8. I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!

Ye Fei was actually very surprised, she didn't understand why her good sister would have a quarrel with the weirdos she picked up, pillow slippers were flying all over the sky, and there was even the possibility of cutting each other with kitchen knives.

"Leaf, come here." The girl pulled Ye Fei behind her, put on a posture and confronted the monkey: "Get out of here, otherwise don't blame me for being polite." ”

"Come on, come on, I still don't believe it." The monkey opened his coat to reveal his blue pants: "I have only one pants left, see how you are not polite to me." ”

"I'll cut you little dingding!"

"I'm going to blow you up...... You don't have it either!! ”

Seeing that the scolding war had gone in the direction of the downstream, Ye Fei wanted to step forward to play a round, but ...... It seems that they can't interject at all, the two of them are already in a manic state, and they can't listen to others at all.

This woman is none other than the girl who was kicked by a monkey last night and stripped naked. She was still dressed in monkey clothes, dirty, and had nosebleeds on her face, just like the heroic and murderous female assassin she had done last night.

The wound on her face was kicked by the monkey, and the coat was also stripped off by the monkey, and she also stole the monkey's clothes, and the two compartments were offset, but the resentment of that kick was too deep, after all, she was a beautiful girl, and after being kicked in the face, of course her heart was broken......

Now the enemy is called a red eye, but the monkey found a detail, yesterday's kick was not light, the bridge of the nose bone was broken, but today it seems that her injuries are all healed, except for a little dirty on the face, there is no trace of injury.

"Yezi, how did he find here?" The girl didn't speak politely at all: "This guy is a pervert!" ”

"Hey? Am I perverted? Okay, okay, I'm perverted, no matter how perverted I am, I haven't killed ......"

Before the monkey could say anything, the girl was already screaming and pounced...... But it was the head-on kick that greeted her.

This kick was not as heavy as yesterday, but it also made her fly sideways, and her nosebleed on the ground, and the monkey stepped forward without saying a word, grabbed her clothes, and took off the girl on the ground for the second time.

"Damn, you steal Lao Tzu's shoes too." The monkey took off his coat and changed into his own clothes in full view: "If I don't give you some color, you really don't know why the flowers are so red." ”

At this time, the eight big words punctuated on the back of the girl, "Eight folds for the night, send beer" were clearly revealed, and the monkey laughed, pointed to the ground and said, "Look at your little sample." ”

In fact, the grievances between the two of them were easy to solve, but the trouble was Ye Fei, she didn't know what happened at all, let alone why the good sisters came back in this weird person's clothes, and she didn't know why they were tense as soon as they met.

"Good, good, you're amazing." The girls on the ground got up, ignoring the fact that their clothes and pants were taken off, and sneered with their waists crossed: "We're not finished." ”

"Jiangang...... What the hell is going on. ”

"I'm going to kill this bastard!"

"Jiangang? Hahahaha, this little slut is called Jiangang? How can any woman be called by that name. The monkey laughed out loud, "Your parents must hate you very much." ”

"Lao Tzu's name is Jiangang, do you have an opinion? I warn you, if you dare to touch a single hair of my leaves, Lao Tzu's skin will be picked off for you. ”

"Ouch, I'm so scared." The monkey walked up to Ye Fei and directly pulled her hair down: "Look, this is longer than sweat hair, you bite me?" ”

Just when these two people were fighting like mentally retarded, Xiaohong in the monkey's ears suddenly shouted: "Jiangang! It's Jiangang, you ask her if it's Cheng Jiangang! You're crazy, it's important to get down to business. ”

When the monkey heard this, he slapped his head: "Hey, little." Your name is Jiangang, right? ”

"Lao Tzu Xing will not change his name, sit and sit and not change his surname!" After she finished speaking, she glanced at Ye Fei, and stared at the monkey with righteous indignation and fierce eyes: "What did you do to my daughter-in-law!" ”

"What your daughter-in-law, what did I do. If it weren't for Lao Tzu, she would have been last night. The monkey didn't care about Ye Fei's mood at all, and opened his mouth to come: "At that time, the pants were pushed to the knees, so I almost pushed it in hard." Don't talk nonsense, are you called Cheng Jiangang? ”

"Yo, that's good. Little slut, who even knows the name of Lao Tzu? ”

Sure enough! The monkey's heart fluttered, and a premonition quietly rose that he was looking for Jiangang...... I'm afraid there's no one else, it's this crazy woman with an abnormal brain.

"Enough!" Ye Fei clenched his fists beside him and shouted with all his strength, but he looked powerless: "Are you enough!" ”

After speaking, she stood between the monkey and Jiangang, and tears flowed down: "You are all good people......"

