Chapter 6: Han Meimei's date

The dragon smiled awkwardly, I ignored him, and continued to express my dissatisfaction:

"Just like this, can we still work together to deal with youkai?"

The dragon descended for a long time, and finally said, "Okay, I'll tell you, but you have to promise me that I will never tell others." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"That's no problem - I said, do you have to think that I mix the word count to be satisfied, old man, believe it or not, I wrote you to death?"

"Okay, okay, I said, I said: The purpose of our heavenly gods to let me come down is mainly to deal with the demon god Black Rakshasa of the underworld, this guy has excellent mana, and he has not been under the jurisdiction of the Ten Palaces in the underworld, wantonly sucking souls, and the Ten Palaces Yama has failed to capture him many times, and until today he is still wandering outside the 10,086 ghost cities of the Xudu City, becoming a country of his own.

At first, we thought that he would keep to himself and keep going on like this, but it wasn't until a while ago that we learned that the Black Rakshasa had divided a part of his soul and hid it in three special people, so that they could continue to reincarnate in the world and absorb the darkness in people's hearts - among them, the ninth generation of evil people absorbed the cruel side of people's hearts, the ninth generation of beggars absorbed the indifferent side of people's hearts, and the ninth generation pheasants absorbed the yin side of people's hearts. Whenever these three die, he will absorb the dark power of the human heart they brought back, nourish and cultivate, if he can't transform the three of you, he will continue to be strong, until one day the ten halls of Yama can't control it, and then it will really be the darkness of the world, and the catastrophe of the world! ”

My God, I didn't expect this to be said, I kind of understood the theme of the movie back then, so it turned out to be like this...... In this way, it is clear why the beggar can resurrect the individual - it is connected with the Black Rakshasa and what is the resurrection of the individual, and it is not a matter of resurrecting a piece!

"Then finding Chuanshan B requires us to assemble is also the same principle?"

"That's right, Panshan Yi was originally a subordinate of the Black Rakshasa , and the three of you gathered together to make it believe in your identity and hand over the treasures it hid."

"Alright, I'll go find them right away!" I said righteously, "Then tell me, where are the two of them?" ”

The old man looked at me, I looked at him, and gradually the old man's face began to turn red, a little twisted and a little embarrassed, and he said after a long time: "Uh, I'm ...... I didn't ...... Didn't find ...... They both ......"

"What?" I shouted, "You've lived for dozens of years, and you haven't found anyone?" ”

"Well," the dragon descending old dao said with a crying voice: "Who knew that it was so difficult to find someone, to be honest, even you and I are not sure if it is the person I am looking for - this test is too embarrassing, I knew that the immortal reserve conversion exam is this, I will definitely not come down!" ”

"You also took the Immortal Reserve Exam?" I was stunned and said, "Is this more difficult than the second part of the driving school?" ”

Oh, the cake seller! I remembered, compared with him, Taier's exam was simply for nothing - I have to talk to Ya well when I go back, I didn't say it, this grandson must have asked his brother to help him go through the back door.

Before the joy of catching Taier's pigtails had passed, I then thought of the most important question: Paralysis, in this era of completely underdeveloped information, where do you ask me to go to find pheasants and beggars?

I came out of the Qingdi Temple, followed by a large group of entourage slowly pacing back, Hu Hansan and the master saw that I was not in a beautiful mood, they all followed honestly, and no one dared to come up to talk, and because of this, I was even more depressed...... But what's the solution, even if you tell them you don't know what's going on, it's better not to say it.

There are two questions in front of me.,First of all, it's about this legendary world.,Although Lolita once told me something about the legendary controller.,But she's just hearsay.,What she said is not systematic and detailed.,At first, I thought that as long as I saved Ma Liang anyway, I could go back.,The more I know it's wrong.,Let me be at a loss.。

As far as I know now, there are at least three stories I know in this legendary world, the magic pen Ma Liang, the painted skin and Jigong, and it is also Stephen Chow's version of Jigong, plus the goblin escaped, I must have a story mixed in, otherwise there will be no immortals in the mountains - four stories, which is the focus of my return, and which is the mainstream that needs me to set things right?

