Ximen Blowing Snow made a timely move, and finally saved us from the tragic situation of being drenched in soup, I peeked at Wu Sangui, this guy's stunned expression finally made me understand this grandson's uneasy kindness - he must be holding back his strength to look at my jokes, or if Brother Simon is not there, we will be really embarrassed to go to Grandma's house this time. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Kong Fatzi smirked at Wu Sangui: "What do you say?" I've tried and asked, can I see your master? ”

Wu Sangui was a little relieved for a while, and said dumbfoundedly: "Ah, see you......"

We hooked shoulders with Wu Sangui and got on the back of the turtle together, the giant turtle farted, with this force to leave the shore, and began to drive towards the Santu Lake, all the way to the regular but no more speeding, not long after I saw a small island in the lake, there is a wooden house built in the green in the spring, there is an old man with muscle bumps like a terminator squatting at the door, just look at the back is a fierce murderous aura!

We nervously followed Wu Sangui ashore to the gate of the courtyard, and we were a little nervous about meeting the biggest behind-the-scenes boss of the amphibian clan in Santu Lake.

Wu Sangui took the lead in walking over, bowed and saluted, "Master, they have arrived." ”

The turtle immortal didn't hear the slightest move, and he didn't know if he heard it or not, but he heard the sound of tsk coming by chance, and Wu Sangui screamed twice, and the muscle bumps still didn't move-Wu Sangui turned around and explained indifferently and solemnly: "Well, my master is practicing, I think it's better to wait." ”

We waited for a quarter of an hour, and from behind us, the old turtle didn't move except for the occasional shaking of his shoulders and the sound of smacking, and there was no sign of turning around to pay attention to us, and Lori leaned next to me and wondered, "Is he already hibernating?" ”

I was shocked: "How is that possible?" ”

"It's hard to conclude on this matter," Lori shrugged her shoulders and clicked her pacifier twice: "The passage of time between yin and yang is different, and it is normal to be sluggish for a few days without eating or drinking...... Aren't we going to wait for this forever? ”

I thought about it, and it was right, so I simply walked out and greeted the turtle immortal directly: "Turtle immortal, turtle immortal!" ”

Wu Sangui rushed up nervously and wanted to hold me: "Don't! When the master was practicing, he hated people to disturb him the most...... "I didn't look back and beckoned, Xiao Zuanfeng immediately pounced on him with a snort, and then moved with Kong Fatzi to turn him over on all fours, Wu Sangui couldn't turn over with his hands and feet, Xiao Zuanfeng clapped his hands and gave me credit: "Okay, cousin, you are free." ”

I cautiously walked to the side of the turtle fairy and handed my head forward, only to find that the old man was squatting in the toilet at the cat's door, holding this magazine in both hands and reading it with relish, saliva running down the corners of his mouth to the ground, and that magazine was the latest issue of Playboy, or the English version!

I shouted him twice, the old man was not moved at all, all his spirit was gathered on the plump buttocks**, the depth of his cognition is more profound than all the people I have seen, if one day he can publish a book with a similar name will definitely be popular all over the world - I understand the situation of reading books and indulging in them, because my table mate when I read is like this, and when I read a novel in class, the teacher walked down and stood next to me and shouted and didn't hear it, let alone this kind of illustrated and attractive popular science books.

I beckoned to everyone, and everyone gathered around, all of them were shocked after seeing the behavior of the turtle immortal, and they didn't know what to do next, so I simply said: "Toss, toss as much as possible, and make the turtle immortal sober!" ”

A group of people sang and danced around the turtle immortal, and even slapped it in the back, but the turtle immortal was always motionless like a stone sculpture, and his whole body had resisted all external invasions...... I did try, but it really didn't work!

Well, the attempt here doesn't mean that Ximen Fuxue didn't wake him up, but he tried to call him back, and Brother Ximen ignored me at all, and continued to stand on the side of the golden rooster to meditate independently and recover his swordsmanship......

In the end, the hero who solved the crisis was still me, and at the last moment, I finally took out my mobile phone from my arms, called up a file and began to play it in front of him, and the mixed version of the Apple and Persimmon mobile phone immediately sounded a woman's scream: Oh oh - Ya Yan - your father - oh oh oh - oh oh -

The turtle immortal's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said that the essence was light, and the most appropriate description I think should be the dazzling sun and moon, and the nostrils began to snort and snort.

Because it was halfway through, a man's painful and happy moans soon sounded inside, and then a female voice began to smack her lips and snort something......

As soon as the mixed sound came out, I immediately put the phone back, and the turtle fairy's eyes twisted around like two shafts, and complained dissatisfiedly: "What, didn't I want my life to take you away at this time?" ”

The turtle fairy and Wu Sangui looked completely different, with a completely bald head, round glasses, a large flower shirt with colorful four-cornered pants printed with coconut trees and the beach, a flushed face, and two snow-white beards against a touch of nosebleeds, I was happy when I saw it - this old man was worse than me, just looking at Iijima Ai.

The turtle immortal turned his head and saw that the people around him didn't know him, so he said unexpectedly: "Yo, who are you?" ”

Wu Sangui in the back shouted in the gap of the slashing pedal: "Master, he said that it was you who worshiped your brother and ghost cook......

The turtle immortal glared at him, obviously not very satisfied with the four-legged posture that Wu Sangui was now maintaining, and turned his head before asking me solemnly, "Are you the reincarnation of the ghost kitchen?" ”

"Not bad!" I nodded resolutely and resolutely, now I have no way out, according to the fashionable saying, 'I have to finish the cannon with tears', looking forward to a miracle than to die to the end, "Your apprentice has already tried this, if you don't believe it, you can ......"