"He's a good guy? Phew! ”

"It's not your turn to say that, is it? You've eaten too much, aren't you? ”

"You want to fight?" Sister Jiangang picked up the kitchen knife on the ground: "I really think I can't cure you?" ”

"I'm afraid of you, joke. When your father and I were making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, your grandfather was still a microbe. ”

The second conflict was about to break out, but at this moment, Ye Fei suddenly squatted on the ground and cried. The crying was pitiful, at first it was a muffled cry, and then it turned into a howling cry, and the tears dripped down the fingers, and in a short time a small puddle formed on the ground.

Speaking of which, the monkey doesn't pity the jade, but Ye Fei, this girl, is actually a very good little girl, but there is no need to stab her, although it will not comfort people, but it is not difficult to stand next to pick the nose.

"What's wrong with my daughter-in-law?" Jiangang's sister didn't bother to pay attention to the monkey, threw the kitchen knife aside, squatted down and hugged Ye Fei's shoulder: "Tell my husband, my husband will help you out." ”

Ye Fei just cried, she didn't have the idea of speaking at all, and the whole person cried, even last night, she didn't collapse like this, and the crying made people's hearts congested.

"It's okay if the baby doesn't cry, I don't know what to do when you cry."

Oh, that's good. This girl is still a master of flirting with girls, and she wants to put it in the monkey, if Xiaohong doesn't copy the strategy from the Internet to him...... It's basically -- 'I'm hungry!'" 'Hungry? Go to bed when you're hungry, and don't be hungry when you fall asleep. 'I'm not happy! 'Not happy? If you're not happy, go to sleep, and if you're asleep, you'll be happy. 'I'm sick! 'Sick? If you are sick, drink more boiled water. 'I'm so aggrieved. 'Grievance? If you are wronged, go to sleep, and if you fall asleep, you will not be wronged.

"You!" Sister Jiangang suddenly stood up and pointed at the monkey: "You say! What the hell did you do to my daughter-in-law!! ”

"Say your mom is big, are you fucking begging for someone?" The monkey simply leaned on the sofa and cocked his trademark Erlang legs: "You beg me, you beg me, I may also be merciful to tell you, Turtle Grandson." ”

In fact, from the very beginning, the monkey was very carefully observing some of Jiangang's sister's reactions, although he couldn't know very true, but at least he was sure of one thing, this woman with a strange personality definitely has super recovery ability and super tolerance to pain.

This is basically in line with the standards of the team, and judging from the first meeting yesterday, her speed is definitely inhuman, because she can throw the car a few hundred meters away, if she could not have predicted her next move in advance, I am afraid that the grass on her grave has already begun to sprout......

It's just that the first and second meetings between the monkey and his team members are not so pleasant, and they have basically developed into resentment, so I am afraid that the follow-up plan will be hindered to a certain extent.

But it's nothing.,It's nothing to hinder anything.,After all, even if there's no grudge.,The monkey found her and invited her to fight aliens or something.,I'm afraid as long as it's not a neuropathy, I'll think the monkey is a neurotic.。

So this grudge is not a big deal...... Really, it doesn't matter.

In the end, because of Jiangang's sister's stubbornness and the monkey's unforgiving, the whole story of Ye Fei's incident was told by the victim himself.

Halfway through her speech, Jian Gang's sister's momentum was not the same person as before, her face was very ugly, and her pupils had changed into a vertical bar shape completely different from that of humans, like snake spirits.

"Discover fourth-level psionic fluctuations, discover fourth-level psionic fluctuations."

The monkey was stunned for a moment after hearing Xiaohong's voice, and then stood up: "I'm going to poop." ”

The monkey who quickly got into the bathroom took a deep breath and involuntarily sighed: "The toilets are all fragrant." ”

"Then you just lick the toilet seat, maybe you can lick the strawberry flavor."

"Xiaohong, why don't you call Xiaohuang, I didn't expect you to be such a person." The monkey was disgusted, but he really squatted next to the toilet and looked for it.

"What are you doing?"

"I'll see if there are any weird-looking thick and curly hair, and I'll take them back and collect them."

"Fuck off, pervert!"

After looking around, he didn't find the hair he was hoping for, so the monkey stood up and pinched a piece of underwear hanging in the bathroom with his hand: "This one belongs to Ye Fei, she is big, and it is comfortable with pure cotton." The other one is not big, it has to be plasticized with steel wire, women are so hypocritical. In other words, what is a fourth-level spiritual energy fluctuation? ”