There are two recipes that we know now, one is the grass on the wall, which feels like it can make people recall the past, and the wandering ghosts of the underworld will recall the past and relieve the symptoms of addiction. The second is the pastry is the Wang Ba cake, Kong Fat Man said that I only know that it has this miraculous effect, making people instantly bigger and fatter, saying that the Hulk transformation has little to do with this, right?

Originally, I was going to wait and study these two dishes, but the situation took a sharp turn, and we had to put it on the agenda immediately!

Ren Xiaoyan's eyes just drifted on me, and before she could speak, I immediately confessed: "Okay, since this matter has fallen on me, then you can go back with the wind with peace of mind, even if I don't eat or drink, I have to get something out for you!" ”

"I'm not going back," Ren Xiaoyan shook her head in disgust: "I heard that you have a lot of rooms upstairs, just with the relationship between us helping each other, it's no problem for me to stay in one, right?" I'll just wait here......" She went upstairs on her own, and I hurriedly called Xiao Gu Xiao Zhuanfeng to go up and help clean up the bed-worthy of being the daughter of a big family, and a word blocked our retreat. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

I've only heard of a trip that says go, but I haven't heard of a guest who comes when he says it!

When she left, Kong Fatzi told us about his experience in the dish of Wang Ba cake: this dish is actually a kind of cake like Wang Ba, sweet and crispy and soft that melts in the mouth, and the aftertaste is soft and long, according to his years of experience as a senior foodie, this thing should be made of a material called Wang Ba Egg, and the process is made after breaking up the egg white protein and removing impurities, although he does not know the specific production method, there is a personal ...... Uh, but it must be clear!

This person is a strange ghost in the underworld, a turtle immortal known as the master of the underworld kung fu.

The turtle immortal lives in the three-way sea of the underworld, and all the turtle sons in the water tribe are his descendants, I took the time to look at the Difu shopping APP on my mobile phone, and sure enough, the bastard was marked with the word 'out of stock', and it seems that it was really monopolized by Ya - from this, it is known that the ghost kitchen and him must have been inextricably linked!

Without further ado, anyway, it is easy and convenient to enter and exit the underworld, and we don't even need a landing visa, so we immediately left, and in addition to the 10,000-year-old bodyguard Ximen Blowing Snow, Ge Ge Lo Lixi, who is in charge of the Difu territory, and the little drill wind of the Golden Oil Horse Boy, there is also a big flicker Kong Fat Man who runs a cram school, and a group of five people is heading towards the Santu River.

Going out from the capital city similar to a modern metropolis, we have been carrying out in the dungeon wilderness similar to dusk, and there are lonely ghosts wandering from time to time, but after seeing the license plate, it is honest, I didn't dare to come out of this mountain, but I drove it, but it cost us a lot less effort.

The reason why we went without making any preparations, one is because there is too late, and the other is that we don't think there is much of a problem with this matter, after all, Ximen blows snow Lolita is a VIP-level master in the underworld, no matter how powerful the turtle fairy is, it is just a turtle, rather than going around three or four, it is better to be bright and fair, and the opposite face is placed in front of him, I don't believe that Ya really doesn't give it!

The car ran for a while, but there was still no road, only the faint zigzag mountain in the distance became clear, and below that was the Santu Sea, which was the residence of the legendary turtle immortals.

After a while I felt the ground begin to fall, and at the same time there was a faint vapor in the air, and the smoke and mist gradually faded, and the huge and boundless water was gradually revealed in front of us, and at the same time I could faintly see the vault of a huge building in front of me, and the huge and distinct roof was like a turtle shell, and in the haze it was like seeing a giant tortoise.

When I came to the front, I found that this is a huge dome house, a bit of a cartoon Hobbit house, there are ghosts of all ages guarding the door, waiting to see through the autumn water, as if waiting for this person or something - after getting out of the car, the little drill fan is extremely clever to come up and ask, then I know that we are not lucky, now is the day when the turtle immortals recruit apprentices once a year, everyone must be screened here to cross the sea into the island, see the turtle immortals for the final exam, counting, not three, five or seven hours will definitely not be our turn.

I called everyone together to discuss: "What's the matter, who's going to find a way to get through the back door?" ”

Everyone stared at Lorixi, she understood in a flash, and said with a sense of deflatedness: "I selfishly think that this place is no longer 9527, even if the identity is revealed, others may not be able to face, at that time, it will be a small matter without a face, and it will be a big leak, wouldn't it be even worse?" ”

We thought that this was indeed the reason, if she spoke well, she would not be angry and recruit people from the legendary world to help, it seems that I have to outwit this matter, so I said: "Don't look at her, which of you will go up and try?" ”

Everyone frowned, Xiao Zhuanfeng thought for a while and began to make a move: "Why don't Brother Simon go up and dance a sword?" ”

Ximen Fuxue tucked the hem of his white coat into his pants and asked me, "I can help with the killing, but are you sure?" ”

I thought about it for a while, and sighed: "Forget it, aren't we the criminals who came to kick the field and go all the way into the wilderness?" Besides, this knife will tell the world about our 3,000 weak water depths, and it's not such a way to die! ”

Simon Fuxue pulled the hem out of his trouser belt again and stood up.

