The small-eyed fat old man kicked us for a long time, and walked down the steps with a kind of bloated and luxurious posture, "Who are you?" ”

I hurriedly smiled and said, "Uncle, we are here to ask you questions." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Studying?" The fat old man immediately stood up, pretended to sit on the steps, stretched out his hand to pick up his hair for a long time, and then put down his hand embarrassedly, coughed and said: "Busy drip, busy drip, no time!" ”

Your uncle, you really gasped when you said you were fat, this fat old man is too good at pretending, right? But then again, I really don't have the heart to ask Guo Degang for advice, I don't talk about cross talk, and it is said that his apprentices and students still have the habit of tearing up with the teacher, if I turn around, I can wipe oil on my body whether I pick my hair or pinch my neck, it's too tiresome and I can't stand it!

I whispered to Lori, "I'm afraid we're mistaken, right?" ”

She frowned and went out to look at the address, came back and said, "The address is right, is the old man menopause?" ”

I thought about it, and saw that the old man was sitting on the side and raised his eyes to look at the sky, and then lowered his face and smiled: "Uncle, aren't you idle now, just bring your mouth to bring this out?" ”

The old man turned his face aside, picked up a stick and scratched on the ground while making a joke: "How busy am I, I'm not interested in general academic dripping issues - you can please be smart, I really can't spare time..."

Lori whispered in my ear, "The old man is pretending, right?" ”

I nodded: "I can see it, he is going to really rush us to coax us in the morning, this is the trick - it's okay, look at me," I looked up left and right, sighed: "Okay, since everything is said about this, we can only say goodbye first, anyway, seeing that your posture will not be able to be born for a while, let's talk about it another day!" ”

As we spoke, we moved towards the edge of the courtyard, looking ready to leave, the fat old man was suddenly dumbfounded, twisted his buttocks, shook it, and dragged it in front of us, and put a smile on his face: "Hey, don't go, this matter can still be discussed!" ”

"Aren't you unable to take it?"

"I don't think it's easy for you to come here, so if you can, you can help!" The old man faked a fake smile: "Tell me about it? ”

"Why do I think you're pulling people in a pyramid scheme?" I was even more confused.

The fat old man smiled awkwardly, and then reached out and stroked his hair: "Let's see the facts, say, what are you trying to ask for - but I'll say something first, it's just a matter of teaching, I don't guarantee that you can all learn it." ”

I immediately became energetic, and I didn't pretend, so I immediately threw out the question: "I just want to know, why does the wall grass have two different tastes and smells different in the mouth?" ”

"The smell of grass dripping on the wall?" The fat old man was stunned for a moment, then jumped three feet high, and said happily: "Are you here to ask me about eating drops?" "The fat old man yelled madly, circled around the courtyard, and had the feeling that a dog had bitten a turtle and had nowhere to put it for a long time, and suddenly became cheerful, I have seen this situation before-

I remember that there was a classmate in the class who liked a girl, and he didn't dare to say that he held it every day, and then the girl took the initiative to find him to speak.

But fortunately, the fat old man didn't jump into the pond in the yard, and I figured it out later, the main reason was not that he didn't want to jump down to calm down, but that the pond was too small to accommodate his stomach......

The fat old man yelled for a while, and pulled us directly into his pavilion to sit down, and then excitedly said: "The taste of the grass drops on the wall is different, because they grow in Shanyin and Shanyang to accept the drops of the moon are different, and they are born different, so the taste of the drops is not the same when used to make vegetables - they are not particular about cooking, but if they are made of spices and seasoning, the difference is big." ”

We nodded together: "Oh, so there's a difference!" ”

"Also, the wall grass is very strange, and the processing method is also very special, simple frying and cooking is not good, it must be steamed through water, otherwise it will change color - of course, the medicine is different, and some special materials are added to it, which can maintain the fragrance and medicinal effect......"

The fat old man looked inconspicuous, but when he talked about these things, he was incredible, quoting scriptures and classics, and his words were concise and concise, which was really much better than what Guo Fatzi said, and our ears were pricked up when we heard it. I muttered a little confused, "Who the hell are you, so good at blowing?" ”

The fat old man stopped coldly, and said his name with a smile, I only felt that the sky was thundering and the lightning was flashing, but what I never expected was that such a senior foodie with sharp tongues turned out to be him!

As you might have guessed, he's-

He once accepted 3,000 disciples, the ancestor of Confucianism of seventy-two sages, and Confucius!

To be honest, I never thought Confucius would be a fat man!

What I didn't expect was that this fat man was actually a senior foodie fat man!

After a long time, I learned that Confucius's family was very poor when he was a child, and he went to other people's temples to steal sacrifices when he had nothing to do. When he grew up, he didn't want to work in the field and had no way to become an official, so he founded Kong Yunshe to accept apprentices, and recruited Yan Lu, Zeng Dian, Ran Geng, etc. to learn cross talk.

At this time, the life of Kong Fatzi's family has entered a well-off, and he proudly shouted the slogan of "not getting tired of eating, not getting tired of fine", telling everyone that I have surplus grain in Kong's fat family, and in the future, we will only eat fine grains and meat, and never eat coarse grains again!

When I was a child, I lost a lot of meat, and after the old man was rich, in addition to teaching cross talk, he was eating, and he summed up a lot of experience in his life, and the famous 'Eight Don't Eat' was proposed by him, and finally became a generation of famous gourmets.

Therefore, it is reasonable for the old man to fool us into a cripple......

Seeing that we were dizzy when we heard the clouds, mountains and fog, the old man smiled proudly, he smiled proudly, and his fat face turned red: "How is it, do you know my old man's ability?" ”

"I really can't see it," I sincerely gave the old fat man a thumbs up: "This, this ......" I shouted at the beginning, but it turned out that this introduction was Confucius, and I didn't know how to greet it.

The old man waved his hand indifferently, "It's okay to call me Confucius or Confucius, anyway, you are not my students." ”

"Got it, Brother Qiu!"

"Uh, let's call Kongqiu......"

"No problem, Brother Qiu!"

The old man was helpless: "Thank you! ”

I happily turned my head to Lori and said, "Brother Qiu is very good!" He turned his head and immediately continued: "Brother Qiu, do you know about the whole banquet of gods and ghosts?" Can you tell us about it? ”

"All the gods?" Kong Fatzi exclaimed: "You also know this? ”

I confessed, "We want to reinvent this set." ”

Kong Fatzi jumped three feet high, and his eyes were so excited that his eyes widened directly: "You have finally found the right person, there are very few people who can do it at the banquet, and there are not many people who even eat it all, and it has been lost for thousands of years...... It's not that I blow it, I've eaten it, and I'm the only one left who hasn't been reincarnated for thousands of years! ”

A group of us looked at each other and cheered, "That's great!" ”

"But," Kong Fatzi Leng Ding changed his words and asked: "I can help you, but I also have a request: I will follow you in the future!" ”

"Huh?" I was stunned and pointed around, and said in amazement: "You don't want such a good courtyard?" ”

"Why?" Kong Fatzi pulled around his body, and said with a sad face: "The apprentices have all been reincarnated, I haven't caught it now, and I haven't eaten for a few days, and everyone is hungry and thin-if you want to ignore me, I'll die for you!" ”