Brother Tai didn't know which play he was singing today, so he arrived at the classroom at more than 6 o'clock, sat on the seat of the fat man, and took out a book of essays to appreciate and read.

Since I came relatively early, I witnessed the whole process from entering the door to sitting down, silently, like a tiger staring at its prey, raising his legs high and landing lightly, his face gloomy and his eyes with cold light.

I secretly said in my heart: Brother Tai didn't even use a telescope to go to the classroom in person, and the cat was on the seat of the fat man, this is definitely the rhythm of catching the unlucky guy.

As soon as Brother Tai sat down, Master Xiao and the golden fat man stalked into the classroom one after the other.

Master Xiao shouted while lifting his pants: "That stupid X in class 4 is really annoying, there are few people in the back, he has to cut the line, play a steamed bun and pick this little one that is not hot, if the school doesn't let me fight, I will definitely go up and cut him!" ”

The golden fat man sarcastically said to him on the side: "I said Master Xiao, I hear you say that you beat this and cut that every day, which of the so many graves in the earth was erected by you?" ”

I saw that the two of them didn't notice the cat on the seat of the fat man, and they couldn't finish pinching it for a while, so they hurriedly said to the fat man: "Master, lend me your newly bought basic knowledge of the Chinese language manual." ”

The golden fat man turned to look at me, I quickly blinked my eyes and signaled to him, the golden fat man looked next to me, startled, and said in his heart: I rub, isn't this Brother Tai, why did she come so early, and the cat was there.

The fat man hurriedly turned around and pretended to look for a manual of basic knowledge of the language, but at this time, Master Xiao was still babbling: "I said master, I just want to express my dissatisfaction, you have to talk about life and death, isn't it a bit of a fuss!" ”

The golden fat man opened his mouth at Master Xiao with Brother Tai behind his back, and said with his mouth and eyes: "Brother Tai! ”

Master Xiao didn't understand the intention of the fat man at all, and still said loudly: "If you have something to say, you still play dumb language with me, Brother Tai is hairy, she is still wiping binoculars at home!" ”

When the fat man heard Master Xiao say this, his heart suddenly cooled: You are a second goods, it seems that I have to follow you again today, I knew that I would not come so early.

Sure enough, just as the golden fat man thought, as soon as Master Xiao's words were finished, he heard a stern and short voice come out from the seat of the fat man: "Xiao Dazhi, Jin Zhongren, you both let me out, go up to the corridor and stand!" ”

Master Xiao glanced at the seat of the fat man Liu, and said in his heart: I'll rub, when did Brother Tai come, didn't she hear what I just said, so unlucky!

The golden fat man gritted his teeth and glared at Master Xiao for 10 seconds, and then walked out of the classroom without looking back, and Master Xiao also walked out of the classroom with his head.

After a while, Tian Da Donkey swished into the classroom, and said to Niu Zijun: "Zijun, yesterday you said that the buns in front of No. 1 Middle School were delicious, and I specially rode to buy them this morning, and I bought eight at once, and I will taste them for a while, whether they are as delicious as you said!" ”

Niu Zijun grinned at Tian Da Donkey in embarrassment, and then lowered his head to read the book, without making a sound the whole time.

Tian Da Donkey said in his heart: Damn, don't talk when you lose your temper!

At this moment, Brother Tai raised his head from the pile of books of the fat man and said to Tian Dadonkey, "Tian Boguang, bring the buns and let me taste them." ”

The voice was not loud, so scared that Tian Da Donkey almost flew out of the sky, and said in his heart: I rub, why did Brother Tai come here early in the morning!

Tian Dadonkey obediently put the bun on the table of the fat man, and then returned to his seat and pretended to memorize the English words.

Brother Tai was not polite, he picked up Tian Da Donkey's bun and started eating, and after a while, he eliminated 4 of them.

"Tian Da Donkey, I saw your old junior high school lover on the road!" Xiong Shengnan entered the classroom with a loud voice.

The classmates snickered, Xiong Shengnan thought that her words had won everyone's appreciation, and said: "That guy is dressed up with flowers, do you regret it?" ”

Luo Tingting lay on the table and tilted her head to look at Tian Dadonkey, but there was a hint of the anger of her little daughter's family in her eyes.

Tian Da Donkey couldn't attack angrily, and said in his heart: Xiong Shengnan, you can do it, see if Brother Tai doesn't clean you up for a while!

