The midterm exam came unexpectedly, and the sad thing was that my seat was at the first table, and what was even more sad was that the first language was invigilated by Brother Tai.

I secretly gritted my teeth and said: This time there will definitely be no drama, not only will I not be able to get anything, but if the roll is wrong, she will have to be treated as a typical squirt, which is really unfortunate.

In addition to the invigilation of Brother Tai, he also made a language paper on the lectern in front of him, and his eyes swept the bottom from time to time, which was awe-inspiring, not angry and arrogant, and the discipline in the examination room was surprisingly good.

I scratched my head and worked hard to finish the first roll, tossed it aside and moved on to the second roll.

Brother Tai squinted and walked up to me, glanced at my first paper, and then took it to the podium and confirmed her answers.

"It's so unlucky, why did I meet her in the first subject, if I don't answer well, I won't be scolded to death by her" I muttered secretly.

Seeing Brother Tai's move, my heart rose to my throat, and the next answering process can be said to be 100% concentrated and 200% of my ability.

Brother Tai didn't say anything after reading my paper, he threw it on my desk and turned around and walked back, Brother Tai didn't say anything, I was relieved.

Soon after all the answers I started the inspection process, and found that the answers to the second multiple-choice question were a little ambiguous, so I was undecided, and after swaying for a long time, I changed B to D, and the other answers did not change. After a while, Brother Tai calmly returned to the podium.

"There are still ten minutes to hand in the paper, don't answer if you haven't finished answering, hurry up and paint the answer sheet!" Brother Tai looked at his watch and admonished.

"In addition, some students, don't always change the answers, so that you may correct everything wrong, and there is no one to rely on during the exam, so you must believe in yourself unconditionally and be firm in your choice!" Brother Tai said with a blank and serious face behind his back, but his eyes swept me a few times.

I'm starting to get stumped: doesn't it mean me, do I change back or change back?

I kept adding and subtracting weights back and forth between B and D, and finally made a decision: forget it, let's go back and gamble!

So I changed the answer to the second multiple-choice question back.

Other subjects are missing Brother Tai's invigilation, and I am like being amnesty, opening roads and building bridges in the mountains and rivers, passing all the way, and spending two days easily.

After the exam, Dongdong sent me a note asking me to go out for a walk together after school.

"How did you do on the exam?" Dongdong asked first.

"Charred on the outside and tender on the inside, crunchy and delicious!" I.

"So you're a roast suckling pig, why didn't I ask about the fragrance?" Dongdong giggled.

"That's because you're too far away from me, you come and take a bite and you'll know it's delicious!" I said cheekily.

"You have it, look at your neck and know you must have not taken a shower in a week, am I right?" Dongdong pursed his lips and said.

I secretly said in my heart: You little girl has also learned to play tricks, the dormitory students only need to leave the school on Sunday afternoon, and there is no bath in the school, see how I clean you up!

"That's right, then you'll come back and take a bite when I'm done with my shower on Sunday?"

"Why are you so rogue, people are talking to you about exams, and they are talking about ignoring you!" Dongdong said angrily.

"Math and Chinese are okay, but English is still at the bottom, what about you?"

"Math and Chinese are average, and English is at the bottom of you, so I'll barely step on your head, hahaha!" Dong Dong said with a smile.

"Okay, so you called me out to step on me." I said with an embarrassed look on my face.

"You're so thick-skinned, when did you know shame!"

"Could it be that my image is just a bunch of brains and bones - faceless and skinless?"

"How can you get a high score in Chinese with your comprehension ability? Didn't I just say it, you have a cheeky skin, it's just very thick, haha! ”

I secretly said in my heart: It seems that this little girl did well in the exam this time, otherwise she wouldn't be so happy.

"Well, my face is full of skin, no meat!" I said helplessly.

Dongdong heard me say this, holding his stomach and laughing. Fortunately, Fat Liu was not around, otherwise he would have had to laugh again.

You once said to me, "You have the ambition to grow up with your children."

I answer you, "If we miss this life, we will not have a chance in the next life."

