Chapter 20: A War of Tongues
Ella's water had also stopped for more than half a month, and there was not a drop of water in the eight or nine days before Xiao Ye's arrival. She was able to survive until Xiao Ye appeared, relying purely on her professional skills and undeserved luck.
Because of her professional relationship, she will subconsciously analyze and understand all the buildings, and she has studied the place where she lives in depth. After being trapped at home after the apocalypse, she thought that the first to fourth floors of her house were a small shopping mall, and directly below the house she lived was a small shop selling imported snacks.
She couldn't break through the thick cement layer, but she found another way to smash open the kitchen drain, and then there was a circular window with a diameter of 30 centimeters leading straight into the small shop, and under the ceiling were the shelves. If the entrance to the cave is not opened, of course, people will not be able to climb down, so she makes a long net with clothes poles and laundry screens, and obtains supplies from small shops with cans of drinks and packets of biscuits to maintain her life.
Therefore, knowledge changes fate, and sometimes a little luck can really save lives. Of course, the small shops always had limited goods, and drinking water was scarce, and it was quickly drunk after the water was cut off. A few days ago, the videos and drinks she could get were gone.
Fortunately, Xiao Ye appeared to save her, so that she finally did not worry about eating and drinking. But even if Xiao Ye had pried open the house on this floor, he could only find a few buckets of pure water left. It's okay to let her wipe her body and wash her face at night, but it's impossible for her to bathe with more and more precious drinking water.
It's not because of the problem of how much water can be found, but let Xiao Ye desperately sweep a few floors, and then bring back buckets of water, just to give her a bath? Which big star does she think she is? It's so powerful, let her wash it by air.
Since the rooftop water tank was empty, Xiao Ye hadn't really taken a shower for a long time.
Today, when she heard that Xiao Ye was going to the water station to get a battery car, her mind suddenly thought that sufficient water and sufficient transportation capacity are equivalent to being able to take a good bath......
So this crooked girl's brain circuit is different from ordinary people.
Originally, Xiao Ye explained to her that it was not impossible to use an electric car to transport some water back to give her a bath, but when she heard her say that it was not a bath, but a bath, Xiao Ye stopped doing it again: "No!" Can you give those buckets of water to wash your hair and take a bath, take a bath? How much water does that have to waste? You're insane, or am I stupid. ”
Who knows, the crooked fruit girl didn't rush with him, but just counted with him with her fingers: "Think about it, in fact, taking a bath is more water-efficient than taking a bath." Seeing that Xiao Ye didn't stop herself, she continued to count with satisfaction: "After I finish taking a bath, you can continue to soak, you take out a part of it to wash your clothes after soaking, and the rest is for Ke Fei and Xiao Gongju to soak, and then use it to rinse your hands after you finish soaking, is it more economical than taking a bath?" ”
What people said made sense, but Xiao Ye was speechless......
It's just, it's just, how does it seem that something is wrong?
Nodding blankly, he thought about what was wrong for a long time, and suddenly Xiao Ye woke up: "Why do I want you to soak in the water I worked so hard to bring back?" No, I'll soak you first and then soak it! ”
Ella gently hugged Xiao Ye's arm and said, "Why are you so stingy, what's wrong with letting me soak first?" Water and cars are what I think of. ”
Xiao Ye is clean and self-conscious, and will never give in. Dong Shi Sajiao's offensive failed: "No! You're evolving, and your whole body will lose hair~ Dead skin~ And you haven't taken a shower for so long, if you want me to soak behind you, absolutely not! Huh~~ It's disgusting. "Think about Ella getting goosebumps all over her body when she went into the bathroom and saw a pool of muddy water.
The little stubborn crooked fruit girl didn't give an inch: "I'll rub my ...... with water before I go in the bath" As she spoke, her gaze at Xiao Ye gradually became cunning, and the dark blue without eyebrows (from light blue to dark blue after evolution) pupils gradually dilated, and her eyes were bent into a crescent moon, and she whispered and seduced: "Why don't we wash together, you ~ help ~ me ~ rub ~ back ~"
People said to rub their backs, Xiao Ye rubbed them, and he didn't know where he wanted to rub them, and he almost didn't have a mouth and nose bleed.
Suddenly, there was a burst of annoyance in my heart, it was the Pure Heart Demon Removal Mantra: 'There is Amitabha Buddha in the south, I want to tell your wife. There is Amitabha Buddha in the south, I want to tell your wife ......'
After receiving the prompt sound, Xiao Ye immediately looked at his nose and nose, and looked upright: "Good~~No~ Not good!" Forget it, you soak first. "Uncle pervert who molested others in his spirit was defeated!
Seeing that the weak were retreating, the white snake did not chase and fight, and snickered for a while, before he said: "I think before you go to the water station, you can go to the outdoor goods store downstairs to find some equipment to take advantage of, didn't your hand axe fall?" ”
The ancients said: One person counts short, two people count long. The truth is also ......