Sure enough, without waiting for Xiong Shengnan to say the third sentence, Brother Tai stood up at once and roared angrily: "Xiong Shengnan, don't you know what the classroom is for, you come in in the morning and start shouting, I think you are a stinky fish, fishy this pot of soup in our class, you get out, stand in the corridor!" ”

Xiong Shengnan was dumbfounded at this moment, and said in his heart: I said that my eyelids jumped when I got up in the morning, and I deserved to have this catastrophe in my life!

Xiong Shengnan threw down his schoolbag and went into the corridor to stand.

Turning a corner, he found that there were two familiar figures in the corridor, Master Xiao saw Xiong Shengnan coming over, and took the lead in greeting: "Sister Xiong is early, such a coincidence, you also come here to see the scenery!" ”

"Eh, don't mention it, I drove the donkey with a stick, but I didn't expect to stab the hornet's nest, it's really unlucky! What about the two of you? Xiong Shengnan said.

"Master Xiao's city gate is on fire, and unfortunately, I am the fish in the moat. Damn, Master Xiao muttered there in the morning to anger Brother Tai and picked me up. The fat man said dissatisfiedly.

"Can you blame me, if you say shut up loudly, I won't talk nonsense!" Master Xiao defended himself.

"Brother Tai is sitting on the seat of the fat man, I even squeezed my eyebrows and glared, but not only did you not appreciate it, but also talked more and more, if I Brother Tai punished you for reading the text aloud for a day, I will see that you will not be able to talk in the future." The fat golden man laughed.

"Brother Tai, did all those tricks come up with with the help of you, a kobold military master?" Xiong Shengnan looked at the fat man and said.

"Sister Xiong, you think too highly of me, my belly is a little bigger, but it's all fat, and there is absolutely no bad water." The fat golden man patted his stomach and said.

"Look at what I'm doing, damn it, I'm a victim, and I've been constipated for a week by Brother Tai like this today!" Master Xiao said to Xiong Shengnan.

The three of them laughed, and actually chatted in the corridor, if Brother Tai saw such a harmonious scene, would he be so angry that he vomited all the steamed buns he ate in the morning.

Brother Tai did half a morning self-study on the seat of the fat man, and the fat man walked into the classroom in a graceful manner.

Liu Fatzi walked to his seat and found that Brother Tai was sitting in his seat reading a book, and said in his heart: Damn, isn't this Brother Tai, why is he so unlucky, he is not late once a year, why was he caught by her so coincidentally.

Liu Fatzi nodded and said to Brother Tai: "Teacher Wang, morning! ”

I saw that Brother Tai didn't raise his eyelids, and he still looked at Fat Liu's composition and appreciated it, as if Fat Liu didn't exist.

Fat Liu looked at me embarrassedly, and I motioned to him to hurry up and say hello again.

Liu Fatzi hurriedly bent down again and nodded again, and said loudly to Brother Tai: "Teacher Wang, morning! ”

Brother Tai put down the composition appreciation, leaned back on the chair and crossed Erlang's legs to look at the fat man Liu and said, "It's very early, what time is it, do you know?" ”

"Report to the teacher, the bicycle tire punctured in the morning, and I went to the repair department to repair it, so I lost time." There was no delay in Liu Fatzi's answer throughout the whole process, and even I couldn't tell whether what he said was true or false.

Tai Ge pulled down his face, stared at the eyes of the fat man for a long time, and then said: "Your house is so close that it is only 20 minutes to walk away, and what kind of bicycle do you ride." ”

"It turned out that I was walking, but I didn't go to the third year of high school, so I started riding a bicycle in order to save time and focus on studying." Fat Liu continued to maintain his upright posture and answered Brother Tai's inquiry.

Brother Tai said in his heart: Little rabbit cub, you are still playing with a big knife in front of Guan Gong, and you are still studying for the sake of studying, you know that you are lazy by looking at your fat body.

"Go home and ask your dad to give you a whole good bike, don't break it at every turn, if it's bad for seven days a week, it's better to walk, and lose weight." Brother Tai said.

"Eun, the teacher is right!"

Brother Tai finally got up and gave up his seat to Fat Liu, and walked forward with Tian Da Donkey's bun, just took two steps and suddenly turned around again, and said to Fat Liu: "I'm late and deducted points, right, I'll go to Jingjing to pay 10 yuan for the class in a while." ”

"Yes!" Fat Liu replied happily.

At this moment, Liu Fatzi said in his heart: Even if you pay 100 yuan, you can admit it, and it is the most important thing to send this immortal away quickly.

Brother Tai walked to Tian Dadonkey's table, threw the remaining 4 buns on his table, and said: "The steamed buns taste really good, but the sauerkraut is not sour enough, try to change the celery filling next time." ”

"Okay, okay!" Tian Dadonkey hurriedly nodded in response.

