Hilarious 014: Zhang Fei gets ability 3

"Lao Tzu's awesome life is coming!"

Zhang Fei hurriedly got dressed, closed the doors and windows, ran to the bed and lay down, took off his pants slightly, and placed a clean cloth next to him.

"Look at how awesome this see-through eye is." Zhang Fei's eyes widened, scanning around.

"Huh? Isn't this Ma Chao's mother-in-law Yang? Zhang Fei looked up at Ma Chao's home not far from him, and suddenly his eyes widened and he swallowed his saliva, "Nima, this Yang family wants to take a bath?" ”

"Haha, you can see it so clearly...... She wants to take off her clothes, tsk, this murder weapon thief is big, Ma Chao's goods are really blessed. Zhang Fei continued to look at it with perspective eyes.

I saw that Yang was standing next to a bathtub, undressed.

"Hey, it's a pity, this ass is too small, it's not my favorite material." Seeing Yang take off his pants, Zhang Fei shook his head, looked at his body, and sighed secretly: "I can't look at it anymore, my friend's wife can't be bullied."

Zhang Fei reluctantly looked away and looked away, "Look at what the military advisor is doing?" ”

When Zhang Fei saw Zhuge Liang's house, his eyes widened, and his face was incredible, "Malegobi, this military advisor usually pretends to be unfathomable, but he is so sassy in private." ”

I saw that Zhuge Liang was sitting in his house, holding a book in his hand, if you look closely, you can see that one of his hands is lying underneath, and his body is trembling slightly.

And the book in Zhuge Liang's hand also has some villain paintings.

"But it's so small." Zhang Fei glanced at Zhuge Liang with disdain and continued to look away.

"Aha, isn't that the eldest brother and the second brother? What are they doing? ”

Zhang Fei saw that the eldest brother Liu Bei and the second brother Guan Yu seemed to be arguing about something on the street.

It's a pity that even if I have a clairvoyant eye, I don't have a tailwind.

However, with Zhang Fei's many years of experience, looking at their lips, he can roughly guess the general meaning.

"Big brother, do you really want to fight with me for a sister?"

"Second brother, it's not my brother, I won't let you, I just blame that sister for being too sassy, and my brother can't resist it."

This was translated by Zhang Fei looking at the lips of the two.

Zhang Fei shook his head, it turned out that the eldest brother and the second brother were in the same pickle girl.

"Huh? Big brother, what are you doing? ”

Zhang Fei saw that Liu Bei was dragging a large handful of gold bars in his hand, walked to a room, slowly walked to the second floor of the house, and casually put the gold bars in front of a girl.

"It turns out that the eldest brother and the second brother are soaking Sun Shangxiang." When Zhang Fei saw that girl, he suddenly realized, no wonder they were jealous, Sun Shangxiang was so beautiful, everyone wanted to soak it.

Zhang Fei continued to watch, only to see that after Sun Shangxiang saw those gold bars, he smiled, his eyes lit up, and then Sun Shangxiang spoke.

"Handsome guy, do you want to make a shot?"

This is Zhang Fei's translation of lip language.

Hey, Zhang Fei sighed, thinking in his heart how could the second brother compete for the eldest brother, the eldest brother is so rich, and the second brother is a poor dick.

Guan Yu is doomed to fail.

"Huh? The second brother is going to make a trick? ”

Zhang Fei saw it and was surprised.

I saw Guan Yu standing downstairs, shouting something at the window on the second floor.

After a while, Sun Shangxiang opened the window and saw Guan Yu.

Seeing Sun Shangxiang's eyes, Guan Yu blushed and pointed to a few words on the sand.

I saw that on the sand, a few big words were being written: Sun Shangxiang, I love you!

When Sun Shangxiang saw the words on the ground, his heart was moved, and his lips moved.

"Did you write that?"

Translated by Zhang Fei.

Guan Yu's face turned even redder, nodded, and his lips moved.

"I would have liked to write a few more words...... It's a pity that I can't pee enough......"

Translated by Zhang Fei.

Seeing this, Zhang Fei shook his head, despising the eldest brother and second brother in his heart. It's just a woman, so why be jealous?

"Hey, the eldest brother and the second brother are really useless...... Why do you have to chase a woman so thanklessly when something that can be solved with one hand? ”

Saying that, Zhang Fei moved his gaze to Sun Shangxiang, his eyes widened, Sun Shangxiang suddenly became unclothed, and his smooth skin met Zhang Fei's eyes......

"It's good to be self-sufficient...... Don't spend so much time trying to please people......"

Zhang Fei reached out and picked up the cloth next to him, wiped the liquid on his hands, and despised Liu Bei and Guan Yu again.