Kong Fatzi explained the origin of the whole banquet from beginning to end, and the story was so wonderful that I once had the urge to go to the hair...... The paralyzed one is too able to say, this grandson should be bald, how could it not be?

At the earliest, the world's best cooker was called the God of Food, who was the only master of cooking in the sky and the world, which made Emperor Yama envious, and this situation lasted for thousands of years, until the period of Zhou Xing at the end of the Shang Dynasty suddenly took a huge turn-

Jizhou Hou Su Hu has an extraordinary chef, when Su Daji was born, the chef's family also gave birth to a boy, and Daji peed and mud together since childhood, and as time went back and forth, nature sprouted a kind of super friendship. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The boy is very talented, and his cooking skills are better than his father's, and he can fry a bean sprout that looks like he is full of meat and flavor, which can be called a must, and his reputation has gone out of Jizhou to the whole country at the age of fifteen or sixteen, and he is striding forward to face the world, and even the king has heard of his name.

It's just that no matter how good he cooks, he is just a cook, and he never dares to show his heart to Daji, and Daji also knows that the difference in identity is too great, and the friendship is hidden.

How could the boy have a way to rob his wife with the king of Zhou, he had no choice but to give up the senseless resistance and accompany her to the court, watching the two little Wuchai become princesses of the princess, and he was sad and devoted himself to the delicious dishes, and used the delicious food to pour out his love, which can be regarded as a special comfort of the sling.

Everyone knows what happened later, the Western Zhou Dynasty Falsman, Daji and King Xuan were all beheaded, although no one cared about this inconspicuous little chef, but it didn't take long for him to die of illness trapped by love, and he wandered a wisp of soul to the underworld.

Where will the king of Yama let go of this opportunity, immediately hired with a high salary, and used many conditions such as year-end dividends, provident funds, house purchases, pension insurance, etc., to recruit the boy and his partner in the underworld as a full-time chef - the boy is also competitive, and soon won the reputation of the ghost chef, and the partner is also nicknamed: Demon Knife!

Ghost kitchen, legend has it that the dishes in the heavens and the earth are omniscient and all-refined, and the waves after the new are brought out, no matter what ingredients, as long as they pass through his hands, they can turn decay into magic, giving people a bunch of garbage can click a bar to make a table full of Han people, and even when the Buddha feasted on five hundred Arhats, he sent a special trip to invite him to cook the dishes;

The demon knife, it is said that it can use six knives to cut vegetables at the same time, the only six knife flow in history, the minced meat that comes out of his hand can penetrate the silk cloth, the tofu can penetrate the needle nose, the fish fillet can pass between the teeth, and a knife can cut the flies full of pits into double eyelids!

As the saying goes, a radish is a pit, a widow is a door, this Leng Ding drilled out a capable food god and didn't do it, he had to go to the ghost kitchen to compete, and the three squeezes and the two squeezed to get the matter in front of the Jade Emperor - the gods in the sky are also very boring, and they have nothing to do and can't go down to earth, and it is forbidden to pick up a girl and hook up with a fairy, and playing mahjong can't bring blood, so the legend says that there is something in the mortal world and the fairy world that has a lot of things to do and move the people to toss 100,000 heavenly soldiers in the world, in fact, it is free to go out.

When they heard this, they were all interested, and they made a trick like a coaxing and blowing up the nest, and they happened to be about to open the Pan Tao Club again, and soon submitted an organizational resolution to the Jade Emperor for review:

Out of a food god ghost kitchen triathlon, they participated, each with a table of dishes that have not been seen before, the skilled can come to the Pan Tao Club chef, and get the name of the world's first ghostly workman!

I don't know the process, anyway, it didn't take long for the result to come out, and the dishes on the table of the ghost kitchen were slightly better, and the god of food was immediately so angry that he retreated for 5,000 years; As for the ghost kitchen, naturally this table of dishes was served at the peach banquet, and the Jade Emperor gave him a full banquet of gods and ghosts, and even asked him what reward he wanted when he was happy, and he was ready to bleed and break the money......

You have probably guessed it, there must be a bit of a bloody plot behind this matter, and I wouldn't be happy if I didn't write about it, so the bloody plot came into being at the right time - just when the gods and Buddhas were full of interest and waited for the ghost kitchen to bow three times and thank the Lord Longen, the moth happened, and the ghost kitchen knelt on the ground, and made a request to the Jade Emperor with tears in his eyes:

Let Daji go!

It turned out that when the ghost chef was in the underworld, he bribed the judge with good wine and meat, checked the life and death book, and knew that Daji was possessed by the nine-tails, and the nine-tails had been possessed by Daji for too long, so she and Daji's own souls have been entangled together and inseparable.

