Chapter 7 Ma Bao Nan Li Lei

"That's it for the legendary world, hurry up, and then I'll tell you about the key to the dismantling of these five worlds......"

"Wait!" I came out of nowhere and interrupted Han Meimei's words: "Ask a lot of questions: Is this going to be changed?" ”

Han Meimei said coldly: "Who called you the legendary master, everyone in the legendary world can only move in their own trajectory, but you can travel through different worlds - besides, you can't go back if these worlds are not restored, I really can't find a more suitable person than you." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

I jumped up from my chair and said hysterically, "You guys are chasing ducks to the shelves!" ”

Han Meimei said solemnly: "This is your mission, and it is also the meaning of your coming to this world, you must realize that you are different from ordinary people!" ”

I sighed and said, "I knew it wouldn't be easy to come here, but I didn't expect it to be a call of duty!" ”

Han Meimei said earnestly: "Your mission is not only to pay, but also to pay off - this is not Great China after all, five hundred yuan plus a pennant will make you born and die, our legendary world can't do this!" ”

Yo ho! Is there any benefit? I instantly became energetic: "Well, tell me? ”

Han Meimei didn't answer and asked: "Are you looking for a recipe for the whole banquet of gods and ghosts?" ”

I was stunned and puzzled: "Why do you know about this?" ”

Han Meimei smiled: "Do you know where this god and ghost banquet came from?" ”

It dawned on me, "Could it be that you gave you the recipe for the ghost kitchen?" ”

Han Meimei hehehe: "That's not it, but if you want to say that, it's a bit of a bit of a side - to tell you the truth, the gods and ghosts originally came out of the legendary world, hidden in various legendary worlds, as far as I know, two of these five worlds are dishes in the recipe." ”

"Huh? Those two? ”

"Drunk and shameless and vegetative, drunk and shameless are cold dishes, and vegetative people are mountain treasures."

I excitedly said, "So where is this recipe, and who is holding it?" ”

Han Meimei spread her hands and said: "I don't know, I only know that one is in Jiki, and the other is in the gourd baby vs. snake spirit disease - if you want the recipe, you must first restore the world to normal, otherwise you will definitely not be able to get it." ”

I understand!

At this point, I completely understood!

I'll just say, just from the name of the dish on the wall grass and Wang Ba cake, I know that this must not be ordinary, but now I understand, this is actually a dish from the legendary world...... didn't say it, the ghost kitchen must have been the master of the legendary world, so he got a bunch of strange dishes out of here, and got the god of food in a war, and became famous and dominant!

It's imperative!

I was thinking about it in my heart, but I still always maintained a mysterious smile on my face, it is estimated that Han Meimei looks quite mysterious, she waited for me for a long time, and suddenly coughed and said, "Do you have any other requirements?" If you have to speak, we will try to satisfy you. ”

There are still any?! This is so surprising!

I said, "Do you have anything that you can bring back to the yang world?" For example, money, jewelry, jade, gold, agate, or something? ”

Han Meimei shook her head: "No." ”

"What about the Divine Weapon? Relying on the Sky Sword Dragon Slaying Knife, a peerless good sword and snow drinking crazy knife, if you can't measure the weapon, I see that Skywalker is good with that fluorescent tube-like laser sword. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ No. ”

I said, "No, huh?" You can always have some martial arts cheats, the eighteen palms of the dragon, the sunflower point acupoint, and the invincible milk dragon grip - by the way, the sunflower treasure book can be used to ward off evil swordsmanship, and I am still a virgin, so this matter is not negotiable. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Nor did it. ”

I was disappointed and said, "Why is there nothing - what can you do about what I will benefit from returning to the Yang World?" ”

Han Meimei thought for a while and said solemnly: "The only thing I can influence in reality is this: in the future, whenever there is an English conversation in the junior high school textbook, as soon as I ask: dig and eat by the lime, the other party will answer me: Why buy the lime for a day...... What do you think of this? ”

Now it was my turn to stop: "...... Forget it, it will take a day to buy a lyme, and you won't let people live......"

"Not enough? After that, the one who opens the faucet of the swimming pool, one enters the water, and the other releases the water will also belong to you? The two of them walked for half an hour on the way home, and then it became, 'Why bother moving at a speed of 40 meters per minute, Han Meimei set off to chase him in ten minutes, 55 meters per minute, why bother that his home is two kilometers away from the school, may I ask ......'"

"That's it! I don't want it, okay? I broke down and said, "You might as well give me a sword technique to ward off evil spirits!" ”

After explaining the main line, I asked for clues about the plot of the side plot: "By the way, Han Meimei, the old dragon descending dao asked me to find the ninth beggar and the ninth pheasant, where can I find this, can you show me the way?" ”

"They?" Han Meimei's brows locked: "I don't know much about the things in the Jigong world, but fortunately, I know a lot of things, and I can roughly help you guess ......"

"Guess it, you say!"

"According to the laws of the legendary world, the distance between them and the Dragon Descending Old Dao will definitely not be very far, and they must all be in this county, so I want to ......"

I was listening intently to Han Meimei's words, and suddenly, a feeling that something was wrong came from all around, as if something was mixed in the air and was squeezing towards me from all directions, which reminded me of the last time the three Inuyasha brothers assassinated me, and it was the same at that time, as if the haze had turned into substance, which made me feel uncomfortable.