You leap to your feet and leave a message: Waiting for you above

I waved my wings and shouted: You are in the wrong direction, we are going south in winter

In the first self-study class after the exam, Brother Tai appeared in the class with a grim face.

"The class representative sent the paper down, and the overall ranking of our class in this Chinese score is okay, but it has not reached the level I am satisfied with." Brother Tai began her admonition with his hands behind his back, "I don't know what you learn every day, how many times I have repeated some questions, and I am still wrong." ”

Brother Tai's voice began to rise, and he said angrily with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel: "Next time, whoever is wrong on the same question will copy it for me a hundred times." ”

"You can't talk to yourself and make yourself angry, do you?" Master Xiao muttered quietly underneath.

"Master Xiao, you said that it was a pufferfish, and before people caught it, it inflated itself first!" Everyone didn't dare to speak, only Tian Dadonkey whispered.

"I owe it to some people who won the first place in language this time!"

Brother Tai walked up to me and knocked on my desk and said, "If I hadn't reminded me, would I have corrected my mistake?" is one multiple-choice score ahead of the second place, Xi Xiaolong. ”

"Yes, yes!"

I secretly said in my heart: Brother Tai is really, Lei Feng has done good deeds without leaving a name, she has done good deeds and has to publicize it, so that people can praise her, for fear that her great achievements will be forgotten in the history books! When she said this, her greatness was highlighted, but it seemed that my first place was in vain, and it was really murderous without blood!

But who is Brother Tai, these words can only be thought of in my heart, I quickly greeted me with a smile and said: "Fortunately, I reacted quickly and comprehended your enlightened and wise teachings in time!" ”

Brother Tai listened to my sycophants, exuding a kind of laziness like being full of wine and food, and walked back to the podium with a triumphant step and began to explain the volume.

"Some of our students usually don't study the basics well, and they know how to write nonsense during exams. For example, the question of silent writing of poems is like giving marks in vain, and you can see what some students write in the next sentence. Brother Tai's face changed and he suddenly became stern.

"For example, this night is lying down listening to the wind and rain, Liu Fatty, you stand up and read the next sentence on your roll aloud to everyone." Brother Tai said angrily.

Liu Fatzi said in his heart: I won the lottery, it seems that I have to buy a lottery ticket today.

"The Iron Horse Ice Car is dreaming." The fat man stood up and replied in a low voice with a red face.

"Hahaha......" The class burst into laughter.

"Read louder again." Brother Tai said, I clearly saw Brother Tai's mouth grinning, and then regained his composure, but let his classmates laugh unbridledly.

"The Iron Horse Ice Car is dreaming." The fat man read aloud, and the exposed parts of his face and neck turned purple.

"The author is Lu You, not Santa Claus, and he dreams of iron horses and ice cars, I think you should be equipped with a deer, don't use a horse-drawn cart, your imagination is rich enough. Copy this poem twenty times, read it aloud in class tomorrow, and sit down. Brother Tai said softly, as if Brother Tai was also amused by Fat Liu's answer without any sense of disobedience, but he didn't show it because of his face.

"And how sad can this gentleman be, Tian Boguang, you stand up and read the next sentence on your roll aloud to everyone, I see you laughing the most just now." Brother Tai said with a slightly sullen face.

Tian Dadonkey didn't realize what was wrong with his answer at this time, and said in his heart: There is nothing wrong with my answer, why did Brother Tai still pick me up?

"Raise a glass to dispel sorrow and sorrow." The big donkey read aloud in a low voice.

"Hahaha......"

"You can drink it, can you make a whole pound white?" Brother Tai teased the big donkey.

I saw Tian Da Donkey looking at Brother Tai with a red face and a heartbeat, and he definitely had the demeanor of Jiuyang when he achieved great feats in Jin Yong's martial arts novels: he was strong, he was strong, and the breeze blew on the hills; He is crossed by him, and the bright moon shines on the river.

"Immediately turn the book, copy the correct answer to me twenty times, memorize the full text in class tomorrow, and if you are drinking, you will be punished for copying it a hundred times!" Brother Tai couldn't help but laugh and said.

