Chapter 45: Nine Sheets
At 6 o'clock, there was a queue outside the door as usual, and at this time Tai Er came back slowly, and I didn't say a word to get him into the bread room, and stretched out my hand: "Oh, I'm going to entertain guests later, you use a fan to make an illusion for me, and when you look at it, you will feel that it is similar to the palace." Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½β
Taiji looked at the room dumbfounded, then turned around and continued to look at me dumbfounded: "You're not kidding, are you?" β
I jumped up and said angrily, "Didn't you say that you have a fan that can do illusions?" You won't tell me no now, believe it or not, I'll kill you in minutes......"
Tai Er was obviously still very afraid of me, the so-called legendary master, and hurriedly explained while hiding: "No, I didn't make it clear last time - my illusion is not saying that it can turn something into something, but just making people see what it is, in short, it's just a trick to make a single person look at it!" β
I sweat one: "That is, you can make a single person see cow dung as gold, but in the eyes of others it is still cow dung?" β
Tai Er nodded cautiously: "That's pretty much what it means!" β
My mind spun around and I slapped my leg suddenly: "That's fine, just let the servants see this house as a palace when the time comesβthey can fool around, right?" β
Tai Er hummed: "I haven't used it today, it's okay for three people." β
I nodded hehehehe: "That's it: you will guard with me downstairs later, and when someone comes, I will use it, and let the grandson regard this house as a palace, and you don't have to worry about anything else." β
Tai Er hesitated: "That's okay, but as soon as others say no, they will be exposed?" β
I smiled and said, "How can it! It's our own people in this house, and outsiders are not allowed to enter - I let Wu Da guard it to see who dares to enter! β
As soon as seven o'clock arrived, the busy customers poured into the store, most of them were young people, and occasionally there were neighbors around the neighborhood who brought their children to relieve their hunger, Xiaoqing came to eat and help as usual, I took Tai Er to wait outside, and saw that the time was gradually approaching 8 o'clock, I suddenly remembered the little young man who committed suicide a few hours ago, "By the way, how did you explain that you were going to commit suicide, look at his eyebrows when he came out?" β
Tai Er said: "Actually, it's very simple, I'll tell him: What is there to regret about other people's wives that you have slept in vain for three years?" He thought about it for a moment and understood. β
Me: "......"
Just after eight o'clock, a car with the logo of the flying birdman on its head slowly drove from the street, and the probe probed for a moment quickly locked the target - although it has only been open for ten days, the mountain skewer stalls have become the characteristic landmarks of the vegetable market street, and after nightfall, the endless stream of three jumpers, dragon snacks, flying cakes, flower girls, etc., are lined up on both sides of the light that sticks to us, and some people waiting for the seat also consume by the way, and the attention is equivalent to the Monla Lisa of the Louvre.
The car stopped, first got down a young man in the shape of an oily and slippery Yagami hermitage, followed by the car behind the two black suits and white gloves to come out and open the back door, a middle-aged man dressed luxuriously dressed and could not see his age walked out of the car, full of famous brands, followed by an old peacock wearing gold and silver, and the sheep placenta face could not stop the pleats from turning the pleats.
The two have obviously seen the world, but today's show still surprised them a little.
I immediately greeted me and greeted me according to the established steps: "Are you Miss Ren Xiaoyan's guest?" β
The middle-aged man came back to his senses instantly, smiled and nodded, and tried to stretch out an approachable face and said, "Yes, I am Kong Xiangmin, this is my wife," and then he pointed at Yagami Nunnery: "My son Kong Chaoyun - may I ask who you are?" β
Look at it, what moisturizing and silent words, there is no force and urine that nouveau riche should have, and with a mouth showing his teeth, he smells the skill of appeasing the beast - people are different from each other, just like what is written in Journey to the West, but any monster who wants to gnaw alive when he sees Tang Seng must be wild, and the end is death; But if you are going to wash him, slowly steam and braise him, and cook a delicious meal on the table, it is the mount of the gods, and in the end, he will only retreat to Heaven and rearrange the door wall after fooling Sun Wukong as a temporary worker, this is all in order.
It's just that the performance of his pig teammates is far worse, the old peacock took out a silk handkerchief and waved it in front of his nose with disgust on his face, and Yagami An also did not hide his emotions, frowning and saying loudly: "What the hell is this place?!" β
Hehe, it's still a ghost place...... I'm in a hurry.
"This is my little shop," I said, taking two steps to meet her, "I'm a friend of Miss Ren's, and she decided to entertain you here." β
The corners of Kong Xiangmin's mouth twitched twice, his eyes were cold, Yagamian immediately retracted, and his wife also lowered the handkerchief very reluctantly, and only at this step did he turn his face and said with a smile: "Then we will bother." β
"Come, everybody, please!"
The three members of the Kong family plus the bodyguards came in under my leadership, although it was just a skewer stall, but the gap between the position of sitting on a small stool outside and their unimpeded operation still made the Kong family's self-esteem a little satisfied, Kong Xiangmin walked and complimented me by the way: "It looks like you are good here, business is very good?" β
I was squeezing my eyebrows to determine the target for Tai Er, and I immediately said casually: "It's okay, I can still buy you a car in a year...... Kong Xiangmin expressed his appreciation, but at this time, his wife and son next to him snorted from their nostrils, full of mockery, and Tai Er, who was about to do it, leaned into my ear:
"I've never seen anyone so annoying - how about we change it and make them look like it's all pigs' heads?"
I glanced at him, "Do you believe that I can make you look like you without spells?" β
Tai Er touched his head and was confused: "How did you get it?" β
I stretched out my fist and gestured in front of him, and Taiji immediately rolled his eyes and walked to the side.
I watched him take out the fan from the corner of his eye, aim, and then fanned three times into the air, with words in his mouth, Kong Jiayi was stunned in the process of marching, and they were a little confused, Tai Er immediately moved away without squinting, and they scratched their heads and continued to walk......
It looks like it's done.
I took them to the box on the second floor, and said without waiting for the door to open: "Ren Xiaoyan said, only invite the three of you to go in, and the others are waiting outside." β
I don't know if it was the bodyguard or the driver's black suits all looked at Kong Xiangmin, he hesitated, but immediately reacted: "Then can they sit outside and wait?" β
I said, "Whateverβjust sit still," I looked into their eyes and immediately understood, adding, "The air conditioning is too cold." β
One of the black suits sneered, "We're professionally trained, so you underestimate us, right?" The others nodded together and said in unison, "Let's sit here!" β
Kong Xiangmin said: "That's it, let's go in and see Xiaoyan, you wait outside." β
I pushed the door open in a happy mood, suddenly thought about it again, turned my head and said solemnly: "No matter what happens in a while, you must only order nine dishes!" β
The Kong family was stunned, and then Yagami asked me nervously, "Why?" Could it be that Xiaoyan has an order? His parents also stared at me with cautious faces, rather cautious.
I said solemnly: "The circle of friends only allows me to upload nine photos!" β