Historically, the Minions were single-celled creatures, and these one-brained creatures tended to follow powerful creatures. It made them feel safe, so when a big rooster in suspenders killed Count Dracula, the ancestor of the vampires, they immediately swore an oath of absolute loyalty to the wise chicken.

Excerpt from Wikipedia - The Minion Saga

"Earth is such a strange place, and there are fireworks in broad daylight."

Time Chicken Xiaoming was sitting on a windowsill on the fifth floor of the castle at this time, watching intently at the fireworks in the distance.

His thoughts were soon interrupted, though.

"Rub rub!"

An armored humanoid slowly emerges from the darkness.

As if it was a chain effect of the Donomi brand, black figures were revealed in turn in the sun.

Countless pairs of blood-red light lit up from behind the heavy helmet visors, and the entire floor was filled with a palpitating red light in the blink of an eye! The knights marched in a neat phalanx, each one like marionettes, slow and clumsy.

But as the sun's rays were obscured by a cloud, where the sun could not reach, the knights began to raise their pace.

One of the characteristics of any undead who come underground is that they are afraid of the sun.

Xiao Ming indifferently took out his magic weapon, the invisible cloak.

The cloak is tailor-made, 360 degrees without dead ends.

The knights suddenly lost their goal and began to defend back.

The tidal wave of the undead slowly retreated.

This is the second time Xiao Ming has avoided these undead.

At the beginning, when facing these undead, Xiao Ming decisively took out the light gun and began to shoot.

The laws of physics are well verified by these cold, armored undead, who fall one by one.

But soon, their broken shells began to heal, and the speed became faster and faster, Xiao Ming's light spear began to glow red as a whole, and the raindrop-like spray speed gradually could not resist the pace of the knights' advance.

The system tells Xiao Ming that in order to destroy these undead, he must find the caster, the owner of this ancient castle, Count Dracula.

Soon Xiao Ming ran out of ammunition and food, but the number of knights continued unabated.

In desperation, Xiao Ming took out the invisible cloak.

There are two sides to everything, even high-tech.

The effect of the invisible cloak is 15 minutes, the corridor of the castle is a spiral structure, and the undead army outside has a sense of smell that moves when it hears the wind, and wants to leave quietly.

However, this time I was very lucky, Xiao Ming actually ran up to the sixth floor with its Q-bomb short legs.

This is the top floor of the castle.

Legend has it that this is the sleeping place of Count Dracula.

Time Chicken is tired and panting like a cow at this time, but he can't take it lightly at all, and the devil knows if there will be those terrifying undead legions on the sixth floor.

Xiao Ming ran up the hanging ladder again and opened the window that had been sealed for a long time.

Sunlight can dispel darkness, which makes Xiao Ming more confident to deal with the next undead knight.

"Ahh

There was a scream from underfoot.

Count Dracula couldn't have imagined that he would hang up as soon as he was resurrected.

And it was still taken out by a big.

Today is Count Dracula's 243rd birthday, and the Minions are ready to prepare a birthday present for the once powerful boss.

Like many vampires, although the ancestor of this vampire is not very afraid of the sun, the scorching sun is the natural enemy of all dark creatures, even if it is a vampire of Dracula's level, he still has to be cautious in the face of sunlight (in fact, Sophia is not a pure vampire, she is a half-blood, so she can last longer in the sun than ordinary vampires).

In order to absorb the magic of the Extraction Pearl, Count Dracula has been hiding in the castle and practicing in retreat. Sleep during the day and practice high-level vampire magic at night.

As long as it is fused with the Pearls of Extraction, it can absorb anyone's blood through the air, even the oil in the fuel tank of a car.

There is a high-level seal left by the exorcist outside the door, in fact, these self-righteous exorcists can't imagine that the enchantment they have painstakingly set up is indeed to make wedding clothes for others.

In the first battle of the castle, Count Dracula knew that he was invincible, so he detonated himself and turned into a puddle of pus and blood, lurking in the secret passage of the castle.

Unbeknownst to the exorcist, the exorcist thought he had finally killed the vampire, so he left the barrier and left.

The powerful enchantment leaves the monster hunters who come to hunt for treasure helpless, and the enchantment can only be broken from the inside, and the outside is impregnable.

Minions are a single-celled creature from ancient times, their uniform body is as slender as a ham sausage, a large eye occupies more than half of their face, they have a mouth, no nose, and these guys have a characteristic.