At the same time, Han Meimei's words also stopped suddenly, and she suddenly stood up from her chair: "I'm leaving." ”

"Huh? You're not done yet! I hurriedly shouted at her: "Don't be afraid, I have a lot of people here...... I started to greet the third master Hu Han outside: "Hey, there is no one alive, hurry up and come!" ”

Han Meimei didn't care what I said, she got up straight, and rushed towards the back door of the Taibai liquor store with a cigarette, Hu Hansan and when they came to me, she had already arrived at the door, stretched out her hand and pulled it away, I shouted at her: "Hey, look at you, my people are coming, don't go-no matter who it is, we don't have to be afraid of him, it's really ......."

Before we could finish the word 'of', there was a loud bang at the door of the liquor store, and the entire door frame was shattered with wooden planks, and countless sawdust crackled towards usβ€”where did I ever think of this? Caught off guard, I was actually hit by broken wood, the whole person was beaten from head to toe, and fell to the floor, and Hu Hansan and others were no better than me, they were closer to the door than me, so they were hit harder, and I saw at least the sawdust flying up from the corner of my eye, and falling on the ground was similar to the garbage!

I lay on the ground depressed, and my mind went blank for a moment: What's wrong? What's coming?

The depression was only for a moment, and then I saw a dark green shadow flying over me, slamming on the hand, screaming like a beast, frantically, desperately slamming open the back door, and chasing after Han Meimei's back......

Oh my God, thisβ€”This is ...... Pig just hyena?

I lay on the ground in despair for a while, struggling to get up from the ground, and the minions around me also groaned and helped me get up from the ground, many of them were injured, Hu Hansan was almost crippled with his arms, and he almost didn't cry when he met my eyes: "Master, there are monsters......

"What's so strange about monsters, you should be afraid of no monsters!" I asked him to help him up, beckoned him to the left and right, and said, "Hurry up and pick up the brothers, pack up, and let's go back and talk." ”

The difference and the dog's legs began to get busy, hugging people, shouting, crying and crying, anyway, no one was idle, I hurried to remember what Han Meimei said - as for catching up? Joke, don't you see that monster, Wukong transforms into an ape, I'm going to catch up, isn't it really lacking in heart?

However, what I never expected was that the monster had only been chased out for less than ten minutes, and there was another loud bang, and the back door frame and wall were smashed into pieces, and the monster ...... The monster ...... That monster is fucking back!

Why did you think he came back? How could he possibly come back?

Of course, I can see the face of this monster clearly, according to the number of science fiction, this is a Hulk, and what is even more weird is that this giant is still sitting on the back of a rickety, hideous, old witch-like old woman, from time to time gently caress the Hulk's hair, with a kind gaze, and in his ear issued an order, the Hulk also followed her instructions left or right, or chase or stop!

The Hulk and his old woman stared at us, and we stared at them, and the whole room was dead silent.

After a while, Hu Hansan and his gang howled like killing pigs: "Ma Bao Nan! This is the legendary Ma Bao Man! Everyone was crying, and I was frightened for a moment, and I didn't come back to my senses......

Oh, my God! He, he is actually one of the three legendary scumbags, and he is not as famous as the Ma Bao man who meets!

Straight male cancer, Ma Bao man, Phoenix man, these three men are the men of men, the legendary killer of all creatures, in any plane or world automatically has the protagonist's aura of gorgeous creatures, just like the dragon of the Middle-earth world, the unicorn of the Western world, the savior of the apocalyptic world, the legendary creature of the dragon without seeing the end!

It's him!

No wonder, even Han Meimei has to avoid its edge!

No wonder, she was about to run away just by smelling her breath!

No wonder, even men can't help but scream!

No wonder, I almost peed my pants......

Just when we were all terrified and terrified, Ma Bao Nan slowly approached us, his cold eyes revealed a strong killing intent, and the old lady on his back spoke at the same time: "Who are you?" ”

I could barely hold back my shivering, sweating profusely and cautiously: "Don't do it, our own people!" ”

"Your own people?" The old lady stared at me suspiciously: "Let's chase after our daughter-in-law, who are you from?" ”

"What, I'm your daughter-in-law's brother." I began to use my potential, full of train nonsense, hoping to escape from Ma Baonan's hands.

The old lady glanced at his son: "Does Han Meimei have a younger brother?" ”

The Hulk under her ass tilted his head, thinking for a moment with a kind of foolish eyes, a little hesitant: "I don't remember, it seems to be, but it doesn't seem to have ......"

"Yes, why not?" I didn't wait for him to understand, and hurriedly interjected: "My sister's name is Han Meimei, and my name is Han Hanhan-you listen, this name is like a sister and brother, how can it not be?" ”

Ma Bao Nan thought for a while, "That's, that's it......"

With these words, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then I heard the old lady sneer and say, "Since you are her younger brother, then you tell me, why didn't Han Meimei marry my son?" ”

I accompanied me and said, "Your son's name?" ”

The old lady said loudly: "My son is Li Lei!" ”

Plum...... Li lei? I kind of understand what's going on - Li Lei and Han Meimei are not a couple at all, my relatives, their world has become too outrageous!

Li Lei began to chase Han Meimei...... Nima!