As soon as Brother Tai came out of the classroom, there was a mess in the room, and all the spearheads were pointed at Liu Fatzi, as if everything that happened here was caused by Liu Fatman's late arrival.

Chang Jian whispered to Fat Liu: "Do you know how many people you have harmed? ”

"You pay me 4 buns." Tian Da Donkey also whispered to the fat man.

The fat man looked dazed, and said to the big donkey: "I didn't eat your buns either, I'll pay you a fart." And little, did you get kicked in the head by a big donkey, I didn't even get there, how can you hurt people? ”

"Just because you didn't come, Brother Tai sat in your seat and had already sent Master Xiao, Master Jin and Xiong Shengnan to the corridor to watch the scenery. And I also ate 4 of my buns, if you come to Brother Tai early, there will be no place for cats, no place cats can't catch so many people, and you can't eat my buns, the culprit is you, do you understand this time? Tian Da Donkey's causal theory Liu Fat Man was dumbfounded.

"According to you, if I take a leave of absence, one day it may lead to World War III?" The fat man angrily responded to the big donkey's fallacies.

"Judging from the theory of the butterfly effect, it is really possible, so you should come early in the future, and then put a message tree on your desk, if we can't see it erected as soon as we enter the house, we know that there is an ambush here, so we should be careful!" Tian Da Donkey actually made himself laugh as he spoke.

"Then I might as well disassemble the chair and assemble it every day."

"That's a great idea!"

"Hahaha......"

Besides, Brother Tai walked out of the classroom and came to the corner of the corridor, and saw the three of them muttering, which was very unhappy.

"Three, how nice is the scenery here?" Tycowen asked in a crepe manner.

"The scenery is unique here!" The fat golden man replied with a cramp in his head.

Brother Tai became angry directly after hearing this, as if he poured cold water on a hot oil pot, it was really hot, and it was so fried that people couldn't get close.

Brother Tai roared angrily: "Then you can watch it here, you don't have to go to class in the morning!" ”

Master Xiao and Xiong Shengnan glanced at each other, and secretly said in their hearts: Damn!

Brother Tai stepped on her little high heels, turned around and walked away, and went back to the office in a huff!

"Master, you really owe it, this time we are even, and we don't owe each other." Master Xiao said to the golden fat man.

"You don't owe Master Xiao, but you still owe me, how to calculate this account, you can tell me." Xiong Shengnan asked reluctantly.

"How to calculate, the debt of human affection, the flesh to pay, master, you still promise with your body!" Master Xiao said with a smile on the side.

"I said Xiong Shengnan, you usually do a lot of evil in my place, I never said you, why do you still have to settle accounts for this matter today?" The fat golden man said with a wicked smile.

"Okay, I won't care about your master's title!"

After a class, Brother Tai asked Master Xiao and Xiong Shengnan to go back to the classroom first, and then called the golden fat man to the office alone and criticized him fiercely, on the grounds that the values were not correct.

After class, Dong Dong came over with a smile and said to the fat man, "Why are you sleeping lazy again?" ”

"What's the matter, it's the alarm clock that is out of battery!" The fat man scratched his head and replied.

"Isn't it a punctured bicycle tire, why did it become an alarm clock and run out of power?" I unceremoniously unveiled the old bottom of the fat man.

"Ah, I remember wrongly, I was dreaming that the alarm clock was out of power, but it was actually a punctured tire." The fat man is full of nonsense.

"Aren't you going out for a yo-yo?" I asked Fat Liu.

"No, I don't dare to move, Brother Tai will catch a few people here, and I won't be able to mix in the class in the future!" The fat man grabbed the chair and said.

"Don't worry, I'll take it for you, besides, Brother Tai is probably transforming the three views of those three at this time!" Dongdong said with a smile.

"Occupy it, but you are not allowed to leave!" Fat Liu said as he walked back.

"You can go with confidence, I'll watch for you here!" I smiled and said to Fat Liu.

After Dongdong sat down, I told her in detail what had happened in the morning, and she laughed so hard that she trembled.

"Brother Tai is really a master of Chinese studies, and he even uses the trick of guarding the plant and waiting for the rabbit, which is really unguardable." Dongdong said with a smile.

"This is called static braking, and in the future, there will be strategies such as waiting for work, closing the door to catch thieves, fighting grass and startling snakes, hiding knives in laughter, pointing at mulberry and scolding Huai, wanting to capture the old people, and drawing wages from the bottom of the kettle, etc., and then you will have to see it."

"You can really pull it, and you have put the thirty-six strategies together, do you want to study the whole art of war?"

