Chapter 12: Chrono Chicken
Lori has a black belly and is the same as Aunt Hei, and there is no possibility of prevarication in what she decides, so I can only give up, and honestly follow her steps, and reluctantly say casually: "Go and go, anyway, the old lady is also my godmother, so I have something to do with it - I can't even help her with your favor?" Besides, don't I still have food to learn here? Say, when am I going, how am I going, how am I going...... You don't want me to put aside the death of a soldier in the Romance of the Gods and have no place to bury, right? β
"The legendary master can bring people into the legend and bring things out, ordinary props are fine, but such an important prop as the Taiji diagram is not, once brought out, it will inevitably cause changes to the pattern of the relevant legendary world, so you can only bring the six princesses in to use. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½β
I was stunned: "You let me take her in?" β
"Not only do you go in, but you get out."
"When I am Sun Wukong drilling the water curtain hole, you will be the king if you can get in and out?" My emotions immediately came up: "I can't fight and I can't spell, and I can't guarantee that I have to bring an amnesia old lady when I enter by myself, do you think it's scientific?" β
"It's not a scientific thing in itself, and you still ask me if it's scientific, it's really tasteless, right?" Lori glanced at me: "Don't worry, not only you, but you can also take people there." β
"Who's bringing someone?"
I counted with my fingers: "Brother Simon knows swordsmanship but can't spell, no; Wu Jian looks scary, but it's useless, he won't; Kong Fatzi just has a mouth, and we are not happy comedians, so it's useless to ask for it; You can go ......."
"I can't go," Lolita shook her head and said, "I have to keep an eye on the underworld." β
I glanced at her and continued to fold my fingers: "...... If you don't count, then there will be Tai Er and them, let's continue: it's useless to fight Tai Er with real knives and real guns, we can't take him to play; Li Jing's eyes changed when he saw the six princesses, and he probably wouldn't leave; In the end, I can only take Xiao Gu and the Supreme Treasure with me......"
"Xiao Gu is a monster, and it's too dangerous to be full of gods and Buddhas in the gods," Lori pouted: "As for the Supreme Treasure - if he wants to change the dog, do you think it can be used?" β
I spread my hands: "According to what you mean, this can't do this or thatβI can't take Ren Xiaoyan with me, right?" β
"Hey, don't say it, in fact, she's really good," Lolita said happily: "Staring at you, lest there be anything wrong with your kid after the sixth princess changes, then I can be regarded as a big deal!" β
I said with a sad face: "Don't be kidding, I really don't believe you're wrong!" Say, what to do? β
"Do you want me to be honest?"
"Of course, why are you talking about it?" I said bluntly: "Just tell me how I can go to work safely and happily get off work, right?" β
"Actually, I didn't think about it," Lolita said a little embarrassed, "I thought it would work, so I went on - or we should go step by step and wait until the day we left, right?" β
I almost threw myself to the ground: "Huh? You don't have a plan? β
"Surely, who can do it, kid?" Lolita spread her hands twice, and then said to Li Tianwang, who continued to laugh at himself, "Uncle Li, why don't you send two envoys?" β
Li Tianwang stopped his pace of rubbing and rubbing like a devil, thought about it, and said very simply: "No one!" β
I broke down and said, "You Marshal Tianpeng has no one under him, who are you fooling?" β
Li Tianwang corrected: "Heavenly Court." β
"Oh, you Heavenly Court Marshal has no one under him, who are you foolingβright?" I said indignantly: "Don't forget, old man, this is meant to help you, and our business is just an add-on - you don't want to support us, you take us as Sunday, right?" β
Li Tianwang frowned and said, "I'm really nobody, can I live like this if there is someone......" The girl picked up both sides of her shirt and shook it, shaking like a Batman, "...... If I hadn't had a tower in my hand, I would have starved to death! β
"Isn't it a kettle in your hand, when did it become a tower?"