The matter of the god list was jointly formulated by the three sects, and the Jade Emperor couldn't intervene at all, and the ghost kitchen's request suddenly made the old boy unable to get off the stage, and the lively immortals on the side were also busy giving the boss a round, but I didn't think that our ghost kitchen would not give this face at all, and insisted that it was the Jade Emperor who agreed, and forced him to find the Buddha of the Nine Heavens......

The final result is very simple, Daji can be released, but the ghost kitchen must be reincarnated in 9981 lives, including 9 pheasants, 9 beggars, 9 wicked people, 9 writers, and so on...... Anyway, he suffered so much to pay for his guilt in making this request.

The ghost chef immediately agreed!

Kong Fatzi told us that after the ghost kitchen entered the reincarnation, somehow the demon knife disappeared from the underworld, therefore, the practice of this table of gods and ghosts is completely lost, and the people who know it are in addition to the gods and Buddhas of the sky, there are only the sages and saints who were invited to the Pan Tao Society, but it's a pity, these people also know the taste and name at most, and the practice of this table of dishes can't be touched......

After a long time, we can't bring this fat man without thinking about it - the pharmaceutical company has a medicine person, and a new drug is tested; Cosmetics companies have makeup people, new cosmetics test allergies, Kong Fat Man is our cannibal, the first person to eat new food, but fortunately only one person is not a person, otherwise, it should be called cannibalism!

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I, Lolixi, Xiao Zuanfeng, Ximen Blowing Snow, Xiao Gu, Tai Er, Wu Dalang, Kong Fatzi, seven of the eight rooms have been gone, and the only empty room is left - I don't know if this name is too hypocritical, there is always a feeling of hinting at the relationship between men and women, so whoever chooses avoids it, and no one wants to drill into it at all.

I don't know if it's a change of luck, my life has calmed down a lot after this trip to the underworld, Ren Xiaoyan is honest after getting the wall grass, we have nothing to do except set up a stall at night every day as always, even the scissorhands scorpion king didn't continue to harass me, everyone stands where they should stand, and various interests and hobbies have also emerged over time, but I don't bother, I stay on the rooftop honestly every day and continue to unite my waist and horse.

Lolixi is the most comfortable, she added a TV to her room that can receive more than 200 units, and she just lay in the room and watched TV with snacks in her mouth when she had nothing to do, and she was so decadent that she looked like a modern female college student, and soon finished watching a series of palace fighting dramas, and spoke with Zhen Huan's accent, and when she ate noodles and sprinkled green onions, she said coldly, "This side is naturally excellent, and if you have some green onions, it won't live up to your grace" directly scared me!

Of course, I didn't dare to say anything to her, although I seem to have the largest position, but I know very well in my heart: people at the administrative level will always press me, and it would be very bad if I made a mistake (well, it seems that Wei Xiaobao often says this).

Xiao Zuanfeng finally stopped singing during meals, listening to songs with his mobile phone with headphones plugged in every day, humming in his mouth at any time, and changing the tune of the original mountain song when he was idle, he made various versions of rock, punk, jazz, pop, folk songs, etc., the latest one is called "Huayin Old Dialect One Patrol Mountain", which is said to be an excellent work combining modern rock and intangible cultural heritage - I also came up with a plan for his disaster to the country and the people, very simple, that is, I wore a non-mainstream mask when I ran the hall, By the way, his singing was also stifled in the cradle;

Xiao Gu stays in the house when he has nothing to do, and he doesn't go out or go shopping, his only hobby is taking a bath, anyway, I went to call her ten times out of ten times in the bath, giving people a ten-year-old dream of an empty city, the prosperity has faded and the feeling of being chaotic and floating, I don't always feel like the whole skin is going to bubble down;

The most diligent is Wu Dalang, now the affairs of the nursing home are basically under him, making cakes for the old people in circles, occasionally squatting in the courtyard to watch the sky when he is free, and he doesn't know if he is looking at it for a long time;

Tai Er began to take time out to do his own business, that is, to do good deeds and accumulate merit to complete the assessment, the specific method is to help the old lady cross the road to help the aunt carry the vegetable basket, but was caught three times a day by the joint defense team, or Xiaoqing came forward to bail out, I had to he to support the cleaner to pour boiling water to send warmth, and then two days after he calculated the account: this progress is as far away as using a thermos to save steel to buy a house, if you can't live a person Rui is estimated to be out of play......