"You can be regarded as talking about this point, if you want to deal with Brother Tai for a long time, you really have to read about the protracted war!"

"The key is that she is uneasy and plays cards, and you may not be able to fight if you learn the art of war." Dongdong said with a smile.

"Indeed, for example, today, if I come late, seeing that you are so beautiful and moving, I can't help but lie on your table ** you, then will we be finished together?"

"You think beautifully, if that's the case, I'll tell Brother Tai that you are a hooligan, and I will still be able to abandon the pawn to protect the car." Dongdong leaned on the table and tilted his head and said.

"A humble gentleman like me, if you say that I am a hooligan, Brother Tai will not believe it, the only answer is that we are a partner!" I said brazenly.

"Look at your virtue, how good can you be when you mix with Liu Fatzi, Tian Da Donkey, and Xiao Dazhi all day long?"

"Leave room for talking, I don't have to mix with you!" I laughed.

Dongdong stared at me with big eyes and smiled, so angry that she couldn't speak, she was regretting it at the moment: she fell for his trick again, and went around digging pits to bury herself, which is really enough!

I saw that she was angry and silent, so I took a cassette tape out of the desk and said, "I've got this for you, go back and listen to it!" ”

Dongdong took the tape and left without returning, it was a movie I bought at the video store on the weekend, it was a Little Tigers album, and I don't know if she can understand me.

The next day I asked her if she had listened to the song about this tape, and she replied: "Well, I put it in and handed it over, and it was as messy as a ball of thread, and I didn't bother to dismantle it, so I just threw it away."

Seeing my angry expression, Dong Dongle couldn't close his mouth, and said in his heart: Sample, let me move back to a game this time!

In the fourth period, it was raining lightly outside, and the sound of raindrops under the eaves was beating on this dull class, and the grass in our hearts grew wildly with the moisture of the drizzle, and no one paid attention to the contents of the blackboard, and their eyes glanced out the window.

The bell rang for the end of class, and the students dispersed in a hurry. Outside the window, there are all kinds of umbrellas held up downstairs, and there is a lot of noise and laughter hidden under the small umbrellas.

The rain will always be the feelings of a teenager that cannot be extinguished; The umbrella is always covered by the shyness of youth.

I have an umbrella in my hand, but unfortunately Dongdong's umbrella was placed in the bedroom and not brought it, and Wu Qiong didn't bring an umbrella, Xiaoyu said: "I share one with Brother Fan, and this one is lent to Wu Qiong." ”

After Xiaoyu finished speaking, she squeezed her eyes at me and smiled evilly.

Dong Dong snatched the umbrella handed over by Xiaoyu and said to me and Wu Qiong: "I'll use one for myself, and you and Wu Qiong will use one." ”

Without waiting for me to speak, Xiaoyu stopped doing it and said, "Why are you like this, I lent it to Wu Qiong, and I didn't lend it to you, where to stay cool!" ”

Dongdong threw the umbrella to Wu Qiong and rushed out of the gate in a huff, and I hurriedly chased after him with the umbrella.

"Stay away from me, you guys are bullying me." Dongdong said while losing his temper.

"Who bullied you?"

"Don't think I can't see it, Xiaoyu just did it on purpose, wanting me to go with you!" Although Dongdong asked me to stay away, he did not refuse my umbrella.

"Is it a shame to be with me?" I asked solemnly.

Dongdong saw that I had changed my previous face and talked to her so seriously, and suddenly felt very surprised, turned his head and looked at me very solemnly, and said in his heart: Aren't you really angry?

I saw Dongdong turn around and say with a smile: "That's not it, it's just you, you occupy too much area, and then the umbrella is not enough!" Dongdong suddenly squeaked me after speaking.

"Stop it, or you'll all have to be dozened!" I dodged her attacks while holding an umbrella.

"If I'm dowed, I'll ignore you tomorrow, you can do it!" Dongdong said as he ran.

I hurriedly ran after her to the cafeteria.

I once thought that the vigorous and well-known love was the best interpretation of youth, but the trickle in this valley is not a beautiful music, it is elegant and quiet, with a long aftertaste, just like a pot of old wine, and only by tasting it with heart can we experience the taste of life.

I missed your years, but I kept the encounter with you, looking back, you are reluctant to give up. The raindrops under the blue bricks and black tiles, still murmuring about the parting of the old days, stepping on the puddle on the stone slab, splashed the young man's thoughts, this small umbrella that is unwilling to open alone wraps how many charms of the past, the arms that are raised are still waiting for a gentle embrace, the long smoke and rain on the road, where are you now?