"In other words, you did this because the ghost knocked on the door?" Wu Ding, who spoke, looked at Ma Zhiyuan with ambiguous eyes. That's right, it's an "ambiguous" look, a dignified seven-foot man walks cross-legged, and doesn't forget to protect the chrysanthemum while walking, the picture is really a bit spicy - seeing this kind of treacherous scene, and then thinking that this thing just slept in the boys' dormitory for one night, I'm afraid everyone will feel that there is some kind of unspeakable "ambiguity" that night......

"What kind of eyes are you?" Ma Zhiyuan is not happy, although it is already a fashion to call each other "friends", but it is also somewhat depressing to be regarded as "bent" - especially for a standard straight man like Ma Zhiyuan, even if you don't consider the psychological shadow, you have to think about how to find a girlfriend in the future!

"Accident ~ just an accident. I'm ~ a ghost shooter, yes I'm a ghost shooter! As the murderer who hurt people, Li Kui hurriedly defended that he was actually not angry with Ma Zhiyuan's lion roar every once in a while - for Li Kui, who had difficulty falling asleep and sleeping lightly, this was much more harmful than the strange knock on the door, so Li Kui, who was angry when he got up, gave Ma Zhiyuan an arrow...... Of course, Li Kui would not admit this, so after apologizing, cutting the land, and paying compensation, he insisted that it was a ghost shooting.

"Shoot ghosts? Your accent is a 'pervert'~ You group of perverts, coveting the beauty of Zhiyuan, the sky is dry, the wood is dry, and then the sky thunders and the earth is on fire...... Ha~haha~ha", Wu Ding's brain hole has broken through the sky and began to sketch an unsightly picture. Also, the last honey smile is too cheap......

"Ahh You say it again, say it again ~ over and over again ~ over and over again ~ an! Ma Zhiyuan, who has been hit both mentally and physically, has ignored the injuries in the backyard and is about to enter the real PK mode.

"Oh~ The weather is good today, I said: The moon in the sky is so round, and it is so ......white" Wu Ding's skills are indeed comparable to those of officials of the Celestial Empire~ It's just, it's just noon, okay? And this way of describing the moon, why does it remind people of a woman with the same surname Ma - "The Adventures of the Prince of Sister Control"?

"We're going to figure out how to stop that damn knock on the door, or not?" Li Dongyang, who was still silently watching, couldn't help it - no matter who met these classmates who lacked discipline and made two perfect scores, they couldn't help it~ I don't want to solve the problem, first mock a wave of teammates, are you a monkey invited to tease? Or ~ a vacation schoolboy who specializes in spraying teammates?

"If you want me to say, we should figure out why someone~ Well, there is a ghost knocking on the door. If you only care about blindly driving away ghosts and warding off evil spirits, I'm afraid it's not the way, right? We all know that the novels are all deceitful, and there is not necessarily anything in the bunch of people who study archaeology: ghost hunters, reincarnated living Buddhas, and righteous scholars - so let's use normal people's thinking to solve problems; According to the latest statistics, as of 2003, the world's population was about 6.3 billion, and then yesterday on the Paleolithic archaeology, didn't I hear Mr. Zhang say, there were about 100 billion people living on the earth. I want to say yes: There are so many dead people, if everyone disturbs the people like this brother, the world will not be what it is now~! Wu Ding looked at Ma Zhiyuan's face, and changed the topic with acquaintance.

"Normal? Nuisance? Are you saying that I'm very abnormal now~ I'm disturbing the people? Why don't you look at me specifically? "Ma Zhiyuan obviously overreacted, Wu Ding is looking at you, but God is pitiful that he is afraid of stimulating you again...... There are also chrysanthemums covered and angry, which is indeed very abnormal, and it is indeed very disturbing to the people - I give full marks for this visual impact, and it is spicy when I look at it!

"No~No~Ah!" Before Wu Ding finished speaking, he was already slapped by Ma Zhiyuan.

So this life-and-death discussion ended without a hitch, and the two of them were silent in the real PK......

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"This is 'Meat Lingzhi'!" Wu Ding stared at the magical creatures in the glass display case. It is said that it is a large petri dish, and a monster in the sealed glass is loaded and floated in it - in Wu Ding's opinion, the word "monster" is well deserved, this thing is half a meter high, slightly cylindrical, from a distance it looks like a deformed chicken leg mushroom, and the white and yellowish texture looks like white fungus, and the edge part is a little like dried shiitake mushrooms.

"Why do you see this thing~ I think it's like food? Still figuring out how to eat it - no, why do I have such a weird idea, obviously I have just had lunch and said ......", Wu Ding looked at this magical creature and fell into deep thought--I am a big foodie nation, and when I see a creature that I have never seen before, my first reaction is can this thing be eaten, is it delicious? It's no wonder that many "invasive species", such as bullfrogs, crayfish, white jade snails or something, have been eaten as endangered in the Celestial Empire every minute......