Ximen Blowing Snow meditates next to me on the roof of the Jinji Independent Station every day, and Leng Ding didn't prevent me from discovering something: it turns out that this guy is color blind, and his eyes are black in addition to white, no wonder he only wears white clothes - I really didn't recruit me so I could only go and get him two white suits to wear, and Uncle Zhang looked for me in two days: "Is your building haunted?" You can see a white shadow floating all over the building during the day and night, it's too infiltrating! ”

The most unusual thing is Kong Fatzi, in short, there is only one sentence: Ya is obsessed with square dancing, the most ruthless is - within two days this old man led the dance, I don't know where he got a set of stereos, he opened up a new world outside the vegetable market, every day the preparation work in the store went out together, and waited until the guests came back in a bunch of fart, and soon accepted a large number of apprentices...... To be honest, I began to gradually understand that some things are pure talent, and they have nothing to do with the right time and place, just at this population density, it is light for a fat man to accept 30,000 disciples a year!

The only thing I didn't expect was that after going in and out of the underworld, hey, our arms actually returned to normal, and I don't know how it came out, and I don't know the reason for asking Lorixi, and I'm happy to enjoy the effect of this full-blood resurrection.

The only strange thing is that the Supreme Treasure has never appeared, and I don't know where it went, which makes me a little confused.

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Two or three days have passed, of course, there are indispensable police comrades to inquire or we try our best to sell skewers, the killer did not come again, and I don't know if there is a huge conspiracy brewing, we can only recuperate and live a comfortable life under the excuse of not changing things, until one night Ren Xiaoyan came to my stall without giving up, the reason is very simple: there is a family that does not know how many rich families on the Forbes rich list of the second-generation young master have been obsessed with Ren Xiaoyan for a long time, Officially proposed in accordance with the rules of the rivers and lakes, Ren's parents responded as soon as they heard it, and they were ready to let them meet and talk about it in the next two days, and then give this matter a decision......

"What's so bad about this?" I dragged her to the stool next to the cashier and sat down, clicked open the can of ice Coke and handed it over, and opened the can of grunt and poured a few sips down, "I'm really not happy, you will put back the big man who picks his feet and scares his parents, as long as you can make the two old ones disgust you, can this little one still have a rut?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan didn't drink the coke in her hand, staring at her in a hurry: "It would be so simple!" The two have met several times, even if I become a crazy woman, there must be a process, I can't deceive people! ”

Lori dipped her saliva and counted the stacked tickets in her hand, and said casually without raising her head: "You directly said that you have a boyfriend, I don't believe that he is willing to be wet with rain and dew for this kind of thing!" It seems that she has gained a lot from watching palace fighting dramas during this time, and she has gradually applied her intrigue skills to real life.

"He knows I don't have ......"

Lolita skillfully tied up the money with a rubber band, and threw it into the drawer: "Fake Dao Fa Yu is looking for someone to be a shield, insisting that there is a boyfriend anyway, no one can verify it, or say that you are a lesbian, anyway, this is also quite popular now - if you like it, find a woman to accompany you, this must be excellent!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan stared at Lolita for a long time, and said in a trance: "What did this kid eat to grow up?" At the age of five or six, he was so against the sky, and when he grew up, wouldn't it be another disaster for the country and the people? ”

"That won't be!" I hurriedly explained: "Don't worry, she just said it, after all, born under the red flag and growing up in the spring breeze, it is not so easy to make mistakes - don't go off topic, don't go off topic, let's not discuss this matter today!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan worriedly refocused her attention on herself, "I definitely can't pretend to be a lesbian, I will be disgusted when I think about it, it seems that I can only go to the second one as a dead horse doctor, but where can I find this person?" ”

I puffed up my chest and promised: "You can choose any person in the house, and I will guarantee it as long as you can choose it!" "Looking left and right, the only suitable person here is me, and the others are either old or unsuitable, in a word, who is this matter made in heaven?

Ren Xiaoyan swept left and right, and finally fell on me, I smiled and waited for her to speak, and then I heard her say to Lori quietly: "I'm still pretending to be a lesbian." ”

Me: "......"

At this time, the guests have gradually become scarce, and Xiao Zhuanfeng and others in the kitchen gradually joined our discussion, and finally came to the conclusion that lesbians may not be good, after all, although there are no men or women around Ren Xiaoyan, Leng Ding can't solve the real problem at all, and this trick is filmed too much in movies and television, and the two people who don't agree with their parents stealing the household registration book are as rotten on the street, and they can't hide their brains if they don't smoke - I can't even think of being on the Forbes list!

Just when we were thinking about it, the fat man came back, pacing the purple clay pot with figure-eight steps, carrying an old tape recorder the size of a pillow in his hand, and the little mung bean blinked a few times to see the problem: "Look at the color on your face, why is it dripping?" ”

As soon as the matter was said, Kong Fatzi instantly became happy: "Look at your worries, how simple this thing is!" Come, listen to me......"

(Guess it!) In the legend, who can use six knives at once? Guess and win! ）