Chapter 44 The wind blows the grass and the grass is two hundred catties low

With a burst of rhythmic and weighty footsteps, Ren Xiaoyan walked down from the upper floor, and she said timidly in a slightly crying voice: "How do I look?" ”

We were all stupid!

Standing in front of us was a woman in a black and white evening dress, the dress was beautifully cut and beautifully handmade, although her face was still hanging, but the flesh on her face was already overgrown, and she slipped down her chin towards her chest, her neck became short and thick, and the flesh on top of her was layered on top of each other, like layers of waves, and the flesh on her back was also thick, and it would snap when she patted it, and the fattest one would be as round as a ball without puffing up - all this with the color she chose, how to look like a traveling emperor penguin!

Oh, the cake seller! This is an increase of more than 100 catties, at least two hundred, and now Ren Xiaoyan looks more Han Hong than Shen Dianxia, and it is not a matter of waiting for idlers to tie up a piece!

There was a loud noise, Wu Da who had just come out of the kitchen smashed the plate, his face was full of astonishment, I was relieved to find that Ren Xiaoyan at this moment, regardless of body shape or figure, the only one who can match her is our Wu Da, of course, if you don't dislike nationality, O'Neill is barely worthy. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Ren Xiaoyan instantly understood something from our eyes, covered her mouth with a flickering look in her eyes and said, "Is it really ugly?" ”

Lori held her cheeks and looked at her for a long time, staring at me with admiration on her face: "It's better for you, it's better to cut the grass and eradicate the roots!" ”

We nodded in unison, and Xiao Zuanfeng was disgusted by the way: "I will never eat cured meat again." ”

Ren Xiaoyan was a little broken: "Understood, now my appearance must be beyond everyone's expectations, right?" ”

"Isn't that right?" Kong Lao Er said: "Why complain if you seek benevolence? ”

Ren Xiaoyan walked down from it, looked at her appearance through the glass cabinet in the store, satisfied but full of expected loss, and her face was complicated: "Don't say it, I really can't see it-it's just that you're sure that his family won't agree, what if you guess wrong?" ”

We looked at each other a few times, and finally I told me sincerely: "If that's the case, you should get married, it must be true love." ”

Ren Xiaoyan felt sorry for herself for a moment, but finally quickly remembered her purpose for this matter, so she simply said: "Since this is the case, I won't say much, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, I'll call them and ask them to come over for dinner in the evening." ”

I was a little dazed and said, "You said come on?" And the guy on the Forbes list is here for me to have a blind date by the way? ”

Ren Xiaoyan said indifferently: "Since it's all disgusting, why don't we carry out the disgusting to the end?" ”

I muttered, "I don't care, I'm afraid your parents won't be able to explain anything, and besides, we don't have a suitable place here!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan was a little embarrassed: "That's right, it's really Sima Zhao's heart to eat on the side of the road." ”

At this time, Kong Lao Er spoke slowly: "If you want me to say that there is really a suitable place," he said as he squeezed his eyes at me: "What do you think of the second floor, it was originally a private room, and it's okay to come out to entertain them, right?" ”

Second floor? Isn't that place used to entertain ghosts, Kong Laoer's trick is much more ruthless than mine, even if he wasn't frightened by Ren Xiaoyan's new style, it is estimated that he should be creepy in that environment, it is said that everyone in the big family believes in the eight characters, so this is definitely a disagreement among the eight characters, the heavenly evil lone star or kill the wolf......

Ren Xiaoyan didn't know anything about the second floor, and when she heard this, she probably didn't know how to do it, and said a little excitedly: "There is a box?" Then the matter is settled, and I will call immediately. ”

I asked one last time, "Uh, you really don't think about it anymore?" ”

She nodded, "It's decided." ”

Ren Xiaoyan took out her mobile phone in front of us and dialed the phone, and after two or three rings, an excited male voice came from inside, "Thank God, Xiaoyan, you finally contacted me." "I'll inform you of the time and place to meet your parents," Ren Xiaoyan said coldly, at this moment she seemed to have regained the domineering and cold royal sister in the Century Hotel, and there was not only a little fireworks in the world in her speech: "Although you are only working in vain, I will never marry you." ”

The male voice on the other side argued, "Why haven't you understood my heart for so long, Xiaoyan? ”

She said unceremoniously: "What is there in your heart to understand?" It's nothing more than a fancy for my body and appearance! She paused and continued, "If I look like a ghost or become a big fat man, will you still love me?" ”

"Oh, I love you all the same no matter what you do!" The male voice exaggerated: "What I love is your heart." ”

On the side, we all together: "Cut~~"

Ren Xiao continued the second half of the sentence unmoved: "Then see you when the time comes-at eight o'clock in the evening, the patrol of the mountain stalls in the nursing home at No. 20 Vegetable Market Road, take a look at the driving road, and gather in the crowded places." ”

"It's ......"

Without waiting for the other side to finish speaking, Ren Xiaoyan hung up the phone cleanly, and let out a long sigh of relief, "How about it, can you hear that Ben is going sincerely?" "No," I shook my head: "I just think that you live a chic life on a horse, and you don't have the slightest taste of being born out of time when you say it - suddenly you have gained a few hundred pounds, how can this mood be a little jealous and cynical, right?" ”

"Really?" Ren Xiaoyan was suspicious: "You didn't hear the sorrow from my words? ”

"Even if there is, it will be taken away by the sea," Xiao Diamond Wind said sincerely, "I feel that you are shy!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said deflated: "It's over, I still want to do some foreshadowing......"

"Don't bother, we're not acting schools!" I stood up and clapped my hands: "Don't sit, move up and take the handle, put it on and prepare to pick up customers!" ”

Although the small private room on the second floor is used to entertain ghosts, but to be honest, there is no ambiguity, every day should be wiped and swept, the table top on the ground is bright, but the humidity is very heavy, only a few days there are three rooms of tables and benches long mushrooms, I picked a more suitable preparation layout, first consult Lorixi: "You help me see what I need?" ”

Lori frowned: "You still ask me if I don't have anything missing." ”

Ren Xiaoyan next to her didn't care: "Actually, you really don't need to clean up, just give them some original flavor - others can eat fried liver buns, what do they want to do as soon as they break the nouveau riche?" ”

I thought for a moment: "Not good! We have to at least make them feel that they are taking it seriously, and even if they are fooled, they have to do a full set, right? ”

Ren Xiaoyan frowned, pointed to the water-stained wall on the roof, and asked me: "Then you must change the sun and the moon to a new day, otherwise it is not suitable to clean up this house." ”

"The sun and the moon change the sky?" When she said this, I remembered something, and immediately beckoned Xiao Zhuanfeng: "You go and call Tai Er back for me." "Didn't Tai Er say that there is a pu fan that uses illusion three times a day, and it usually can't be summoned, isn't it right now, I have to make this place a brilliant jewel!

Then I greeted happily: "I'll do it, you all rest!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan didn't believe it at all, she rolled her eyes with her hands outstretched: "Look, I knew you couldn't get ......" After speaking, she glared at me fiercely: "Okay, I'll go up and rest for a while, and wait for someone to come." After saying that, he stepped up the stairs with a click, and the others also scattered, taking a break before the business came to the door.