now. Xia Ziwen said with a straight face: "This is to use my bioelectricity, generate work, and use the internal force electricity for you to brand, which consumes a lot of internal force." ”

Internal force?

I was stunned, and said with a smile: Nacheng, give me a tattoo to try it.

"Just one tattoo? No way, I've got at least one hand tattoo and five tattoos! in order to have the effect of changing the magnetic field of the human body. He held out five fingers.

I was dumbfounded.

This is a sudden tattoo of five nail covers, one three thousand, five ten thousand?

It's not that cheap.

It was the first time I saw such a black-hearted peer, and this qigong electrotherapy master was not necessarily a peer, according to the saying, it was when he fell into a fish pond and was electrocuted, and he suddenly became a so-called qigong master.

"If you don't have a tattoo, you don't believe in my craftsmanship, you can leave!" Xia Ziwen raised his head proudly.

"Tattoo, I tattoo, isn't it fifteen thousand?"

I took out my phone and scanned the QR code on the table.

It's the first time I've paid someone to get a tattoo for me, and today I must come up with a sign to see how he does this electric tattoo.

And this tattoo is on the nail, it is disposable, and it will be fine if the nail is cut off, and there is no fear of any accidents.

Seeing that the money had arrived, Master Xia said to me, "Yes, then I'll do this manicure for you." ”

He pulled out a small cardboard box and asked me to put my hand into the round hole in the cardboard box, and then he covered it with the cardboard box before he began to get the tattoo.

I was a little disappointed if I didn't show him how he got the tattoo, but when I put my hand in the tattoo, there was a little bit of a huge tingling sensation from my nails, and it took more than ten minutes.

"Alright, a fingernail, you've got it done." He asked me to stick my finger out.

I looked.

On the nail cover, a pair of ordinary ink lotus pictures are tattooed crookedly, barely able to have a little ability to promote love, beautiful is very beautiful.

I was stunned:

This dog's day, this tattoo skill level is speechless, and sure enough, all four fingers are tattooed with ordinary pictures, making black money, and only one finger can tattoo a tattoo with real effect.........

I endured it in my heart, I could only let him put his picture on it first, and I was not afraid of how terrible the picture was, after all, the nail cover was grown, and his picture was disposable.

I said, "Brother, I really like the strange-shaped dragon in your hand, why don't you tattoo me five of this?" ”

Xia Ziwen didn't seem to expect me to say this, and his face changed, "This is not something that ordinary people can bear, I can only tattoo this for you." ”

I was silent for a moment.

Sure enough, it has an effect, and only gives people a tattoo.

I said, "Yes, go ahead and tattoo me with the remaining four fingers." ”

"Reach in, and I'll tattoo a second finger with you."

The second picture is a crappy koi fish.

In the third picture, when it was the turn of the middle finger, it was the turn of the strange dragon without claws and scales.

This picture is clearly a ghost thorn picture, and with the tattoo artist's lame skills, it took twice as long as before for me to reach out of the cardboard box.

I looked at this small ink painting on my middle finger, frowned, and experienced it for a moment, and I vaguely felt the effect.

It turns out that this is a harmful ghost worship and luck map, which is very vicious.

In the Yin line, it is said that the ten fingers are connected to the heart, the tongue is ventilated, and the fingertip blood and the tongue tip blood are called essence blood, which is often used to bite and ward off evil spirits, and this picture is tattooed on the nail cover of the fingertips, sucking the blood of people's fingertips.

Raising the little ghost in the fingernail cover, using the blood supply of the fingertips, can naturally help the luck......

"If you're done, I'll tattoo the remaining two fingers for you." Xia Ziwen said: "Make sure your magnetic field changes, but cut off the nails that have grown out, and put the nails back to me." ”

I was stunned, put my nails in front of my eyes and slowly observed, and said, "When the pattern on the nails grows out and is cut off, you will recycle them, and use the nails and the little ghosts inside to do some terrible vaginal vector to harm people?" Or do you continue to get tattoos on someone else? ”

"Who are you?" Xia Ziwen's face changed.

Miao Qianqian ignored him and asked me, "Brother Xiaoyou, do you understand?" ”

I said very calmly: Well, there are some signs.

"Now that we've got a tattoo, let's do it." Miao Qianqian yawned and looked down at her watch.

"You guys.... What does that mean? Xia Ziwen's face turned pale, and when he listened to our words, he completely felt that something was wrong.

I stood up, took off all my disguises, yawned, raised my eyebrows, and began to say bluntly: "Tell me, who taught you this nasty tattoo trick, and what is the principle of your bioelectricity?" ”

"Shit, wrong-finding bastard!" Xia Ziwen turned his head, no longer caring about the face of any master, and ran away.

Boom!

Xiaoqing jumped, went up and kicked the person to the ground.

I looked at Xia Ziwen screaming on the ground, slowly sat back in the chair, fiddled with the tattoo patterns on my nails, felt that this one was really weird, and said, "Your grandmother came to us and said that you have been harming people recently." ”

"You!? You're yin, aren't you? Xia Ziwen was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said, "Hmph! I see that you are kind, and I advise you not to get involved in this matter, it is not for you to interfere, and leave quickly. ”

I shook my head: Xiaoqing, grab him.

An ordinary person, or a strange yin art who doesn't know where it comes from, what are you afraid of him?

"Underestimate me? What do you think..... Am I a vegetarian? Xia Ziwen's eyes showed a touch of cruelty, and he suddenly stretched out his finger to his lips, biting the tip of his tongue and fingertips, blood was filled, and a hazy black mist slowly appeared in the pattern of his nails.

"No, stop him."

Miao Qianqian's face changed, and the little white fox wanted to pounce, but it was too late, and a cold and gloomy voice sounded in the room, crying wolf with a resentful ghost.

In an instant, ten terrifying ghosts poured out from the ten fingers, turning into ten black satin dragons and rushing towards us.