Kong Fatzi suddenly stood up: "I'd better go." ”

These words caught us a little off guard, because everyone knows that this fat man has neither kung fu nor power, and his only ability is to open a cram school to talk about cross talk, and he is still poor, if he can talk about the little brother of the turtle immortal, why bother in the first place?

Lori said, "Why don't we add it up again?" ”

Kong Fatzi walked towards the door at the head of the team without looking back: "I said I'll go." ”

Before we could say anything, the fat man had already pushed open the door and walked in, and as the huge wooden door opened and closed, it completely disappeared into the door.

……

Less than three minutes after the fat man entered, the door suddenly opened, and he accompanied a middle-aged turtle to hurry from the inside, humanoid, with a shell behind him, there was a sense of déjà vu that the Ninja Turtles had transformed into a human, he stretched out his hand and pointed at me, and signaled: "This way, this way, you see him......"

They came straight to me, and finally stood in front of us and stared at me and said, "Oh, he's it!" ”

I scratched my ears and cheeks, and I didn't know what to say: "What is it?" ”

"Ghost Kitchen!" Kong Fat Man turned his back to me, his face trembled vigorously, and it took me a long time to see that the mung bean eyes in the pile of fat meat were blinking, and he squeezed his eyebrows and made his eyes as if he had shown it: "He is your eldest brother Wu Sangui, the great apprentice of the Turtle Immortal, although you have been reincarnated thirty-six times, they have never forgotten you!" ”

it! Engage in a long time Turtle Immortal and Ghost Chef are actually sworn brothers, literally, maybe the names of these two should be Ghost Immortals or Turtle Kitchen, Kong Fatzi borrowed the slope and let me pretend to be a high trick, turning over for the clouds and covering the hands for the rain, and in an instant we changed our flag and became the master, unless-

I pressed around the fat man and said, "Turtle Immortal, his wife won't have seen the moon on the roof with the ghost chef, right?" ”

Kong Fatzi shook his head firmly.

I was relieved at this time, and I resolutely said to Wu Sangui with perseverance: "I am a ghost chef!" ”

Wu Sangui looked me up and down a few times, and suddenly sneered: "Do you know how many ghosts pretend to be my master's sworn brother reincarnated every year to cheat and cheat and cheat and cheat and be beaten by us with their legs discounted?" ”

I was completely relieved, "Luckily I don't eat or drink." ”

"It has nothing to do with eating and drinking, the main thing is to deceive his old man's feelings," Wu Sangui continued to preach and threaten: "If you are fake, I advise you to rein in the precipice and turn back." ”

I looked back at Ximen Blowing Snow, my heart was full of joy, I turned my head and said coldly: "If you want to fight fake, hurry up, and if you don't fight, send me to your master...... Knocking on the teeth, Huazi is looking forward to Chaoying catching up with the United States, and he can produce 10,000 catties per mu, which is an exaggeration, and we have already passed that time, okay. ”

Wu Sangui looked at me with deep meaning, and beckoned helplessly: "Follow me." ”

He led us around the crowd...... No, the envious eyes of the ghosts passed through the house, came to the edge of the two big rocks by the lake, pouted and whistled, and soon saw a huge turtle like a speedboat riding the wind and waves to tread the water, the lake water on both sides splashed like a fan leaf, getting closer and closer, everyone happily waved at the turtle: "Here, here!" ”

Wu Sangui subconsciously stepped back, and at the same time coughed and reminded us: "This is sixteen cylinders!" ”

I didn't react for a while, and said casually: "I've long wanted to take a speedboat, as long as I don't dive, I will get what I want." ”

Xiao Diamond interjected: "What if you dive?" ”

Without waiting for me to speak, the fat man on the side shook his head first: "Don't say it, if you dive, I won't sit - I hate that wet feeling since I was twelve years old, whether it's upper or lower body ......"

Little Diamond Wind smiled strangely: "Twelve years old? Your crotch got wet early! ”

I explained: "In ancient times, it was said that you could marry a wife at the age of thirteen or fourteen. Speaking of this, I can't help but be fascinated, it seems that the so-called modern problem of early love was actually solved by the ancients a long time ago, and the specific method is to get married early, so that people can devote themselves to learning once and for all - and because it solves the impulse and haze of the opposite sex in adolescence, so there will be so many young geniuses and young princes, and it is absolutely reasonable for the youth to be strong in China!

By this time, the sixteen-cylinder turtle speedboat was getting closer and closer to the shore, and I suddenly found a clue from the distance between Wu Sangui and us, and exclaimed, "Not good—" and quickly retreated backwards.

…… But I was obviously late for this sound, and the sixteen-cylinder turtle speedboat suddenly turned around as it rushed to the shore, and the wall of water thrown up from the stern of the boat splashed at us, and at the moment when everyone was about to get wet, a figure rose from the ground among us, and the silver light danced, blocking all the walls of water.