"Look~ there's an introduction here!" This is Li Dongyang, who came to the museum next to him. Speaking of which, in fact, Li Dongyang is the person who is most interested in "Meat Ganoderma lucidum" - so it was not too hot at noon, and he rushed to the museum of the Academy of Life Sciences to see, Wu Ding, who was hiding from Ma Zhiyuan's pursuit, had nowhere to go anyway, so he simply followed Li Dongyang.

"'Large slime complex'? Hmm~ It's fungi? No wonder it looks so similar to white fungus chicken leg mushrooms or something? Are they all close relatives, haha~ No wonder I think about whether it tastes good or not. Hey, according to the "Compendium of Materia Medica", there is a meat Ganoderma lucidum, which is included in the "vegetable" department and "zhi" category, which can be eaten and used as medicine, and is regarded as the "top grade of the scriptures", and the effect is "long-term food, light body and immortal, prolonging the life of the immortals" - it seems that the previous news did not blow nonsense, and there is indeed a Materia Medica! Anyway, I still have a lot of vision~ I can see at a glance that this thing is extraordinary~ Well, it's extraordinary! Wu Ding looked at the introduction casually, and tried his best to excuse his foodie attributes.

"You say~ Is this thing delicious?" Li Dongyang's foodie soul is also burning.

"I despise you, pig-like life! Want to eat again after eating? Wu Ding naturally ignored that he was thinking about the same question just now. If Li Dongyang is a pig, then what is Wu Ding as his roommate...... Scolding people must pass the brain~ Scolding one's child as a rabbit cub is not advisable as scolding a roommate as a pig, and it is very bad for oneself in terms of relationship!

"Strange~ I'm obviously losing weight, and after taking diet pills, I don't see the steak smelling good!" Li Dongyang is different from Wu Ding, who is broken and broken, he still pays great attention to his personal image, this is not ~ It has only been more than half a month since the start of school, Wu Ding has more or less a trend of horizontal development, but Li Dongyang looks a lot more capable - originally an ordinary man with 3 points, Li Dongyang has already gone to 5 points and 6 points with a little handsome, but Wu Ding has a posture of falling below 2 points.

"Is it edible in the first place-the "Compendium of Materia Medica" says it!" Li Dongyang also shifted his gaze and began to look for explanations in the introduction of the exhibits.

"On the morning of August 22, 1992, Du, a villager in Xukuo County, this province, found an 'unknown organism' when he was salvaging floating firewood in the Wei River, and then salvaged it home the next afternoon. Du cooked it with oil, and weighed it with a scale of 23.5KG - you see that the person who found it ate it, cooking in oil ~ Is it stir-fried or fried? How to eat salt and pepper mushrooms? Well, this thing looks very big, but it's quite tender and juicy, and it must be very refreshing to eat~" Li Dongyang continued to move forward on the wrong road.

"IT'S STRANGE TO WEIGH IT UP TO 35KG AFTER THREE DAYS. How does this grow, it doesn't make sense! "Wu Ding was defeated by Li Dongyang, who lacked discipline - losing weight is a career destined to last a lifetime, and for my big foodie nation, the gluttonous attribute will awaken sooner or later. Therefore, Wu Ding chose to ignore Li Dongyang's words just now.

After learning of the incident, the School of Life Sciences of our university immediately sent teachers to measure and collect living specimens on site...... Since then, the Academy of Life Sciences has taken the lead in organizing a research team with 13 experts in biochemistry, physiology, animals, plants, cells, microorganisms, fungi, etc., to conduct comprehensive research...... Thousands of people, including Emperor Akihito of Japan and leaders of the State Science and Technology Commission, have witnessed its ......," Wu Ding continued to read.

"Huh, strange! Didn't you say it was stolen? Are we seeing fakes?? Li Dongyang's imagination is also extraordinary - I heard the teacher talk about science and technology archaeology in the morning, and many cultural relics are very sensitive to light and air, so what is on display is often a replica of cultural relics, which is commonly called a "fake", and this thing looks like a fake now......

"Fake your sister! Cultural relics, whether they are pottery, porcelain, jade, gold and silverware, statues, calligraphy and paintings, are basically indivisible; This thing is a fungus~ Well, it's just a big mushroom, isn't it normal to divide it into a lump for study? You also know ~ the ticket person who studied the figure of the student, killed a mouse and rabbit for a day, and met this mysterious creature and took it to the slice and study in minutes~!! It may be that lump that was stolen, but the whole meat Ganoderma lucidum is so big, do you think it's easy to steal? ”

"Hey, what you said makes sense, I'm speechless. However, is this still the Wu Ding I know? Could it be that ~ the real Wu Ding has been captured by aliens? Now it's a clone? Said ~ Where did you hide the real Wu Ding? Although Li Dongyang thinks that what Wu Ding said is quite reasonable, but it should be damaged or damaged, and it should be dug or dug, after all, this guy is known as the mysterious existence of "Wu Ding has three treasures, and the fat meat festival runs the train" - it is necessary to explain it for the masses who do not know the truth: fat meat, shocking and not explained; Temperance, this product often reminds others to pay attention to temperance, but he is actually the most undisciplined; The train runs, one refers to the goods running the train with a mouth, and the other refers to the goods with a clear brain and a disconnected thinking, just like a train, it will be gone without a shadow after a while......

