Uncle Nine stepped forward to take a look and shouted, "Stop, little thief." Uncle Nine turned over and a Buddha jumped over the wall, the thief was frightened and hurriedly ran away, Uncle Nine had already expected that a volley flew to kick the thief down, and the thief hated: "Old thing, I didn't steal your things, don't be nosy, if you know each other, get out of my way." ”

Uncle Nine hated: "I don't get out of the way, what do you want." The thief said, "Then don't blame my men for being ruthless. Uncle Nine smiled and said, "Yo, okay, there is a kind, as long as you can take my three moves, I will let you go." The thief said, "Okay, you said it, don't blame it." I saw the thief's hands swaying from side to side, and the sound of "silk, silk" made in his palm, and Uncle Nine said: "Serpentine trickster." ”

The thief smiled: "Old thing, you still know each other." Uncle Nine said: "It's only that you haven't been able to practice at home." Uncle Jiu, with a "poof", he grabbed the thief with one move, and the thief exclaimed: "Impossible, impossible." Uncle Nine said: "You think you are Jackie Chan." At this time, Xiao Hao came running, and Xiao Hao said, "Master, have you caught him?" ”

Seeing that the thief was scolding the master, Xiao Hao was furious and said to Uncle Jiu: "Master, let me catch him back." "Uncle Nine ordered the little thief's Quzhong acupoint, so that he couldn't move and then handed it over to Xiao Hao, Xiao Hao beat the little thief violently, the little thief was dumb and ate coptis, and he couldn't say the bitterness.

When the master and apprentice returned to the hotel, Nana asked, "Did you catch it?" Xiao Hao said: "Here, this fat man looks like a thief." Xiao Hao said a word and knocked on the door of his head, and the thief roared and complained: "Stinky boy, don't knock on your head again, I told you not to knock on your head again, little brother, don't knock on your head again, I obey you." ”

Xiao Hao said: "I ask you, why are you stealing things, and you should invite them truthfully." The thief said bitterly: "Isn't it just stealing underwear and watching a woman take a shower, why are you doing this?" Xiao Hao said: "What, steal a panties and peek at a woman taking a bath." Nana asked, "Did you peek when I was taking a shower?" ”

The thief said, "No." Nana said: "Lie, Xiaohao beat him." Xiao Hao beat him again, and the thief surrendered: "Auntie, uncle, I said, I said, peek a little." Nana waved her fist, Xiaohao giggled, and Sero had a bad premonition and said, "What are you doing, what are you going to do." ”

Nana punches Sero and knocks him unconscious. Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying were startled and said secretly: "It's really scary for a woman to be angry!" Uncle Nine was speechless for a while and said, "Sleep, sleep." Xiao Hao said: "Master, what about this selder." Uncle Nine said: "You can do it." ”

The next day, Uncle Nine said: "Jin Shijie, you take us to see the cemetery where Master Jin is going to be buried." Jin Shijie said: "Won't you bury it directly now?" Xiaoying said sarcastically: "What do you know, we have to look at feng shui first, to see if it is suitable for Master Jin, if it is suitable, we have to choose an auspicious day, this is called choosing a day to be buried, you still think that it is good to dig a grave and bury it alive directly, you will die in the future, I will help you dig the soil directly and bury it alive, or it will be a hundred." ”

Jin Shijie said angrily: "Bastard, are you looking for a fight?" Xiaoying said: "Do you still want to strip naked and pole dance in front of everyone like last time?" "Hmph" glared at Xiaoying and ignored him, turned to Uncle Nine and said, "Uncle Nine, I'll take you to the cemetery." ”

Xiao Hao said: "Master, what should I do with this sermon." Uncle Nine said, "Let's stumble him in the room first, and then talk about it when we come back." Xiao Hao said: "Okay, I'll clean you up when I come back." Xiao Hao threw Serang in the room and said, "Why don't you sleep with Master Jin first?" "Put him in the coffin, because Sero hasn't woken up yet!

Uncle Nine and others climbed Shizui Mountain, Shizui Mountain is named after the confluence of the Helan Mountains and the Yellow River, "the mountain stone protrudes like a mouth", located in the north of Ningxia Hui Autonomous Region, when Uncle Nine and others found the cemetery here, the workers of the cemetery have been waiting here for a long time, Jin Shijie said: "Uncle Jiu, they are the workers of this cemetery. ”

Uncle Nine greeted them, then looked at this cemetery, took out the compass, nodded and said: "This cemetery, commonly known as the hidden dragon's nest, the so-called 'three years to find the dragon, ten years to point the hole', presumably this cemetery Boss Jin has been looking for ten years." The cemetery staff said: "Yes, Uncle Jiu, Boss Jin was thirteen years ago, when he spent three years to buy this land at a high price, and then found someone to order the acupuncture point for ten years, and finally found this acupuncture point." ”

