On the morning of the next day, before Master Jin's ritual began, I saw that Uncle Nine was wearing a yellow robe, wearing a Taoist crown, wearing black covered shoes, with a word on his face and eyebrows that were different from ordinary people, his eyes were like eagles, his sword was sharp, and he was suspicious at the sight of it, like a blazing light, his face was suspicious, and his majesty was incomparable, especially like a Taoist immortal.

Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying were very surprised, Xiao Hao said: "Do you think that Master is a little different today." Xiaoying said: "It seems to be more majestic than ever." Xiao Hao said: "I usually don't feel anything, I just saw that the master was either wearing a police uniform or a Tang costume, but I didn't expect the master to give people a different feeling today." ”

Xiaoying said: "Yes, I have never seen the master wear a Taoist robe, it turns out that he is so spirited, and when the matter is over, I also want to wear a Taoist robe to try it." Xiao Hao smiled and said, "Come on, not everyone is like Master, or not like Lin Zhengjiu." Then Nana came over and said, "What are you talking about?" Xiaoying said, "We're talking about Master." ”

Nana said: "Uncle Nine is so handsome today. Xiaoying said: "Master is actually not handsome, you see that his eyebrows and nose are connected together like a 'Ding' character, plus two eyes and a mouth, just like a 'Wu' character, an old man in his forties and fifties, how can he be more handsome than us." ”

Nana smiled coquettishly: "Who doesn't have eyebrows and nose connected together like a 'ding' character, who doesn't add two eyes and a mouth, just like a 'witch' character, why do you say that about your master, I think he is handsome of a mature man." ”

At this time, Uncle Jiu glared at Xiao Hao, and Xiao Ying whispered: "Master, can he hear us, why did he glare at me for no reason, just like the look in his eyes every time Master scolds." ”

Xiao Hao whispered to Xiao Ying and Nana: "No, Master is so far away from us, and he is talking to Boss Jin, there must be at least a few hundred people around here, the noise is so loud, I think it's your illusion, let me try it, well, Lin Zhengjiu, you bastard, let me get over." ”

Suddenly, a voice came into Xiaoying and Xiaohao's ears, and the voice said: "Mess up your ball, you two stinky boys, scold your master in front of others, destroy my image, and see how I clean you up." Xiaoying and Xiaohao were taken aback and said, "Thousands of miles of sound." Nana said, "What's going on?" ”

Xiaoying said: "It's over, the master has heard everything." Nana said: "Wow, Uncle Nine is so powerful." Xiao Hao said: "He's amazing, we're done, here." But seeing Uncle Nine coming over with a straight face, Nana said, "Uncle Nine is good." Uncle Nine nodded and said, "Yes." ”

Turning his head to Xiaohao Xiaoying, he raised his hand, Xiaohao and Xiaoying said in unison: "Come back to this trick, don't do it, give some face." Uncle Nine said, "No." Suddenly there was a heavy knock on the door of Xiaohao and Xiaoying's heads, and Xiaohao and Xiaoying shouted, "It hurts."

Uncle Nine said: "Why are you still staying, don't you go to get paper, pen, ink and sword." Xiao Hao said: "What." Xiaoying said angrily: "It's yellow paper, red pen, black ink, real knife and wooden sword, senior brother." Xiao Hao said: "Oh." Uncle Nine said: "Are you very angry, don't go to help." Xiaoying grimaced, Nana smiled slightly, the three of them are really getting more and more interesting.

The altar was opened, and Uncle Nine recited a mantra in his mouth: "I summon the Holy Spirit with my left hand, and open the underworld with a sword with my left hand, and avoid the wandering souls and wild ghosts in the world, and I only recruit the soul of the Golden Bell." Immediately afterwards, the weather suddenly darkened, and Uncle Nine said: "Everyone, today is Lord Ren Gongjin to attract the soul into the mansion, all those who are fifteen, twenty-six, thirty-nine and forty-two, snakes, and dogs will turn around and avoid each other, so as not to clash with each other." ”

After everyone avoided according to the words, Uncle Nine recited the "Universal Mantra": "Yin Spirit Yin Spirit, Heaven and Earth Spirit, Taiwei Danshu, the name is enlightened, to the soul of the sun, to transform into a certain form, nine is the blue sky, the star god, shine on Dongxiang, the cave reflects the nine gates, turn the candle and the sun, sweep away the filth, you live in the world and peace, after death, the soul enters the earth first, and then returns to Yan Jun to judge the heavens, the door of the earth, open." ”

I saw that the sky was getting darker and darker, and it was a prelude to the storm, but the dark clouds obscured the sun, but there was only a ray of sunlight that shone down and shone on the basin of water on the ground, and the money in the basin moved, and in about a moment, the sun gradually faded back. Uncle Nine said, "Everyone, you can come and pay respects." Then the crowd turned around, the clouds dispersed, and the weather gradually cleared up. Someone shouted: "One bow, two bows, three bows." All the people bowed and saluted in turn.