"Classmate~ Please be quiet, okay!" A classmate with a high hairline next to him was upset. Take your sister to the museum at noon to see "Meat Ganoderma lucidum"? Is this peculiar way of flirting really okay? Classmate, the girl's bad face must not be because we are making a lot of noise......

"And ~ the meat Ganoderma lucidum was indeed stolen, or the original object! However, our Biological Sciences Institute is not a vegetarian, and the two living organisms that were separated from the original object have been able to continue to grow after cultivation! Ha ha! This high hairline classmate seems to be very fond of professionalism and never forgets to show off.

"Can it be artificially cultivated? It's really powerful~" Wu Ding responded lightly. Although people's attitudes are a little arrogant, but as the saying goes, "if you are wrong, you must admit it, and if you are beaten, you must stand upright".

"You liberal arts students, oh, archaeology, right? One day, hang a fake on your lips ~ "If you don't learn mathematics, physics and chemistry, you will hang up in college", isn't high mathematics particularly cool? Oh, by the way, with your knowledge level, you are not worthy of advanced math class, you should learn 'liberal arts mathematics'! Do you realize the difficulty of being mathed? This is something that is basic for us in science and engineering...... Haha, tremble, fish-lip liberal arts student! ”

Wu Ding was already angry, but he still had eggs~ No, he said with a faint expression: "Hmm~ Children's shoes, you are really tired!" It's not a vegetarian ~ It's the rats and rabbits you killed! And this beauty with your body~ should also be a liberal arts student, right? Your map cannon is big enough~ bold enough! Ahaha!! ”。 Although Xianshi University is called a comprehensive university, the gender distribution of students still adheres to the tradition of the times when there are more female students in liberal arts and more male students in science. Of course, this refers to the liberal arts in a broad sense, including philosophy, economics, history, education, literature, law, and other disciplines that are not science, engineering, agriculture, and medicine. Also, mathematics is really difficult, even the disdainful liberal arts mathematics is like a heavenly book for Wu Ding, who has less than fifty points in mathematics in the college entrance examination - so it is not difficult to understand Ding's anger and complaining, this is the horror of not being dominated by mathematics......

The beauty next to her, who really studied liberal arts, was provoked by Wu Ding, and she was already very unhappy, staring at the classmate with a high hairline, and she had the posture of breaking up without saying a word. The so-called "life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills", this kind of cusp is the moment to test acting skills.

The high hairline entered the play quickly, took the hand of the beauty, and gave her an affectionate hug: "Xiaomeng, you know that I am unintentional~ Besides, I know that you are a very positive girl, showing off your wisdom and being very hard-working~ You will not be ...... by mathematics like this fish-lipped fool." I don't know if it's because I ate too much fake milk powder or because the poison of idol dramas is too deep, it's okay to talk to a man, but when I talk to a girl, my tongue can be curled up to the dead.

Wu Ding was thinking about this kind of language talent that can be used to make a sister, but he saw that the sister paper had already exploded: "Xu Zheng, you are disgusting with your methods, right!" My liberal arts and mathematics are hanging~ Although I Mao Xiaomeng insists on self-study every day, I don't fall in class, and I don't fall in high numbers~ No, it's basic, and I can't be basic anymore Liberal arts and mathematics is still hanging! How can a fish-lipped man like me be worthy of you? Get out~ Get out of the old lady!! ”

The fear of being dominated by mathematics is really everywhere - this kind of situation of teammates everywhere, just like the Wuding No. 1 Zhen Ji + CC Shouliang in the Three Kingdoms Killing War, starting with three peaches, Luo Shen encountered the eldest aunt, and was killed by Zhang Fei and Guan Yu of No. 2 to death, and then No. 3, No. 4, and No. 5 were all rescued, and No. 6, No. 7, and No. 8 were all wild......

The girl has already brushed her sleeves away, and Wu Ding has come to make up for the knife again: "Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and no one will marry when you grow up~ haha."

Facing Xu Zheng's angry gaze, Wu Ding said faintly: "See what I do?" I didn't do this death~ Also, if you don't chase it, you won't be able to catch up with ......."

Looking at the two people who were far away, Wu Ding and Li Dongyang let out a silver bell ~ no, barbell ~ no, a laugh like a walking tractor. It's just that Wu Ding is still thinking: Why does the texture of the meat lingzhi look so familiar? It's like I've seen it somewhere.