I heard that everyone was very interested in going to the underworld, and it was because of Sun Bolai's news today, so I simply brought everything I could, leaving only the hot pot king, Taier, and Kong Fatzi who didn't want to go. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Therefore, there are still a lot of people in our group: Lolixi, me, Ren Xiaoyan, Ximen Blowing Snow, Supreme Treasure, Bai Xiaogu, Xiao Diamond Wind plus Wu Jin, the mighty Eight Immortals crossed the sea through any door to reach the 10,000th of Xudu, and they started working in our small restaurant that has not yet opened.

After the discomfort adjustment of the initial crossing, Ren Xiaoyan began to look at my small restaurant with interest, and commented while watching: "This decoration is a bit interesting, it is still retro style, and it is almost time to catch up with the tourist spots outside - whose is this?" ”

I honestly said, "This is mine too." ”

"Yours?" Ren Xiaoyan's eyes suddenly lit up: "Why bother if you don't see it, your sneaky business is still quite big, and you can buy a property here-it seems that my father's evaluation of you is still too low, I have to talk to him when I go back." ”

"That's, who is my eldest brother!" Xiao Zuanfeng praised me triumphantly: "You go back and ask your father, no matter how rich his friends are, who can still have a place to eat for free after they die - he is the only one, no matter whether he lives or dies, he can't starve, this is all the credit of my eldest brother." ”

Ren Xiaoyan rolled her eyes at him: "It's good if I can say this, I'm afraid that if I don't believe it, I'll beat me up...... It's a pity, why bother, how good it is for you to open the sun in this store, and won't there be another weight on the balance of victory? ”

A voice suddenly came from the door: "What's wrong with this, isn't it just that people are not dead?" As long as you squeak, I'll help you detain the soul at once. ”

The voice came suddenly, not only Ren Xiaoyan but also us were startled, and when we turned our heads, we found that the horse was fluttering with a smile at the door, Ren Xiaoyan quickly slipped behind me and hid, probing her head and saying, "Who is he?" ”

"Civil servants, which is commonly known as horse noodles." When I was supposed to be Xiaoyan, I waved at the horse flutter and said strangely, "Why are you here?" ”

"The deacon asked me to show you the way," Ma Mian smiled and walked up to salute Lori, and then asked me, "Tell me, who do you want to get down?" ”

"Don't get it!" Ren Xiaoyan hurriedly shouted, "Just kidding, don't you go and get my dad down......" As she spoke, her hand secretly pinched my back, and I could only squeak: "Yes, don't mess around, it's just a joke." ”

"Whatever you want, it's not my business anyway," Ma Pu pouted and said bluntly to Lori: "Gongju, why don't we go?" ”

"That's okay, Brother Ximen, Xiao Zuanfeng, and Second Brother Wu, you stay, pack up the things that are ready to open," Lo Lixi directly named: "Xiao Gu, Supreme Treasure come with us-"

Ren Xiaoyan said that ordinary people didn't dare to refute, and she had the ability to take care of her, so no one had any opinions, and they were quickly assigned to each other - we went out with him to take a look, yo, there was a big and new business car parked at the door, and the head looked like a snake's head, and the original eight-handed Audi that was ventilated on all sides was long gone.

"Shotguns for guns, you!" I praised, "Why don't I recognize the license plate?" ”

"This is a bullet train, the speed of the old nose is fast!" Ma fluttered skillfully on the car and lit the fire, and boasted triumphantly while pulling the gear: "But it didn't cost money, it was the ...... that my descendants burned to me from my ancestors."

Before the words fell, the bullet car had already rushed out, and the ghost outside the window immediately turned into a phantom, only to feel that the yin wind continued to pour in from the open window, and he had already walked on the country road and began to rush forward - but fortunately, even if he was proud, he still didn't dare to forget his task, and as soon as the speed was mentioned, he immediately asked: "Gongju, where are we going, first to find chickens or people first?" ”

"Looking for chickens," Lori said quietly: "Haven't you heard the phrase that chickens can't be lost?" ”

"Howler!" The front of the car suddenly turned, and the train changed directions and continued to gallop away......

The place where the gray family is located is not far from No. 10,000, we arrived in the car for more than an hour, the destination is a mountain that looks extremely high, the mountain peak stretches for hundreds of miles into the sky, the horse flutters and drives the car until it can't drive before stopping, and takes a spear from the car and carries it on his back: "I'll accompany you to Gongju?" ”

"No," Lolita waved her hand and said, "You guard the car here, remember to close the door, we'll come when we go." ”

Ma fluttered and hurriedly said: "It's not safe here, Gongju!" He insisted, "I'd better go with you, right?" ”

"It's okay for you to accompany me in normal times, but now in a special period, what if you want to accompany me and lose my car?" Lolita shook her head again: "Also, look at today's moon, do we need to be afraid?" ”

Hearing this, we all looked up and saw a huge bright moon hanging in the sky, and the moonlight like silver sand sparsely sprinkled on the ground, and the outline of the entire mountain peak was revealed—and then, we all looked at the Supreme Treasure in horror, and we began to retreat......

"Why haven't I transformed?" Supreme Treasure reacted and said in surprise: "What does this mean?" ”

"The moon yin qi in the underworld is too strong and the yang qi is insufficient," Luo Lixi smiled and said: "Unless someone crosses the yang qi for you, you will definitely not be able to change your body." ”

I glanced at the Supreme Treasure, and I replied, "Well, the Yang Qi you said won't be ......."