Because they are single-celled creatures, their strong self-healing ability has made them alive from ancient times to the present, which can be described as truly immortal.

And they also like to follow the strong because they are afraid of the fear that comes with helplessness.

The Minions are always loyal to their masters, and they work diligently and without complaint, until they "kill" each of their masters.

The first owner was a Tyrannosaurus rex, sent directly to the scorching crater by the Minions with a rolling stone; The second master was a strong ancient man, and when he was fighting with the mammoth, he could have fought with a huge club in his hand, but he was replaced with a whip handed by the Minions, and then tragically trampled to death; The third is a general on the battlefield, and after defeating the enemy army, he is accidentally sent by the elated Minions to feed the sharks in the Pacific Ocean.

The vampire in front of him is the most capable of all heroes. The Minions swore that they would serve this powerful master well.

This birthday party was carefully prepared by the Minions, in order to let the owner watch his performance quietly, the Minions wrapped all the limbs of the master with iron chains, so that the master would not run around as soon as he woke up.

Everything is ready, the Minions have specially put on their dresses, and the flowers have been prepared, and the owner of the blood-colored cake will definitely like it.

“surprise！”

Count Dracula looked very happy, and it was rare for him to have a child's heart.

Just as he was about to taste the delicious cake in front of him, tragedy struck.

A beam of sunlight shone directly on his celestial spirit cover.

Count Dracula had an unbearable headache, his body was boiling like boiling water, and the first thing he had to do at this time was to leave this place immediately, only to find that his limbs were tied.

How can a mere chain trap the famous vampire ancestor, Count Dracula only needs a little force, and the chain will be broken.

But no matter how hard he tried, he still couldn't get rid of this rusty iron chain.

When the Minions first saw their master like this, they hugged each other in fear, and they looked at a loss.

The ancestor of this powerful vampire was reduced to ashes.

The Minions, the longest-serving of their masters, began to look sad, spanning two centuries.

A long shadow was reflected on the white floor, and a majestic figure filled the Minions' eye sockets.

Xiao Ming felt a strong hostility behind him, and hurriedly looked back, and was immediately frightened.

A room full of minions hugged it.

Dividing line

Huang Huifeng has always been confident in his skills, and even now he is squeezed to the point where he can only turn the steering wheel and step on the accelerator.

In Li Ke's eyes, Huang Huifeng's driving skills made him very entangled, and the strength of the bearded uncle in front of him turned the steering wheel as if he was drinking cow's milk from babies and young children, and Li Ke seemed to hear the screams of the steering wheel clicking.

"Boss Huang, our car seems to be overloaded, if you want to be caught, you will be deducted a lot of points!"

A yellow-skinned frog youkai laughed.

If you just say, "Do you know how to drive, shake it, dance disco!" It is estimated that Huang Hui Feng was excited, and he took the whole car to reincarnate with one foot of the accelerator.

So you have to be tactful, don't stimulate the hot-blooded uncle in front of you.

Huang Huifeng snorted: "Deduct points, you have to have a driver's license, I have been driving without a license for 10 years and 96 days." ”

The scene was awkward at one point.

Li Ke knew that every monster was very entangled: whether the hotel owner who didn't slip away would be able to drive.

A green bull monster said what everyone was thinking: "Boss Huang doesn't have a driver's license, you dare to drive, I see you driving crookedly." ”

Huang Huifeng looked disapplieving: "It's okay, the wine is strong and intimidating, I just drank a bottle of Erguotou, my mind is very clear, and it is proper to go to Rome." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone's faces turned pale.

The green bull monster kept a straight face, so that he would not get angry: "Boss Huang, why don't you go and get a driver's license!" What a simple thing. ”

Huang Huifeng sighed: "I won't tell you, my brother is a thousand degrees of myopia, and his right leg is still a little cramped, and he hasn't passed the exam five times, so he can only be self-taught." ”

"I'll go, pit daddy, no, you tm give me a park!"

Li Ke felt that he was safer outside.

"I wanted to stop, too, but the brakes were broken, and the brake tube was stuck in the wood when I came out just now. Attention, everyone, it's going down a steep slope! ”

At this moment, the van is like a chicken blood, the tires have already burst two, this steep slope is like the last 100 meters of the FI track, the steep slope gives the van more and more acceleration, and the exorcist uncle in front of him will step on the accelerator to the end.

A cart of monsters were all hugged tightly at this time.

Now there is no way to hug the King Kong gourd baby, the van took a brisk walk and directly hit a towering tree.