Li Tianwang said embarrassedly: "It was originally a small tower, but then I didn't have the money to use it as a pressure cooker, and then I changed it to a warm pot." β
"I'm glad you haven't used a urinal," I sighed, "and the kettle is lighter to hold than a pressure cooker." β
Li Tianwang said: "I have a bottom line!" β
I could only say to Lori: "Go back and redeem him." β
Lo Lixi nodded, and opened her mouth again while Li Tianwang's face was full of gratitude: "Uncle Li, it doesn't matter if there is no one, can you give us a trick, how can we get two capable companions, why go to the legendary world?" β
Li Tianwang thought for a long time, and Leng Ding said excitedly: "Oh, how did I forget about this?" Did you know that at the junction of our underworld and Christ's territory, there is a place called the Soul Crossing? β
I don't know about this matter, I can only see Lorixi's reaction, she frowned and recalled, a little uncertain: "I seem to have heard of it, but I don't know where it is." β
"This is a piece of the Three Regions that is equal to the Golden Triangle of your Yang Realm," Li Tianwang said Kankan, "This is a mountain of soul mud and bone forests, which does not belong to the hell of Yama or Christianity, let alone the hell of Buddhism, but a place where no one has jurisdiction - a mercenary army is stationed here, wandering all over the place, as long as there is a point of yin virtue, he can do things for you, or where do you try?" β
"Is this all right?" I immediately rejoiced: "How to contact?" β
Li Tianwang made a mistake: "I don't know about this, but," he looked at Luo Lixi: "Since you are the princess of the underworld, I think you will definitely be able to find it, right?" β
Lori thought for a moment and said categorically: "Okay, just do it, I'll go to Aunt Hei and ask immediately." β
"Just find them?" As soon as I heard that the matter was resolved, I immediately became inexplicably excited, and it seems that I also have the restless factor of the pig's foot in my bones, yearning for adventure, yearning for a different life - alas, it is still the same sentence: buddy is really not a mortal!
Lolita shook her head: "It's important to find them, but there is another link that has to be solved: your current ability is not enough, and you have to use external forces to travel through time and space, who are we looking for." β
Hearing this, Li Tianwang also nodded: "Yes, this is a difficult problem. β
"What do you say?" I didn't know what to say: "What to whom?" β
Lo Lixi explained: "According to the online text routine, the energy required to travel through time and space is huge, and the energy of your current legendary controller is not enough, someone must help you provide energy, we have to find someone." β
"Didn't I shuttle last time?" I was dazed and said, "That doesn't count?" β
"That's definitely not counting!" Lolita explained: "You relied on the energy of the explosion last time to go back, that's why you entered the legendary dungeon after you died, and it's not the same thing as us here at all - I don't know who the surname Bai you said is, but he definitely didn't lie to you, and if you want to die again, you won't be able to get out." β
It dawned on me: "So you need energy? Whoever you say you are looking for, I will definitely find itβif you can't find it, I won't go. β
Li Tianwang sighed and interjected: "If you want to travel back to the Shang Dynasty and enter the legend, there are only three people I want to help you, but in the current situation, I am afraid that it can only be found." β
Lolita nodded: "I think so." β
I was stupid and looked at Lo Lixi and then at Li Tianwang, and said in despair: "Can't you say something I understand?" β
But they ignored me at all, looked at each other, and Lolita suddenly shouted: "Mengru, where are you?" β
There was a loud noise, and the rooster flapped its wings and paced in from outside, with a toothpick in the corner of his mouth, complaining as he walked: "Why are you startled, can't you stabilize the point?" β
"Steady fart!" Lolita grabbed Mengru and said, "Where is your home?" β
"My family? What do you want to do? Mengru Shenji suddenly became vigilant: "Don't want to send me back!" I tell you, I'd rather die than return, and I won't give in......"
"No, we want to ask your second child for a favor."
"Dick?" Mengru's eyes were even more frightened: "What are you looking for him?" β
"We need his help when we go back to business," Lori grinned and leaned her face over, but her other hand slowly pulled out the fork from behind, smiling all over her face: "You won't help you, will you?" β
"Help! I'll definitely help! Mengru's cockscomb's hair stood up, and his whole body trembled: "I tell you to go by yourself, my house is in ......"
The two of them kept chattering, and I took this opportunity to ask the king of the kettle: "Hey, who is the second brother of this chicken?" β
"A chicken."
Me: "...... Can you still talk properly? β
Li Tianwang said: "The only alien in the underworld who has the ability to travel through time and space, his ability is extremely strange and strange, and it is said that since Pangu opened the world to now, there are only three people who have received help from it." β
"Huh?" I was in awe and said, "Who...... Uh, chicken? β
"He's the legendary Temporal Chicken!"
Me: "...... Nima! It's really a time chicken! β