Xiao Ye is as good as a stream and acts decisively.
Soon put on the equipment, take the battle pet Ke Fei, and prepare to attack the new dungeon.
The logistics lady hugged the little thrush in her arms, leaned against the door, and said softly: "Come back early~ Wait for you~ Rub ~ Bath ~ Oh ~"
Xiao Ye's mind was full of thoughts. Well? Did Sun Wukong fight the White Bone Spirit or the White Snake Spirit? Is it the White Snake Essence or the White Bone Essence that Fahai received? Forget it, it's all white goblins, and it's been collected......
The head was thinking wildly, swaying and swaying all over the body, and when he went down the stairs, he stepped on the air, and finally grabbed the handrail, controlled his balance and did not fall to death.
Turn an evil fire into power, use the crowbar as a golden hoop stick, and treat the more than 20 zombies blocking the road as a ...... Huh~ It's disgusting.
All in all, Xiao Ye is full of energy, and a crowbar is swept away by his dancing tiger, and the tricks cannot leave the head of the zombie. These zombies have never evolved, which is the hands and feet of their father and son. It's a breeze to clear a simple dungeon and break into the outdoor store to reap the loot.
Pull the floodgates to prevent sneak attacks, kill the boss and don't give money.
Not to mention, this store is really not small, the shop area is sixty or seventy square meters, maybe it is a small shopping mall with high floors, and the rent is relatively cheap. But there are a lot of things sold, and all of them are good brands. I have to say that the boss is quite good at business. I know that the neighborhoods around here are all middle- and high-income people, and the things sold are not the top expensive goods, but also take the high-end boutique route. It's cheap now, Xiao Ye, a big poor ghost who lives in a petty bourgeois district. Before putting it, the most he could do was to go to Taobao to find the cheapest goods after reading it.
Now! Wow Ka Ka ~~ Desert Boat Carbon Fiber Easy to Foldable Multi-person Tent, Sleeping Bag Mine!
Big Bird brand outdoor multi-functional jacket, jacket, quick-drying t-shirt, mine!
Freedom fighter goggles, windscreens, tactical goggles, my!!
Titan's combat boots, tactical belts, combat gloves, my!! Mine~ is all mine.
The poor ghost of the dead house is like a devil entering the village, and when he sees a good one, he immediately takes it off and puts it on.
Soon he was dressed in new gear from head to toe, fiddling with his new headlights in front of the fitting mirror, and straightening his tactical belt. Finally, I flicked the crowbar a few times and tried a new tactical half-finger fighting glove, which is indeed much better than the stab-proof glove, and the protection of the palm of the hand is also very good without slipping. The exposed half finger can be used more flexibly, as long as you are careful, avoiding the exposed finger without injury should not be a big problem. At least there will be no more situations where the weapon cannot be pulled out because it is too slippery to get stuck on the enemy.
Once with a firewood knife, once with a hand axe, and there have been two cases where the weapon has been taken off, Xiao Ye attaches great importance to it.
Dear, it's really not that I see something different, nor is it that 'people are not as good as new, and clothes are not as good as before.' Don't think so, I love you absolutely. Changing equipment is just to survive better, and only by surviving and getting stronger can I ...... You know......
Xiao Ye is very satisfied with the series of gains in the wearable category, although they are only outdoors, not a better military uniform series, which is a bit imperfect, but the advantage is that the quantity is more and the quality is good, and the various colors and functions add up to more than a dozen sets of equipment. The most used paratrooper rope bracelet allowed it to find a large box, more than fifty pieces.
You can use it how you like, and you can tie the white snake whatever you want......
Purify the heart and remove the demon mantra: 'There is Amitabha Buddha in the south, I will tell your wife. ’
It's crooked, it's crooked......
Now the biggest problem is still weapons, looking at the dozen or so outdoor multi-functional knives with a total length of no more than 30 centimeters displayed on the weapon rack, and then look at a few unopened tactical daggers, dog-legged knives, and firewood knives next to them...... It's better to take a risk and get the axe back.
Who makes their country particularly strict in arms control, this is not a United States country, and it really can't be too demanding.
Xiao Ye's arrangement today was to clean up the outdoor shop, take the necessary equipment, and immediately transfer to the war property management office to get a car to carry water. Now that the weapon was not available, he had to hit the hand axe lying in front of the pet store again.
In the end, it was decided to go home with some of the supplies first, and then discuss it in detail.
In line with the two concepts that thieves don't go empty and what they take home is a good thing, Xiao Ye carried two big backpacks on each of his chest, anyway, his current physical strength is nothing, and even Ke Fei has a medium-sized backpack on his body. In addition to outdoor supplies and ZIPPO gasoline, several food stores, grocery stores, and pharmacies were also looted.
