Never mess with the mentally ill, never, responsible for how inadequate your IQ will be.

Excerpt from "The Days When I Was a Psychiatric Director"

Huang Huifeng's self-belief is: A perfect day starts with breakfast.

The kitchen has not been used for a long time, and since the earth has fallen into great chaos, all these years have been visited by youkai for the purpose of the treasure buried deep underground by the vampire ancestor, Count Dracula.

Monsters don't like human ingredients very much, they will go out to forage for food by themselves, which makes Huang Hui Feng feel comfortable, anyway, there is no less money, why not.

However, eating wild boars and bison from monsters all day long, Huang Huifeng is also tired of it, after all, he is a human being, cooking and drinking blood all day long, those are all things done by wild beasts.

So Huang Huifeng started growing some rice and wheat in his backyard.

This year's weather is good, the wind and rain are good, and the crops are growing well.

Huang Huifeng's breakfast is usually bread and cheese, and there is a convenience store at the foot of the mountain, so as long as you exchange meat for some necessities.

Although most of them are expired food.

Today is a different morning, because someone started to make breakfast, and it is two energetic big girls.

"Life is not only about the present, but also about the poetic distance."

Huang Huifeng happily put the pickaxe on his shoulder, drank Li Huan's "Song of a Good Man", and walked all the way to the kitchen.

"The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky participate in the Beidou!"

Wow, the smell of eggs after a long absence, wait, how can there be eggs in the kitchen.

No, it smells like gas.

Just when Huang Huifeng thought it was his own delusion, the kitchen exploded.

A huge wave knocked Huang Huifeng into the air, and then fell into the small pond next to him.

The water in the pond was not deep, and Huang Huifeng soon surfaced on the water, and as soon as he appeared, he saw a back figure falling from the sky.

Fortunately, I hid quickly, otherwise I would have been flattened by this UFO.

Li Ke just felt as if a stone was blocked in his chest, and after drinking a few sips of water, it was much more comfortable.

Huang Huifeng was a little confused, how could this good kitchen suddenly explode.

When his eyes swept over the vegetable patch, he suddenly wanted to die.

Thanks to the shock wave just now, the vegetable field was a mess and miserable.

Without waiting for Huang Hui Feng to see the food, Li Ke told him another, even more sad news.

Sleepless nights are smoking.

On fire, to be exact.

All the goblins ran out, carrying buckets and rushing to the pond.

It was the first time Li Ke had seen such a strange goblin.

A yellow toad with presbyopia, a crocodile in trousers, a tiger with a cigar in his mouth, and an elephant with a Gatling on his back.

The world is so wonderful, Li Ke feels that these are the best materials for being a science fiction actor, and he doesn't even need a holster.

The monsters were all in unison, you handed water and splashed water back and forth, and for a while, the fire was quickly controlled.

Huang Huifeng's face began to ease a lot, you must know that this sleepless hotel is his lifeline, not to mention making money, without this hotel, he will have to sleep on the streets.

And he is only a first-level exorcist, and he can't even beat the lowest-level rat monster, so he can walk out of this fantasy forest.

Some people say, give money to the monsters, and ask them to take themselves out.

The problem is that money is not everything, and the monsters don't kill Huang Huifeng, in fact, they just need him to put bathwater on them.

Since ancient times, the rabbit has been strangled, the lackeys have been cooked, the birds have been hidden, and the rabbits have been cooked by dead dogs.

Killing an exorcist who is not in the stream, naturally all the gold coins are their own, and it is a big deal to kill each other, anyway, this is a very common thing in the spirit world.

However, the youkai will remember some kindness, but they will not help humans.

It's like humans pity a cow to the slaughter through a television set, but when you feast on the beef, almost no one remembers the tears that the cow left before it died.

It's scary to think about it, but in fact, we are no different from these monsters.

Therefore, there are very few youkai who can willingly help humans.

These are all mentioned in the exorcist's dictionary, and Huang Huifeng has also experienced it over the years.

Just as the youkai were about to cheer in order to extinguish the fire, the sound of a fuse came from the second floor of the hotel.

At that moment seven dwarfs ran out of a shove of scattered logs.

How could Li Ke not recognize these seven turtle bastards.

"It's all your fault, isn't it good to hide the explosives in the hollow of the tree!"

The dwarf boss shouted angrily at the third.

The third child has no sense of direction, which is very similar to so-and-so, often regardless of the south, east, west, and north.

The third child suddenly felt aggrieved: "You can't blame me, who knew that it would suddenly catch fire!" ”

"Hello, remember me?" Li Ke walked over with a smile while holding a wooden stick.

The dwarf boss was shocked: "I can meet you as a human everywhere, and the ghost will not go away." ”

Fuck your sister, this is Uncle Ben's line.

Li doesn't want these little villains to be verbose, and I don't know if it will be too small to use this stick to play eagles and catch chickens.

At this time, two UFOs rushed out of the roof.

The reason why the word rush was used was because the sharp-eyed Li Ke found that Nanali's tail was on fire, and the initiator was already dizzy with starry eyes at this time.

Sophia transforms into a bat and throws the stupid fox straight in the direction of the pond.

Nanali quickly floated to the surface, her eyes still spinning and spinning in circles.

"Run, inside... There's one in there... Big, big explosives! ”

Sophia grabbed Nanali, who was still dizzy, and flew east without looking back.

The scene was as quiet as death for a while.

At this time, the fourth dwarf said something that made everyone want to strangle him.

"I invented it, it's called the Sky Thunder, and it can blast this house into the sky, hahaha, I'm really a genius."

As soon as the words fell, there was a slight "pop" sound.

Then, like fireworks, every floor of the hotel collectively began to fire outside, and the scene was spectacular.

"Run!"

The monsters smashed the pot open, and the devil knew how much weight this madman had buried under his bed.

"Don't be impulsive, I've got a van!"

Huang Huifeng took the lead and ran towards an open field.

The monsters cried and shouted for their mother's smoke and chased after them, like devils entering the village.

It was a Wuling Rongguang, an extended version, and it looked very new.

Of course, Huang Huifeng drives it for a ride every day.

Soon, all the monsters, big and small, were stuffed into the van, and there was an elephant-kun lying on the roof of the car.

Li Ke seemed to hear the inner cry of the van.

"Brother is a van, not a train!"

Li Ke felt like a piece of bubble gum clinging to the car window, and he didn't even fart.

Thankfully, Huang Huifeng lit the fire very smoothly and then kicked the accelerator.

Wuling Rongguang was like a drunken man who had drunk, taking a very uncoordinated cat step and moving forward.

Looking at the light of the fire that was fading away, Li Ke suddenly sighed in his heart.

At this moment, a huge log smashed down not far in front of the van.

Huang Huifeng hurriedly braked, and then the whole car hugged tightly.

Li Ke felt that his was pressed out.

The elephant on the roof of the car couldn't brake, rolled into a ball and slipped over, like a giant bowling ball.

Before rolling, the elephant left a sentence of "my mother",

Then he was gone.