"Little bunny, you're still laughing. Chang Jian, you stand up for me, read aloud the next sentence of Sheng Mingyue on your volume, and if the voice is low, you will stand in the corridor for me. ”

"The sun rises from the earth." Chang Jian shouted hoarsely.

"Hahaha......"

"There's nothing wrong with the neatness of the battle, it's obviously a phoenix with wings spread and flying high is depicted by you as a native chicken with fluttering wings, if Tang poems are written like you, then what else will be passed down through the ages, and you can't even leave a stink for 10,000 years." Brother Tai said.

I saw Chang Jian's face blushing and his neck thick by our laughter, gritting his teeth and glaring at us.

"Xiaoli, you can answer this wrong, your brain is rusty!" Master Xiao muttered in a low voice.

"That's it, holding Sun Mingyue's little hand every day, I can't even answer at this time, I see that you are humble to others." The fat golden man whispered teased on the side.

"Look at how you answer the paper, you have learned like this in three years of high school, and you still have a smile on your face, just your kind of answer can make Sage Kong angry and come to life, and I have read sage books for many years." Brother Tai said with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel.

"Elementary school, junior high school, and high school together should be twelve years." Zhao Mo muttered softly below, only the two rows behind us could hear it, and everyone stuck their heads in the pile of books and laughed secretly, not daring to look up at Brother Tai.

……

The next morning, Yang Xue walked into the classroom with a pale face, asked Jingjing for a cup of hot water, found a capsule in the desk, coughed and swallowed the water.

"What's wrong with Yang Xue? Isn't there a face so bad? Xiong Shengnan asked loudly.

This voice was like throwing a big stone on the surface of a calm lake, and one stone stirred up a thousand waves.

"Xiong Shengnan, how do you speak?" Yang Xue's pale face was a little bloody.

"Eh, why don't you let people say it? Did you throw up in the toilet just now, how many months? Xiong Sheng boy was afraid that everyone would not know, and said loudly on purpose.

"It was originally food poisoning, Xiong Shengnan, you are still talking about cool things." Jingjing couldn't stand it anymore.

"Don't you let people say it? I don't know who the child's father is? Xiong Shengnan continued to shout.

"Isn't it you, Tian Da Donkey?" Xiong Shengnan turned around and pointed to Tian Da Donkey and asked.

"Your uncle, Xiong Shengnan, don't pull it on me." Tian Dadonkey scolded Xiong Shengnan unceremoniously.

Tingting turned around and glared at Tian Da Donkey as if she had a complaint, Tian Da Donkey didn't care about fighting with Xiong Shengnan, so she quickly lowered her head and wrote a note and handed it over.

"Isn't it yours, Niu Zijun?" Xiong Shengnan turned his head and asked Niu Zijun again.

"Xiong Shengnan, don't go too far." Niu Zijun said with a solemn face.

"What's wrong with me? Wouldn't it be okay to ask? Could it be Master Xiao's? Xiong Shengnan didn't pay attention to Niu Zijun's anger at all.

"Xiong Shengnan, you want to know the answer so much, you can go to test your DNA!" Master Xiao said with added fuel to the fire.

"The key is to have information on both sides of the DNA test! Borrow your hair for a while. Xiong Shengnan got up and rushed towards Master Xiao, pulling Master Xiao's hair and pulling a few strands down.

"Xiong Shengnan, have you eaten too much lately, and you have maggots in your brain?" Master Xiao said dissatisfied.

"You're still not convinced, are you? Jia Ming ate eight buns in one bite, did he have them too? "Xiong Shengnan is going back for a second time.

"Okay, you're awesome!" Master Xiao raised his hand to signal surrender, turned his head and ignored her.

"What's the matter, Jia Ming has it?" Tian Dadonkey buzzed like a fly smelling, "I said Master Xiao, this is your fault, why don't you notify me, I can bring a pot of wine to you to say hello!" ”

"I'll rub, Tian Da Donkey, don't fall into the water on your feet, and you still have the kung fu to talk about me?" Master Xiao didn't let his mouth go, grabbed the big donkey's pigtail and shook it vigorously.

