We were discussing going to the Ash Family to find the Space-Time Chicken for help, when my phone rang: "Where are you?" ”

It was no one else who called, it was Ren Xiaoyan, my current girlfriend who had just officially established diplomatic relations with me, and she had just clarified her sovereignty for less than a day, and she had already begun to defend territorial integrity without a teacher, so I could only honestly say: "What about the nursing home, with my mother." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Ren Xiaoyan immediately understood: "Which one is to let me be the third princess?" ”

I hummed: "Look at the old lady who has too many eyes, and when we meet, I know that I will definitely plant it in your hands." ”

Ren Xiaoyan snorted me on the phone and continued: "Then when will you finish it?" ”

"It's coming. What's wrong? ”

"Can't you ask if it's okay?" Ren Xiaoyan snatched my sentence, and then said leisurely: "Let's go to watch a movie at night, shall we?" ”

"Watching a movie at night......" I repeated in a long voice while her eyes drifted towards Lori, she shook her head cleanly, I could only sigh and say, "I can't go, I have something to do here." ”

"What's the matter?" Ren Xiaoyan immediately became vigilant: "Going to fight again?" ”

"No, no, I'm going to find a chicken ......"

Before the words fell, Ren Xiaoyan's voice suddenly rose by 80 degrees, and the decibel directly dispersed the haze that shrouded us. ”

Of course, there are also accostings who watch current affairs: "You don't understand this, this is the THAAD system is going to be deployed and acting-we are about to fight with the little devils again!" ”

A group of killers immediately cheered: "Hey, this is a good opportunity!" Dude, you have to snatch Muto Lan back to hide the house, you can't ......"

Not much to say, just said that after Ren Xiaoyan screamed and cried the ghosts and gods, she immediately turned her nose at me and followed the microphone and leaned on the sound wave: "Why bother with your kid Niu Broken, you actually dare to go to find a chicken!" ”

"That's not what it means, you listen to my explanation......"

"The old lady wants to have a figure and a look, and it's not that she won't let you touch it, you actually go to find chickens, do you say you're worthy of me? - You explain it to the old lady, otherwise the old lady will come and hack you to death immediately! ”

I hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll explain to you, here's how it ......"

"I don't listen, I don't listen!" A sentence came from over there to interrupt me, and I continued in a frenzy: "I just don't listen!" ”

I said helplessly: "Then I won't say it." ”

Over there: "Okay, I didn't even explain it, why bother, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, I'm really blind!" ”

Me: "...... You are paralyzed! ”

Look, this is a woman, if you really want to be mad, the combat power can be directed at the Super Saiyan, and the idle man is not an opponent at all, so it's no wonder that I scolded - but what I didn't expect was that she was honest with this scolding, a little pitiful and suspicious: "Why bother, you're not this kind of person?" I know you're certainly not ......."

I pulled my hair downward, and said unceremoniously as I spoke: "I told you that this is not the case!" Do you remember last time, I was also looking for chickens, and I took you with me - this time it was the same as last time, I was looking for that kind of chicken, not the kind of chicken you thought! ”

Ren Xiaoyan's voice suddenly came to his senses: "You said last time?" Chickens to eat? ”

"Almost, but not for food!" I said, "Anyway, I'm going to go to the underworld to find the chicken, or the brother of the chicken last time." ”

"Huh? That, that, that's my fault for you, I'm sorry! Ren Xiaoyan said softly: "You won't blame me, right?" ”

"No, the men who can blame women are already extinct, so I won't," I sighed, "as long as you don't get mad after listening to it—it's embarrassing!" ”

"Got it," Ren Xiaoyan said two words on the microphone, and the conversation turned around, and she said with great interest: "Why are you looking for chickens, take me there too." ”

"It's not because of my mother," I said casually, "so I have to go." ”

"What the hell did you fuck?"

Me: "......"

Ren Xiaoyan reacted instantly, and changed her words: "You mean to say that you went down to find chickens because your mother forced you?" ”

I nodded, "That's what it means." ”

"Then I have to go," Ren Xiaoyan was full of spirits: "Going to the underworld is much more interesting than watching a movie, you won't not agree to me on such a trivial matter, right?" ”

I said anxiously: "I haven't heard that it's a trivial matter to lead people to a small mansion - why don't you find your friends to watch together, how long have you not been together?" ”

"No, how interesting the underworld is, it's much more fun than them!" Ren Xiaoyan didn't follow: "Just say it, do you want to take me or not?" ”

I thought about it, and I really didn't want to entangle with her in this matter anymore, so I could only nod: "Okay, as long as you are obedient, I will take you with me, but first say that you are not afraid, the inside of the underworld is difficult to watch, you prepare my heart first." ”

"It's okay, you and I are not afraid of ghosts?" Ren Xiaoyan Yile: "Then I'll come to you......" She said and was about to hang up the phone, at this time I suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly followed: "Wait!" ”

"What else are you doing, we have something to talk about." Ren Xiaoyan was in a happy mood, and her words were good, she was not in a hurry or annoyed, and her voice was still soft: "I'll be here soon." ”

I paused, took a deep breath, and then said, "You didn't say you just now and didn't let me touch it, does that still count?" ”

Now it's Ren Xiaoyan's turn: "...... You are paralyzed! ”

Okay, one person is fair and reasonable, no one has suffered or made money, the only pity is that I lost a good opportunity, and the distance between me and Ren Xiaoyan changed from how many kilometers to how many meters or centimeters, and finally became negative...... it, it's a loss!