The second is a more specific question, that is, I went there to find two people, the Ninth Beggar and the Ninth Pheasant, how to confirm if I found it?

These two questions make me worried, and there is really nothing else to do but get my hair up......

When I was about to pick up a lot of hair, there were a few dings, I suddenly snorted, and took out the phone from my pocket - wow, the specific meaning of the mobile phone possession was finally revealed, and I had a persimmon 70S in my hand, which was bought from the Difu monopoly!

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, not only my soul crossed, but also the soul of the mobile phone, which surprised me so much!

I didn't have time to think about it, I instantly took out my mobile phone, but what was printed in my eyes was the words 'not in the service area', and I was stunned, but soon I found the problem: it was not a text message or a phone call, but WeChat!

WeChat, no network signal, only WIFI can be connected to the artifact.

I quickly clicked on WeChat to browse, in addition to the previous chat, the only new signal is the bright red '1' above the contact, someone added me as a friend, his explanation is very simple and very convincing, just a glance, I did not hesitate to choose to pass the verification.

His message went like this: "Legendary master? I'm Han Meimei! ”

Han Meimei?!

One of the two legendary gods, Li Lei and Han Meimei in Han Meimei? Oh my God, they're so famous, I didn't expect them to become legends!

(Li Lei AND Han Meimei, if this stalk is not clear, please refer to Du Niang)

Since the 90s, all textbooks, test papers, and exercises have their names on them, English classes learn their daily lives, and mathematics classes are the two of them walking first and then chasing each other to show affection, otherwise it is a spoon out of the pool and a scoop out to make two - if it is really the memory of the yang people who have created a legendary world, then there is no doubt that they must be legends!

I shuddered and sent out a message: "Han Meimei? You are the eternal legend who lived in the hearts of the people of the 70s and 80s, Han Meimei? ”

The message replied: "Coca-Coa, but not ......."

(Hehe, after all these years, I didn't think you still knew me...... )

Sure enough, it was her! And you see, although people live in the nineties, they are not outdated, and they still use Martian script!

Martian Script: According to legend, this script was originally born because of the communication between the Alien and the Predator, and it was seized during the encounter between Arnold Pighua and the Predator, and circulated through the FBI to become the darling of a generation of hipsters - they used this text over and over again, trying to tell the earthlings a truth:

Earth is too dangerous, I'm going back to Mars (or Jupiter or Mercury or Pluto...... )!

It is worthy of the legend of a generation, it is too trendy, although it is a bit outdated.

I continued to post: "How did you find me? Is there something, or is your world confused with this world? ”

Reply: "女尔哾對ㄋ,щǒのㄝ琾葉緄惑琎鯠ㄋ,峩篩繏ㄋ詪茤亽材找菿沵,僦昰мīSS吿訴鉨関衧傳竒翣琾魡蒖compartment,禳亇螚夠僬早蚆 this 嗰緄chaos dēㄝ鎅 restore the positive 瑺." ”

(You're right, Minecraft is also getting mixed up, and I screened a lot of people to find you, just to tell you the truth about the legendary world, so that you can restore this chaotic world to normal as soon as possible.) )

I stared at it for a long time to understand this sentence, but my buddy is also a person who has mixed with the Martian body, otherwise I really don't know what to do...... Fortunately, it's only the original Martian body, if it's an advanced Martian body or a brain remnant, then I'll be completely blind.

So, I simply told her, "You better send a voice......

Han Meimei replied to me: "Zhu Noodle - Moth Cake Bai Fang and so on." ”

(Meet and say - I'll be waiting for you at Taibai Restaurant.) )

Do I have a choice at this time? Needless to say, ten minutes later, I showed up in the Taibai Liquor Shop and met the legendary Han Meimei, who was wearing a short-sleeved shirt and floral skirt just like the junior high school English textbook.

