I'm not out of luck with this, I still have a few sets of bad ways in my heart that I haven't mentioned, such as letting Tai Er make a fan in the middle of the night to make some illusions and pretend to be the ancestors to dream, or make a few small haunted houses to make trouble, or simply go to the house with a bunch of rats to turn over the river and the sea - it's just that these tricks are only external factors, and they are not as good as letting Ya die by herself, after all, Kong Fatzi is experienced in cram school, and I will make up my mind when he says it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Kong Fatzi looked around and said happily: "This thing is the same as teaching and educating people, just do the opposite, as long as we pick up the requirements of their big families to choose their daughters-in-law one by one, we will naturally be able to find a suitable way to drop it." ”

The eyes of all of us are shining, don't say it, this is really a way to draw salaries from the bottom of the kettle, there are always certain requirements for wealthy families to choose sons-in-law and daughters-in-law, and if we can't meet the requirements, we will naturally stop fighting!

We rejoiced, "Can you tell me?" ”

Kong Fatzi put the purple clay pot on the table, snapped his fingers and began: "The first thing must be the right door, and the difference between the door is too big, and it will definitely not work......

I slapped the table and reminded him: "That kid's family has come to propose, don't you think this is nonsense?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan shook her head indifferently, "To be honest, their family is indeed a trench, and there is a hao next to the word soil, but this has nothing to do with my half-dime - as long as I don't wait for the rice to go to the pot, I can't run for money." ”

I was surprised: "You are quite sincere!" ”

Everyone nodded, Ren Xiaoyan said heartily: "That's for sure, the blood flowing in my heart is surging with the voice of our Ren family, there is really no way to retreat, and I can only make do with it - if you are stubborn and play personality, you can't go to the dark and you can't look at the corpses in your house all over the field, it's useless to have no money." ”

"Then let's talk about the second point: gentle personality, knowledgeable and reasonable, family education tradition, stable personality......" halfway through speaking, Kong Fatzi himself was happy, tilted his head and thought: "It seems that this is almost the same as what you just discussed!" ”

"I can't see this advantage, no one knows it, I see that people's hearts are too heavy and there is a long way to go, we have to come to a knife that can cut off the water," we urged: "Next, next!" ”

Kong Fatzi continued: "Dignified appearance, down-to-earth and generous? ”

We looked at Ren Xiaoyan's face together, and then turned our heads and shook our heads, Ren Xiaoyan's face was a little red: "What are you laughing at, I look ugly?" ”

Lori Xi accosted: "Where! It's so much better than what I'm used to! The rest of the people immediately nodded their heads, and Du Wu Dalang was noncommittal about this, and I muttered: "Then for sure, all the people in front of you are ghosts, and only Brother Wu's family has a red face and trouble......"

Kong Fatzi frowned and said: "It's really difficult for you to be so familiar with the conversation, you know the root and know the same age, if you are my daughter, I will persuade you to try!" "We also feel reasonable when we listen to it, and we don't know it in detail, and only then do we realize that this is really what it is-

Ren Xiaoyan said unhappily: "Uncle, where are you standing?" Hey, the renegade revolution is addictive, right, you have defected to the enemy and treason if you don't have a gun, you must have been a traitor or a translator of two devils in your last life! ”

I retorted weakly: "Don't say it, he is really not a traitor, but the master is more diligent...... There is no positive shape, and if you are discouraged, supper will not be counted as you! ”

Kong Fatzi laughed and said: "Won't I just say it, don't take it seriously - I think ah, we really can't start from the appearance, let them feel that the girl is not worthy of their son, won't the matter be over?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan was stunned and said, "You don't want to disfigure me, do you?" ”

Kong Fatzi smiled silently, and I suddenly thought I was cheerful: "He said to remove makeup, right?" ”

"Phew, you think women are the same!" Ren Xiaoyan rolled her eyes and spat at me: "I don't wear makeup." ”

Only then did I understand: "Born beautiful-" hurriedly handed over to the fat man, "Hey, Brother Qiu, you don't really want the girl to disfigure herself, right?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan confessed: "If I really want to be disfigured, then I might as well grit my teeth and get married-I can still leave if I marry wrongly, where do you make me cry if I am disfigured?" ”