"The master has a mouthful, let's get out of class and talk in the playground." The big donkey immediately laughed and flattered. Seeing the wind, the donkey's kung fu of making the rudder was really practiced to the point of innocence, and when he saw Master Xiao coming up, he threw out a killer move, and hurriedly softened, for fear that Master Xiao would make some explosive news.

In the dream, many years later, the big donkey became a businessman, I really doubt the authenticity of this dream, the big donkey's mouth, it should be in politics, how can I go into business, I am confused again!

The bell rang and silence returned to the classroom.

Yang Xue wrote a note for Jingjing to pass it to Niu Zijun, then turned around and ran out of the classroom crying.

After a while, Brother Tai entered the classroom and shouted, "Xiong Shengnan, you let me out." ”

Brother Tai's roar was like a tiger roaring in the mountains and forests, showing inviolable majesty, and we surrendered like beasts, obediently lying on the table to study, and the classroom was unusually quiet, not even the sound of loud panting.

Brother Tai came to the back row, turned around and found nothing, turned around and walked out of the classroom, and went straight to Xiong Shengnan.

"When the tiger goes, the more frightened it is, the more it will be killed, and the tiger will die. It seems that this time the bear is going to be afraid of the tiger. "I muttered in a low voice about Liu Zongyuan's "Sayings".

"Be quiet, she's been in a bad mood lately, she hasn't caught prey for a few days, beware of catching you and parading the streets." Master Xiao kindly reminded me.

I quickly covered my mouth and said secretly: Brother Tai hasn't caught anyone for a few days, and I'm still hitting the muzzle of the gun, isn't I the cheapest.

Soon, Brother Tai's roar came from the office next door, and everyone's hearts that had been hanging for the past few days were finally put down, and Brother Tai could be quiet for a few days after finding someone to vent.

"You're not a big man, do you still want a face?" Brother Ty yelled in his office in a fit of rage, and we all heard it through the wall.

I didn't see Xiong Shengnan's expression, but Brother Tai's criticism of her was obviously not aimed at today's matter.

"You've been listening to a lot lately, don't think I don't know, I've ordered you several times, and I don't know the mistake yet. If you mess with the class again, I'm sorry I can only find a way to ask you to leave, I can't get it away, can't Principal Zhao get you away? Brother Tai continued to squirt angrily.

"Just like you, I have a way to get you away, you do it yourself, if you let me catch it once, no matter whether your grades are up to the line to leave the first class, you will get out of the first class, in our class, it's the tiger you lie down for me, it's the dragon you coil for me." I don't know if Xiong Shengnan said anything, but we listened to what Brother Tai said in our ears word for word.

Brother Tai's words were not only for Xiong Shengnan, but also for Tian Dadonkey, Shen Muze and other people with solid family backgrounds.

Next, we only heard the sound of slapping the table and Brother Tai's roar, but the sound was not as loud as it was, and we didn't hear anything specific.

"Go back and talk to your dad and come to my office tomorrow." Brother Tai probably finally threw out her killer weapon and looked for her parents.

When class was about to end, Xiong Shengnan returned to the classroom with an embarrassed expression.

"Sister Xiong, you are brilliant again today, we are safe this week!" Tian Dadonkey gloated. It seems that Brother Tai's thunderous words have a deterrent effect on Tian Dadonkey.

"You're really going to fall into the trap, be careful that I told Brother Tai about your partner." Xiong Katsunan whispered Okita Donkey.

"You see that you have contributed to the masses, I just thank you for everyone, I really don't mean that, you think too much. Brother Ren, do you say it? Tian Da Donkey was caught by Xiong Shengnan and said weakly, and wanted to pull the golden fat man to echo his thoughts, but the golden fat man didn't want to participate in their fight between pigs and crows, and there was no squeak, Tian Da Donkey had to smile awkwardly and relieve himself.

……

I have to say that Brother Tai's call did play a role, at least Xiao Hezi and Shen Muze were very quiet for the next week, for fear of hitting Brother Tai's tiger's mouth.