I left all my men outside, and walked over to greet myself: "Hello God, why bother with me." ”

Han Meimei looked up at me and said hurriedly, "There's no time to say hello, sit down." ”

"Ah, in such a hurry?" I swung my ass against the chair and said, "What's going on?" ”

Han Meimei raised her eyelids and said to me solemnly: "Since you are the new legendary master, then I want to ask you, do you know what kind of world the legendary world is, how it came to be, how it died, and what is its fundamental?" ”

"Ahem, I ......really don't know," I said with a sad face, "I've heard them mention it, but it's hard to say whether it's true or not." ”

"How?"

I tried to recall: "They told me that the world of legends is actually a world built by the human heart, where good and evil and good and evil in the yang world complement each other and influence each other...... That's pretty much it. ”

Han Meimei nodded: "The general meaning is about the same." Do you know what the reason for the birth and demise of this world is, in short, why the legendary world was destroyed, do you know? ”

I pondered for a moment: "Because of the human heart? ”

"Yes, it's because of people's hearts!" Han Meimei said: "The legendary world is born because many people believe in this world, so a corresponding legendary world is produced, and it continues to provide power for this world, so that they can exist again and again, such as the magic pen Ma Liang world you came in this time, it is because people believe in this beautiful story, so it can let Ma Liang get the magic pen again and again, and then punish corrupt officials, after this matter is done, Ma Liang will live peacefully until he dies of old age, and then reincarnated, and the cycle repeats." ”

I listened a little confused: "According to you, how can this world collapse?" ”

Han Meimei sighed: "This has to blame some people in the real society, for their own interests, they do not hesitate to slander and fictionalize the originally good legendary world, and the readers will see it when they look at it, which makes a lot of good worlds messy, and at the same time, it also produces a lot of strange worlds." ”

“…… Wait a minute! I was a little creepy when I heard it: "You're not talking about the Internet writer, are you?" ”

If it's really caused by a spoof writer on the Internet - Liuyun, you have to cut yourself off from the people!

Han Meimei nodded solemnly: "They are a part, mainly those spoof writers, too undisciplined - but their influence is not direct, the most direct is TV, such as the current anti-Japanese war drama, which has derived a new legendary world, hand-tearing devils, sharpshooters with a range of 800 miles, riding a Harley motorcycle and wearing punk glasses, bullet turning, grenade blowing up planes, **XOO after transforming into a Super Saiyan, etc., but the original war world has been greatly impacted! ”

"Huhu, fortunately, the online writer is not the biggest factor, otherwise this book is estimated to be a eunuch ......"

I continued to listen: "And then? ”

"Then, these new worlds gradually outlaw the old world, and when they reach a certain point, the old legendary world will perish."

I gasped: "I see! ”

Han Meimei stared into my eyes and said solemnly, "Now you know the seriousness of the situation, right?" ”

I was dumbfounded: "Then what should I do, I can't blow up the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television after I go back, right?" They are the culprits of all the dramas, although they are all rice buckets, but the legal society is also guilty of killing rice buckets! ”

Han Meimei waved her hand and said: "That's not necessary, what you do is to set things right, just don't let these messy worlds affect the original world - for example, our world, this is built by a certain writer, mixing five events together, and giving birth to this messy world." ”

"Five? Isn't it four? ”

"It's five. The magic pen Ma Liang, Painted Skin, Ji Gong, Li Lei and Han Meimei, and the last one is a gourd baby. ”

I slapped my leg violently and shouted: "I said, that monster feels very familiar after watching it for a long time, but I can't remember where I've seen it, I know when you say this - it's the same as what Liu Zichen and Li Anxi on the Internet, and if you do it for a long time, this is the snake spirit disease on Hulu Mountain!" ”