As for why I went to the grocery store, of course, it was because I had to pick up some of the girls' monthly wing products.
Secretly, when Ke Fei couldn't see it, Xiao Ye put a few boxes of certain products with the word D and the advertising words 'Super Cool Feeling' written on them into the backpack on his chest, with various flavors and models.
Dear, you know, the new outdoor trio, Vaseline, Aunt Towel and condom. What the? You don't understand? I'll explain it to you,
Sanitary napkins: can be used as insoles, powerful dehydrating breathers, large band-aids, diarrhea can also be used as temporary diapers, not much to explain, everyone understands.
Vaseline: Needless to say, it's a very useful medicine in itself. Keeps skin hydrated and prevents dryness. The taste is very light, and people with alcohol allergies like Xiao Ye can also use it. If necessary, it can also be used as a lubricant, don't think about it, it is used for blisters on the feet.
Condom:
The first can be used as a waterproof bag (tens of billions of active cells can't be broken, and everyone knows how good the sealing is).
The second can be used as a water bag (a small one can hold at least 500 liters of water, ready to use right out of the bag. What the? Unhygienic? Are you stupid, haven't you ever seen anyone chew gum? It's terrible to be uneducated, people are hygienic! )
Third, it can be used as a banding belt, with large wounds, bleeding is not stopped. If you have to tie your hands and feet to play S~~ Well, don't talk about this, in short, there is no limit to creativity, everyone uses their brains, and there are more surprising uses waiting for everyone to explore.
See, I'm really just trying to survive, and I don't have some bad intentions.
When Xiao Ye returned to Ella's house with four packs on his back and two buckets of 2.5-liter Coke and Sprite in his left hand, Ella further showed an unusual brain circuit, and didn't ask Xiao Ye why he turned back.
I saw that the first time she opened the door was to help Ke Fei untie her backpack, block the door and prevent Xiao Ye from entering the door, and scolded angrily: "You are abusing your son, believe it or not, I will sue you." If it's such a heavy thing, I'm not afraid of crushing it, oh~ Poor baby, come and kiss it. ”
Xiao Ye rolled her eyes and said calmly: "It's over, if you want to be a stepmother, you want to be crazy." Tsk, who deceived this exaggerated acting skills. Son up~"
Ke Fei really saw through the performance of the White Snake Spirit, picked up his backpack and entered the house, and obediently made way for his father.
The little trick of buying Ke Fei was seen through, and Ella did not blush or give up, and made a grimace at Xiao Ye's back. Closing the door, he first unzipped his schoolbag, and then asked Xiao Ye what good things he brought back.
Xiao Ye was generous and didn't hide it at all, and told Ella all the gains one by one, including the bag on her chest.
took out a pack of pickled pepper phoenix feet that he hadn't eaten for a long time, poured two cups of Coke and handed one to Ella. Meimei gnawed a few phoenix claws before complaining: "The outdoor goods store doesn't have any weapons at all, and I have to go back and pick up the hand axe after a while." ”
Ella also likes to eat spicy phoenix feet, but unfortunately she has no teeth now, so she can only look at it and drool. I don't know if I was thinking about something, or if I was distracted when I looked at the phoenix claws, I looked at Xiao Ye fixedly.
After waiting for a while, Xiao Ye didn't hear a response, so he saw Ella's pitiful gluttony and asked, "Want to eat?" ”
The silly girl nodded dumbly.
deliberately stretched out the phoenix claws in front of her, twisted a few times, and said cheaply: "Come, eat, bite down, bite." The thrill of revenge made him feel comfortable.
Let you be a snake spirit disease Lao Tzu almost fell down the stairs, I can't kill you!!
The Scorpio man is holding grudges, what's the matter?
However, sometimes snake essence disease is really unoffended, and a gluttonous foodie and snake essence disease can not afford to offend.
Ella swooped down on Xiao Ye, holding the man's head tightly with both hands, and her big mouth covered his mouth at once. The snake letter swam into the depths of his mouth with lightning speed, and the slippery thing was like a violent wind sweeping the earth, instantly removing the bones in Xiao Ye's mouth and chewing it, and before he could swallow all the phoenix claws in his esophagus.
This time, it's Xiao Ye's turn to stay, and there is this kind of divine operation? Who knows what I just went through? Are you a professional?
Fan Pozi is really arrogant, she doesn't dislike it at all, she is proud, she pretends to chew a few bites before slowly swallowing the food that should be Xiao Ye. After taking a sip of Coke, he licked his lips unsatisfactorily: "It tastes good." "That's very proud, very wicked.
In the battle of words, the otaku is completely defeated......
Pure Heart Purifying Demon Mantra: 'Nan no Amitabha, don't tell my wife. ’