Uncle Nine looked at it, nodded, and said: "Well, that's right, the so-called cemetery is thousands, there are eight hundred and six bad holes, one hundred and eight holes, good holes to find dragons, chickens and phoenix feathers, and the hidden dragon cave is not easy to obtain, if there is a water source, it is the legendary hidden dragon into the sea cave, and there must be water flow in the back mountain." The staff of the cemetery admired: "Yes, Uncle Jiu, there is a small lake behind it, but it is just a small lake that we made artificially to accompany the cemetery, and the water is all tap water." ”

Uncle Nine said, "Take me to see it." So the staff of the cemetery took Uncle Nine and his group to the back mountain, but saw a small lake, about 100 meters wide, Uncle Nine nodded, well, it was noon at this time, the sun was hot, Jin Shijie said: "I'm so thirsty." "Go over and wash your face.

After washing his face, when he turned around, Xiaoying suddenly said: "Why are you so dark, you don't need to be like this when you are a black man." Jin Shijie thought he was lying to himself and scolded: "You just talk nonsense, the water is all drunk, and the weather is so hot, don't bother if you are not thirsty." Nana said, "Yes, cousin, why is your face so dark?" ”

Jin Shijie saw that even Nana said this, it didn't look like a fake, he immediately took his mobile phone to see when his face had become so tanned, he hurriedly became nervous, and shouted loudly, Uncle Nine found out that something was wrong and said, "What did you do just now." Jin Shijie said: "I, didn't I just wash my face." ”

Xiao Hao smiled: "You can make it up." He filled the lake with empty mineral water jars, looked at it, and said, "This water is so clear." About to drink it, Uncle Nine hurriedly said: "Wait, don't drink it yet, Xiaoying, you go and get a piece of white paper, I saw Xiaoying take a paper towel, Uncle Nine poured a mineral water jar full of water on the paper towel, and instantly the clear lake water dripped on the paper towel, and the paper towel actually turned ink, everyone looked at it, how could this be, Uncle Nine said: "This lake water is poisonous." ”

Jin Shijie was shocked and said: "What, it's poisonous, then I washed my face just now, what should I do, what should I do, Uncle Nine, Uncle Jiu, save me quickly, I don't want to die, I still have a lot of money that I haven't used enough... ”

Uncle Nine said: "Don't worry, think about it, I'll help you take the pulse." After a while, Uncle Jiu's suspicious face gradually improved: "Fortunately, I just washed my face and didn't drink it, otherwise I would definitely die, but if this poison is not solved, I'm afraid your face will be rotten." Jin Shijie was so frightened that he cried, Nana kept comforting him, although Xiaohao and Xiaoying hated him, but after all, they didn't have any grudges, so they also came to persuade him. Xiaoying said: "Don't worry, my master is amazing, since he can say this poison, I think he will definitely be able to cure your poison." ”

Xiao Hao said: "Yes, in addition to being a Maoshan policeman, catching ghosts and thieves, my master is also proficient in the five elements and eight seals, Qimen Dunjia, feng shui metaphysics, and some poisons Since it is a feng shui thing, my master is an expert master, master, you say yes." Uncle Nine got goosebumps by him and said, "Well, don't worry, I will definitely cure you." ”

Then Uncle Nine said to everyone: "There must be something buried within ten zhang, and when I start a method to find it, this poison must be solved by looking for this thing." So Uncle Nine made a paper crane with a yellow rune, recited a few spells, only to see the yellow rune paper crane fly up and fell into the lake, Uncle Nine said: "Some things are in the lake, but now the weather is late, and there are no machinery and props, it is not too late to come again tomorrow." ”

Jin Shijie said: "But... Uncle Nine said: "I've seen your poison, and it will take at least a month for the invasion to reflect, but don't worry, I'll go back and find a few patches of medicine for you to eat, so as to temporarily alleviate the toxicity into the body, and I will definitely help you find things out tomorrow." Jin Shijie nodded reassuringly, and that was the only way.

When a few people returned to the brigade management, it was already night, but what scared and strange them was that a group of people came to the brigade, a group of people in black, when Uncle Nine and others passed by them, the people in black led by him kept staring at Uncle Nine without blinking, they were vigilant about something, Xiaoying said: "Master, who are they." ”

Uncle Nine said to everyone: "Be your own, don't meddle in your affairs." Uncle Nine said to Xiao Hao: "Xiao Hao, where are you going to lock up that Selang, eh, the person I arrested last night." Xiaohao whispered: "Well, I put him in the coffin." Uncle Nine was shocked and scolded: "What, what kind of coffin are you locked in, is it in Master Jin's coffin, quick, you will kill people like this, do you know." Xiao Hao knew the seriousness of the matter and said, "Master, I was wrong. "Uncle Nine and the others hurry upstairs to have a look!