Several women, including Lo Lixi, thought about it and nodded sincerely: "Tell the truth!" ”

We racked our brains with nonsense, Kong Fat Man was happy to be quiet, snorting tea on the side, with a spring breeze on his face, a bit of Sima Zhao's heart, I immediately yelled at the back kitchen and dragged him into this chaotic battlefield: "Brother Wu, don't stew a bowl of wontons!" ”

"Don't!" Kong Fatzi immediately squirmed towards a seven-inch snake, and struggled nervously: "Do you think it's funny to always threaten me with food!" ”

I squinted at him: "Regardless of the black cat and white cat, the one who catches the mouse is a good cat, and the one who lacks the heart and eye is hard." ”

The fat man Hula stood up and put the pot on the table, and said with a straight face: "Don't guess everyone, don't be disfigured, all we have to change is the weight - girl, how heavy are you?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan didn't know what to call and twisted her head to find the answer: "What do you mean by this?" ”

Lolixi immediately formed a united front and said dissatisfiedly: "A woman's weight and age are secrets, uncle, what you say is really inappropriate!" ”

Kong Fatzi waved his hand indifferently, "It's not important, let's assume a hundred catties......"

Ren Xiaoyan suddenly looked anxious: "Ninety-three!" Where's a hundred?! ”

Lorixi's eyes lit up, and she screamed: "One hundred and seventy-five is only ninety-three, you are in such a good figure......"

Xiao Gu muttered, "Isn't it too thin?" ”

Speaking of this kind of thing, the woman immediately became interested, and the style of painting instantly changed from chaotic to picky and thin, I slapped the table a few times, and raised the voice by 20 percentage points: "Don't go off-topic, don't go off-topic - Brother Qiu continues!" ”

Kong Fatzi: "The young man who weighs ninety-three pounds has taken a fancy to her, but you say, if she becomes one hundred and ninety-three pounds, can this kid still look at her?" ”

We shook our heads together: "That can't be!" Dudu Xiaozhuanfeng was a little hesitant: "Why do I think the fatter the better?" ”

There was a sparkling saliva on his lips, and I kind of understood why he felt that the fatter the better......

No one paid attention to him, everyone's attention was focused on the fat man, and I instantly understood: "A fat destroys everything, and she becomes 200 pounds and the kid still likes it, which is really lacking in heart." ”

Xiao Gu muttered: "It's called true love if you're fat or thin!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan was stunned for a moment, and said with a sad face: "The trick is a good move, but do you think you can hide it?" It's useless to look fat! ”

Kong Fatzi said confidently: "What if it is really fat for a hundred and ten pounds?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said in horror: "Then you kill me, forget it - this is not much better than disfigurement!" ”

"Then let me put it this way: if there is something that can make you gain one or two hundred pounds in a short period of time, and then return to normal after this level, do you think it can be done?"

I screamed, "This is fat, not STRONG?" ”

Kong Fatzi nodded: "That's!" ”

We all nodded our heads and crossed eyes in approval: "If you can win like this, the enemy will not be able to guess this ...... even if you are cunning."

Ren Xiaoyan's face clearly expressed her doubts, but her cleverness was beyond my surprise, and she sensed an unusual taste from our support alone: "You guys are weird, is there something hidden from me?" ”

We laughed: "You can see it, in fact, we are either gods or ghosts!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan glared at me amorously, "Virtue!" Then she said to Kong Fatzi: "It's okay if they're unreliable, uncle, you're still dozens of years old, are you lacking in heart?" ”

Kong Fatzi said happily: "I am actually a saint......

Ren Xiaoyan sighed helplessly and asked me, "Hey, can you tell me the truth?" ”

I smiled and continued to be sincere: "What they say is the truth......" Halfway through the words, seeing that Ren Xiaoyan obviously showed signs of rampage, he quickly changed his words: "Okay, okay, since the old man promised you to rest assured about this matter, go back and rest, and let him get it for you tomorrow......"

Kong Fatzi hurriedly skimmed himself off: "Hey, I'm just making suggestions, you still have to get the stuff!" ”

I had an equilateral triangle on my face: "What does it have to do with me?" ”

Kong Fatzi said with a smile: "The second dish of the gods and ghosts banquet, Wang Ba cake has an effect, who are you not going to serve?" ”