"What a try!" The turtle fairy smiled and pulled me into the room: "I believe it!" ”

We: "......"

The inside of the hut was as modern as the outside, and the simple but only orderly environment gave me a new understanding of the turtle immortals - it was more difficult to keep up with the times in the Netherworld than in prison, and the appearance here was not amazing and it was a kind of grandeur in itself, and the life of the old turtle was very different from what I had guessed.

The Turtle Immortal beckoned us to take a seat, and I immediately raised my confusion: "I heard that you have a lot of guys who pretended to be me here, but why do you believe me?" ”

The turtle immortal blinked, and said in a tone that only a man can understand: "I don't want to borrow money from you, and I don't plan to lend you money, what does it matter if it's true or false?" Besides, what you just showed me was interesting, hehehehe......"

I suddenly realized: this old thing didn't think I was real at all, the reason why he was polite was just the original hand-to-hand combat in my mobile phone, after all, dynamic vision is more attractive than static graphics, according to the words summarized by online writers and otaku slings - that is, the sense of substitution is stronger!

As a result, the fake ghost chef with a ghost heart and the pervert turtle immortal with the same ill intentions recognized each other in this situation, and achieved a good story after the reincarnation of the thirty-sixth life, whose significance is no less than the legend created by Bai Suzhen's search for Xu Xian!

After the two sides sat down, I made it clear without beating around the bush: "We want to buy some bastards." ”

The turtle immortal said expressionlessly: "Okay! ”

I continued to think about what I had thought about: "Don't be busy refusing, listen to me: we will definitely pay for this thing, and ......" Next to Lolixi began to drag me: "Hey! He said yes. ”

I reacted violently, and the words that I had been thinking about for a long time suddenly clicked in my throat and couldn't come out - he promised to be so light and gentle that we were at a loss, and I was a little stunned: "Uh, you agreed?" ”

"Promised!" The turtle immortal yawned indifferently: "It's not that you don't give money, why don't I agree?" ”

"Then why can't I order it on the purchase APP?"

"I don't lack yin virtue points, if someone sells it, sell it, and if no one wants it, forget it, why bother to become a businessman?" The turtle immortal continued to be indifferent: "But I'm curious, what do you want a bastard to do?" ”

I confessed: "To make Wang Ba Cake, Wang Ba Egg should be one of the main ingredients. ”

"Wang Ba Cake?" This time it was the turn of the turtle immortal to be stunned: "Will you do it?" ”

"It should be fine, right?" I coughed and continued to pretend to continue my journey of pretending to be a ghost chef: "After all, I am the reincarnation of a ghost kitchen......" "Don't mention the ghost kitchen to me, even if you are really his reincarnation, the twelve reincarnations have already erased your memory," the turtle immortal interrupted me: "Moreover, you still have to say it!" ”

I was worried, "Then you mean not to sell me?" ”

"How can you!" The turtle fairy approached me in a daze, and whispered: "I can not only sell you things, but also tell you the general method I remember, although I didn't try it, but there will be no mistake, I watched the ghost chef personally bring out the Wang Ba cake!" ”

pie falling from the sky, it's either a trap or a trap, just like when Wang Lickong almost signed Hongji as an endorsement, it was finally Pan Ran who woke up, and I suddenly became vigilant: "What do you want?" ”

"Hehe, you know," the turtle fairy said with a confused look in his eyes, "Give me what you just saw!" ”

We: "......"

The biggest secret of this dish is not a secret to the turtle immortals, because after all, he stayed by the ghost kitchen back then and watched him study the recipe step by step, if he didn't reveal it, I think even if he summoned more legendary chefs, he couldn't guess - because of the turtle's son Wang Baba, so the ghost kitchen used not the bastard at all, but the turtle egg similar to it, so the Wang Ba cake will have a more delicate taste and aftertaste between the lips and teeth, and after knowing this secret, I only need to try the recipe several times to make the perfect Wang Ba cake!

Another good news is: even if our Wang Ba cake is not successful and the taste is not good, but the effect is still the same, Ren Xiaoyan can instantly swell 100 catties of weight even if she eats a half-hung Wang Ba cake, and maintain a fat and round appearance for several hours to thank the world!

Under the guidance of the turtle immortals, we made noodles in the kitchen, and after a process of thinning the noodles and adding water, we finally got out of the basin and barely looked at the paste, and kneaded it into a flat racket, plus the limbs and heads were steamed on the basket, and soon made a few objects that seemed to be seen again and again, and there was a peculiar fragrance when the lid was opened, even the turtle immortals who were indulged in Iijima's love to hum and chirp in hand-to-hand combat couldn't help but look up and admire: "I haven't smelled this smell for many years!" ”

I rejoiced: "Isn't it a little bit of the style of the past?" ”

The turtle immortal thought for a while, and nodded resolutely: "Almost, I remember that the steamed ones all taste like this, and they are very cooked!" ”

"Then I'll try again......"

The turtle immortals were completely attracted by the thousands of otaku gods and goddesses, and they didn't care about what we did, so we were happy to continue the experiment, and it was more than ten times down, and when I began to miss Wu Jian Wu Dalang, Kong Fatzi came out and reminded: "Although the time in the underworld is not important, I think we should still tell you: We are almost a day below!" ”

I screamed and jumped three feet, and hurriedly put the Wang Ba cake in the bag: "Go, come back quickly!" ”