Hilarious 013: Zhang Fei gets ability 2

Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.

One night, Zhang Fei got up to pee, was struck by a lightning bolt in the sky, and fell to the ground.

The next day, the east gradually revealed the fish maw, and a touch of morning sun sprinkled on Zhang Fei's face, and the dazzling sunlight made his eyes move.

Last night's lightning bolt did not kill him, but miraculously survived.

He raised his hand to cover his forehead, blocking out the sun.

"Haha! I wasn't hacked to death? Malegobi's, Lao Tzu is really hard! Zhang Fei jumped up from the ground and smiled heartlessly.

"Mother, Xipi, you can't kill me like this, spicy chicken!" Zhang Fei patted his dark buttocks, raised his middle finger at the sky, and said disdainfully: "Haha, I just want to die, but I can't die!"

Zhang Fei smiled very cheaply, and his raised middle finger was also very coquettish.

However, as soon as his words fell, the originally clear sky, in the blink of an eye, suddenly became cloudy, and bursts of muffled thunder sounded in a low voice.

"Nima, are you still here?"

Zhang Fei looked at the thunder and lightning that was faintly about to fall in the sky, and suddenly the chrysanthemum shrank, raised his legs and ran, and waited until he ran into the house and closed the door, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

Rub it, it's horrible.

"Whew~ I've run into the house, you're splitting me, you can get me to call you poop, spicy chicken."

Zhang Fei, who ran into the house, began to pretend again, he opened the door, stuck his head out, quickly retracted his head, closed the door, and then opened the door again, stretched his head out, retracted again, and closed the door.

I repeated this a few times, but I didn't see the thunder come down.

"Come on, you split me, I just want to die like this, but I can't die, I'm so angry, come and split me, haha!" Zhang Fei stuck his head out and smiled at the sky, while not forgetting to despise the sky.

But before he finished laughing, a thunderbolt struck the ground in front of him, as if in response to Zhang Fei, I have already chopped.

I wiped it, and it really cleaved.

Zhang Fei shrank back in fright, hurriedly closed the door, covered his chest with his right hand, and his heart was beating in shock.

"Baba, don't split, I'll call you Baba." Zhang Fei was immediately stunned, and hurriedly ran to the bed, covered himself with the quilt, and didn't dare to show his head.

Miraculously, after Zhang Fei shouted Baba, the sound of thunder and lightning gradually became smaller in the sky outside, and the dark clouds also dispersed, and they changed back to the appearance of a clear sky.

"Huh? The thunder is gone? ”

When the thunder stopped, Zhang Fei dared to pull the quilt away and show his head.

"Hey, I still don't pretend to be forced in the future, this is too inferior."

Zhang Fei shook his head, and secretly said that he couldn't pretend to be forced in the future.

Pretending to be realistic will be struck by lightning!

"Hey, let's go take a shower first, my lubricated skin is blackened." Zhang Fei looked at his dark skin and was speechless for a while.

After finishing speaking, Zhang Fei went to fetch a few buckets of water and poured them into a large wooden bucket, stripped naked and got into the water, rubbing his body happily, and humming a song in his mouth.

"Hehe, good skin, I'm a big baby......"

"Huh? What's going on? ”

Zhang Fei picked up the water and washed his face, but when he opened his eyes, he noticed that something was wrong.

"Nima, what's going on? What about the walls of my house? ”

He saw that the wall of his house was gone, he raised his hand and rubbed his eyes, could it be that he was dazzled?

He finished rubbing, put his hand down, and opened his eyes.

"Huh? Isn't this wall still there? ”

He rubbed his eyes again, then opened them again.

Nima, what about the wall?

He found that the wall was gone.

In this way, Zhang Fei repeated it several times, and he came to the conclusion that the wall of his house was still there, and the problem appeared on his eyes.

He realized that he could see through the walls.

Nima, will I see through?

"Haha, Lao Tzu's spring is coming!"

Zhang Fei couldn't help laughing, his pretending life was about to begin.

To be continued!