Ten Oni Chong flew out of his fingernails....

Hahaha!

Xia Ziwen laughed, opened his teeth and claws, and said viciously: How is it? I'm afraid, why don't you retreat quickly?

I was stunned and slowly opened my mouth: Xiaoqing.....

"Understood!" Xiaoqing jumped in a jump, dodged in front of the atmospheric master, took out a peach pit with his backhand, and smashed it on his palm.

Wow –

A large amount of black mist rolls over.

The ghost on the ten fingers instantly let out a terrible scream, and disappeared dimly.

"What the hell, so fancy?" Xiaoqing snorted.

"! Where did the little monster come from. Xia Ziwen ran away.

Boom!

"Still want to run?"

Miao Qianqian rushed up and knocked the person to the ground with one kick.

"Ouch hey! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Xia Ziwen screamed, as if he had been kicked to his old waist, and struggled to get up.

His face sank, and he showed the appearance of a master, and said in a deep voice: "Hmph! It turned out to be a few juniors who were quite a little virtuous! But you're not afraid of my fingertip ghosts, but aren't you afraid of my Maoshan vein's solemn palm thunder - Thunder Fa-rectification? Don't retreat quickly, or I'll ......"

I touched my nose and said: Master Xia, the few little ghosts you raised are very good-looking, majestic and domineering, but they are too weak to look good, this kind of ghost trick is good to deceive others, but it is ..... for us

"Since Ghost Chong can't suppress you and other juniors, look at me Thunder Fa-rectification!" Xia Ziwen raised his hand, flipped his palm, and rushed towards us, and in the electric light, he suddenly took out two electric shockers from under his armpits.

Zizizizi!

The blue arc flashes.

Me: "......."

said that he used his palm thunder yin technique, but as a result, he took out two electric shock devices from under his armpits, is there such a scientific thunder method....

"Xiaoqing, be careful!" I couldn't help but scream, no matter how strong my physical fitness is, as long as it is a living creature, I am also afraid of electricity.

Xiaoqing reacted so quickly, she had often seen Miao Qianqian take out this thing and sneak attack people, so she naturally knew the stakes and was already prepared.

Ha!

Before I could finish speaking, the little girl jumped into the air like an ape, and smashed the two electric shockers down with a backhand knife.

"Oops, hey!" Xia Ziwen fell to the ground again.

Xia Ziwen rolled on a donkey, struggled to get up, turned his head and wanted to run, but was kicked over by Miao Qianqian.

I think this guy is quite tenacious.

I smiled, looked at the qigong master who was kicked over on the ground, and said, "Our electrotherapy qigong master, open the skylight and say something bright, how can you, a qigong with fingertip discharge, take out two electric shockers from under your armpit?" ”

"Be honest!" Miao Qianqian kicked him.

Xia Ziwen's face turned pale, and he was kicked by Miao Qianqian and rolled on the ground before he fell into decadence, and all of them were explained, "I said I said, I said.... Ouch hey, stop fighting, stop fighting. ”

Miao Qianqian stopped punching and kicking.

"What the hell is going on?" I said in my heart that this person also didn't shed tears when he saw the coffin.

"It's a little trick, how can people discharge? I put an electric shock under my armpit and turned on the minimum voltage to power my arm, and then I conducted the electricity to the tips of my fingers and electrocuted you. ”

I was stunned and said, how can my fingers be discharged? It turned out that there were two electric shockers hidden in the armpits.

I had doubts again and said, "The electric shocker, the smallest voltage level must have a voltage of sixty or seventy volts, why are you not afraid of being electrocuted?" ”

"Some people are born with a special physique, such as natural resistance, are not afraid of electricity, now the Guinness Book of Records holder Serbia Pajkic, can withstand 20,000 volts, there is a guy in India, can withstand 10,000 volts, and we China, Henan Zhengzhou, there is a lady named Yao Yanjing, can withstand more than 500 volts, on the Guinness World in Shanghai..... Of course, this is a minority, and most people, who have not been exposed to high-voltage electricity by chance, do not know their resistor constitution. ”

Xia Ziwen confessed.

