Hilarious 012: Zhang Fei gets the ability chapter 1

Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.

On a dark and windy night, Zhang Fei, Guan Yu and Liu Bei were drinking wine together, chatting, at this time Liu Bei told Zhang Fei and Guan Yu a ghost story, but Zhang Fei was a big old man, and he didn't believe in ghosts and gods, so he went home after drinking, and fell asleep as soon as he lay down.

When Zhang Fei slept until midnight, he suddenly felt a bloated bladder and a rush of urine.

He woke up with urine, rubbed his sleepy eyes, reached out to support himself on the side of the bed, got up and got out of bed, and walked out of the house to the tree where he used to pee.

Zhang Fei unbuttoned his trouser belt, took out a certain huge black, turned on the faucet, and a big stream of water surged down, like a river embankment overflowing, with a magnificent momentum.

Zhang Fei's face was refreshed, he whistled, the water was very cool.

After he finished the water, he shook it three times, then put away the baby, lifted his trousers, tightened his belt, and prepared to go back to sleep.

But at the moment when he turned around, a cold wind suddenly blew, the wind was blowing, Zhang Fei felt a chill behind him, this cold wind blew him shivering, he stretched out his hand to wrap his clothes, this cold wind blew his whole person is not good, and scolded secretly: "What the hell is this weather, it's so cold!"

After muttering a few words, Zhang Fei continued to walk towards his home, but before he could take a few steps, another cold wind blew, this wind was very strong, very cold, and the leaves next to him swayed violently, making a sighing sound.

Zhang Fei's heart trembled, wouldn't it, could there really be something unclean?

Although he is a big man and does not believe in ghosts and gods, Nima has never seen ghosts himself, so it does not mean that there are no ghosts.

"Hey-ha! What big scene haven't I seen before? How could this little cold wind scare me? Zhang Fei's heart trembled a little, so he raised his voice to give himself courage, and left quickly.

As Zhang Fei walked, he hinted to himself that there were no ghosts in this world, those ghost stories were all lies, and I was not afraid.

But at this time, Zhang Fei suddenly felt as if he had been slapped on the shoulder.

"No...... No way? Zhang Fei chuckled in his heart, remembered something, his scalp suddenly went numb, his body trembled, and he almost didn't scare his guts.

I usually don't do anything hurtful.,It's just a matter of cutting off the enemy's head and kicking it as a ball when it's okay.,A person as pure as himself.,How can a ghost find him now?

He turned his head with difficulty, trying to see what was behind him and patted himself on the shoulder.

Behind me, it was pitch black, and there was nothing but the peeing tree behind me.

"I didn't ...... No ghosts? Zhang Fei looked around suspiciously, but there was not even a ghost.

But what did you just tap yourself on the shoulder?

Zhang Fei was puzzled!

He reached out and touched his pat on the shoulder, and got a piece of lubrication, slippery.

"Huh? What is this? Zhang Fei took his hand to his side and looked at the things in his hand.

I saw that there was something yellow on my hands, and Zhang Fei didn't know what it was at first.

After looking at it for a while, he suddenly realized, "Nima, scare Lao Tzu, it's a bird's egg that fell on his shoulder." ”

It turned out that the wind was too strong just now, and it blew off the eggs of the bird's nest in the tree and hit itself.

Thinking of this, Zhang Fei breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time was a little unhappy, usually his courage is the greatest, but now he is actually scared by a bird's egg, if this is known by the eldest brother and the second brother, he will not laugh to death?

"Damn, this thief, why is there such a big wind blowing when you don't have anything to do? was so frightened that Lao Tzu's chrysanthemums were tense. Zhang Fei raised his right middle finger and said disdainfully at the sky.

As soon as Zhang Fei's voice fell, the sky suddenly became cloudy, the wind blew up, and bursts of thunder sounded.

It seems that God was angry with Zhang Fei.

"Malegobi, scared Lao Tzu and I won't let me complain? If you have the ability, you will fall a thunderbolt and chop Lao Tzu to death! As he spoke, Zhang Fei raised another hand, pointed his middle fingers together, and scorned the sky.

After Zhang Fei finished scolding, he felt a lot less unhappy in his heart, raised his feet, and wanted to go home.

But before he had taken a few steps, there was a sudden loud bang behind him, and the light was shining.

"Boom~"

"Hair ...... What happened? ”

Zhang Fei swallowed his saliva and slowly turned his head.

No, don't be so ruthless, right?

I saw a fire behind Zhang Fei, and the tree behind him that had just peed was lit up with a big flame, which was split by a thunderbolt!

Mother's dung ball, do you dare to be ruthless?

Zhang Fei was stunned for a moment, and wanted to run to his house with his legs.

Nima, this is scary.

But before he could run a few steps, there was a rumble in the sky, and a thunderbolt as big as a bucket suddenly fell on Zhang Fei's body at an extremely fast speed.

Zhang Fei was scorched inside and tender on the outside, and fell to the ground with a bang.

At the moment when he fell to the ground, a poem flashed in his heart:

"I have a sentence, my mother sells batches, I don't know if I should talk about it!"

(To be continued!) ）