"Mouth to mouth," Lori nodded indifferently, "And it can only be you- uh, as long as you don't mind, Miss Ren can do it too." ”

Ma fluttered and suddenly said: "It turns out that you also brought a transformation demon pet, then I will rest assured!" That's nice! ”

I pulled my hair down one by one and said in despair, "Okay, you're paralyzed!" I've fallen into a pit! ”

We walked hundreds of meters in the direction of the col, and saw a small river at the foot of the mountain, and walked forward along the river for hundreds of meters, and suddenly encountered a peach forest, hundreds of meters around the river are full of peach trees, the green grass is like a fragrance, and the peach blossoms fall when the wind blows.

Lolita nodded and said, "Find the right one, this is it." ”

At the end of the peach grove is a straight mountain wall, there is a small hole at the foot of the mountain, there is a faint light, we look inward from the entrance of the cave, at first narrow, then gradually widen, until finally it is cheerful - outside the cave is still a new world, the land is flat and wide, the houses are neat, there are countless fertile fields and ponds, mixed with all kinds of trees, there are only two races living here, one is the gray family of the god chicken we are looking for, and the other is countless kobolds, the two live in harmony and live in it.

We were amazed, suddenly we heard a rapid sound of gongs and drums, all the chickens and dogs immediately scattered and fled, before we could understand, an army of chickens and dogs surrounded us violently, and the bright chicken claws and dog teeth were exposed to us, fierce and fierce, and the war was only a touch!

I didn't say a word and pulled out the kitchen knife, Wang Mazi card, Ren Xiaoyan pulled out the iron chopsticks, Xiao Gu's hands stretched out as if preparing to cast a spell, only Lori smiled confidently and said nothing-I was about to remind her not to be careless, at this time, a mouth on the side stretched out, and shouted:

"Give me some yang, give me some yang, it's too late to start fighting again......"

I slapped the Supreme Treasure to the side, and said urgently: "Ruoxi, what are you doing?" ”

Lolita ignored me, just raised her hand from her pocket: "Everyone, please see, I have a token." She was carrying a shiny and slippery chicken feather in her hand, needless to say, it must have been ripped off the ass of Mengrushen's chicken.

"Huh?" The chicken immediately crowed a few times, and the chicken and dog each withdrew their blades, and then said to us: "It turns out that we are friends of the Gray Family, please wait a moment, I will go and ask the elders to come." ”

He handed the chicken feathers to the side, and immediately a chicken left with fluttering wings in its mouth, and after ten or so minutes, he saw a group of old dogs and chickens slowly passing through the chicken and dog group, no need to introduce, the appearance of the light has already explained the identity of their elders - well, the dog hair is already bald, and the chicken feathers are not falling out, it is similar to plucking the hair and throwing it into the basin waiting to be disemboweled, doesn't this explain the problem?

Among the three chickens and two dogs, the old chicken with the first cockscomb said: "Distinguished guests, I don't know what you are doing here?" ”

"Elder, we want to ask for your help from the Ash Fighting Family," Luo Lixi said directly: "I am Xue Ruoxi, the daughter of the Emperor of the Ten Palaces of Yama, and I want to find the Plane Chicken if I have something." ”

"Chrono chicken?" The corners of the elder's mouth twitched twice, and his eyes wandered: "We welcome the princess when she comes, but we are willing to do our best to help anyone who is not looking for a time chicken—but this is the only thing!" ”

"Why can't he?" My face changed drastically: "You have done a good job in this business, no matter what I want, but I can't do it -- you have been in the Letters and Visits Office before, this official ...... Gee! ”

Yanguan Chicken shook his head and said, "This is wrong! Since you are not idle characters when you come with the princess, you should know the term butterfly effect, right? Once you let the space-time chicken return to space-time to change history, it will definitely cause earth-shaking changes to the world, even if the ten halls of Yama can't afford it, let alone you! ”

Nima! I really didn't expect that there was a great physicist hiding in this bright village, who was more familiar with space-time theory than me, and even used the proper noun of butterfly effect - I always thought that the butterfly effect was the name of a boring time-traveling drama, but I didn't expect it to be space-time theory!

Lori said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "Elder, you misunderstood, our crossing is different from ordinary people, and it will not cause changes in history, and I hope that the elder will be large." ”

"Impossible!" A black-skinned chicken on the side said categorically: "Don't tell me that you go back and don't do anything just to see your beloved for the last time - we have heard a lot of this story, and we have played it on TV, at that time, who of you humans can still take care of time and space, and Ma Liu, who was already happy, went to steal joy alone!" ”

Lolita was speechless when he asked: "...... Belch?! Needless to say, she must have watched this kind of bubble drama, and she was also poisoned - the most obvious evidence is that she doesn't know what to say, and the inferior nature of human beings is understood too comprehensively!

The three chickens and two dogs said together: "Look, we got it right, right?" ”

I was bored and said, "What if they weren't human?" ”

One of the two dogs, the elder who looked like a police dog Heibei, said angrily: "What person? ”

Everyone looked at me, and I could only take a step forward, clasping my nostrils and not opening my mouth - not that I didn't speak, but I didn't think about how to say it for a while: according to international practice, I should answer 'Chinese', but if I talk about the relationship between yin and yang, I should say 'living people', and according to science fiction, I should answer 'earthlings'...... What the hell am I going to say about this place, it really stumps me!

In the end, all I can say is, "I'm the purest and the best after layers of screening, and the only one left who can come here to find you!" ”

The five animals suddenly thought together: "Oh, scum! ”