He said that after he fell into the fish pond that time, he was electrocuted, but he did not die, but he found that his physique was not naturally afraid of electricity, and he passed his own test and found that the voltage he was subjected to was not too high, only 130 volts, and that one gave him a stun, but he was not electrocuted.

That's why he came up with the idea, clamp the electric shocker in the armpit, clamp the armpit and press the switch, and the current can be followed from the arm to the fingertips, and the current can be used to give people electrotherapy, and through the resistance of his arm, the current becomes very weak.

"It turned out to be a liar." Miao Qianqian understood this principle, and said speechlessly: "Then I also hide the electric shocker, and I can also use the thunder spell." ”

I said to my heart, can you use your own arm as a conductor discharge under your armpit?

I turned my head and said, "What about the nail imps with ten fingertips?" ”

"It's all a trick used to deceive people, it looks exaggerated, but it's actually to scare people away." Xia Ziwen's head hung down, his nose was blue and his face was swollen.

I said: What about the nails given to me?.

"It's carved with this." He pulled out a pen-shaped object.

"Mom, soldering iron?"

Miao Qianqian was dumbfounded for a moment, and said in surprise: "You use an electric soldering iron to engrave and tattoo on people's fingernails?" ”

"This is my special one." He whispered: "The electrified carbon ink 2B pencil can be engraved on the nails, but it hurts the nails very much, and it is easy to get nail fungus." ”

God's special nail fungus.

I was stunned for a moment, I couldn't laugh or cry, and this way of getting a tattoo.

This qigong master is right: the end of his theology is all science!

Miao Qianqian was also amused by anger and said, "Bastard! It's in vain that I'm so happy, it turns out that you are a charlatan! Just pretending that the qigong master is cheating money and sex, have you harmed hundreds of girls? How much life-saving money has been defrauded of seriously ill patients in the treatment of cancer and AIDS? ”

"No, I'm a good person, I didn't hurt anyone, I really didn't hurt anyone, I just made money to support my family, I beg you.... Leave me alone. Xia Ziwen softened and begged for mercy with a dead face.

"Good fart!"

Miao Qianqian scolded in a low voice: "Let me tell you, your mother has been squatting in front of your store for half a month, and the beautiful guests who come in for massage every day have left with flushed faces. And wanted me to take off my clothes. ”

"No, it's not me.... I'm not cheating, I've never violated them. Xia Ziwen quibbled.

"Nonsense! Don't be ignorant.... The old grandmother told me, how rich the old man's experience is, those girls have sore legs and feet, and it is clear that the afterglow is flushed after excitement, you bastard, only the female guests who come to the door, have been harmed.... Otherwise, how could your mother be so angry that she felt that it was a shame for her family and didn't dare to tell us? Miao Qianqian's eyes widened.

"No...."Xia Ziwen's eyes lowered, and he quickly explained: I just ..... Just give them electroshock therapy and massage them with their fingers..... I went to have an electrotherapy massage, and those girls were very happy, trembling all over, saying that they were more exciting than their boyfriends. ”

Miao Qianqian was stunned for an instant, and was so frightened by this that she couldn't speak, "You actually use your hands!?" ”

With your hands .... I looked at Xia Ziwen's fingernails, there was a ghost hidden on it, I was afraid that it didn't go in to absorb the yang energy of women?

I was drenched in a cold sweat and said, "You use the so-called electroshock therapy, pretending to be a master, not only cheating money, deceiving people to make money with tattoos, but also using your hands to suck the yang energy of the girls in the name of massage?" ”

Xia Ziwen did not speak.

In this way, it is a tacit acquiescence, my heart is instantly cold, although it is said that ghosts worship and absorb people's yang energy, mostly through men and women's affairs, is there still this way of absorbing people's yang energy?

It's really all kinds of ghosts, each showing their magical powers.

This Xia Ziwen's doorway is in hand.

I said, "What the hell, tell me about it, you are so harmful, are you worthy of your mother who has always loved you?" I'm giving you a chance to mend your ways. ”

"I.... I don't want to. ”

Xia Ziwen suddenly howled and screamed, as if he had been hit by us and completely collapsed.

I ask you where your tattoo came from?

Xia Ziwen was completely decadent, and under being punched and kicked by us, he talked about a very bizarre and terrifying incident that happened last year.