Uncle Nine said: "Master Jin's soul has returned to the underworld to report, and Master Jin's immortal body I want to set off today." Boss Jin smiled and said: "Thank you, Uncle Nine, I have arranged a helicopter, you can send it out at any time, or Uncle Nine will not be too late to leave tomorrow." ”

Uncle Nine said: "No, I'm afraid that this time I will go to Yinchuan for too long, Master Jin's immortal will stink, sooner or later, we have to be buried early." Boss Jin said: "Since Uncle Nine has decided, then so be it, how about I let Shijie accompany you." ”

Uncle Nine said, "It's okay." Xiaohao and Xiaoying said: "It's not good." Boss Jin said, "Why." Xiaohao and Xiaoying said: "Because that guy is so annoying." At this time, Nana came over and said, "Dad, I want to go too." Boss Jin said: "You are a girl's house, isn't it annoying Uncle Nine to go, besides, Uncle Nine is going to bury your grandfather, so I don't have time to care about you." ”

Uncle Nine said: "This will not be. Xiaoying and Xiaohao said happily: "Our senior brother will definitely take care of Nana, Boss Jin, don't worry." Jin Shijie bumped into Xiaohao and Xiaoying and said, "And me, I don't need you to take care of my cousin, I'll just do it myself." ”

Boss Jin said: "Well, okay, in that case, add Nana, so that she can recognize where her grandfather's grave is." Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying said happily: "This is about the same. Uncle Nine shook his head and said, "Eventful." Nana smiled, coquettish and happy, Jin Shijie and Xiaohao kept clashing in their eyes, as if they were rivals in love.

In the afternoon, the plane took off, and as soon as the three of them got on the plane, Uncle Nine said, "Xiaohao, Xiaoying, what do you think?" Xiao Hao said: "Master, I'm so dizzy." Xiaoying said: "Me too, Master, you." Uncle Nine said: "I just feel that the world is spinning, just now it was better, and now I am a little worse." ”

Nana said, "Uncle Jiu, are you seasick?" Jin Shijie laughed and said: "I have heard of motion sickness, seasickness, but I have heard of motion sickness for the first time." Xiao Hao said: "What's so funny, it's the first time we've taken a plane." ”

Xiao Hao said: "I have a fear of heights. "The plane flew from Shenzhen to Yinchuan, during which it flew and stopped, and it flew for three days in a row, and the master and apprentice were afraid. When I arrived in Yinchuan, I quickly got off the plane, and Xiaoying said: "I finally arrived in Yinchuan, otherwise I will be the one who will be buried." ”

Uncle Jiu said: "Now that you are in Yinchuan, you must remember that Yinchuan is the territory of the Ningxia Hui people, as long as we take care of ourselves, we must not disturb them, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble." Xiaohao said: "Ningxia Hui, Nana, are you a Hui, why don't I look like it." ”

Nana said: "Our ancestors were originally Hui people, but in the Qing Dynasty we moved to the south, and then after more than 100 years, we intermarried with the locals, and gradually forgot the etiquette of the Hui people, but the only thing that remains unchanged is that we all pay attention to the fallen leaves and return to the roots, and are buried in our hometown after death." ”

Xiaoying said: "I see, so you are a mixed-race child, I heard that a mixed-race child is beautiful, and it is true." Nana smiled coquettishly, and Jin Shijie said: "Then it is needless to say, my woman can't be wrong." Nana got angry and said, "Cousin, what nonsense are you talking about. Xiao Hao said: "Haven't you heard that close relatives can't get married, idiot." ”

Uncle Nine said: "Okay, let's find a place to live first, Xiaoying Xiaohao pulls the coffin." In the evening, Uncle Nine and others found the brigade manager and stayed. Xiao Hao said to Uncle Jiu: "Master, you always look at the window to see what is beautiful, it is dark. ”

Uncle Nine didn't speak, and Xiao Hao walked over to the avenue: "Master." Uncle Nine covered his mouth and said, "Be quiet, there are thieves." Xiao Hao saw that there was a person on the opposite floor who was climbing the window. Xiao Hao said: "Hey, what's the fuss, isn't it just a thief, Master go to bed early, and tomorrow I will go up the mountain to bury Old Man Jin." ”

Uncle Nine said: "You forgot that we are policemen. Xiaoying said: "We are just Zhaoqing police, not Yinchuan police, don't meddle in your affairs, Master, I have been on the plane for three days, and I am still dizzy." Uncle Nine said: "I haven't heard of the police family in the world, and I can't ignore what I saw with my own eyes." ”

Xiaohao smiled: "I haven't heard of any police in the world, but I've heard of the police and bandits in the world." Xiaoying smiled. Uncle Nine said: "You kid, don't go, I'll go." "Just leave. Xiao Hao said: "Hey, our master just has few idle things. After speaking, Xiaoying said, "Are you going too?" ”

Xiao Hao said helplessly: "Who called him our master, a teacher for one day, a father for life, you have to go and help, if you are still dizzy, stay and rest, we will come when we go." Xiaoying said: "Senior brother, I think this is a bit weird, I'm afraid, you come back quickly." Xiao Hao said: "What is there to be afraid of, you can sleep with confidence, we will come when we go." ”