Ren Xiaoyan soon came to the nursing home, but she was not alone, and there were two other big-brimmed hats following, and I saw these two from a distance - it was the policemen Sun Bolai and Xiao Chen, who had been beaten with me, and they hadn't been in contact since the last time they caught someone with tongs, but I didn't expect this time to come uninvited.

Compared with the last time, these two came much more decently this time, in addition to not having two arms to continue to hang, they also shaved and washed their faces, and the police uniforms were also neatly dressed. ”

I could only go down and pick it up, and promised as I went: "Why are you two here?" There won't be another case that I need to help with, right? ”

Originally, I was just joking, but instead of thinking about it, I nodded: "You're really right." ”

I slapped my ear and slapped myself in the face: "My crow's mouth is too stinky, it should be beaten!" ”

Seeing me like this, Sun Bolai laughed, and deliberately didn't say anything in advance: "What have you been busy with lately, Boss He?" ”

I casually replied, "It's nothing, I'm busy researching new recipes - you have something to say, don't talk about it." ”

"What's the recipe?" Sun Bolai seemed to be in a good mood, and continued: "Don't worry, let's talk first, why do you have to talk about fighting and killing as soon as we meet, what a bad scenery?" ”

"Okay, I'll talk to you!" I was so angry that my teeth itched, so I could only start to pull: "I recently studied Baozi Lei, to see what stuffing can be eaten and fried, and I am ready to apply for a patent for your police when the time comes, eat it when you are hungry, and if you want to eat half of it, you will throw it out to blow up the criminals when you see him - with this, I also made a suggestion, I hope that it can be specially matched for those with bad mouth, it is best to blow them up, and if they can't be blown up, they will be used as tear gas, how good!" ”

Xiao Chen reacted: "You're scolding us!" Xiao He, you are becoming more and more unkind now! ”

"Whoever is kind is a bastard!" I looked up at the sky, "Surely you two are not anyway." ”

Sun Bolai and Xiao Chen glanced at each other, hahaha laughed, I couldn't hold it back, and I also had fun with them, it was a joke of an old friend meeting, and then I introduced Ren Xiaoyan to them, who knew that someone had already said it when these two girls were looking for me, so they followed me together.

Get down to business.

Sun Bolai said solemnly: "Do you remember the criminal gang last time? ”

"Just tear the ATM, of course I remember!" I said: "Who can forget this, except for the hand-tossed devils, their hand-picked ATM is the most profound!" ”

Sun Bolai said: "In the past few days, someone in our monitoring system has found that two people who look like people from the criminal gang last time appeared near your barbecue stall, so we will notify you - be careful, if something happens, notify us immediately." As he spoke, he handed over a business card and advised: "If you have something, call us directly, don't look for 110." ”

Xiao Chen added: "Yes, it is fast to call us directly, and the police on duty who call 110 can't deal with them." ”

It seems that these two really want to help me, and I accepted the business card and expressed my gratitude very sincerely: "Thank you, I have written down this favor." ”

The two policemen smiled, and said a few more gossips to me before leaving, I went all the way to the door of the nursing home, Ren Xiaoyan has been silently by my side, seeing that they walked into the alley, they immediately grabbed me excitedly and asked, "When are you leaving?" ”

My mind was still stuck on the question that the two policemen said, and I said casually: "Where are you going?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan reminded me: "Didn't you say to go to the underworld? She approached me affectionately and said in a greasy voice: "You won't regret your promise, right?" ”

"Don't worry, it won't be now."

If I want to say that I could have left her at the beginning, but now-since Ouyang Feng and Shen Gongbao, who escaped at the beginning, have re-emerged from the rivers and lakes, where do I dare to leave her here, I have to take her with me, even if I am frightened, it is better than staying here to be frightened, right?

I took Ren Xiaoyan back to find Lo Lixi and Li Jing, and as soon as I met, I said seriously: "Ouyang Feng and they have appeared again, we have to plan well!" ”

"They're not dead yet?" Lolita was surprised: "To be honest, I thought they were all dead for so long." ”

I shook my head with great regret and complained: "It is estimated that the boss's gutter oil is not pure - this grandson is also really, use it with full color, his half of the money is not profitable and risky, what do you think of him!" ”

"This kind of brain hole ......"

Lolita and I glanced at each other, and suddenly said in unison: "Is Ya also a writer?" ”